A podcast for movie fans, inspired by Letterboxd. (We're not experts.) Each week artist Danny Haas, spiritual advisor Protolexus, and journeyman podcaster Slim discuss a recently watched film together. A brand new theme each month. Their love for each other cannot be broken. Or can it? Merch available + new episodes every Monday.
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"It's a miracle, innit?" PROTOPENDENCE ends with CHILDREN OF MEN. We also talked Danny and Proto watching ALIEN: ROMULUS, September's theme, and much more. Don't forget we're also screening a movie with the Philadelphia Film Society! Buy tickets NOW! In the uncut episode just available to Patrons we talked some more about fast food and decoupling. …
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"Gotta keep running.." PROTOPENDENCE continues with MINORITY REPORT. We also talked D23, Proto watching CHALLENGERS, slime watching ALIEN: ROMULUS, and much more. Don't forget we're also screening a movie with the Philadelphia Film Society! Buy tickets NOW! In the uncut episode just available to Patrons we talked about watching Columbo, Hot Ones, R…
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"It takes a wolf to catch a wolf.." PROTOPENDENCE continues with TRAINING DAY. Since we recently recorded the previous episode, instead of recent movies we talked about our top 3 favorite first watches of 2024 and much more. Don't forget we're also screening a movie with the Philadelphia Film Society! Buy tickets NOW! In the uncut episode just avai…
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I's time to go back to the faith-based well for the rebooted LEFT BEHIND starring Nicolas Cage. What could go wrong?? Support the 70mm Patreon to join our VHS Village Discord and access exclusive episodes in the 70mm Vault like the 1990s Batman movies, Harry Potter, The Matrix, SHIN Godzilla, and over 50 others. Signing up for the Patreon also get …
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"Let's ride." PROTOPENDENCE begins with GONE IN 60 SECONDS. We talked about the big news from Hall H; AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY, Dany watching THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN and READY PLAYER ONE, Proto watching BEAU TRAVAIL, and much more. Don't forget we're also screening a movie with the Philadelphia Film Society! Buy tickets NOW! In the uncut episode just avai…
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We're co-hosting a screening of PSYCHO in 4K at the Philadelphia Film Center with the Philadelphia Film Society. Buy your tickets and experience the magic of friendship, Hitchcock, and Proto dressed as Benjamin Franklin. Support the 70mm Patreon to join our VHS Village Discord and access exclusive episodes in the 70mm Vault like the 1990s Batman mo…
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"I release you." LEADING LADIES MONTH VOL. 4 ends with CAROL. We talked about next month's theme and the intricate work involved in picking those movies, TWISTERS, DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE, SOLARIS, and much more. Don't forget we're also screening a movie with the Philadelphia Film Society! Buy tickets NOW! In the uncut episode just available to Patr…
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"It's been a crazy day, hasn't it?" LEADING LADIES MONTH VOL. 4 continues with SERIAL MOM. We talked about the major news story of the week that shocked a nation, Paul King reverse goated(?), the return of the Cage (tm), the three of us talking LONGLEGS without spoilers don't worry, Proto seeing JOAN OF ARC, Danny wanting to see NOSFERATU, and much…
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"Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?" LEADING LADIES MONTH VOL. 4 continues with THE WIZARD OF OZ. We talked about the return of the Cage (tm), Danny watching ID4 and WONKA, Proto's journey continuing, and slime watching VARSITY BLUES and SOUTHERN COMFORT. Don't forget we're also screening a mov…
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"Maybe she should save herself. I did." LEADING LADIES MONTH VOL. 4 continues with MAXXXINE. We talked about our in-theater experiences seeing MAXXXINE, Proto continuing his Criterion journey for better or worse, slime watching EXPO on YouTube and being deep into Worlds Fairs and Danny rewatching THE LAST CRUSADE. Don't forget we're also screening …
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"I think there might be something wrong with me." LEADING LADIES MONTH VOL. 4 begins with X & PEARL. We talked about week three of the heatwave currently pounding the East Coast, drinking water from the tap, THE BEAR Season 3, Proto watching SAFE and THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE, Danny investigating the Brat Pack, and slime's trip to Chicago wearing shoes…
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"Do you think a woman can love two men?" BLOCKBUSTED ends with HEAVEN'S GATE. We talked about the heatwave currently pounding the East Coast, announcing the theme for July and our picks, SHIN GODZILLA free for everyone for the next few weeks, Proto seeing INSIDE OUT 2 and HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS, and Danny watching TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY. Don't …
