https://pinecast.com/listen/4874ce7d-df54-47e6-b43d-90a4a7968c17.mp3?aid=477f75d7-6ba6-4782-8d5c-17bec6a5558e.mp3 Bust out your copy of Gone With the Wind and be careful with that teddy bear! This time around, the guys take a look at the final film from legendary classical Hollywood filmmaker George Cukor, Rich and Famous. Also, Derek asks his co-h…

https://pinecast.com/listen/ad9fbf8e-78c2-4005-a10f-d64f1043878e.mp3?aid=7284bb96-d43c-47c5-a27f-86df3e63562a.mp3 Drink down that steroid smoothie and bust out that copy of C+C Music Factory’s Gonna Make You Sweat! This time around, the guys take a look at Michael Bay’s true crime film Pain and Gain. Also, Juan picks nits about movies set in Miami,…

https://pinecast.com/listen/3cbf3b9f-27db-409a-a1b4-21440f9c87e2.mp3?aid=b081cbb4-c574-4c81-8f18-7190dd69461a.mp3 Bust out your best leather and make sure your hanky is in the right pocket! This time around, the guys (including a hoarser-than-usual Derek) take a look at William Friedkin’s much-maligned S&M police thriller Cruising. Also, Juan descr…

https://pinecast.com/listen/d16c78a2-6e2a-461b-bbbd-121b7393ec4d.mp3?aid=36cf7fd4-e57e-4f57-98b5-dfa5a1c39309.mp3 Grab your nightstick and don’t let the perp get away! This time around, the guys take a look at the 2009 pitch-black Jody Hill comedy Observe and Report. Also, Derek talks about social capital and Juan is back on his TV bullshit. This e…

https://pinecast.com/listen/f7e8b1ac-9bff-482a-8aea-149f0954ef5a.mp3?aid=3a46cba6-dbed-4a38-9180-1608f5bd98d5.mp3 We’re a week late but we’re back in full force, so cut the tag off your fancy new underwear and mind flash windstorm! This week, the guys take a look at Adrian Lyne’s 2002 domestic drama Unfaithful. Also, Derek has opinions on flared je…

https://pinecast.com/listen/d3a172f6-0ea9-4e6a-953a-f7c6a02db604.mp3?aid=cceba8ee-dc92-4b07-b693-48f87402efe0.mp3 Get out your shotguns and pump some lead into the undead! This time around, the guys take a look at William Lustig’s 1988 B-movie classic Maniac Cop. Also, Juan talks about parking tickets and Derek misplaces his notes. Yeah, this is a …

https://pinecast.com/listen/b7f8645c-c262-4e3c-b86f-68ec4a6a9756.mp3?aid=8e4c95cc-ef0f-43e2-8fb2-61588e60b8eb.mp3 Dust off that stack of crappy plays and be sure to have that blankie at the ready! This time, the guys take a look at the 2005 adaptation of the Broadway hit TheProducers (which itself is an adaptation of Mel Brooks’s 1967 film of the s…

https://pinecast.com/listen/9807bd2f-1efe-4e46-a41a-173fb95a8512.mp3?aid=16d8edf5-98a8-4f3e-95c2-1fe35412f701.mp3 To borrow a phrase from the great Irish poet Phil Lynott, the boys are back in town, and they come bearing searing takes on the movies lost in the forgotten valley of middling critical reception. So put on your best safari duds and shie…

https://pinecast.com/listen/0ca60e34-dc19-44ff-acee-03e701ba52bf.mp3?aid=e811cc78-d8ab-4ef0-ab22-eb4b75bcb8f6.mp3 Brush up on your aikido skills and threaten to cap a government agent in the ass! This time, the guys at a look at the 1988 Steven Seagal actioner Above the Law. Also, Derek makes a comparison this film doesn’t deserve, and Juan reveals…

https://pinecast.com/listen/dbf40f96-8b1d-49d0-abf3-cddfa8fd6666.mp3?aid=f8e50481-75cc-4a53-9db2-f65fabf0b415.mp3 Hey there, Derek here. Well, life got in the way of Juan and I recording our Above the Law episode, but we did want to send something in the feed. So here’s a weird, completely non-canon episode from the vault! And it’s about… music?! B…

