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Humans Exhaust Me

BizPaul & Phylecia Jones

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Did you ever imagine what the last couple of years would be like? Yeah, so did we. Was it what we envisioned? Er, nope. Whether it's Covid-19, war, systemic racism, politics, celebrities or the general public, there's a lot of disappointment in our veins. Come and share in our woe - it'll be therapeutic. But be warned, this is not an objective show. We have views. A LikeMind Media production
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This is a super serious podcast about living life as a person. Run by some bro named Caleb and his sidekick Jayden. New podcast every Saturday because why not? Amazing comedic podcasts about something random in every episode. There's yelling and loads of superb tangents that make lots of sense. Anyways make sure to keep listening and tell your friends. Yeah . . ....If you would like to share some topic ideas or would like to ask a question or share something else then message them here: http ...
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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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So we switching it up. We're going to be discussing kpop but we're mainly going to talk about what's really going on in the world right now. Yeah it's going to get serious but we're still going to have a good time. Stay tuned...
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Paul's been on vacation and he's come back full of the bros. Both his and Phylecia's Human's Exhaust Me moment come from bros so we dedicate this episode to them because they are precious. Support the show at https://humans-exhaust-me.captivate.fm/support A LikeMind Media productionBy BizPaul & Phylecia Jones
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Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith join Arden and the Production Team to talk Jenn's HOMETOWNS! Tinder swindlers! Fun runs! Travelling bro pants! - Arden thinks Jonathan should call her if he does not win! - Lauren thinks all of the guys are the same guy! - Rachel wants to know about the travelling bench! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omn…
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Arden's Dating Guru Mike Castle and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production team to break down the EMERALD CITY EPISODE! AI Contestants! Early Bachelor Announcements! Dry humping on pillows at the mall! - Arden thinks Jeremy might steal the whole thing! - Jacquis knows not to call his mom on camera! - Mike was fascinated…
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We say au revoir to Paris 2024 and share a couple of memories from the games. In particular, Phylecia asks WTF happened at the Breaking competition and what is Australia going to do about it? We look forward to what LA 2028 has to offer and the various games around that. Support the show at https://humans-exhaust-me.captivate.fm/support A LikeMind …
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Psych star/ ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat a day of shovelling shit at the farm with Jenn's guys! Plaid crop tops! Touchy Mullets! Oversharing! - Arden says you should wait till the THIRD date to talk about your dead dad in a cooler! - Erin had to put Vaseline in Arden's dad's hair to get …
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The UK is on fire with far-right rioting in many towns and cities. All stoked by misinformation relating to the Southport attacks. Fuelled by Elon Musk and social media commentary, there are many with questions to answer. We discuss what's going on. Plus, there's an Olympics update from Paris. CONTENT WARNING: Contains discriminatory and offensive …
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Rob brings his mom Viv to join Jess and Evan Ambrose and Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 4 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Clinking glass! Danny Zuko! Viv "Horny Patrol" Benedict! - Arden thinks every date should have people dropping from the sky behind the Bachelorette! - Rob and Evan are the same age!! - Viv thinks there…
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A bit of a chaotic episode as we discuss the Paris 2024 Olympic Games™ which kind of reflects the start of the games themselves. No, we did not make it to Tahiti. We talk: Opening ceremony and outraged Christians Upside down flags The dirty Seine Watch the show on YouTube and Spotify if you so wish. Support the show at https://humans-exhaust-me.cap…
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Jerry Trainor, Maggie Lawson and Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 3 of Jenn's season! Eye Contact! Asking questions! Grabbing Ass! - Arden was impressed when Marcus banged his helmet! - Jerry thinks Devin is the spawn of Satan! - Jacquis thinks Spencer lost the game when he admitted he was cheated on! - Maggie t…
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Well, it happened. Biden decides not to seek reelection and it looks like VP Kamala Harris has the support she needs to be the Democratic candidate against Trump. Another week full of drama and, this time, genuine excitement. In this episode we discuss the reaction and the bed wetting. Support the show at https://humans-exhaust-me.captivate.fm/supp…
