I’m not talking about Jaws. Though, that would be an example. 0:00 – I’m playing a LOT of RPGs simultaneously. Progress is slow. So let’s talk about how much I’m just not that into Tears of the Kingdom! 32:07 – Hays Code got your movie down? Fear not; Barbara Stanwyck will save it! 43:24 – ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 365 – The B…

I’m in doubt. 0:00 – Remember that animated Gremlins show that came out last year? It’s pretty good! 6:15 – I’m a big ‘ol dork for Ghostbusters. I’m afraid to see the new movie because it looks… not very good. 35:12 – If The Acolyte, the new Star Wars show, is about stabbing Jedi, I ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 364 – When In Doub…

I watched a movie. Then I watched its sequels. 0:00 – Warner Bros. really wants Live Service games to work 37:03 – Argylle’s marketing left me cold but its social media haters piqued my interest! 44:01 – I watched the first three Nemesis movies and I have thoughts! If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain E…

I watched a movie. Then I watched its sequels. 0:00 – Warner Bros. really wants Live Service games to work 37:03 – Argylle’s marketing left me cold but its social media haters piqued my interest! 44:01 – I watched the first three Nemesis movies and I have thoughts! If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain E…

Wanna see something utterly underwhelming? 0:00 – Every month I treat myself to sushi. So I bought my own reusable chopsticks! 8:25 – I played The Room. It’s pretty cool! 12:12 – I watched Aquaman 2. It’s pretty cool! 21:20 – Honestly? I think “Ghostbusters: Frozen Summer” is a better title. 24:38 – Publishers’ ability ... Continue reading ‘Molehil…

I’ve seen things. 0:00 – So, I played a few video game demos this week 33:02 – So, I watched a few movies this week If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes. Molehill Mountain streams live ... Continue reading ‘Molehill …

Let’s read through a legal document. That’ll be fun, right? 0:00 – So, about my federal tax refund… 2:08 – Carano’s legal complaint reads like it was written by a fourteen-year-old. Let’s have a laugh, shall we? If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you ... Continue r…

Just what the heck does an extra $40 get you in Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth? 0:00 – the Resident Evil 4 remake is good but I think the original works better overall 43:31 – Sega is being REALLY crappy with how it’s selling Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 357 –…

Last year I saw Christmas cookies shaped like cat butts. 0:00 – Delicious in Dungeon’s first episode didn’t do it for me 15:33 – I played Cookie Cutter. A bit of low-budget jank here and there but otherwise pretty fun! 32:12 – Demos should be free and the Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth is no ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 356 – A C…

I failed Christmas. Again. 0:00 – I don’t know how my sister manages to get presents to me before Christmas but it’s a feat I can’t seem to manage 8:05 – The Nutcracker and the Four Realms is not a good movie but I kind of love it anyway 33:05 – I watched The Christmas ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 355 – Merry Christmas Eve Eve’ »…

They say you never do. I guess mine must not have been that notable. 0:00 – I like Christmas displays and the White House managed to do something nifty this year 20:31 – The Sacrifice Game is a Christmas movie. No, really! 28:33 – Christmas In Connecticut is a Christmas movie. No, really! 34:32 – ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 354 …

A holiday mood. 0:00 – After receiving an avalanche of spam calls, they suddenly stopped 6:50 – The art for this year’s art raffle winner is revealed! 9:26 – Skinamarink is only the fourth movie a couldn’t sit through 18:01 – I watched It’s a Wonderful Knife. It’s like It’s a Wonderful Life, but a ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 353…

Let’s talk movies! 0:00 – My first experiences with anime 14:15 – I watched the first 10 minutes of Five Nights At Freddy’s and came away pretty impressed! 26:08 – I watched Christmas movies The Naughty Nine and Candy Cane Lane. One was pretty good, the other? Not so much… 52:38 – I went to ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 352 – Baby…

YouTube’s just trying to help. 0:00 – If I’d known the Scott Pilgrim Netflix cartoon wasn’t a straight adaptation of the movie, I’d have watched it earlier. 23:04 – Whatever the gender, Silver Surfer should be naked! 34:03 – The Invincible cartoon is better than the book. Like, a LOT better! 45:00 – From OB-GYN ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mounta…

A Legend of Zelda movie isn’t surprising. A live-action Zelda movie? Okay, that was unexpected. 0:00 – I forgot to eat the spicy kimchi during the marathon. Oops, better late than never! 15:38 – Wait, the Legend of Zelda movie is going to be live-action rather then animated? Huh, well how about that? 18:25 – ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain …

Hello. My name is Andrew. And I use an ad blocker. 0:00 – Who blocks the ad blockers? 33:26 – The Extra Life marathon is next weekend! 54:08 – I watched the first few episodes of Undead Unluck. I have thoughts. If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 349 –…

I may have resisted the urge to reply to it, but that won’t stop me from ranting about it. 0:00 – I continue to be unkind to Corridor Crew because they continue to lie about what they’re doing 13:28 – I found it. The DUMBEST Facebook post 46:10 – And then the podcast devolves into ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 348 – Dumbest Facebo…

