The heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. There is no Fisto, Cringer or Orko. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss Anal Portals, Angry Butt Plugs and Synthesizers....oh and SWORDS AND SORCERY!!

It challenges your courage, tests your manhood and throws you into an arena of life and death. A young martial artist embarks on an adventure, encountering other martial artists in battle until one day he meets an aging blind man who will show him the true meaning of martial arts and life. And a Circle of Iron is somehow a part of this, but not a S…

His people made him a leader. The empire made him a renegade. History made him a hero. A young Gaul named Vercingetorix says he's going to make a girl he just met his queen while his dad gets killed by his brother, i think...and then...well...there's a druid...and Caesar...and...uh. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss Maniple Formation, Foreheads an…

The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure. Conan leads a ragtag group of adventurers on a quest for a princess...or a queen...or a god. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss: Chimps, Camels, Lizard Nipples...oh and also SWORDS AND SWORCERY!By sworcery

Thief Warrior Gladiator King ...um ok A young boy, Conan, becomes a slave after his parents are killed and tribe destroyed by a savage warlord and sorcerer, Thulsa Doom. When he grows up he becomes a fearless, invincible fighter. Set free, he plots revenge against Thulsa Doom. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss: Cute Bangs, ID Checking...oh and als…

A 20th-century sorceress travels back 1000 years in time to help the Master Magician rewrite a legend. The story of a woman in falling into an icy cave at Stonehenge and waking up in Arthurian times amidst the love triangle between Lancelot, Queen Guinevere, and King Arthur, as the Queen is kidnapped by the King's evil sister Morgan La Fey. Join Ja…

No Good without Evil. No Love without Hate. No Innocence without Lust. I am Darkness. A young forest boy must stop the Lord of Darkness from destroying daylight and marrying the princess he loves. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss audio technology, fairy logic, goblin rhyming slang ...oh and also SWORDS and SORCERY!…

Its talons tear. Its breath burns. It is terror. And only sorcery can destroy it A young wizarding apprentice takes on a quest to kill a dragon which has been devouring girls from a nearby kingdom. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss the birds and the bees, dance lessons at Cragganmoor, Kingdom policies ...oh and also SWORDS and SORCERY!…

No man can possess her. No man can defeat her. A sword-wielding warrior, Amethea, and a few capable companions embark on a life-or-death mission to liberate her people (and fiance) from the clutches of a brutal monarch who destroyed her village and enslaved and raped all of her people. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss the physics of heat, night c…

A time of sword and sorcery...when evil forces ruled the land! This episode features the 1983 feature, The Throne of Fire (Il Trono Di Fuoco). A mighty hero (not the one you think) battles the son of Satan's messenger to save a kingdom from being taken over. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss repetition, escape attempts, chemical burns...oh and als…

Forged by a god. Foretold by a wizard. Found by a King. This week's episode we discuss the 1981 masterpiece Excalibur. Merlin the magician helps Arthur Pendragon unite the Britons around the Round Table of Camelot, even as dark forces conspire to tear it apart. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss sex in armor, the man who threw himself from his hors…

Enter An Age Undreamed Of We are back! In this episode we discuss the 2011 version of Conan the Barbarian, starring Jason Momoa. A vengeful barbarian warrior sets off to get his revenge on the evil warlord who attacked his village, murdered his father when he was a boy and seeks to reform the Mask of Acheron. Join Jason and Jef as they discuss Kick…

Adventure hinges on more than just a throw of the dice. This episode we are joined by our guest, fellow Dungeons & Dragons party member Brent Burke, to tackle the 2000 film Dungeons & Dragons. The evil wizard Profion attempts to take over the empire by controlling dragons, but the poorly designed d&d party has different ideas. Join Jason, Jef and B…

Feats beyond description! Spectacle beyond imagination! This week's episode features the 1962 film, The Magic Sword. The son of a sorceress, armed with magic weapons, armour, a magic horse and six magically summoned knights from all sorts of European locales, embarks on a quest to save a princess from a vengeful wizard and his pet dragon. Join Jaso…

Sangraal, la spada di fuoco In this episode, Jason and Jef discuss The Sword of the Barbarians, the 1982 sword and sorcery/spaghetti fantasy movie! A swordsman's wife is murdered by followers of the evil Goddess Rani. He vows vengeance upon the cult and journeys to the Ark of the Templars to get a magic crossbow that will help him accomplish his mi…

A world light-years beyond your imagination. In the sixth episode of Sworcery, Jef and Jason discuss the 1983 film Krull. Beyond our time, beyond our universe...there is a planet besieged by alien invaders, where a young king must rescue his love from the clutches of the Beast. Or risk the death of his world. Join us to discuss polygamy, ham-sized …

A woman of beauty. A warrior of strength. A hunter of man. In the newest episode of Sworcery, Jef and Jason discuss the 1983 film Hundra, starring the incomparable Laurene Landon. After an attack on her tribe of warrior women leaving her as the last survivor, Hundra is forced to seek out a mate to ensure the continuation of her people. Join us for …

Two brothers locked in deadly combat till the end of time ! This 1980 film features John Terry as Hawk. With the aid of his companions, he seeks to defeat his evil brother Voltan played by the amazing Jack Palance, who has taken a nun hostage. Join us for episode 4 where Jef and Jason discuss camaraderie, Shane and soundtrack as an important role i…

A woman and a warrior that became a legend. The 1985 epic features the fearless warrior Red Sonja, who is touched by a goddess and sets out to avenge her family's murder and rid her kingdom from the tyrannical rule of evil Queen Gedren while gathering sometimes more than helpful companions along the way. In this week's episode, Jason and Jef are jo…

A world where heroes come in all sizes and adventure is the greatest magic of all The second episode of The Sworcery Podcast brings us to a land of Daikini, Nelwyn and Brownies to follow the path of a very special baby and a very special adventurer named WILLOW! Join Jason and Jef to hear their recap and thoughts about dog costumes, giant apples, l…

An age of mystery and magic... Of swords and sorcery. The Sworcery Podcast begins Monday, March 29th with a deep look at The Warrior and the Sorceress, the 1984 film starring David Carradine as the mighty warrior, Kain, who crosses the barren wastelands of the planet Ura, where two arch enemies, Zeg and the evil degenerate Balcaz, fight incessantly…