Want to know what Eamonn and Ben have been up to in the privacy of their toilet houses? Why, they’ve been watching films of course! Join a couple of knackered, old dads, as they discuss movies they’re not allowed to watch with their kids… in a roundabout way!
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Eamonn and Ben are back - older and definitely dumber - for a chat about Alien: Romulus! Is it worthy of the original classics or does it crash and burn like the later entires in the franchise? And there are a load of celebrity guests of course! We’ve got James Cameron’s hot take on the movie, Donald Trump’s unexpected podcast endorsement and an in…
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In which Eamonn and Ben struggle through the universally panned, Blade Trinity. Eamonn faces inner turmoil, Ben takes a joke too far, there are letters from angry Plymouthians and they promise the next episode will be better. “Haven’t you read Stoker’s fable?”By Ben and Eamonn
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Uh? In this episode Eamonn and Ben get ever so Scottish with 80s fantasy classic, Highlander! There's more chat about Gladiators, shocking events in their hometown and a Summarwee battle to the death! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!By Ben and Eamonn
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Eamonn and Ben return from their Winter break with a nice chat about Saltburn! There’re letters from some huge celebrities, thoughts on the new Gladiators TV show, dental hygiene tips and the most middle class Top 5 you’ll ever hear. "This is nice, mate!" Does anyone read the episode description? If they did I'd write something about our Patreon an…
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72. Miami Vice (Punching Up with Jim Ross)
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Eamonn and Ben celebrate the festive season by watching Michael Mann’s Miami Vice (2006)! Ho, ho, ho? There’s a lot of Jim Ross talk, a really boring Top 5 and the greatest pic n’ mix sweet of all time. “I'm a fiend for mojitos.”By Ben and Eamonn
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71. The Killer (no consequences to a whiskey flight)
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Eamonn and Ben get hostile as they disagree on David Fincher's latest, The Killer (2023)! They also get unusually political, come up with a new job for the sultry Masterchef narrator and discuss playlists for professional killers. "Empathy is weakness."By Ben and Eamonn
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In this episode Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on Scorsese’s latest, Killers of the Flower Moon. There’s a letter from a controversial public figure, more excellent Pic n’ Mix chat and a whole lot of talk about the heights of your favourite actors. “He is saving you, DUMB BOY!”By Ben and Eamonn
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Eamonn and Ben check out David Gordon Green's latest attempt at resurrecting a beloved horror franchise, The Exorcist: Believer! There are also letters from podcast nemesis Josh Widdicombe and director Steven Spielberg, in-depth pic 'N' mix reviews, and really irritating kids. "THE BODY AND THE BLOOD!" Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmso…
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Eamonn and Ben wrap up their Expendables marathon with... The Expend4bles! They recount their joyous trip into central London to watch the film together and eat lots of pic ’N’ mix. Plus there’re letters from one really famous person and one not-so-famous person, Eamonn comes up with some great ideas to fix the franchise and Ben gets hassled in the…
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What better what to celebrate the third part of their Expendables Marathon, than by watching... THE EXPENDABLES 3! Ben and Eamonn check out, what is widely considered to be, the worst film in the franchise for the first time, and you may be surprised by their reaction! Plus there's some in-depth Pic 'N' Mix chat, a failed attempted at gaining more …
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66. The Expendables 2 (drum roll, please)
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After a rocky start, The Expendables marathon continues with... The Expendables 2! Ben and Eamonn introduce a new ‘Pic ’N’ Mix’ based feature, think about their mercenary character traits and compete in an unexpected Top 5 challenge, whilst laughing. A lot. “Turn around, sheep.” Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet so we can afford…
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The Expendables marathon begins with... The Expendables! In this explosive episode, Ben tells us more than we want to know about his trip to Florida, Eamonn wins are argument about The Greatest Showman and they share some terrific ideas for Jason Statham's head tattoo. "Your lucky ring stinks!" Please support our Patreon at linktr.ee/filmsontoilet …
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64. Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (Ricky)
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Hold onto your hats, because Eamonn is back on the mic to review Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One! Ben quizzes him about his stint in Comedy Prison, they break the story of the next Mission Impossible film (featuring eagles and nunchucks) and Eamonn tries to sort out the mess that was made in his absence! "He's a mind-reading, shape-shi…
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63. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny featuring Raph!