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Paget, Rob and Doug join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 2 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Big Boy Pants! Melanie the snake! Star wars clothes! - Arden would watch 78 hours of Hakeem on ANY show! - Paget thinks Jenn wants to POUNCE on Sam M! - Rob thinks Sam wants to say "I want to break into your house!" - Doug wants to w…
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Just when you think the US can't get any weirder, let's throw in an assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Paul has entered the TikTok analysis and shares with Phylecia, who has avoided it at all costs. Nonetheless, she has some interesting thoughts. We also discuss the RNC - a new experience for Paul who tries to work out why each state feels the …
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Seth joins Arden and Don to break down the FIRST episode of Jenn's Bachelorette season! Balloons! Diarrhea syndrome! Bullies!! - Arden thinks Sam looks like Juan Pablo! - Seth would have figured out a way to get Jenn to drive off in his Corvette! - Don wants Jenn to run away with the swimmer! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.c…
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There is a new dawn in the UK as the Labour party win a landslide victory. We discuss how election night panned out, Paul gives his personal highlights and looks at what it means for the UK and beyond. But, BUT, we found some particularly exhausting humans this week and we start with two key examples of why this podcast is appropriate for this worl…
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The UK General Election is finally here. Will the polls be accurate? We discuss some of the likely scenarios and some of the potential surprises. *WATCH OUT FOR US DOING A LIVE ANALYSIS SHOW ON FRIDAY 5 JULY ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL* SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the United States) has issued several rulings. What do these mean for US citizens and the fut…
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We are BACK BAYBEEEEE!!!!!! Draft Picks are here for Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Jacquis Neal, Our Friend Whitney and Brendan Smith join Arden and Dr. Banana to make all the picks! THE ODDS ARE GOOD BUT THE GOODS ARE ODD!! Wide mustaches! Pet portrait photographers! Rib Tattoos! - Arden thinks they fired the ABC photographer and let Mittens …
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We're back after a few weeks hiatus (because, you know, life), which was probably at the wrong time given the amount of election stuff happening. Paul is worried about the increasingly mainstream right-wing populist noise and the potential for it to turn in to votes. As the campaign starts to reach its climax, events are starting to get wild. Even …
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UK Election news update: Sunak wants to send kids to war. US Trial news: 45 may be convicted. What he needs is a sorority. In this episode, Phylecia talks through what a sorority is and why sisters are denouncing them and their activities. What has this got to do with worshipping your husband like a god? Support the show at https://humans-exhaust-m…
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Rishi Sunak has called a general election for the UK on 4 July 2024. Join us on this special episode, as we start to cover the first UK general election since this show started. We look at the optics of the announcement and discuss the process of UK elections. This is just a lay person's interpretation of what's about to happen, but Paul is excited…
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Paul made Phylecia watch Finland's Eurovision entry before the show. She was not prepared. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nidDtyS0Wo The 2024 edition of the Eurovision Song Contest turned out to be a bit of a Euroshambles in the end with boycotts, disqualification, booing and a suggestion of dodgy televoting. This modern day propagand…
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UK Labour's victory in the local elections pretty much guarantees there's no general election any time soon. We get a HEM bookclub update from Phylecia on the new cold wars at play and learn more about what's happening that we don't know about. We also worry that Phylecia is being sucked into a deep hole from which she will not emerge. What's this …
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The Irish are trying to send migrants back to the UK. Rishi is playing games with the electorate: will he or won't he call an election for July? Hurry up, Rishi, Paul is waiting! Phylecia is a bookworm and is scaring herself with knowledge about official secrets and what we're not being told - step away from the conspiracy theories! What are nefari…
