Planning to see the new Pan movie? We hope you bring a kid with you. The people in the theater might judge you otherwise. We would never judge you, though, regardless of how exactly you acquired that kid. Anyway the movie was alright but we were a little too focused on being the only group of adults in the place that were not accompanied by a minor…

This week, we... we, uh... well, we... we certainly said some words. About things. You may not like them. Or you might like them. We're not going to tell you what to do. Listen to them and make up your own mind. Or don't. Like we said, we're not the boss of you.By The Black Slacks

We don't know what happened. We sat down to record and blacked out. Next thing we know, it's several weeks later and we wake up naked on a horse riding through the forest, and this audio file is on a USB drive in our... pockets. Hope you enjoy since we literally pulled this one out of our... pocket.By The Black Slacks