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Ben is joined by his old, school friend Raph to dig into James Mangold’s Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Having just returned from a scorching weekend at Glastonbury, Raph shares his survival secrets, Ben prepares to be insulted by a celebrity chef, and Chat GPT dishes out some trivia questions for pretentious cinephiles! “Everything hurts.”…
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62. Extraction 2 (pulling and all-nighter for the Dow Jones)
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With the London Action Film Festival around the corner, Ben gets all excited and shares his enthusiasm for Netflix action thriller, Extraction 2 - all on his own! In this solo extravaganza, Ben looks forward to a call from Chris Hemsworth, brainstorms ideas for toilet-based events and goes up against Chat GPT for a top 5 challenge! "Is that dog wea…
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61. The Loved Ones featuring Extreme Horror Replay!
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In which Ben is joined by the hosts of the Extreme Horror Replay Podcast, Nancy and Big Ben, to share their thoughts on Australian horror, The Loved Ones (2009). Big Ben tells us all about his doll collection, Nancy embraces British culture and they tackle some tricky trivia questions! "The trick is not to go too far. Just enough to break through t…
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In which Ben and guest host, Alex Robson, get stuck into James Wan’s Malignant. They hatch a plan to continue the franchise with a sure-fire hit sequel, Ben shares an exclusive track from Arnold Schwarzenegger's new album, and Alex stumbles upon a Disco Toilet. “Time to cut out the cancer…”By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben check out Marvel’s latest, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. Ben traumatises his children, they seriously consider taking a global superstar to court, and Eamonn gets into some serious trouble. "Let's give the galaxy something to remember us by."By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Ben subjects Eamonn to horror sequel, Evil Dead Rise. They receive some correspondence from some very important people, Eamonn hopes someone will return his stolen jacket and Ben shares the short-range toplines. “Mommy’s with the maggots now.”By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by their old school friend, Foz, to chat about mind-bending sci-fi thriller, Infinity Pool. Eamonn looks forward to King Charles’ coronation, Ben tells us about a holiday challenge that almost killed him, and they receive some feedback from CHAT GPT. “He is a spineless worm and a bed wetter and he'd sell his own m…
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In which Eamonn and Ben disagree about John Wick 4. They receive a couple of letters from British icons, Eamonn locks down a new sponsorship deal and they clean up the Tank of Glory. "I am Klaus."By Ben and Eamonn
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55. Train to Busan featuring Will and Alex Robson!
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In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by regular guest, Alex Robson, and his comic-book artist brother, Will Robson, for a chat about the South Korean, zombie extravaganza, Train to Busan! Will chats about his Kickstarter comic book 'Outbreaks', they share the zombified celebrity they'd most like to keep in their basements and there's a letter from an…
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In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the latest instalment of the Rocky franchise, Creed 3. They share their favourite pic n mix cramming strategies, Eamonn expresses his true feelings about Ben and there’s a surprising addition to the Tank of Glory… “I brought you into my home, bro!” PLEASE SUPPORT OUR PATREON https://linktr.ee/filmsontoilet (we’ll be …
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In which Eamonn and Ben jump back on the hosting saddle for a chat about Cocaine Bear! They hatch a plan to dethrone Logan Paul and KSI from their drink-throne, Eamonn gives some sage advice to a struggling comedian and Ben receives another letter from his favourite actor. "Apex predator, high on cocaine, out of its mind." PLEASE SUPPORT OUR PODCAS…
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52. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (Bugle hat)
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In which Eamonn and Ben hop back on the host saddle to review Marvel's latest, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. Ben tells us all about his disastrous Valentine's Day, Eamonn receives an unexpected letter and they get in a really long argument about crisps. "You're out of your league, Ant-Man." Sign up to our Patreon to support our podcast, please…
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51. Knock at the Cabin (Ben and Eamonn are dead)
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Join your new hosts Alex Robson (Spider-Man the Animated Series Podcast, Batman the Animated Series Podcast) and Big Ben (Extreme Horror Replay Podcast) as they chat about M. Night Shyamalan’s latest, Knock at the Cabin and reflect on the gruesome deaths of former hosts, Ben and Eamonn. "My heart is broken because of what I have to do today."…
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50. Avatar: Way of Water (big, big, big, big)
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In which Eamonn and Ben celebrate their 50th episode by watching the highly anticipated sequel to the highest-grossing movie of all time, Avatar: Way of Water, and interviewing the film’s director, JAMES CAMERON! Ben also receives an exclusive track from Big Turkey Neck, Eamonn discovers a violent Christmas loophole and a bunch of special guests ge…
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49. The Banshees of Inisherin (the gravel)
