Tristan rolls right out of bed, and starts the podcast. Talks about his sleeping patterns, and tries to riff on planes and meteors but he was too tired. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Valentine's Day is for more than one, get out there and share the love! Tristan lightly covers the holiday, superbowl, and some other random crapBy Tristan Sartoris

Tristan comes in with no voice, and discusses his desire for a month of pastrami and answers some wedgie questions. SUBMIT TO THE SHOW: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

In an effort to seem put together, Tristan builds a new desk, and immediately clutters it with junk. Join in the conversation of Batmen, Winter Weight, and Bad Handshakes! Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Sleep deprived, Tristan eats 6 cookies and starts the show! Airing out his frustrations, trying to cheer up the dmv, comments on the inauguration's spell casting attempts, homeschoolism and some other stuff I'm sure.. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Cold and barely managing, Tristan survives his dry eyes to tell you his current tales, and headlines of inauguration, the switch 2, tiktok bans, and the LAFD fire department. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Tristan battles his furnace being out, while recounting some recent tales of the elderly, and some other stuff as he flounders trying to think warm thoughts.By Tristan Sartoris

Is 2025 your year?? Are you shooting for the moon, or just trying to eat a McRib? Tristan discusses his unlofty goals for this year, and gives out some half baked advice to anyone that needs it. There's also some other stuff in there, y'know? HAPPY NEW YEAR! #newyears #resolutionsBy Tristan Sartoris

Holiday recap, battling character growth, taking a stand against sprinkles, and so much more that Tristan cannot be held accountable for.By Tristan Sartoris

It's Christmas TIME, while Tristan recounts his beef with santa, recent embarassments, and basically blames the lack of magic on everyone else?By Tristan Sartoris

Tristan tells the tales of his weird encounters, embracing the cold, and how unfortunate it can be to call the wrong hotline.By Tristan Sartoris

Tristan runs from the police, does a bad job at pretending to be cold, and bombs an important session. Wanna Write to The Show??: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Tristan tells the tale of THE DEAL. While remaining grateful for noise, and pie, he also accidentally incites violence but quickly retracts it? Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris #blackfriday #thanksgi…

Tristan is out of it, and throwing out gold stars and celebratory cookies to those that can answer his rhetorical questions. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris…

Tristan breaks his new macbook, before wandering into the spiraling mess that is Facebook Marketplace. People walk into his home unannounced. He almost harms the elderly, he gets the elderly fired, but most importantly, he opened a door for a grandma and clings to this single good deed as his defining characteristic.…

Tristan reports on the changes in the world, and reassures the people. I mean, he kinda just says a lot of crap. Hopefully it helps? If not, just remember he's a fool trying his best.By Tristan Sartoris

In his last effort to cover politics, Tristan speaks about his other failures, and celebrity look alike contests. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Decorated, candled. candied, and costumed, Tristan returns to the Sanctuary of Scare to mispronounce names, share some recent scares, cover popular spooky topics, and have an all around festive experience. ENJOY!!.. if you dare.. mwahahah Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected]…

Tristan completes his halloween quest at the dollar store, before getting an inexpensive haircut, waving off a salesman, saving cents, and trying to steal your hard earned NASA money. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Finally sorta sorting out the details, Tristan drinks a gallon of milk, kills a rat, and preaches about the positive effects of bullying. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Back in the new studio, with new stories, new complaints, and new convenient inconveniences. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

This didn't go according to ANY plan..By Tristan Sartoris

Impressive to even have an ego with this many technical difficulties. Tristan recaps this week's awkward moments, answers questions, and drops hints about a new surprise... shh Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

He didn't have the patience for a description. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Tristan boldly proclaims he's the chosen one, and faces immediate repercussions... Lord bless his arrogance.. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

He thought he was safe.. but the evil dairy wizards have struck back. Tristan covers his recent trying times of milk damage, loss of money, loss of time, and why he isn't fit to give advice. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Stories of bombing jokes, gym memberships, tales from the dollar store and his new tiktok diagnosed autism.By Tristan Sartoris

Tristan brags about how humble he is with his chain and being scammed by his car insurance. He also covers the recent headlines of Disney, The Olympics and Snow White with uneducated takes. You want all that with a side of needless vamping? Come along!By Tristan Sartoris

Tristan describes his absolute lack of patience. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris Sound Design by TuneBurger: https://www.instagram.com/musicbytuneburger/ YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freak…

Bro was tired and puking. More at 7. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris Sound Design by TuneBurger: https://www.instagram.com/musicbytuneburger/ YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome …

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At war with his calming sunglasses, Tristan does his best to stay awake and recall his dreams, bad habits, answer some wedgie questions and pretends to know how the world works.By Tristan Sartoris

Speaking on age, zombies, loneliness, and looooots of food. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Tristan's back on the sauce, and back off the rails. Covering his latest week of wins and losses. Experiencing The Walking Dead for the first time, Presidents, 4th of July, and kinda more?By Tristan Sartoris

Politics, A&W, Shark Attacks, Justin Timberlake and a whole lot of L's! Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Outta energy, and outta time; Tristan recaps his most recent struggles while covering the news, aliens, and then some.. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Basically just a recap of all the dread. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Whether its Pickleball, Golf, or being an Uncle. Tristan is on a mission to become the best at everything.. He also covers the 48 Laws of Power, and the debate of June being Men's Mental Health Month.By Tristan Sartoris

Innovating in the art of expression through style/graphic t's, Tristan overly exaggerates the power of his new shirt. He also covers his new training, the wage gap, the WNBA, hockey, and gets called "tan."By Tristan Sartoris

Bragging about stupid "luck" incidents, Tristan tells silly stories to claim life always works out for him. While also covering the cold, airport hassles, and some other stuff. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

The Japanese are up to some interesting products. Tristan has scammed everyone across the nation, including his own improv class.. is that bad? and welcome back to the toilet paper game! Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

In the middle of the night, confused Tristan is overly sensitive to accidentally being offensive. Which somehow ends up making him look even worse. Motorcycles, Kendrick vs Drake, Marvel and more!By Tristan Sartoris

How does one give a successful toast? If you listen in, hopefully you can learn from all the things Tristan did wrong during his best man speech. 1. Kohls Story 2. Wedding Responsibilities & Speech 3. Is Dancing Fun? + Christian Party Songs 4. Shogun Ending 5. Velma Season 3By Tristan Sartoris

Accountability? Pfft. Never heard of her. Tristan recounts his latest week of pursuing balance, best man speeches, and a little bit of politics.. mostly impressions.By Tristan Sartoris

Struggling with the basics of human discipline, Tristan recounts his failures and ventures of the past week. Including bachelor parties, birthdays, rock climbing, back handsprings and more! Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Not for the intellectual seeking folks, but for a good ol' fashion ramble session about positive reflection, vegan debates, and saving babies.By Tristan Sartoris

Reporting his stories of the north, Tristan covers his week of oddball interactions, fears, troubles, horseback scares, and his harshest foreign critics.By Tristan Sartoris

St. Patties Day, Bradley Cooper, Aliens, Lies, and MORE! Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

Exploring the realm of unplanned behavior and results; Tristan speaks on "accidents" as a whole. Dental. Surgical. Parental.By Tristan Sartoris

This show reaches its 3 year anniversary and Tristan recounts his week, insomniac thoughts, sincere gratitude, and talks about Dune 2By Tristan Sartoris