Those darn TOTC boys are back at it again to ruin more of your beloved childhood memories! This week, the lads have some thoughts on national service, find a wizard, and give a much better comedy duo a podcasting idea... It's TOTC, baybeeeeee! Currently Brainstorming: Jay's Newest Addiction, Raspberry Boy, The Boozone, The Offering, National Servic…

The boys have escaped the Astral Dimension and only Dave is really worse for wear. Owen and Jay are still alive and this week they talk about the American Diet, Nerds on Twitter, Robots having the sex and how to raise the next generation of Philosophers. It's the Think of the Children you know and love, here like a beacon in these dark times Curren…

Owen and Jay are back after a tumultuous 2020. They explain where they've been, what's coming next, apologise profuesly for their absence and ask if you'd like Cocaine or Pepsi. Short Answer: Patrons, check your emails over the next week, everyone else, new epsisode next week.

Oops! It's been 3 Months! Global Pandemics are bad for productivity, it turns out! Either way, the boys are back on the open road to do the nasty thing you love so much. This time around, we turn some bath toys into murderers, teach the children that everything they do is useless and develop some fun flash games to teach the kids about the existent…

Who are liches? How do you pronounce the word "Svelte"? Can I create history's most ridiculous soccer team? Greg?! Want some sick dice? bit.ly/dinodice We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!* Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patre…

This week, the boys are joined by reptile lover and the host of Talking With Dinosaurs, Stefan Ayto! They kind of owe him one, you'll see why. They also recreate the epic of Gilgamesh, insult two of New Zealand's national heroes, and get Henry Cavill fans riled up as they put him in schoolgirl uniforms. We're here in the time of crisis, it's Think …

Yay, verily, I return when the world is most in need. What's more amazing than a giant eagle? What's the biggest poo? Duck Duck Goose? We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!* Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty…

Kids, I won't lie, this one goes off the rails a little bit towards the end. It's good shit, but we've both gone a little stir crazy, apparently. This week, the lads praise the efficiancy of Herod, publically dunk on Piers Morgan, and create some terrible puppet creations... Again. Strap in, friends, it's gonna get bumpy. Currently Brainstorming: V…

Well friends, we've arrived at the big 5-0. It's a feature length presentation of our fetid, dirty crimes against your nostalgia, and we did it just for you...Enjoy the 50th Episode of Think of the Children, and the last episode for the year. We love you, thank you for the support <3Music:Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circlin…

It's Spooky Episode 2.0, baybee! We got more scares, more ghouls and more physical manifestations of your deepest darkest fears. Roll up, roll up, come see the spectral troupe, the wholesome sex-worker ghost, and the scariest thing of all... corporate takeovers. Listen to the new episode... if you dare... Currently Brainstorming: Owen's Very Cursed…

This time around, the lads put a young science boy through some harrowing shit, make a new superhero team in space, make sex fun (finally) and partake of the finest cuts of dong this side of the Thames. Yet more goofs and good products from the boys you love! Currently Brainstorming: Knee Girls, Spicy Bath, Jim Pachmans, Flat, Long, Cock Rings, The…

This week, the lads do the stuff you love, like make a Finger Puppet Monstrosity, help a soft drink create the corporate monopoly it needs to lauch us into an Eleven Herbs and Spices Cyberpunk Future, and make a Furby you can fuck. Oh and there's more Jojo jokes. It's all here and it's all completely fucking putrid. Currently Brainstorming: Dental …

The boys are on a fucking roll this week, as our capitalist asses do the nasty thing to expoit your memories for profit. This week, we teach the boomers how to bend, ressurect Demons from the Ninth Pit, give a child an egG, and given Helen Mirren the Minerals she so desperately needs. It's think of the children! Currently Brainstorming: Robo-Hosts,…

The boys are big dummies that just sort of... forgot to record an episode this week? So in it's stead, Owen has thrown together some of the best bits from the last year and a half of doing this dumb show, and splaying them up, back to back, for your enjoyment. It might be old, and barely qualifies as gold, it's Think of the Children! Music: Intro: …

We took another break, so sue us. However, we're back on our weekly bullshit! Owen gets hyperfixated on a specific type of wine, Jay commits fully to canibalism, and the boys go totally tubular and ressurect a "beloved" piece of 90's fashion. It's all here on this week's Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: The Cucking Stool, The Baby Po…

Uh, Chazz, I thought you said you fixed this? Yeah, it happened again. No, I didn't upload it. You said you fixed it! Damn it. Uh, probably worth skipping this one. We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!* Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( http…

We're back after a not so short break! This week, Jay and Owen explain their dark sacrament involving the McNamara Family, rocket John Malkovich into new heights of stardom, as John Goodman, create a dark spherical new world in which we drive Micheal Cera insane, and the lads get bamboozled by Capitalism. It's all here, and it's back, baybeee! Curr…