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"Is your war finally over?" BLOCKBUSTED continues with GODZILLA MINUS ONE. We talked about unlocking SHIN GODZILLA for free Patrons for the next month including brand NEW artwork from Danny, Don't forget we're also screening a movie with the Philadelphia Film Society! Buy tickets NOW and also fill out our Google Form so we can get a good headcount …
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"Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer." BLOCKBUSTED continues with THE INSIDER. We talked about the major Cara social media network news, not announcing our pick for next week because it's going to be a surprise, Danny finally sitting down to watch some movies including BACK TO THE FUTURE, THE ACOLYTE, BAD BOYS, APORIA,…
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"It's the kind of place nobody wants to go looking." BLOCKBUSTED begins with SORCERER. We talked about the major LORD OF THE RINGS: RINGS OF POWER news, we're also screening a movie with the Philadelphia Film Society! Buy tickets NOW and also fill out our Google Form so we can get a good headcount for after the screening, pls. We also talk ALIEN RO…
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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
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"Are you familiar with the concept of evolution?" PLANET OF THE MAYPES ends with KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. We also talked about our next MEETUP taking place in Philadelphia August 31! We're screening a movie with the Philadelphia Film Society! Buy tickets NOW and also fill out our Google Form so we can get a good headcount for after the sc…
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"I will be there no matter what.png" It's time for the next 70mm meet-up! It will be in Philadelphia for a very special screening co-presented with the Philadelphia Film Society. Interested in watching a movie with us at the Philadelphia Film Center on August 31? BUY TICKETS and then FILL OUT THIS GOOGLE FORM so we can get an accurate headcount for…
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"Caesar is home." PLANET OF THE MAYPES continues with RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. We also talked about the MAJOR MEGALAPOLIS news coming out of CANNES, Proto seeing REBEL MOON PART 2, THE IRON CLAW, hosting his own podcast focused on SILENCE, and Danny finally watching two episodes of X-MEN 97. The uncut episode includes slime at the Webby's, c…
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"Get your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human!" PLANET OF THE MAYPES continues with Tim Burton's PLANET OF THE APES. We also talked about the MAJOR LOTR Gollum news and it might rock the industry for years to come, Danny seeing THE PHANTOM MENACE, I SAW THE TV GLOW and THE FALL GUY in theaters, Proto having a very disturbing experience seein…
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The Simpsons: "A Fish Called Selma" (1996)
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"You've finally made a monkey out of me." PLANET OF THE MAYPES continues with...an episode of THE SIMPSONS?? Not a trick, not a joke! Slime threw his producer hat in the trash and said to hell with it...let's do an episode that references THE PLANET OF THE APES for about 30 seconds and let's invite our dear friend Kev from Austin Danger Pod to talk…
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"If this is the best they've got around here, in six months we'll be running this planet." PLANET OF THE MAYPES begins with PLANET OF THE APES. We talked about Danny refusing to watch any movies, Proto seeing LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL, slime having another sour theater experience(sry), seeing ALIEN, and THE FALL GUY changing the world. The uncut ep…
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"Maria, these walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live." 60s MONTH ends with THE SOUND OF MUSIC. We talked about the May's brand new theme, NEVER BEEN KISSED, REBEL MOON, Danny skirting around embargoes somehow, slime watching THE RING and much more. The uncut episode just for…
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"Bon Voyage, Pussy." 60s MONTH continues with BATMAN. We talked about the launch of Meta AI across their suite of apps, discuss our viewing experiences of CIVIL WAR, announce next week's movie, EMPIRE RECORDS, THE BIKERIDERS, and much more. The uncut episode just for Patrons includes talk about a potential BACK TO THE FUTURE reboot, Fallout, Miami …
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“He had been dead a long time before they found him in that hotel room." 60s MONTH continues with SECONDS and Mitchell Beaupre. We talked about the launch of the Humane AI pin, Mitchell's physical library, their first movie purchase memory as well as ours, GODZILLA X KONG, bare feet in movie theaters, THE ZONE OF INTEREST, and much more. The uncut …
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“Success isn't worth losing your humanity." 60s MONTH continues with HIGH AND LOW. Danny has launched a brand new podcast about theme parks The Yeti is Still Broken, perhaps the first one in history, Proto watches GONE GIRL, we announce our Plan B options for the final week of this month that Patrons will be voting on, JUMANJI, Robert Redford's hai…