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Paul's been away being an influencer. We discuss age difference in the approach. Hair update: Paul is definitely going to buy a silk bonnet, but shock news from Phylecia. And, with an impending ban on TikTok in the US, we discuss the impact on people's lives and livelihoods. **PLEASE NOMINATE US FOR A PODCAST AWARD** It would mean the world to us t…
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This may be Paul's last episode as his health app suggests he may die soon. Iran fires drones and missiles at Israel and the world watches live as it unfolds. Except Phylecia who was unaware. We comments on Iran's strategy. Phylecia was at a travel conference and learned much about travel influencers and whether they are able to generate the income…
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Bachelor Stars Aaron Clancy, Logan Seagull, Aaron Bryant and Tyler Norris! And WYATR royalty Jacquis Neal, Jess Ambrose, Our Friend Whitney and Dr. Banana join Arden for a LIVE EXTRAVAGANZA AT Mic Drop Comedy in San Diego!!! Who will win the contest of the biggest BRO of all?? Who will let Arden execute her dreams of doing the Bachelorette run and …
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North America experiences a total solar eclipse. What was your experience and why was it underwhelming. Does this mean the new world order is now commencing and why did it not commence at the last solar eclipse. Paul travels by bus and experiences feral kids. Plus, we discuss whether AI is living up to the claim that it will make us all more produc…
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We discuss Die With Zero by Bill Perkins, a book about spending your wealth while you're alive. Our main topic of this episode is family IT support. Are you the member of the family (or friendship group) that is always called upon to provide IT support no matter what you do for a living. Are you relatives confused by what your profession is, but be…
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Bachelor of the Year Rob Benedict returns with the Captain Doug Benson to break down Joey's Season Finale! Keyholes! Shot O'Clock! Anna channels PAOLOOOOOOO!!!! - Arden feels like Daisy had the Bachelorette audition of a lifetime! - Rob was wondering if Joey's mom had a few Chards? - Doug was excited to talk about bathing suits! All that plus......…
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Because no one is a responsible adult anymore, everyone is blaming others for what's going on. Russia blames a combination of Ukraine, the US and the UK for the Moscow terrorist attack. The UK blames China for cyber-everything and, of course, DEI is the cause of everything (side-eye). Support the show at https://humans-exhaust-me.captivate.fm/suppo…
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Jacquis Neal and Tess Barker are BACK to chat WOMEN TELL ALL! ANDDDDDDDDD All things Kate Middleton!! AI princess! Maria trying for Bachelorette! A Royal Flush of Aarons! - Arden gives voice to the Whitney Hive Missing Ring Theory! - Jacquis would have been getting DOWN after the Kelsey letter- not POUTING! - Tess thinks Rachel gave the BJ of her L…
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The Kate conundrum is over with a 'video' purporting to be from the farm shop Will and Kate frequent when they want a tiger loaf. Like it will stop the speculation. Paul is annoyed that it's killed the vibe. In an exemplary demonstration of how democracy could work, Putin has been re-elected for another six-year term. The IOC are not happy that he'…
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Sorry, y'all, Paul went to see Phylecia in Arizona and we didn't record a show - we were having too much fun! We hadn't seen each other in four years. While over in the US, Paul forced Phylecia and her husband to watch the State of the Union address and the Republican rebuttal - quite the experience for all concerned. Katie Britt, the chosen rebutt…
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Bachelor Superstar Wells Adams and Alcoholocaust Impresario Jim Jefferies join Arden and the Production Team to break down FANTASY SUITES! AI hackers!! Cenote injuries! Sea Hags! - Arden thinks they sabotaged Kelsey so they can keep her for Bachelorette! - Wells is the source of news for all things Paradise! - Jim thinks Kelsey looks like a good sw…
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Platonic Life Partner and The Pod Captain Erin Foley and Doug Benson join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joey's HOMETOWNS!! Nice Dads! Nip Slips! Rancho Cucamonga! - Arden AND Erin AND Jim all think Kelsey's dad should be the Golden Bachelor! - Erin wants to see Arden on Wellbutrin! - Doug thinks ALL of the families are Kelsey's family…
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Whitney Hive rise up! Whitney and Brendan are BACK to break down the Canada episode of the Bachelor! Cold Plunges! Typical Canadians! Self Doubt! - Arden does NOT want to drink Elk Milk! - Whitney thinks that Joey needs more Champion Energy! - Brendan thinks Maria would be great for Bachelor Silverlake! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! See o…
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Content Warning: we briefly discuss Aaron Bushnell's self immolation and reaction to it. Do you need to know what racism is? You're in luck, '30p Lee' Anderson has helped us define it. Trump is doing the same. Trad wives are getting divorced and they don't know what to do, except post about it on TikTok. We also discuss the phenomenon that is Reesa…