https://pinecast.com/listen/9ac0ef2c-54c9-472a-9917-59883d1903fc.mp3?aid=b12efcf8-3f02-4d0b-ac77-d28b2bb3797e.mp3 Get the hammer from the shed and get down to the strains of Turkish classic rock! This time, the guys take a look at the French crime farce Tip Top, starring the one and only Isabelle Huppert. Also, Juan talks about a potentially biohaz…

https://pinecast.com/listen/9721a75f-c573-468f-a46e-eb2fdee715f3.mp3?aid=4e6d1d1a-6ec5-4013-937f-49f4f6837594.mp3 Better late than never! Grab your cans of spray paint and assemble your cadre of muscle hunks! This time, the guys take a look at the Robert Zemeckis comic-gothic jam Death Becomes Her. Also, Derek welcomes a special guest, and Juan tel…

https://pinecast.com/listen/472894cf-5096-47ec-966c-4bc434183016.mp3?aid=1a534376-c040-417c-a9ff-adfdd0089ad6.mp3 Fire up Instagram and dig out that list of very rude words you read on the Internet that one time! In this episode, the guys take a look at Tara Subkoff’s cyber-bullying horror film called, uh… #Horror. Also, Juan talks at length about …

https://pinecast.com/listen/ecf94077-951e-4d77-bcec-7c1b7992c860.mp3?aid=bdbed501-add7-46cc-a80e-4f28f46f7833.mp3 Finally, it’s time for season two! The boys are indeed back in town, and the town in question is New Orleans, so bottle up that bathtub gin and dust off that old copy of Creedence Clearwater Revival’s Bayou Country! Our intrepid hosts t…

https://pinecast.com/listen/65343b69-2ae9-4386-8e25-7b589e49b567.mp3?aid=158e369a-ca1e-4d37-b831-82dc113e632c.mp3 We’re a week late, but this episode is great! Get buck naked and bust out the DDR mat! This time around, the guys take a trip down to the hirsute homosexual haven that is BearCity. Also, Juan laments gay culture while roasting the movie…

https://pinecast.com/listen/4e7d9a8d-2af0-41e8-83c2-dcdc6c2043cf.mp3?aid=de9a1dfd-9747-41bc-82c8-696cd667d1ba.mp3 Bust out your Elvis costume and your dumbbells, it’s time for the healing gem ritual! This time around, the guys take a look at the unique, music-videos-for-opera omnibus film Aria. Also, Derek exposes himself as a high-culture dunce, w…

https://pinecast.com/listen/00b431b1-bb74-4bfa-91d9-3d09279dcf80.mp3?aid=c0be533b-c3f9-4678-a168-7f4194e3ef0b.mp3 We’re back from hibernation just in time to talk to our unborn children over Skype! This time around, the guys take a look at the featherweight parenting dramedy Small, Beautifully Moving Parts. Also, Juan makes an unexpected David Byrn…

https://pinecast.com/listen/b7c327da-4afb-4322-bf43-15dc1cbae0b7.mp3?aid=23c0bec5-b730-4359-8801-fb532e10509d.mp3 Get out your hand drums and spray-paint some Maoist slogans on some poor schmuck’s car! This time, the guys tackle Jean-Luc Godard’s polemical Rolling Stones doc Sympathy for the Devil. Also, Derek steps on his co-host’s lines and gets …

https://pinecast.com/listen/ed800e64-c5db-4122-a24b-33c4cff5f878.mp3?aid=56fc5614-a870-4d91-aa90-9788e4ba1ca2.mp3 Put on your fishnet stockings and make sure you don’t mistake your bionic eye for your organic one! This time around, the guys take a look at Neil Marshall’s 2008 action sci-fi transmission Doomsday. Also, Juan forgets what welding is, …

https://pinecast.com/listen/726b1f32-22d6-43cd-8402-d83a58c02119.mp3?aid=34584d90-5716-4777-aeca-e763fc1a9330.mp3 Grab your lucky purple marble and breathe in a super-sized helping of the summertime blues! This time around, the guys take a look at Lee Sung-gang’s fantastical animated coming-of-age tale My Beautiful Girl, Mari. Also, Derek botches t…

