Episode 149 Keep Writing, Keep Snacking We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and we get sentimental on the bench. But we’re still hilarious, we’ll always have that! Please follow us on TikTok and Instagram – watch for #BenchWriteClub prompts and all things we think are funny (spoiler alert, it’s the same stuf…

Episode 148 Girls That Slay Yeet We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and it turns out Tricia was right about the Hunt for Red October on the bench. She wanted to make sure everyone knew that. She was also very wrong about the meaning of yeet. Today we have some #BenchWriteClub announcements, including MORE B…

Episode 147 Jimmy-Wa We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and we low-key trend set new dances on the bench, obviously. Today we read your #BenchWriteClub submissions for “Steve the Devil Roommate.” Woo-wee-mama! THANK YOU to our Aud-ComTM contributions from: MaryEllen - @me_brady Kayla - @KaylaStorytella Step…

Episode 146 So Many Balls We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and today we want you to know that we are on Threads, so follow us there and on Instagram! We are looking forward to all your #BenchWriteClub submissions for “Steve the Devil Roommate.” The next submission is due July 28th and it’s easy to join in…

Episode 145 Doubling Down We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and today we double down and read your #BenchWriteClub submissions for “Steve the Devil Roommate.” Remember - the next submission is due July 28th and it’s easy to join in… go here. You know you want to! THANK YOU to our Aud-ComTM contributions fr…

Episode 144 Gucci S’mores We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and today we write our own #BenchWriteClub prompt for “Steve the Devil Roommate.” Remember - the next submission is due June 30th! It’s easy… go here. A special thank you to Kayla - @KaylaStorytella and MaryEllen - @me_brady for working hard to br…

Episode 143 Sponsored by Napkins We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and today we announce the next #BenchWriteClub prompt for “Steve the Devil Roommate.” Today the snacks have made us even more delirious and we are pleading for your reviews. Did you know you can even review us twice?? If your review is more…

Episode 142 Snacking Again We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and yes, today is the first #BenchWriteClub for “Steve the Devil Roommate" (aka STDR). We are SO excited! THANK YOU to those who submitted to our #BENCHWRITECLUB collective prompt this month – we had so much fun reading your “Steve the Devil Room…

Episode 141 Old Lady Corner Time for ANOTHER new episode… consecutively! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and yes, we are getting OLD on the bench. We have a ton of info for you today about our new #BenchWriteClub. ****NEW #BENCHWRITECLUB collective prompt announced today – join us in writing an audio com…

Episode 140 Bench Reboot It’s the Bench part duex… the sequel, the reboot – whatever – we’re BACK! We still write on the bench, we always snack on the bench and we obviously procrastinate on the bench. We are newly committed to our new schedule, our new #BenchWriteClub, and snacking! ****NEW #BENCHWRITECLUB collective announced on this episode – jo…

Episode 139 Frisky Gravy We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Happy Thanksgiving from the bench and our special guest, Bret aka Jordash! November #BENCHWRITECLUB thank you to Kayla, Hammer, & Katie! Also Bret! Check out Polly’s Paradise Soap here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/pollysparadisesoap/ and follow @P…

Episode 138 –Juicyladas We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Catch up with us on this more recent episode, where we all get a little juicy-lada! And #BenchWriteClub is back! Also….continue to watch for the Bench Rant coming up in our feed, if you want to get really real with us. November #BENCHWRITECLUB DU…

Episode 137 Shit gets real We are BACK! AGAIN… We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Yes, we had another unexpected hiatus – but we are here, yes a bit delirious, but at least it’s new content. This episode is a little outdated but go with it. Also, watch for the Bench Rant or Rant on the Bench coming up in…

Episode 136 Smelly Popcorn Time for #BenchWriteClub on the bench, along with the talking, procrastinating, and snacking. So. Much. Snacking. Today’s snack is brought to you by Drew of the Reel Feels Podcast. There’s some very interesting flavors in this surprise snack. Thank you to all our writers, and to Kayla for bringing a friend! MAY #BENCHWRIT…

Episode 135 Sparkle Trash It’s our April episode just under the wire! As you know, we write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today Tricia comes up with a new business, we talk about Spring and announce #BenchWriteClub. DO IT! MAY #BENCHWRITECLUB DUE 5/13 Email submissions to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com, 250-word l…

Episode 134 The Edge of Beautiful We are BACK! Welcome BACK to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We are finally back people – after a very long and unexpected hiatus – join us for more writing, more snacking and more laughs! We missed you! Check out Polly’s Paradise Soap here: https://www.ets…

