Ep 8 Hello Homies - Hometown visits This is all a bit cringe worthy. As much as we love our family (and we really do) they can be a little.....embarrassing. Especially when their “little girls” are meeting a man (who the family doesn’t know), falling in love with him (over a matter of weeks), having him declare his is “falling in love” with her and…

Ep 7 Someone’s lyin’ Well as if his choices weren’t already hard enough our beautiful Bachie, Colton has catty comments and wily whisperers trying to influence his decisions. Everyone is keen to see Denver, Colorado with a backdrop as stunning as the women themselves, however dark moods, tears and tantrums about and that’s just Colton. We are intro…

Ep 3 Trending this week : Kardashian & Co Legal Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery when it comes to TV advertising? We try and get to the “bottom” of ScoMo’s Engadine Maccas urban legend LIVERPOOL - Champions League win excitement TV Week Gold Logie nomination campaigns The Voice contestants - Jack Vidgen & Matthew Garwood US Sen Elizabeth…

Ep 6 The Bachelor US - Female Fight Club While not exactly the kind mentioned in Bridesmaids or the cult classic on the same name, this Ep does see Colton’s potential brides start and use elbows and knees like all good Muay Thai boxers to maintain dominance over the competition. An early rose ceremony sends home two and should put a shot across the…

Ep 5 Thailand In a country of beautiful people, places and produce, expect exotic experiences for our Bachie beauties. “Never been kissed” Hannah gets the first date and while Colton is as lovely as can be, we are not picking up the vibe. Back at the hotel Elyise is in a malaise or a funk or just not happy - but STOP - you are on The Bachelor!!!!! …

Ep 4 Singapore Sling-Shot Cocktails and culinary treats await our crew when they arrive in Singapore. Solo dates for Teisha and Kaylen and a group date to the markets are really just background noise for the brewing drama between Demi & Courtney and the Pageant Queen World War 3. Colton continues to kiss his way through the swath of women but Vee t…

Ep 2 Trending - Vee & Shari take a look at the trending topics of the week-that-was in Australia and around the world. This week game of thrones rewrites; spice girls sound issews; quit facebook campaign ; TV WEEK Logie Award nominations ; new Federal Government Cabinet appointments

Ep 3 Pageant Porkie Pies The Pageant war is warming up with Hanna B and Caelynn both opening up to the other girls about their past. A pirate themed group date gives Caelynn a chance to shine before Colton takes Elyse on a solo date to San Diego. Demi starts to flex her cray in the house and with Colton as she goes all 50 Shades of Grey with a blin…

Ep 2 Calling all cray-crays and kiss-less! If we thought the drama queens were out in Ep 1, it’s got nothing on Ep 2 as the first group date heads to the theatre for ALL THE DRAMA. Here the type A personalities run wild with the aim of impressing Colton & ultimately securing a rose. Hanna B secures the first one on one date while the group daters h…

Ep 1 The Three Hour Tour 🎶🎵 A sloth, a pageant Queen and a Cinderella walk into a mansion..... This is not the beginning of a joke this is the much anticipated first episode of The Bachelor US Season 23, starring former NFL player and Bachelorette alumni Colton Underwood. We meet so many women we can remember no ones name and for that matter neithe…

Ep 1 Trending - Vee & Shari take a look at the trending topics of the week-that-was in Australia and around the world. This week, the whole Country is salty at Queensland after largely taking the credit/blame depending on how you look at it for a very surprising outcome to the federal election. We bid a sad final farewell at the passing of former A…

Ep 13 Love me or leave me. The L word was thrown around a few times tonight but unfortunately we didn’t LOVE a lot about this double episode including the much promoted “Tell All Reunion”. Vee was unleashes on Channel 10 for their scheduling of the last week of Bach in Paradise. Perhaps because we recorded this around 11.30pm!! 😉🤣🤣. No shows from h…

Ep 12 Wake me up before you go-go For a penultimate episode this was a giant snooze-fest and almost insufferable. You know that point in a bad relationship where even the sound of the other person breathing triggers you? Viewers tonight were feeling that hard core when Alisha’s affectation finally got the best of us all. It is drawl much like Ja’mi…