https://pinecast.com/listen/264c39a3-d879-40bf-9446-657a4e0e6ef6.mp3?aid=ae554b64-dfca-4d72-b5aa-2a92049efabd.mp3 We’ve got a missing week to make up for, so let’s play two! Dust off your NASA baseball cap and stay the hell out of comic book shops in Texas! This time, the guys take a look at Brad Bird’s sci-fi adventure film Tomorrowland. Also, Jua…

https://pinecast.com/listen/3fe50491-8770-48a7-8d08-6378cab3b847.mp3?aid=0b78cc26-f105-4eec-8ee0-512aaf2c2ce3.mp3 Get behind the wheel of your sweet 1981 Focus Esprit and watch out for the eight-foot-tall orange babies in Forbidden Planet gear! This time around, the guys take a look at Panos Cosmatos’ 2010 sci-fi mind-melter Beyond the Black Rainbo…

https://pinecast.com/listen/5bd649c6-8df5-490b-ad59-4eae27cb9d1b.mp3?aid=cdfb0328-daa1-475a-a709-3c71b1caa898.mp3 Get down from that drainage pipe and make sure your wig’s on straight! This time around, the guys take a look at Pedro Almodóvar’s 1991 melodrama High Heels. Also, Juan goes Full Misandry, while Derek has a very unfortunate experience w…

https://pinecast.com/listen/b21dc0c9-7432-45ed-a99c-cee4eb513a9c.mp3?aid=953921dd-0c71-4c70-96ec-dd76692e928d.mp3 Order yourself a pizza and don’t forget to feed the flamingos! This time around, the guys take a look at Werner Herzog’s oddball police procedural My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done. Also, Juan gets frustrated with the movie’s depiction …

https://pinecast.com/listen/7bec31fd-7064-4384-a1db-d54346ecd63d.mp3?aid=5d840042-9f43-4636-b5e0-f477349dbebe.mp3 Shine up those fancy war talons and dust off your copy of Owl City’s Ocean Eyes! This time around, the guys take a look at Zack Snyder’s epic fantasy adventure film Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole. Also, Derek muses loudly…

https://pinecast.com/listen/dca5cfe0-3894-4350-a50e-998f38a5fb57.mp3?aid=df4fbb05-28c4-44c2-af07-d5c12a5bceb2.mp3 Get comfy in your coffin and dust off your copy of Gene Page’s Hot City! This time around, the guys take a look at the 1972 blaxplo-horror classic Blacula. Also, Juan forgets the name of a movie with some jerk-off photographer, and Dere…

https://pinecast.com/listen/a202584c-33a8-4415-b950-4d3381ee5f12.mp3?aid=b6c152b8-ea49-4cbe-b0fc-481c34fa5881.mp3 Put your toddler’s boots on the wrong feet and for the love of God, stay out of the tool shed! This time around, the guys take a look at Lars von Trier’s psychological shocker Antichrist. Also, Juan busts out the most pretentious phrase…

https://pinecast.com/listen/0d8f6830-86c2-4d96-af78-38bad74c0519.mp3?aid=94f72aaf-d860-4563-9ea2-d7001c150854.mp3 Put the pedal to the metal and watch out for those German heat-seeking missiles! This time around, the guys take a look at the DTV demolition derby Death Race 3: Inferno. Also, Derek tries (and fails) to channel Pitbull, Juan begs the U…

https://pinecast.com/listen/17b3f2da-4d07-40b1-8bf5-8a738cfbe434.mp3?aid=11fe5e06-7edd-400d-b325-50b8560212d7.mp3 You want us to release episode 12 of the podcast? Well, we’re bound by fairy law to do it, so here you go! This time around, the guys take a look at the 2004 fantasy rom-com Ella Enchanted. Also, Juan’s mastery of disco trivia gets best…

https://pinecast.com/listen/603efb63-b3b3-46e0-85e1-70f817e46007.mp3?aid=d9b63463-4f07-46d6-adce-34d1cdf040cb.mp3 Sorry we’re late again, but we’re back at it! Get ready to explore the vast, infinite white void of friendship, because this time around, the guys take a look at Vincenzo Natali’s bizarro comedy whatsit Nothing. Also, Derek and Juan swa…