What did miners in Myanmar find locked in Amber? How is a brass instrument like a cephalopod? Fart Powered Octopus Snails? We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!* Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for…

Are Turtles Rocks? What happens when you combine a Dinosaur, a Bat, and a Dragon? Sex Lakes? Find out on Talking with Dinosaurs! We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!* Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts…

This week, Jay is off being a good good physics boy, so Ismay Hutton (@aTeacupGamer) joins Owen in the office to do the nasty thing. This week, we go after that good SEO Juice and talk about Sonic. A lot. We also add parrots filled with disinfectant to all supermarkets, create a new iconic piece of merch, and (counterproductivley) fix Ismay's child…

In which I return, we don't time travel, jimmy, we count, like, really badly, we look at a whole host of eldritch nightmares, pay our respects to Keith Flint, go on a rant about spy agencies, look at some more butt prints, find out which dinosaurs had the best sense of humour, recognise paleoartists, and hopefully don't disappear as long again. Spe…

Buckle the fuck up, kids, this one gets wild. Owen finds he's closer to a folk tale than he might think, Jay ingests crocodile penis, we dunk on horses and find help a young boy find the chaos emeralds. Strap in, get ready to laugh. Currently Brainstorming: Throwbacks, Bat Puns, Berserk Cauldron, Oblivion Soapbox, Cyber Dong, The Blockening Part 8:…

We're back after a week off! This week, the lads do some truly terrible shit to a *lot* of planes, give Ballet an all new cultural significance, create a fun new video game about MILFs, and help a plucky little helicopter destroy all of anime. Also mid-2000's memes get a resurgance, it's buck-wild. Currently Brainstorming: Jay gets Fingerblasted, G…

Yes, we're really calling the episode that, no we don't care about optics. The boys are back, sporting a fresh new look! This week, we make one old woman the new cornerstone of all anime, take on a military contract and make a rad new Nintendo 64 game. It's the boys you love with a fresh coat of paint!Currently Brainstorming: Bad Jokes, Cock Exerci…

It's our birthday, and we'll podcast if we want to! We've been ruining childhoods for a calendar year now, so we decided to go back to our first episode and re-ruin all the stuff we did then, with a hot new twist. This week, we teach the children vital office skills, send the office to Deep Space, create a dark clown entity and ask "What if Childre…

This week, the boys make up for Jay forgetting about the gays so often, by getting very very gay! This week, we make some art-house cinema, some fun new cocktails, and make children terrified of the thing they love most! Come in, stay a while, we have Greek Statues...Currently Brainstorming: Finishing the Fight, The Gooseberry Fool Returns, Stupid …

WELP. We jump the horny shark a little bit on this one, gang, won't lie. However, it's still very good. This week, Owen and Jay make a tremendous discovery, put discuss the finer details of Racoon sex, and raise an army of Chinchillas. It's all here and it's all gross.Currently Brainstorming: Chinchilla Delivery Service, The Final Boss of Rat Fucki…

It's a few days late, because production schedules, am I right? This week, Jay brings a chaotic energy into the studio, which in turn, affects the podcast. However, we still create a Lovecraftian nightmare, give a cryptid a reality show, and create a dastardly serial killer that would *get it*. It's more you love from the boys you love!Currently Br…

In which I sorta gaslight you (Not cool, won't happen again), do not appreciate piggy girth, defend some big booty mammals, be a hypocrite, discover the ultimate modern killing machine, ruminate on ruminants, hear back from the big cheese (sorta), get hip, cook some eggs, and do some shitposting! Special thanks to AlEctricity for the theme song ( h…

The boys are back in town! This week, Owen and Jay discuss a fun new tasty, and deadly, microtransaction. That's just the start! Also, half the goddamn episode disappears into the ether and we had to record a new second half! But despite that it's still really really good? We're firing on full this week!Currently Brainstorming: The Aardvark Wars, O…

Jay's back and he's hornier than ever. In this All-Disney/Pixar episode of Think of the Children, we make some Kingdom Hearts jokes, make ocean cum, and make Harvey Wienstien no longer alive!Currently Brainstorming: Kingdom Hearts Jokes, Think of the Children: A Musical, Contract Law, Brexit Update!, Ocean Cum/Land Cum, Telling Harvey Wienstien to …

In which a series of bad accents are unveiled, I forget what the episode is about, a criminally under looked god of Paleontology is criminally under looked, I battle my Arch Nemesis (again), I both remember AND forget Beef, I sell out (for the best possible reason [caltrops]), and I decide the victor of the GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME while simulta…