Ep 11 Apologies and Exists For two gals who are not adrenaline junkies Vee and Shari love a bit of drama! As this season draws to a close, power boat rides, paddle board pashes and passing on giving roses just aren’t cutting it!!! Although it gives the girls much more time for oversharing which is just how they roll. 😉…

Ep 10 - Dial Triple Zero - we need a taser! Ivan can’t work out where it’s all gone awry. Vee thinks we all need to help him out with this but social media says “Hold my beer - we’ve got this”. We are excited to have a re-entry into the Paradise orbit, two new couples and devo to see what we thought was a cute little romance blow up before our eyes…

Ep 9 Season 2 One hostage ; One escapee With the comings and goings in Paradise you’d be forgiven for wondering which is who? After last nights Jules saga Alisha uses her white witch powers to manifest Daniel “the puppeteer” of previous Bachelor infamy as a rebound date. It works. She has forgotten all about Jules...no wait....scrap that..::stand-b…

Ep 8 Season 2 Crackpots and Copouts We are feeling dirty and disappointed 😔 While the girls in Paradise have the power of the rose this week...no one would really know this!?! Tenille is wanting to release herself from the grasp of Ivan....but doesn’t. Alex Nation wants to leave and/or play the long game and not give Bill a rose....but doesn’t. Ali…

Ep 7 Season 2 Liar, Liar board shorts on fire 🔥 Bill, Bill, Bill what the actual?!? Ivan, Ivan, Ivan what the actual?!? Jules, Jules, Jules what the actual?! That. Is. All.

Ep 6 Season 2 Dipsticks and Dead Shits Just like Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense seeing dead people....”We see dead shits” They are all around us, appear out of nowhere and we are shook! Bill could gold medal at the Olympics in lying and manipulating, Ivan and even Jules are dropping girls like hot rocks at the sight of something more appealin…

Ep 5 Season 2 Showing their cracks. Just when most of the crew seemed to be coupled up (even into more than one couple 😳) early cracks start to show - stirred up by a group date and time spent with other peeps. Cracks also came for individuals Shannon almost left Paradise, newcomer Zoe ran away from the dinner table on a date with Connor and Rachel…

Ep 4 Season 2 Girls, girls, girrrrrrrls Unless you have been under a rock this week, we all know that this ep is dedicated to Alex NATION (if we have to say her surname it is going in caps!!) and Brooke get their kiss on creating love hexagons all over paradise. Other notables in the kissing stakes were Jules and Alisha 🥰 and Brittney and newcomer …

Ep 3 Season 2 We start at the end of last nights rose ceremony with Britt doing the happy dance with her rose including poses that we can categorically say no one has ever done before and perhaps no one should do again?Cat does a runner out of paradise while Vanessa Sunshine stands and accepts her fate. Pretty much says everything you need to know …

Ep 2 Season 2 Bachelor in Paradise 2019 More entrances from Vanessa Sunshine & Alex Nation two women who we can only call by both names. Fashion low lights included Cats scrunchie & Shannon’s rose ceremony ensemble. I said love, I said pet...no. We finally got to understand the drama behind Richie and Alex’s split. It’s sad and personal and we feel…

Ep 1 Season 2 BULA!! Tonight we meet and greet with the “leftovers” from past Batchelor series including those of Sophie Monk, Ali, Ritchie and at least 5 women who dodged the Honey Badger bullet. Fashion lowlights include Shannon’s hat, Brooke’s earrings and Paddy and Bill doing a “who wore it better” with their choice of board shorts. How embarra…

Ep 41 The Final Couch-down There is literally (we mean figuratively) 100 people in this room and no, Billy you will not get to speak tonight. Nobody cares. Not even the experts. For our sins we will be punished with more wailing, sighing and handwringing by Magic Mike and Heidi. You two are toxic together and Mike and his views on females should ha…

