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We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

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'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Equal parts love-letter to sci- ...
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Tides Podcast

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Tides is the story of Dr. Winifred Eurus, a xenobiologist trapped on an unfamiliar planet with hostile tidal forces. She must use her wits, sarcasm and intellectual curiosity to survive long enough to be rescued. But there might be more to life on this planet than she expected. . .
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After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship? Recorded live at London Podcast Festival! Buy our episode on …
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A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all! Merry Brucemas one and all! To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon! We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January! Thank you all so much for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit …
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When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting... This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page! STARRING Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Pip Gladwin Learn more abou…
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It's our annual Brucemas mini episode! This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree. Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season! Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. CAST Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Jen Sugden Our full Br…
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This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy. The Level…
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It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd. Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com! When Kilner, Sam…
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In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artw…
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In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and …
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In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth …
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In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and gra…
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Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music …
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Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artw…
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When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth …
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When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Writ…
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Dr. Eurus takes to the high seas and nothing bad happens. Tides was written by Jesse Schuschu and directed by Jesse Schuschu and Ayla Taylor. It was produced by Ayla Taylor and edited by Mikayla Elias. Art by Sarah Durst. Cast: Dr. Winifred Eurus - Julia Schifini Dr. Victor Stevens - Jordan Higgs Tides is the story of Dr. Winifred Eurus, a xenobiol…
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It's raining and Dr. Eurus is alone. Tides was written by Jesse Schuschu and directed by Jesse Schuschu and Ayla Taylor. It was produced by Ayla Taylor and edited by Mikayla Elias. Art by Sarah Durst. Cast: Dr. Winifred Eurus - Julia Schifini Dr. Dee Erickson - Phoebe Joy Dr. Melissa Wang - Emily Wang Tides is the story of Dr. Winifred Eurus, a xen…
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Dr. Eurus ignores orders. Tides was written by Jesse Schuschu and directed by Jesse Schuschu and Ayla Taylor. It was produced by Ayla Taylor and edited by Mikayla Elias. Art by Sarah Durst. Cast: Dr. Winifred Eurus - Julia Schifini Captain Ed Ricketts - Zach Libresco Tides is the story of Dr. Winifred Eurus, a xenobiologist trapped on an unfamiliar…
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The annual Brucemas mini episode! It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards... Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King. Our Full Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available to buy now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the speci…
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Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost… Our Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the spec…
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In the season 2 premiere, Dr. Eurus makes contact with friends old and new. Tides was written by Jesse Schuschu and directed by Jesse Schuschu and Ayla Taylor. It was produced by Ayla Taylor and edited by Mikayla Elias. Art by Sarah Durst. Cast: Dr. Winifred Eurus - Julia Schifini Dr. Victor Stevens - Jordan Higgs Dr. Robert Montague - James Oliva …
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Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk To buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's Halloween Special "Escape Gennero's" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and hand painted artwork by Beth Crane! Lear…
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Season 2 begins November 30th. Tides was written by Jesse Schuschu and directed by Jesse Schuschu and Ayla Taylor. It was produced by Ayla Taylor with assistance from Renee Sima and edited by Mikayla Elias. Special Thanks to Dayna Patel. Cast: Dr. Winifred Eurus - Julia Schifini Dr. Victor Stevens - Jordan Higgs Dr. Robert Montague - James Oliva Dr…
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In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin. Also included is an amazing We Fix Space Junk song by Jonathan Mann! We really love Sleep With Me. We've been nightly listeners for the past four years and as two people with trouble falling…
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This season's finale, in which Samantha rescues an old friend and Kilner is faced with a challenge... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out StitchFix and get 25% off when you keep everything in your fix, visit stitchfix.com/spacejunk! To …
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When Kilner and Samantha are charged with entertaining the visiting princess of a peace-loving race, they think they're in for an easy ride. Unfortunately, the princess has other ideas... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out Dipsea, go t…
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When Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a team of stranded archaeologists, they find a world that is a little more atmospheric than they were prepared for... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out Dipsea sponsor, go to dipseastories.…
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When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job -- deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another -- they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out…
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When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious. Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for…
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The Starship Titanic is, as its name suggests, sinking. But can Kilner and Samantha save their assigned rescuees in time? Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout…
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In episode two, things get a little heavy for Kilner and Samantha... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebi…
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The first episode of Season Three sees Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team! Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check …
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A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow! For a full transcript of this preview, click this link. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal… We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as …
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A special episode recorded live from lock-down at PodUk Goes Digital 2020. Three different audio drama characters from three different shows, broadcasting from three different countries! Kilner receives a call like any other she's received before... To watch the special being performed live, visit the PodUK YouTube channel, here: youtu.be/w6S2fSfJv…
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This year we've decided to make our Spring Special free! All our special episodes take place outside of the main timeline. This episode takes place during the events of Season 2. In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may …
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Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space. But when it starts to defrost, they find themselves with more on their hands than they bargained for... This episode is a double bill recording of our live show in London on 30th November 2019 where we had the honour of performing a crossover episode with The Ame…
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Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it? Listen as we recount the tale, a tale as old as time and twice as confusing. (This mini episode explains, sort of, the meaning of Brucemas as a holiday. Bearing in mind this is a world where most films were destroyed due to massive solar flares so they live on in stories pa…
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In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party... To purchase this year’s We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special, you can visit our GumRoad page, join our patreon or donate to us on Ko-fi! For more details, visit our website! Please note that GumRoad will provide an instant download, Patrons will receive th…
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When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems... You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here: gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk, and they are also available on our Patreon! Starring Beth Crane Rebecca Evans James Oliva Bubbles the Cat a…
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In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here o…
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In which we hear the lament of the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea? Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click …
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A prequel, in which repairman Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. This episode is a flashback, set several years before the events of A Cure For Bindweed. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon…
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In which FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click t…
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In which we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots. Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and conte…
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In which we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or…
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In which C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click tran…
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