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“More than anything I love children." 60s MONTH begins with THE INNOCENTS. Slime is still shaking another hockey locker room sickness so that's why this episode is late please bear with him. We talked about our recent local mini-meetup in Philadelphia at the Hiway Theater, trying out the Apple Vision Pro, dropping a CINEMA PARADISO episode, Proto w…
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“The power's gone off.." 90ISH MINUTES OR LESS MONTH ends with GHOSTWATCH. We talked about the new Star Wars TV program, trailers for BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE, ALIEN: ROMULOUS, our theme and picks for April which includes a special guest, and much more. Here is the YouTube link for slime's pick. The uncut episode just for Patrons includes an extra 4…
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“You're such a super lady." 90ISH MINUTES OR LESS MONTH continues with FARGO. We also talked a bit about the fallout from Oscar, Danny finishing his nominee journey which included ANATOMY OF A FALL, Proto watching EXCALIBUR, slime watching GILDA, and much more. The uncut episode just for Patrons included about 40 minutes of fast food talk, thoughts…
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“What if we're the dark version?" 90ISH MINUTES OR LESS MONTH begins with COHERENCE. It's a lo-fi sci-fi jawn and we were amped to get into that and dinner parties. We announced the results of the vote for Proto's pick next week, got into Danny watching Oscar noms, Proto watching THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD, slime and Dale watching a David Copper…
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“Lead them to paradise." It's been 852 days since Episode 91 but now it's time for DUNE: PART TWO. We also announced the results of the theme for the rest of the month, Proto talked BLACKBERRY and GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES, Danny talks FURY, and much more. The uncut episode just for Patrons included Katt Williams, the Shay Shay Club, what athliesure s…
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“She's like you... she's very much like you." FAVES MONTH VOL. 2 concludes with LOGAN. Guess who started using the soundboard?? Also that same person is sick so pls excuse my voice this week I'm doing my best. We discussed Proto and slim's date night for DUNE PART TWO, talked about the close vote for March's theme, Proto's thoughts THE DEVILS, slim…
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"Where's my cheesecake?" FAVES MONTH VOL. 2 continues with CARLITO'S WAY. We discussed the social media reactions to DUNE PART TWO, talked about the options for March's theme, Proto's thoughts on rewatching DUNE PART ONE, slim watching 2010 and the return of HAL, and Danny watching some Clint Eastwood jawns. The uncut episode just for Patrons inclu…
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“Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?" FAVES MONTH VOL. 2 continues with CASINO ROYALE. We discussed the gigantic Disney news that dropped this week, teased the upcoming vote for March's theme, Danny watching THE BOY AND THE HERON, Proto watching POLICE STORY, and slim watching ACTION JACKSON. The uncut episode ju…
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“It'll be an adventure." FAVES MONTH VOL. 2 begins with FIRST MAN. We discussed our lakehouse trip and a bit of pro wrestling(sry), nerdy details about the DISNEY WAR book, and MASTERS OF THE AIR. The uncut episode just for Patrons includes an extra 30 minutes of slim guest-hosting on Podzilla to talk Godzilla, Apex Season 20, much more pro wrestli…
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“Are you building an AI?” 1 MILLION MONTH ends with EX MACHINA. We discussed pro wrestling on Netflix thanks to slim's plan backfiring, Oscar noms (not that much don't get your hopes up), February's theme and all the movies at once, WORLD WAR Z, and much more. The uncut episode just for Patrons includes an extra 30 minutes of Danny yelling at slim …
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“Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.” 1 MILLION MONTH continues with 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. We discussed the upcoming Apple Vision Pro, slim guesting on AUSTIN DANGER POD, THE CURSE, THE LAST JEDI, and slim maybe meeting Leonardo DiCaprio and Marty Scorsese. The uncut episode just for Patrons includes an extra 30 minutes of Danny …
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“You are the most annoying person I have ever met.” 1 MILLION MONTH continues with UNCUT GEMS. We got back into the swing of things with Danny talking about an upcoming signing at EPCOT, watching STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS and MAESTRO, Proto continuing his Criterion Journey(tm) and slim watching ANATOMY OF A FALL. The uncut episode just for Patro…
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“You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan.” 1 MILLION MONTH begins with PARASITE. I actually dunno if that's the real name of the month but let's just go with it for now. We opened the show with a discussion on the GIANT setlist for this episode, announcing our picks for the whole month, our favorite movies of 2023, and much more. We also re…
