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Well, folks... it's happened. We've officially been broken. Not since the likes of Guilty Gear have Megan and Scottye gotten so fully out of their depth that they were forced to call in heavy machinery in the form of @LoserLikeMePod's Tanner Vogelgesang! They guide us through the crazy world of Glee before busting out their own fan fic while Megan …
 
LINDSAY IS GOING TO CONDENSE 50 YEARS OF ROMAN HISTORY AND WHO-KNOWS-HOW-MANY HOURS OF PODCASTING INTO A SINGLE HOUR. YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT. Our friendship promo this week is DeathbyDyingPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon req…
 
It's Pride Month, baby and that means it's time to talk about that good good pirate show, Our Flag Means Death! Listen as those two landlubbers, Megan and Scottye discuss the hottest new show on the block and do an old-fashioned tierlist to find out which OFMC character is destined to sail forever and who be cursed to Davy Jones' Locker! After that…
 
Cars! They're everywhere! And even though some people will always prefer them, in general it's better to have robust public transportation. And what better way to teach the children the importance of such social systems than a stop-motion movie starring mice from a children's book? Tanner will tell Lindsay about mouse puns, mob mentality, and accen…
 
This Week Lindsay is rebooting Jericho, a show that tried to see what would happen to a small town if the US was suddenly splintered in the wake of an internal attack - but then it got cancelled - twice, no matter how many peanuts you sent in. She's gonna make sure that this time the people can get along, and also make it gayer (happy pride!) Our f…
 
Okay. I'mma level with y'all on this one. This episode goes some fuckin places y'all and I just need you to be ready to go on this journey with us. Anyways, we're talking about the Boss Baby on this week's episode and how it got a terrible sequel that just ruined the franchise. I'm sorry, I don't mean to get catty like this, it's just... it's 2:30 …
 
This week our guest Bobby has decided that time just isn't wibbly-wobbly enough on Doctor Who, so he's venturing into an era before continuity - a time where anyone can play the doctor, anyone can play a companion, and anyone can get involved in historical alien shenanigans. We discuss accidental spying, a few mosasaurs, and dating controversy (not…
 
We were so excited to have Lady Emily join us this week, but we were not prepared for the exquisite Home Improvement reboot she brought to us - it came to her in a dream, y'all! And as she tells us of it we'll also discuss dad behaviour, microwave wiring, and the cover of the Black Eyed Peas album The E.N.D. Our friendship promo this week is @PodVs…
 
HELLO MY AMERICAN FRIENDS, ARE YOU READY TO FIGHT FOR AMERICA AND TAKE DOWN THAT PUNK, M BISON? Then hop along for some Fun Fiction! As Megan introduces Scottye to their new favorite movie in the form of Street Fighter: The Movie! It's an absolute beautiful mess starring Raul Julia, Jean Claude Van Damme and a mess of miscast actors. After that, Sc…
 
This week we're talking about The Skeptics - or are we? Yes. It's a comic miniseries that follows a pair of American youths faking psychic powers during the cold war - and a pair of Russians youths who aren't. Tanner wants to take the premise and expand it, letting them see the problems on both sides of the curtain and look at how it's the governme…
 
Wait, what? We're not covering a Marvel thing this week? That's right, folks. We've finally broken the curse as we run down the FURY ROAD and discuss one of the greatest action flicks of all-time! Hear about its cursed production and Tom Hardy's amazing apology portrait before Megan gives us an emotional character study of the man they call Mad Max…
 
This week Lindsay is taking us to an alternate Victorian era where the supernatural is common place. A woman is dating a hot werewolf scotsman and a vampire is dating a man with a very silly name, and they'll all have to fight a giant robot octopus. Or maybe a mummy octopus. Also discussed are Tom Hiddleston being tall, a gondola chase, and manifes…
 
EDDIE. EDDIE. WE'RE BACK, EDDIE. And it's time to talk about the Evil Dead 2 of the Sony Spider-Man Universe in the form of Let There Be Carnage! Also time for Scottye to be completely insufferable as they bring in stories of Knull, Klyntar and just... all the symbiote bullshit. After that, Scottye decides to start their own four-issue arc of Carna…
 
X is the tenth number and the coolest letter, so if Tanner is rebooting the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise we gotta start off by sending Mr. Knifey-Hands himself to space! Where does the sci-fi end and the dreams beginning? What are the dangers of cyber-weed? Is this also an accidental Event Horizon remake? All these and more will be answered th…
 
Have you heard of Guinevere Jones? Of course not, no one has except for Lindsay, and her interest in it led to her digging deep into the history of Guinevere and some cyclical English old gods? Anyway we're gonna work that into this middle grade show while looking at the dangers of nostalgia and living vicariously through children. Also discussed a…
 
Well, with the return of The Weird on Loudspeaker.org, we thought it only fair to invite our own living vampire over onto the show, Charles Kelly! Listen as Charles and Scottye force Megan to live out the plot of Morbius second-hand before Charles decides to asks his Uncle from Morbius for a few leaked scenes and Scottye writes a much better movie …
 
Once upon a time there was a very special espionage-comedy series. Now it works for Tanner, because they're rebooting it. They're taking bits and pieces of the 2019 Charlie's Angels film and making the movie that should've been created instead, thanks to the returning 00s trio. Lindsay and them will also discuss who gets to be Jason Borne, tactical…
 
Another episode of Fun Fiction? As you wish... Because we're talking about the Princess Bride, the classic fairy tale story by Rob Reiner that was also apparently a book!? Why did no one tell me about this? Well, luckily Megan tells me because they know how books work. We also discuss the iconic scenes of the film and how Andre the Giant was a man …
 