Episode 132 Holiday Party 2021 Happy Holidays everyone! Thank you to all of our friends in this crazy podcast world, we appreciate each and every one of you. We will be live on Facebook New Year’s eve at 7 pm PT, 10 pm ET – please join us! Check out Polly’s Paradise Soap here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/pollysparadisesoap/ and follow @PollyLlc on tw…

Ep. 132 Jor-Dash Thanksgiving Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today goes a lot of places, from stories of friends to jello salad to a lot of turducken scenarios… with our special guest, benchling, writer and friend, Bret! We wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving, from our Bench …

Ep 3 – Lucy’s Seance Welcome to the Bench! Today Lucy discovers numerology and dives into some other worldly shenanigans with a séance – led by Madame Ethel, of course. We loved watching how willing Ethel & Fred are to help Lucy with anything silly, with costumes too. We will be taking a break for 11/24, and wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving! …

Ep. 131 Gobble Gobble Flashback Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we dive deep into Thanksgiving Write Club past – and it’s a big bird, you may just chuckle… November #BENCHWRITECLUB is due 11/19! Prompt: Convince someone to eat your least favorite Thanksgiving food. Email it…

Ep 2 – Lucy & the Quiz Show Welcome to the Bench! We are so glad you are here to join us for 2nd episode our new show! We have always loved Lucille Ball and “I Love Lucy.” So, we thought we’d use this short format to re-watch all the episodes we can find and break them down. Today, Lucy needs to really think out of the box to earn some extra money …

Ep. 130 Hit Me Sergeant Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go deep into Halloween recaps, DJ Tricia, and urination. Just you wait, you don’t even know you need this - but you do. November #BENCHWRITECLUB is due 11/19! Prompt: Convince someone to eat your least favorite Than…

Ep 1 – Lucy’s Murder Mystery Welcome to the Bench! We are so glad you are here to join us for our new show! We have always loved Lucille Ball and “I Love Lucy.” So, we thought we’d use this short format to re-watch all the episodes we can find and break them down. Give this a listen and let us know why YOU love lucy! You can email us at 2girlsonabe…

The Bench Loves Lucy A podcast about a badass redhead that changed comedy forever. Brought to you 2 Girls on a Bench; join us for a deep dive into everything I Love Lucy. The adventure begins November 3rd! Find us everywhere here! BenchPodcasts.comBy Tricia Marsac & Siana Gildard

A podcast about a badass redhead that changed comedy forever. Brought to you 2 Girls on a Bench; join us for a deep dive into everything I Love Lucy. Find us everywhere here! BenchPodcasts.comBy Tricia Marsac & Siana Gildard

Ep. 129 Snacks & Sound FX Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today it’s time for some keto snacks… some sound FX… and SO MUCH Writing! It’s our last Halloweenie episode as part of #AllTheHorror! Thank you to everyone who participated on our October #BENCHWRITECLUB Kayla our #Sharpie…

Ep. 128 - 1408 is 13 Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today is our annual episode featuring Drew of the @ReelfeelsPod for another John Cusack favorite, 1408. Bonus, the original story was written by Stephen King! And yes, Tricia shows up with another song. You’re welcome. **Don’t …

Episode 4 – Lucy & the Draft BONUS!! Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we will be launching on November 3rd because we love Lucy! Today Lucy and Ethel do a bit of mail fraud and get worried about something that isn’t actually happening. Hilarity ensues…. https://www.benchpodcasts.com/ Find us everywhere here!…

Ep. 127 The Cheap Bench Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go down many rabbit holes, one involves us making faces at each other, another is a youtube pit with a little karaoke… where else can you talk about Toni Morrison and Cheap Trick at the same time? **Don’t forget – l…

Ep. 126 Bench Unplugged Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have a special guest – Toph of This Week Today and Armchair Radio – here to discuss one of our favorite films Shaun of the Dead for #AllTheHorror. Watch out folks, we might be taking our kazoos on the road…. Toph’s …

Ep. 125 Mushy Cookie Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have some All the Horror event info for you, a snack that does NOT go over well, and a list… kind of. Promo for @FlicksXRayed **Don’t forget – leave a review on itunes & get a kazoo through October!** Follow @AllTheHor…

Ep. 124 Just a Poe Boy - FLASHBACK Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. We’ve been doing ALL THE HORROR since 2018, and here’s a flashback to that first October, with our best bud Drew from @ReelFeelsPod. Since we will be covering another Cusack flick this year with Drew, we wanted to…

Ep. 123 Beer on the Bench Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we read your September #BenchWriteClub and they are ALL soooo gooood. There might be singing and there is one horrible accent (sorry Gemma). Don’t forget – leave a review & get a kazoo through October! BENCHWRITECLUB…