Ep 40 Dinner Party revenge - a - palooza Smug marrieds have become smug engageds who will then become the smug marrieds for realz at some stage in the future and.......we don’t care. The swinging singles have returned either because they are contractually obligated or for The Gram. This does not include Ning who is looking for hair related cues fro…

Ep 39 : this is fucking torture. Srsly!!!!!! Which dickhead had the weapons-grade stupid idea to dedicate a whole hour and a half episode to possibly the most toxic, troublesome & torturous relationships in MAFS history????? While Vee is quietly grinning herself that she had to work and missed the episode #sorrynotsorry 🤓 😂 Shari has an existential…

Ep 38 Blindsides & Bullshitters Mark & Ning and Martha & Michael step back up to the plate tonight for the recommitment ceremony and the girls are SHOOK! No spoilers here....just press play 😉 Shari and Vee are even more shook when it became clear the most punishing couple of this whole season Magic Mike & Heidi are about to have a whole episode ded…

Ep 37 - Will they or will they?!?!......and of course they do and we know they do because....the internet. Anyhoo realising we were about to be punished for our sins and made to sit through an hour and a half of repeats and non events Shari and Vee have done their best to put lipstick on this pig of an episode and have pulled out some tasty morsels…

Ep 36 : The last Dinner Party 🥂Wednesday nights will never be the same as we can no longer look forward to a table full of drama. But shhhhh....it’s about to start. We are all relieved that Farmer Wants a Wife is watching this one from home with Baaaaabara as this week he may well have come in bare feet to continue his protests. He is now free to s…

Ep 35 : When will it end 😩 if this show was an orange, surely we have squeezed the last drops?? In the last round of dates the contrast between the smug marrieds (Jules and Cam) & new lovers (Jess and Dan) compared with Magic Mike and Heidi & Ning and Mark could not be more polar. Vee wants to sneak up behind Magic Mike and push him off the crows n…

Ep 34 The Extended Version We are starting to feel like Farmer Wants a Wife and are hostages in a show that is keeping us around waaaayyyyy to long. Highlights include a romantic treehouse getaway for Ning and Mark where literally no “romance” will be taking place and an awesome day on the water for new couple Jess and Dan who may not even wait unt…

Ep 33 - The Final Commitment Couch It’s a BIG night because we know what’s coming and want to know once and for all do the “EXPERTS” have any morals or only eyes for the ratings?! Shari and Vee agree that Heidi and Mike will have to go their seperate ways in the end and we are watching the slow unwinding of a painful coupling. We are also watching …

Ep 32 The Aftermath - we are shook! But first STOP - Cams braces need to be immediately removed and burned. Nice try Cam but...they did not escape our attention. 😎 Aaaaannnnddddd GO. Shari is so shook she has eaten a whole packet of Clinkers (fave comfort food) perhaps to blame could be Mike arriving with eyeliner or Martha totally manipulating Tam…

Ep 31 - Big nite out! Da boiz and da grls are excited to get out on the town. Tam in particular is excited to hear all the goss - especially if it’s not about her 😳😳😳....Oh pet there is gossip and how could you NOT know that your marriage is right at the centre of it?? In the face of a night that resembles the great Aussie BBQ, Shari trots out the …

Ep 30 : and what the hell is all the crying about? Oh that’s right it’s Family & Friends night! And to be honest Cam, that can be totally . . . traumatising. While Cam had all the feels tonight, Magic Mike has lost the feels and the food apparently?!? Perhaps Heidis dinner is in the same place as Farmer Wants a Wife’s thongs???? Srsly dude put some…

Ep 29 : Commitment Couch. The girls have decided this weekly episode needs a brand refresh as it hardly a ceremony 🙄🙄🙄......we decree from this day forward that Sunday night Eps will be know as Commitment Couch. Much more catchy yes?? We are glad you agree. 💯 Now...on with tonight’s episode which becomes much more about what is not discussed than w…

Dinner Party - warning ⚠️ this is a long episode but we’ve seen things have some stuff to say!! Cyclone Cyrell never went away she went out to sea, regenerated and is heading straight for the dinner party with the promise “whatever comes into my head tonight I’m gonna say” FUCK YEAH! The low ranking couples have started to commit crimes of fashion …