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THE BACHELORETTE Katie Thurston and The Bachelorette of our hearts Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to discuss Joey's Canada date!! Jesse speaks French! Wet blanket group dates! Bro-Diego!! - Arden loves an activity but Cirque is too much! - Katie thinks Maria is giving big Bachelorette energy! - Erin perked up at the idea of going on …
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Alexei Navalny is dead. X has already blocked his wife. It raises the question: who is rooting for Putin? Harry Styles has a new hairline. LA is expensive - how do people date? Maybe you need to be romantically involved with more than one person just to split the bill in more ways. A LikeMind Media production.…
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Jess and Evan Ambrose (hosts of Your Mom and Dad Podcast) join Arden and the production team to break down part two of Malta!!! Gen Z confidence! About to Trip into Falling into Liking him! Mother aka MOM!!! - Arden thinks Joey NEEDS her spunk! - Jess wants Leia's fashion approval!!! - Evan wants to fall into "Dada's Arms" of one of the contestants…
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Birthday boy Jim Jefferies and Gareth Reynolds join Arden and the production team to break down the Malta 2 on 1!!!! Sexy Canadians! Feeling Seen! Wheels of Sausage! - Arden wants to be the co-bartender of BIP with Jim! - Jim wants to show off his gorgeous hands to the world (but he needs to hide that pesky wedding ring)! - Gareth has Endo-Me-Tri-Y…
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King Charles has cancer. We wish him well, but the media coverage is insane. Was it Meghan? Did Baba Vanga predict this? Hmm. In this episode, we talk tattoos. Do you have one? Would you get one? Where? Let's discuss. Support the show at https://humans-exhaust-me.captivate.fm/support A LikeMind Media production…
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NYC BABYYYYY!! Arden is back in NYC with fan faves Seth Herzog and Jordan Carlos! Funky Cold Medina! Edwina as the moral compass! Fried Chicken Pool Parties! - Arden is BLOWN AWAY by the drone display that Joey and Jenn ignore!! - Seth can't believe how bad of a surfer Jenn is! - Jordan thinks Joey seems Poly! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK…
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Wow!!! One for the record books! Dracula AND The Sentinel (aka Gareth Reynolds and Jerry Trainor) meet for the first time ever and make a SUPERNOVA. JERRRYTH! SISTERSSSSS!!!! HAMSTER PEELS! - Arden can NOT get it together throughout the WHOLLLLLE thing! - Gareth is trying DESPERATELY to get signed by Jerry's Talent Agency OVERBOARD (***they only do…
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By the time you see this, retaliation for the attack on a US military base may have happened. We don't know what's going on either, so we're waiting to see what happens next. Meanwhile, we talk through Northern Ireland's government, and the prospect of a republican First Minister. It seems crazy to think that a few decades earlier the UK population…
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Jerry Trainor is BACK as the BORN AGAIN ROOKIE OF THE YEAR as we break down the season premiere of JOEY'S SEASON!!! Jerry meets our friend Whitney!!!! Horny girls club! How we DOIN'???! Philly sisters!!! - Arden wants to know how Jesse Palmer stays 44 forever! - Jerry thinks that HORNY is going to win in the end! - Whitney would have burned the env…
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Trump is a dead cert for the GOP nomination - but what happens if the other candidates drop out and he then goes to jail? The British are being told to get ready for war, and they need to find 45,000 people to sign up to fight. The British are timing their fights with the Houthis to coincide with bad news from the UK Government. It's 1939. Find out…
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Live from the Gateway Theater at the San Francisco Sketchfest Arden and Dr. Banana do a DRAFT PICK for Joey's season with Brayden Bowers, Erin Foley, Jacquis Neal, Doug Benson, and our friend Lori! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts
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Well that escalated quickly. Following last episode's predictions, we already have one checked off. With the US and UK missile strikes against the Houthi (who are hard AF), the region for conflict has definitely grown. The UK Ministry of Defence is telling its citizens to prepare for war within the next five years. Get ready, folks. With Trump's ec…
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Happy New Year dear listener/viewer! In the last episode, we reviewed our 2023 bingo card. Now we're looking ahead to 2024 (with trepidation) and give our predictions on what this year will bring. It's not all doom and gloom - a bit of fun! Tell us your predictions! Support the show at https://humans-exhaust-me.captivate.fm/support A LikeMind Media…
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