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“God will not abandon you. So don't you abandon us.” Let's finish CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER with THE PRINCE OF EGYPT. We announce our Episode 200 plans, the theme for the month, our own New Year's traditions, and much more.Chapters Introductions (00:00:00) Episode 200 + theme (00:02:10) The Prince of Egypt (00:10:53) Support the 70mm Patreon to join ou…
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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
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“Whatever, Russ. Whatever.” Let's celebrate CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER with NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION. We talked about our own Christmas morning traditions, the fallout of last week's fiasco, and what's next. Special appearance from slim's dog Nova. Chapters Introductions + Christmas traditions (00:00:00) Christmas Vacation (00:10:00) Suppor…
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“Do you want revenge or do you want the truth?”Let's celebrate CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER with OLDBOY. We also talked about the hype train surrounding this movie, recording this in secret, and if we'll have a community to come back to after this episode is released.Chapters Introductions (00:00:00) Oldboy (00:02:04)Support the 70mm Patreon to join our V…
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“We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."” Let's celebrate CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER with DIE HARD. Not a bit! Not a trick! We are actually going to talk about the movie that launched a thousand boutique t-shirt designs. We also talked about "that question" surrounding this movie, if men and women can heal and grow and change over time with regar…
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“[murmurs in Joaquin Phoenix.]” NEWVEMBER ends with NAPOLEON. We opened the show with a discussion on the Cybertruck (sry), Proto hanging out watching the muppets, Danny watching YOU'VE GOT MAIL, slim seeing THE IRON CLAW, dropping reminders about our plans for December, and much more. There isn't any post-show section on this episode as we recorde…
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“You didn't get me down, Ray..” NEWVEMBER continues with RAGING BULL. We opened the show with a discussion on our December plans, how we're doing to spend our month off, Danny still going all out with FOR ALL MANKIND, MONARCH, Proto talking about Nathan Fielder and THE CURSE, slim watching the ROBODOC, and much more. In the UNCUT section we talk ab…
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“It's the idle hours that often lead a man to ruin.” NEWVEMBER continues with THE KILLER. We opened the show with a discussion on The Smiths, Danny not watching any movies at all but instead watching FOR ALL MANKIND, Proto being a mega big shot and going to a press screening for POOR THINGS, slim watching THE NAKED GUN and STOP MAKING SENSE, and mu…
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“The flames are burning low, so you better get back home to start the fire.” NEWVEMBER continues with PRISCILLA. We opened the show a discussion about the Humane AI Pin (sry), Danny watching BEFORE SUNRISE, Proto watching SORRY TO BOTHER YOU and TOMMY BOY, slim watching BRIDE OF CHUCKY and THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER, and much more. In the UNCUT…
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“They don't remember and they don't care. It will be another ordinary everyday tragedy.” NEWVEMBER begins with THE KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON. We opened the show a discussion about next week's movie, Proto watching NASHVILLE and SOPHIE'S CHOICE, Danny watching some sci-fi show on Apple, BLUE VALENTINE, slim going into the CHILD'S PLAY cinematic uni…
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“I think I've lost my faith, Tom.” TORMENTOBER ends with THE EXORCIST. We opened the show a discussion about Danny shocking rating for THE KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON, announce November's theme right away including all the movies for the entire month, Proto talks CHRISTINE, slim whines about THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER, and much more. In the UNCUT sectio…
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The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
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“Don't let them bury me! I'm not dead!” TORMENTOBER continues with THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW. We opened the show a discussion about Danny five-banging THE CREATOR, and also talked about announcing the results of our recent Patreon poll to determine next week's movie, the beginning of THE FALL OF 70MM, Proto finally watching ASTEROID CITY and seei…
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“Hello?” TORMENTOBER continues with BLACK SABBATH. We opened the show with a shocking admission from a host about which streaming service they've just cancelled and eventually moved onto other topics such as the Halloween Cinematic Universe, a brand new Patron-only vote for the final movie of the month, TRICK R TREAT, EXISTENZ, THE WICKER MAN, and …
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