Ladies Week continues but we have seen something that has grabbed our attention and we are NOT happy about it. We have a vivid recollection of taking Jules bedazzled jeans, throwing them on the HATE pile and setting them alight but what do we see??!! Jules has either stolen them off the HATE pile (allegedly) OR wait for it....Jules owns a SECOND PA…

Ladies Week : Jules apartment is total #realestategoals and makes us wonder what business she’s really into 😳 We also suspect Cams trophy collection will never darken this apartments doorway even if they get married for realz. 😀Religious tattoos on Cyrells bro and Kylie Jenner’s tattoo removal from her ass only served to remind Vee there was one ta…

Commitment ceremony : first up we hear about Jules boobies 😳 Srsly??? Are we 10 year olds with a calculator in maths class? Speaking of maths, Shari would prefer “MAFS class” at least we would have a chance of passing 😉 We are starting to think Jessika with a K is a low key genius using her power of STAY to achieve pissing off Farmer Wants a Wife, …

The Dinner Party : Usually the epicentre of fashion on planet MAFS we are sad to report the fashion police had to make some arrests tonight. Farmer wants a Wife will be doing hard time for the fashion fail of shorts and double pluggers and Cams bow tie was immediately banished to our hate pile to be burned. Jessika with a K has set her sights on Da…

This ep takes reality tv waaaaayyyy too close to actual reality between the sheep shit, washing the dogs butt and Micks farts we are OVER the back door poop fest and just....STOP!!!. We are left pining for our Sydney apartment with Harbourside views, Mels’ cute designer dresses and Kylie Jenner’s pamper sessions with her dishy husband. Suddenly we …

Home town visits : Is it just us or are some of these bach pads just Air BnBs being passed off as the guys houses?? No? Just us then... And just quietly - where in the hell is Tam & Dan??? 😳 Someone lodge a missing persons report! Shari needs Jules to put away the bedazzler as Vee starts a “go fund me” page so we can evac Jessika with a K off Micks…

Tonight we learn never to write poetry for Mel (or Vee for that matter!!) and if Michael is keen for more pamper sessions and a reality TV binge fest, Shari is up for it! Commitment ceremony decisions tonight; will they Stay or Leave? The bigger question is - will we Love or Hate? 🥰😡

As our hero Rachel Zoe would say “I Die” This ep has ALL.. THE. DRAMA. Mean girls Kylie Jenner and Jessika with a K are at their mean and catty best (or worst) Farmer Wants A Wife has egg on his face and it’s not a metaphor. Like, literally egg on his face while he is trying to kiss is wife 🤮 Mel and Dino are so over they are over which is probably…

Pride and Prejudice, Four Weddings and a Funeral and Bridesmaids quotes all get a run tonight as mean girls “Jessika with a K” and Kylie Jenner with their stupid smirks shit-stir Cyrell into a Hulk-style frenzy. Now Cyrell....you need to remember when we are upset we use our words and not our hands. Nick the saint is sticking in there (just). New c…

🎶 Ding dong the witch is dead...which old witch? Ines the witch! 🎶 Cyclone Cyrell brought a house down on Ines and only her old cruddy work pumps and Supre inspired dress remain to mark Ines’ MAFS experience. Did the sun seem to shine much brighter and the birds sing more beautifully today or was that just us?!? Tonight Ines might be gone but Cam i…

D.R.A.M.A with a capital D! Not the least of which was Dino giving the gift of kangaroo scrotum. Dino - like we always say here at Love Hate Debate, if they didn’t want it then, is it really a gift? Heidi is given a mirror by Dr John who tells her to take a good hard look at herself which has Mike smirking up a storm. A few loved up couples are dot…

Dinner party : Mike and Heidi are simply devo at their ranking as the #1 most uninteresting couple continues. Lizzy has fallen into a deep depression and can’t even get fired up about her fake husbands affair - somebody order the bucket of Nutella stat!! Disappointment all round as nobody wore a hat with their ensemble so we are off to the $2 shop …