YouTube’s unhelpful. Disney is incompetent. 0:00 – Talking about the NES version of TMNT for some reason 7:01 – The Dragon Quest Treasures demo is weird 29:30 – YouTube customer support is unhelpful 52:56 – Disney Plus has the most incompetent customer support I’ve ever seen 1:01:40 – Well, The Mask comic is quite different ... Continue reading ‘Mo…

Who’s feeding Sabine’s space cat?!!! 0:00 – I thought I could film a short video without being interrupted by phone calls and door knocks. I thought wrong. 5:31 – I couldn’t unmute myself on a Zoom call because my wireless mouse’s batteries died! 8:11 – Continued laundry room shenanigans at my apartment complex 21:50 – ... Continue reading ‘Molehil…

It’s not the delay, it’s the dishonesty. 0:00 – A brief discussion of Castlevania: Nocturne 4:35 – UPS lied and blamed me for its failure to deliver my package 1:03:58 – I finally beat Baten Kaitos and it only took two decades! If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Ep…

Unlike Fran Seeker… 0:00 – I took too many drugs 3:08 – Did Unity do that thing where they purposefully introduce an obnoxious idea so that the less obnoxious one will be more palatable? 10:56 – Embracer Group is bad at business 18:52 – I finally beat a boss I’ve been stuck on for years! ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 344 – Persist…

Yes, I know everyone with relevant expertise is telling me it’s a bad idea. I’m sure they’re just all wrong. 0:00 – I don’t think Ahsoka is very good. In fact, I think it may be the worst 9:20 – I don’t think Elemental is very good 27:02 – Unity shot itself in the foot. ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 343 – How Can My Ideas Be Bad? …

We agree we’re being menaced by a giant, angry shark. Do we really need to argue about its origins? 0:00 – Yoko Taro and Jem and the Holograms comics 5:03 – Ahsoka isn’t good but it has an interesting idea that I doubt it will capitalize on! 9:48 – Maybe don’t concern yourself with the ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 342 – Prioritie…

I’m Steven from Health Benefits! 0:00 – Homemade orange cream soda! 4:56 – Scammers don’t know how to scam 20:52 – I don’t think Ahsoka is very good 52:20 – Amazon advertised its new Fallout show with terrible AI art 55:08 – Corridor Crew’s Rock, Paper, Scissors anime’s AI rotoscoping is unmitigated crap If you ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mounta…

I don’t need glasses to see what you’re doing, Ai. 0:00 – The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses is trying new things and they’re not working! 19:04 – Benny Bear, a stuffed toy as old as I am 24:48 – Episode 4 of Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead suffers a tonal misstep ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 340 – The Girl I Like Forgot Her Gla…

I will ignore this lesson and continue eating junk food. 0:00 – The titular fruit sour fiasco 6:59 – Is Lost Legacy the BEST Uncharted game? The next topic was intended to be a discussion of the recently concluded Secret Invasion but I end up yammering mostly about anime for the rest of the show. ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 339 …

The English language does not have the vocabulary to adequately describe how much I despise the combat in Uncharted 4. No timestamps this week because, believe it or not, I manage to spend the entire hour yammering about the Uncharted games, with a side of Tomb Raider. If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill ... Continue reading ‘Molehi…

An experience most people my age first had decades ago. 0:00 – The harrowing story of my first bee sting 15:00 – I didn’t much care for Once Upon a Time in China 20:05 – The Orphan movies are worth a watch! 24:45 – I LOVED Three Thousand Years of Longing! Mostly. 28:07 – My ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 337 – First Time For Everyt…

Six months in, how am I doing? 0:00 – When you need to do laundry but life will give you no quarter 17:17 – Halfway through 2023, how am I doing on my New Year’s Resolutions? 36:59 – I was a bit soft on Breath of the Wild; what do I think of Tears of ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 336 – New Year’s Resolutions Progress Report’ »…

Has anyone done a wellness check on Retro Studios? 0:00 – All about this week’s Nintendo Direct 46:26 – All about Secret Invasion’s AI art intro 59:02 – A little about The Purge and Evil Dead movies If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you ... Continue reading ‘Moleh…

All the games that caught my interest. No timestamps this week as I just spend the hour talking about the various video games that caught my attention for one reason or another. If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of ... Continue reading…

Do you miss it? Did you even notice it was gone? No timestamps this week as I just spend the hour talking about the various video game pressers I watched and any upcoming titles I found interesting. If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you ... Continue reading ‘Moleh…

Will Google miss us when we die? 0:00 – Turns out, COVID tests don’t last forever 4:00 – Someone mistook my weight vest for a bulletproof vest. 10:48 – Google seems to think deleting accounts after two years of inactivity is a good idea; clearly hasn’t thought this through. Or has and doesn’t care 16:40 ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episo…