Sorry for the delay, folks! Megan had to go look at fish or something. But now we are back and it's time to make the chimichangas! We're talking about Deadpool this week and more importantly, why everyone gets Deadpool wrong. We discuss the origins of the merc with the mouth before getting into some fanfiction! Scottye decides to kill two podcasts …
 
Uh...well, something's gone wrong and our longtime friends Cassidy and Lava from Kids and Their Dog may have ended their podcast just in time to anger some kind of podcast deity. Well, as long as they're here, we might as well figure out what they should do next? Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our the…
 
Bats! Bats! They'll send you to the Thirty Years War! This week Lindsay tackles 1632, a fascinating look at what would happen if a West Virginia mining town was dropped in the middle of Europe at war. She'll tune it up by making the small town less idealized and promoting some more interesting royals to regulars. Also discussed is time as an art me…
 
Well, folks, Scottye did a bad and had their audio corrupted for Peacemaker. They must now pay penance by looking fate in its beady eyes and destroying their brand forever. That's right, folks. It's the Ditto episode. But also, we get to talk about the amazing world building of Detective Pikachu, the different actors considered for the role and... …
 
This week's topic not only writes itself, but it's already been written. The only way Tanner could think of to spice of Pride and Prejudice - Muppets! That's right, Piggy is Liz and Kermit is a scrungly little scrimblo of a Darcy, and everyone else...well, you'll just have to wait and see. We also discuss Muppet Babies Exclusives, the Jonas Brother…
 
We've had a couple stinkers this year, folks. We've had Pacifiers and cruises through the Jungle... so it's only fair to make our little bisexual hearts glow with an episode talking about The Mummy! More specifically the dropped ball that was The Mummy Returns and how a Universal employee almost kept Megan from riding the titular Mummy ride! After …
 
This episode is a reboot of The Secret Circle, but borrowing a lot from The Craft. Lindsay is rebuilding the whole thing to be about grody outcasts in the late 90s who don't look like extruded hunk product messing with things beyond their ken and getting into messy queer relationships with each other. Also discussed are fulling in love at an anime …
 
In this week's episode, Megan and Scottye sit down to discuss Big Mike's choice of big-man-watches-a-baby movie in the form of The Pacifier! They discuss the potent sexual tension Vin Diesel has with an 8-year old and how Brad Garrett is both the best and worst part of this movie! Which is weird cause there's also nazis in it! Yep! Then Scottye dec…
 
This week is basically just Tanner loredumping on Lindsay about Magic: The Gathering so that they can turn everything on its head and make it a high school anime AU where all the Planeswalkers are TEEEEEEEENS. Also discussed is a bara lion, being too miserable to fuck, and no perverts. Our friendship promo this week is @rollgayroleplay! Our cover a…
 
Oh snap, is it over? Is the hiatus finally done? That's right, folks, it's time for some Fun Fiction and this week, we discuss the absolute masterpiece that is Dwayne The Rock Johnson's Jungle Cruise. It's definitely not at all a bad rip-off of 80 different action movies! Listen as Scottye retells his own version of Jungle Cruise in a #FanFix while…
 
This week we're gonna TEST OUR MIGHT with help from Jake Mason, because it's time for Mortal Kombat! 2! We're taking the things we liked from the 2021 movie (which is most of it, including the silly stuff) and actually going to the tournament this time around - with a few newcomers, and also - Friendship?! Also discussed are very specific accents, …
 
Here we go again - again! Tanner's listened to every ABBA song and is using their skills to turn them alchemy-like into a third Mamma Mia movie - this time with 100% more trans themes! (It helps that a lot of the songs have applicable subtext). Along the way they'll talk with Lindsay about censoring Amelie, an imagine spot inside a flashback, and B…
 
It's a short one this week because, as we found out between now and recording, Lindsay got COVID. But she powered through to save Club Dumas from a terrible adaptation with terrible people and bring back the important part: a weird mean lady convincing herself that you can summon the devil with a lost Musketeer book. She's wrong, except when she's …
 
This week we have special guest Kit Walker here to tell us all about Star Trek - Tanner and Lindsay didn't know much before, but now we know all about Kirk and Spock being extremely married in the original Star Trek IV. But this is the reboot Star Trek - we're gonna Kelvin these whales! Listen to us discuss inventing time travel in college, putting…
 
This week's episode is just a cheap copy - with guns! Guest Isiah is here to tell us all about Shadow the Hedgehog and his ten distinct non-canonical origins, and then he's gonna makes them all canonical as well as improve this game and the ones surrounding it. The trick, you see, is to lean into the edge just enough to make things interesting. Alo…
 
This week Tanner is rebooting Shadow Raiders! Or War Planets. It's going from a children's cgi space opera to an adult live-action space opera, not to mention getting two more seasons to actually finish the plot of the show. We're gonna make sure everyone can be live action except the moe bug girl, and maybe make Femur's horniness more palatable. A…
 
We continue our superhero trend this week by looking at some children of the atom. Lindsay is taking Claremont's X-Men and turning them into the soap opera they deserve to be, because comics are wild and X-Men are the most. She's also making sure there's room enough to talk about all the famous X-Men plots and Dark Phoenix, but mainly as a way to b…
 
If you save the podcast, you save the world! This week Tanner is taking the 2006 sci-fi drama Heroes and giving it room the breath the way it didn't before. Some characters are gone, some are combined, and if they're black they're definitely getting a better deal than before (and unfortunately that's not a high bar to clear). Also discussed are Reg…
 
This week, all by herself, Lindsay stands alone (with Tanner) as she reboots Quest for Camelot. 'Tis a silly movie, but the source material seems a little bit better, and could probably make for a more interesting movie - though we're gonna keep the blind love interest and a snarky bird. Probably not Bladebeak though. Also assembled are weird woman…
 
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