https://pinecast.com/listen/496483da-5ee4-4b9d-823a-df9e0b30f335.mp3?aid=c98177b3-fd5e-4003-8475-a7886ca00c65.mp3 Be careful with that banana cream pie, young’uns! This week, the guys take a look at the Uma Thurman/Meryl Streep age-difference rom-com Prime. Also, Juan talks about an awkward experience with a hotel concierge, while Derek sheds a lit…

https://pinecast.com/listen/1d57ae65-0603-44af-95f6-013ae449b4a5.mp3?aid=2351108c-a2a0-4b47-b03a-2595f1590e2b.mp3 Watch out for those killbots! Beware their… grappling hook tasers? This time, the guys take a look at the gleefully schlocky 80s B-slasher Chopping Mall. Also, Derek introduces his co-host to a TV show he might like, while Juan muses ab…

https://pinecast.com/listen/851284ca-b241-4334-8310-c80b7d78f1c8.mp3?aid=9cebeac1-4c2e-45bd-bd20-c22c5f2a20bc.mp3 Better late than never! Call in the Air Force and don’t forget your Air Jordans, because this time around, the guys watched Roland Emmerich’s 2013 destruct-o-rama White House Down. Also, Derek questions his co-host’s level of sobriety, …

https://pinecast.com/listen/c8169492-6a01-4924-b8e4-e11d72ca3cbf.mp3?aid=6053e4b2-cf62-4497-953e-15c1163eb56d.mp3 Corral your livestock and tell your giant pet rat to pipe down! This time, the guys take a look at Louis Malle’s 1975 surrealist post-apocalyptic coming-of-age allegory Black Moon. Also, Juan gets slightly distracted by a clothing sale,…

https://pinecast.com/listen/d13bd628-94bf-4d05-b1ec-63163a8d24e6.mp3?aid=4775d19d-fd7f-47e9-afca-2f941e84e72d.mp3 Prepare to be capital-s Sad! This time, the guys take a look at Dan Ireland’s adaptation of the Dolly Parton-inspired, E.L. Doctorow-penned Jolene. Also, they also almost certainly mess up Chazz Palminteri’s name (sorry, Chazz). Not a w…

https://pinecast.com/listen/5a216efd-9369-4f28-aa5d-c60c0b12e6e6.mp3?aid=9643b8f1-2474-404a-9f12-d40dbaaaad88.mp3 Be careful not to get any orange paint on that fancy ascot of yours! This time, the guys take a look the feather-light Disney sci-fi comedy The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, which stars an 18-year-old Kurt Russell. Also, Derek and Juan tr…

https://pinecast.com/listen/dfc78e31-8657-4af1-a81e-bf697a76afdb.mp3?aid=6e5756df-7400-43ad-bf88-95a5ebbb4f01.mp3 It’s time to go into your custom-built double-door walk-in closet and grab that 400$ pair of shoes, ‘cause it’s showtime! This time around, the guys take a look at the serio-comic glitter-bomb that is the first Sex and the City movie. A…

https://pinecast.com/listen/7ad16e57-7554-4c35-84a4-b1676781d64c.mp3?aid=d77b5845-7499-4b80-a06c-7b6d2e2e40c9.mp3 Bust out the gas masks and dust off your old copy of The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste! For episode three, the guys take a look a Richard Stanley’s cult splatter-punk transmission Hardware. Also, Juan and Derek debate which song wou…

https://pinecast.com/listen/25a6a16f-4ae4-407b-a76e-ab8a5e57207e.mp3?aid=55aa08b8-8789-45ea-8c9d-bee93c7dea3c.mp3 We hope you’re gonna like this pod! For their second episode, the guys take a look at John Huston’s adaptation of the hit musical Annie. Also, Juan continuously references a certain other version of Annie he liked better (here’s a hint:…

https://pinecast.com/listen/c655c6c5-5e45-461d-b172-129843bfa594.mp3?aid=a3a0af6c-40fb-4b4f-a265-05d05fe1657b.mp3 In our inaugural episode, the guys take a look at Ridley Scott’s endearingly goofy fantasy/adventure jam Legend. Also, Juan grills his co-host about his inability to produce a list of his favourite on-screen Beelzebubs, while Derek expl…