Is the algorithm even DUMBER than we thought? 0:00 – Facebook keeps populating my feed with some woman dancing in her undies and I’m not sure why 4:30 – Does YouTube consider blocking a channel as engagement to justify recommending similar content? 14:55 – I have Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom but I haven’t played ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mounta…

What do I think will happen next in Trails From Zero? 0:00 – The laundry room in my apartment complex has been decommissioned 3:53 – The dumbest scam I’ve ever heard 8:40 – All the Trails From Zero predictions that are fit for print! If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episod…

Of course I think I know best! 0:00 – Some woman got trapped in my apartment complex 8:44 – Old man yells at YouTube channel surfers 34:10 – Metroid eggs for breakfast 39:15 – Which Resident Evil should Capcom remake next? 48:02 – I saw a new anime! If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 329 – Imp…

The Mandalorian done got weird. 0:00 – Top takeaways from the penultimate episode of The Mandalorian 24:17 – There’s a new Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom trailer and I watched it! It still looks neat. 39:16 – The Marvels dropped a trailer and it looks neat! 45:49 – I saw the Super Mario movie and ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 328 – C…

I don’t have to have seen the Super Mario Bros. Movie to have opinions about it! 0:00 – The Super Mario Bros. Movie and how Rotten Tomatoes works 26:58 – Bigoted dipshits are angry at beer they can’t buy 42:29 – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis isn’t just a nasty bigot, he’s also an enormous moron ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 327 – …

Consecutive 1s are how I roll. 0:00 – I want the Young Jedi Adventures kids to die horribly 8:24 – The Wii U eShop is gone and Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black water never once went on sale 13:50 – Tears of the Kingdom looks neat! 26:55 – My search for my next favorite game ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 326 – Lady Luck Gave Me the Fin…

It’s been a bit of a week. 0:00 – My hard drive done died. 26:08 – I don’t think No More Heroes III is very good. If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes. Molehill Mountain streams ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountai…

Be more like Andor. No, not like THAT!!! 0:00 – The Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken trailer found a new way to annoy me! 17:02 – Willow isn’t guaranteed a second season, but it ain’t cancelled either! 24:05 – It took me two days to sit through Teen Titans Go! to the movies 40:08 – I ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 324 – Baby Yoda’s Cut…

Mmm, Mario. Your boots are so big! 0:00 – Window PAIN. 20:55 – The world can’t get enough of Mario’s iconic… boots? 35:15 – It’s Demo Day! Resident Evil 4 Remake, Sea of Stars, and Bayonetta Origins If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you ... Continue reading ‘Moleh…

30 hours to completion my butt, HowLongToBeat! 0:00 – The copyright owner of Roald Dahl’s books made some edits. Again. Like they’ve been doing for decades, as is standard practice in the industry. Heck, even Dahl himself made changes to the earliest editions. 47:25 – Some porn website emailed me a survey during the podcast. ... Continue reading ‘M…

Not even a name change will stop Americans from pronouncing it incorrectly. 0:00 – It’s pronounced, Yakuza. Not Yakuza. Yakuza! 49:55 – I finally saw Nekromantik, the romantic tale of a couple who diddle dead folks. It’s not very good. Surprise! If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video ... Continue readi…

Oh hey, I remember Level 5! No timestamps this week. It’s just an entire show talking about Nintendo and its recent Nintendo Direct presentation. If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you can watch the video replay on YouTube. Alternatively, you can catch audio versions of the show on iTunes. Molehill Mountain streams live a…

Not much shorter, but shorter. Maybe. 0:00 – AI: The Somnium Files vs Person 5. Better pacing vs better gameplay. Who wins? 34:01 – Some new DC movies and TV shows were announced. Would you be surprised to learn I have opinions and I’m not shy about sharing them? If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episod…

Getting to the bottom of the candy controversy. With science! 0:00 – Robocop and other R-rated properties adapted to cartoons for children 14:35 – I was hoping it would get better but sadly, Velma got worse 20:39 – You don’t get disability benefits when you’re dead 26:40 – NVIDIA Eye Contact effect is dumb and ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountai…

Good news: Half the jokes are really funny! Bad news: Half the jokes really aren’t. 1:25 – I bought a new weight vest. It’s show and tell time! 19:18 – Velma isn’t all bad. But it’s not very good either. Let’s spend the next 90 minutes talking about that! If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mountain Episode 317 – …

After I completed Chapter 3 of the first Trails in the Sky game, I made a bunch of predictions on how the story and characters would turn out. Now that I’ve finished the trilogy, let’s see how I did! Watch the prediction video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeCAhm7CIho If you missed Saturday’s live broadcast of Molehill Mountain, you ... Con…

I watched the final of the three Columbia Pictures Sinbad movies and… hoo boy. 0:30 – Chainsaw Man. I don’t like Chainsaw Man. Even through he’s a man with a chainsaw 10:34 – Sinbad is bad. Fascinatingly bad. Specifically the third Sinbad film from Columbia Pictures 48:30 – My video game resolution for 2023! If ... Continue reading ‘Molehill Mounta…