Ep. 122 BONUS McD-Wiki Welcome to the bench… ADJACENT! You know, on the side of our regularly planned and super organized programming. This is a bit of what you would find for only $1 a month on Patreon. Tonight, we go down a rabbit hole into McDonaldland history and talk about all the characters. It’s our McD-Wiki! BENCHWRITECLUB DUE September 10t…

Ep. 121 So Organized | Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we talk movies but without any real information, snack on a lot of coffee and write. Thank you Benchlings and Patreons and our Intern Mel for your support – we love you. BENCHWRITECLUB DUE September 10th Here’s the prom…

Ep. 120 Interview with a Writer Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time to have a real live writer on the bench, our friend Lorna Clarke Osunsanmi, who has worked on shows like Hemlock Grove, The Path, All American and Get Him to the Greek! She’s got stories, and advice and joi…

Ep 119 Remembering Bruce Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This week we take a pause on our usually super structured show (HA) to stroll back through our 20s, and remember our dear friend and brother, Bruce. Find us everywhere here! Follow and subscribe to the Podfix Network: https…

Ep. 118 Hot Pocket Moms Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we travel back to a time of roaches, listen to Siana rant about a bad Lifetime movie, take credit for all the things that our kids think are new (we thought of them all in the 90s) and then circle around to Martha Stew…

Ep. 117 Taco Drunk Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today the tacos defeated us, but somehow we stumble through… this entire episode should probably be an outtake! Also… tell us on FB or Twitter – how do YOU eat your corn? Promo for the Podfix Network Shoutouts to: Granny Sue, all…

Ep. 116 Humble Farmer Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. It’s time for #BenchWriteClub, a lot of shows-we-are-bingeing-chat, and of course SNACKS. Promo for Down To Folk, from the Podfix Network #BenchWriteClub writers: : @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8 @HRHammer Chad Brockbrader Madison…

Episode 3 – Lucy’s Seance BONUS!! Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we are doing exclusively for Patreon because we love Lucy! Today Lucy discovers numerology and dives into some other worldly shenanigans with a séance – led by Madame Ethel, of course. Find us everywhere here! Follow and subscribe to the Podfix Network: https://podfixnetwo…

Ep. 115 Click Bait Magic Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we drink our snack after muddling some mint. We announce our #BenchWriteClub for July, cheat on our diet, and put a call out for some new writers to join in the fun! Check out the latest episode of Down To Folk, from …

Ep. 114 Murder of Crows | Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Again, a few audio issues, but we muscle through and even write! A very special thank you to everyone who joined us during the LiveStreamfortheCure - it was amazing! Shout out to Nick of Mr. Nikoli’s Kitchen and #MoonShine…

Ep 2 – Lucy and the Quiz Show Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we are doing exclusively for Patreon because we love Lucy! Today, Lucy needs to really think out of the box to earn some extra money to pay all the bills. Will it work? Patreon content is FREE for May https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench Find us everywhere here! Follow and s…

Ep. 113 Wrecking the Bench Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. This episode may be our wrecking ball, you’ve been warned – audio issues, perhaps too much vodka and general chaos! It’s time for LIVESTREAMFORTHECURE – LIVE on TWITCH starting at 6pm ET – GO NOW! Promo for the 5thAnnual …

Ep 1 – Lucy’s Murder Mystery - Welcome to the Bench! Here is a new series we will be hosting exclusively for Patreon. We have always loved Lucille Ball and “I Love Lucy.” So, we thought we’d use this short format to re-watch all the episodes we can find and break them down. Give this a listen and leave us a like or comment if you are interested in …

Ep. 112 FLASHBACK to Knob Guide FLASHBACK time! Welcome to the bench! We are two frustrated writers trying to find time to write in between crafts with knobs, work, families and snacks. Ok, the snacks are part of our writing process – we swear. We try not to procrastinate, but we’re just too good at it! Also, there’s a knob collection happening… Al…

Ep. 111 Bar of Meat Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we have lots of announcements, snacks and maybe a little bit of writing. Also, you read that right, a bar of meat. FREE PATREON content for the month of MAY: https://www.patreon.com/2girlsonabench Promo for the 5thAnnual L…

Welcome to the bench 3 years ago - FLASHBACK! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench but most of all, we procrastinate on the bench! We have officially survived our first slumber party, and include the girls on a special #snackbook featuring @popsecret – with a special shout out for the samples! Don’t worry, we only subject you to the kids fo…

Ep. 110 Punk Rock Cookie Jar Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Only we could possibly talk both punk rock and camp songs in the same episode, and of course, there’s all kinds of nuts on the bench, as usual. #BenchWriteClub THANK YOU to @KaylaStorytella @bjkdrvr8 @HRHammer @BrookRea…