This week, Jay is off to do his exams, so Owen is joined in the offices by friend of the show, voice of Ronah on Not Saving the Realm and good Dad, Bonnie Lewis! This week, we do something significant for Mumford and Sons, revive classic 70's Stop Motion, and give Seth Green work, cause lord knows he needs it.Currently Brainstorming: Futher's Day, …

In which we live in the future, recap a recap, develop psychic powers, say the word "Opal" too often, list EVERY good point about Australia, get the breakdown on dinosaur High School Cliques, and make essential changes to the school curriculum. Special thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo, Allidon for the question (a…

It's 2019, and your favorite boys are back in the office! Jay's got a new mic, Owen has a new sense of self-worth and it's all fucking rosy. This week, we have children fighting animals, children fighting with extinct animals, Murder Most Foul, and a Sociopathic Journalist! It's all here, and it's all the worst on Think of the Children!Currently Br…

In which we discuss 2018, DON'T make a clip show, and apologize for past mistakes. Special thanks to Adam Donohue for the Logo and Segment, AlEctricity for the music (Check out his stuff at His Soundcloud ), Sarah for making this happen, and everyone on the discord! Happy destruction of 2018! FULL TRANSCRIPT AVAILABLE…

Ding Dong Merrily on High, Children, it's Christmas Time here in our office. All the employees have gone home for the holidays... those that survived, anyway. Cha'boys are still here burning the midnight oil for one last blow out show for the year. This week, we punch some babies, give Jesus the chance to bite back, get some kids drunk, and worship…

This week, the boys figure out their Wu Tang names and the Wu Tang Names of their pen names. In addition, we give mice the anarchic revolutionary icon they so desperately crave, go round the twist, and finally, reach apotheosis: create furry porn. It's all here this week!Currently Brainstorming: Sewer People/Anime Fans, The Code Word, No Gods, No M…

With the news that Tumblr is waging a war on porn, we pick up the slack and do what is probably our horniest episode yet. Which is saying a lot, especially for us. This week, we create a fun new fruit snack, make some original IP and teach the children the value of disappointment.Currently Brainstorming: Female Presenting Nipples, The Poddy Awards,…

Is this The End of Think of the Children? I mean, no, it isn't, but we got you there for a second, huh? This week, we take a look at some magnetic toys, some marionettes and create a potato abomination of which we are ashamed. Enjoy!Currently Brainstorming: Name Confusion, Nonchalant Murderers, Jay's Brazzer's Story, Gundambirds, Hooded Dark Magici…

Not, not a very special episode! In this episode we discuss vacations, dinosaurs named after Darkseid rip offs, Squirrel Girl, Toxic Masculinity, Matt Damon's Weirdest Film, whether or not Horace exists, how to tell what a Dinosaur looks like, Squirrel Girl again, Dating, Friends, and the greatest erotica writer (and human being) of all time. Speci…

I mean no hyperbole when I say that this is our best episode yet. It's a yuck a minute, we really on the fuckin ball with this one. As well as giving Cera some work, we also kick Jeff Bezos around some, break Jay's heart, and send some puppets off to war. It's a fucking *rollercoaster* my dudes.Currently Brainstorming: McNamara = Best Girl, Jugglin…

We're still off schedule, but we ain't stopping! This week, the boys reach deep into the Bear well. Owen creates a fantastic new anime OP, Jay hates art, and the boys kill a bunch of aspiring celebrities while they race towards a boat.Currently Brainstorming: Jay's Dick, Animal Economics, Pot Shots at Nomura, BTEC Lego, Bearem Anime, Hetalia 2: We …

A very special episode of Talking With Dinosaurs, in which I am joined by Tim Batt, host of "The Worst Idea of All Time" and "'Til Death Do Us Blart", and we discuss dinosaurs, conspiracies, how bad I am at knowing my massive family, and host of other topics (Mostly Dinosaurs). Be aware, as a bonus episode, this one isn't quite as facty as you may …

After the spirits got inside Owen's PC and done broke it, it's our Halloween special! Only 4 days late! Which is incredibly on brand for us, if you think about it. This week, we get very horny, drag each other to hell and ruin a cult classic, all while talking about various types of jizz. So you know, on brand again.Currently Brainstorming: Jay's P…

In which I return from a prison of my own creation, despair for humanity, lick a tapir's feet, just really stuff up a joke, really just ruin it, get all inspirational, get all depressed again, then plan a couple of heists. Wow, sounds action packed, we're going to have a whale of a time! Haha, you'll get it soon. 10/10. Special thanks to Al-Ectrici…

The title is a funny joke about how the episode is both weirdly centred around dogs, and also how it's because we're ill. It's funny. Laugh. Either way, the boys are back off hiatus to continue to do that funky thing they do so good and mess your nostalgia up proper, like, guv.Currently Brainstorming: Cap Conversion, Jay kills the brand, We lose th…