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In which Eamonn and Ben question their friendship after watching Martin McDonagh's The Banshees of Inisherin. Eamonn shares his favourite road, Ben has an epiphany and there's a shocking turn of events when the fate of this week's film is decided... "Maybe, he just doesn't like you anymore."By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben celebrate Halloween with horror reboot, Hellraiser (2022). Eamonn gets in a strop about his favourite drink, Ben continues to stoke the flames of beef with a celebrity chef and they make plans for next Halloween’s podcast. “So, if I solve it, do I get a prize?”By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben take a look at Walter Hill's action-thriller, Trespass (1992). Eamonn details the fallout from his attempts at starting beef with Ric Flair, Ben fondly remembers a cereal mascot from his childhood and there's another, particularly loaded, argument over this week's top 5. "I am a businessman. These are my associates..."…
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In which Eamonn and Ben critique 90's crime-drama, Copland. They share their thoughts on recent Royal events, Ben does an impression that's never been done before and Eamonn comes up with a unique way to avoid conflict. "Oh my god! He jumped!"By Ben and Eamonn
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45. Big Trouble in Little China (arms on the ceiling)
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In which Eamonn and Ben revisit John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China. They debate the funniest place to punch someone, Eamonn gets backed into a corner and Ben mostly talks about his family's failed trip to Paris. "I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things..."…
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In which Eamonn and Ben take a look at the recent Predator prequel, Prey. Eamonn enjoys a long, cool drink of squash, Ben shares the ultimate hangover cure and they discuss the imaginative ways in which they'd use Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet. "I'm smarter than a beaver..."By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben review Netflix, action thriller, The Gray Man. Eamonn warns Ben about an unexpected intrusion, Ben causes a lot of trouble on a plane and they almost call it quits over a BRAND NEW FEATURE! "There's an upside to sleeping so close to your toilet."By Ben and Eamonn
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42. Thor: Love and Thunder (heavy bertation)
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In which covid-ridden Eamonn and Ben muster up the strength to share their thoughts on Thor: Love and Thunder. There's coughing, confusion and lots of nonsensical rambling that's even more bizarre than usual. Good luck. "My superhero-ing days are over."By Ben and Eamonn
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41. Spiderhead featuring Mid-Mitten R/C Ben!
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In which Eamonn and Ben chat to another Ben about the Netflix sci-fi thriller, Spiderhead. They break down what it takes to be a billionaire, Ben buries something in his garden in the early hours of the morning and Eamonn plans a couple of new podcasts with some surprise guests. “You cool to drive?”By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben experience high-octane action sequel, Top Gun: Maverick. They work out who the real bad guys behind that unsanctioned uranium enrichment plant were, Eamonn comes up with a 'respectful' way to shoehorn old Kelly McGillis into the movie and Ben shares a letter he received from a really nice guy. "You think up there, you're dea…
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39. Terminator: Dark Fate featuring Alex Robson!
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In which Eamonn and Ben are joined, once again, by host of the ‘Spider-Man The Animated Series’ podcast, Alex Robson, to share their thoughts on Terminator: Dark Fate. They wonder what life would be like for a future saviour of the human resistance, Eamonn discovers an alarming Brazilian rite of passage and Ben ruins a joke. “I won’t be back.”…
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In which Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on the film the brought us 'Gun Kata' - Equilibrium. They receive letters from a couple of tough guys, Eamonn has a snack and Ben looks for a new dentist. "A nearly unforgivable lapse, Cleric."By Ben and Eamonn
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37. Rambo (a violent film is very violent)
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In which Eamonn and Ben get stuck in to Sylvester Stallone's hyper-violent sequel, Rambo (2008). They receive letters from a fairly angry comedian and a really angry film director, weigh up whether Ben should ever apologise to anyone, and Eamonn attempts to answer an important philosophical question. "And what is?"…
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In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by digital artist, Tales, to revisit Kathryn Bigalow's action classic, Point Break! They unearth a shocking recording from the set of Michael Bay's latest movie, weigh up Eamonn's chances against UFC heavyweights and share their disdain for theatre. "You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son?"…
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In which Eamonn and Ben go to town on Michael Bay's latest effort, Ambulance. They share their thoughts on that thing that happened at the Oscars, Eamonn has another argument with his wife and Ben loses the will to live. "MASSIVE BANK ROBBERY DTLA"By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben discuss the Nic Cage-starring, 90s action-thriller, Con Air. Eamonn builds himself a shed, Ben has sound problems and they come up with some nicknames to use in prison. “Make a move and the bunny gets it.”By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben share their thoughts on The Batman. Eamonn is thrust into a life-threatening situation, an underage Ben sports a foolproof disguise and they share some secret audio recordings from a podcast rivals' new show. "C'mon Vengeance, let's get into some trouble."By Ben and Eamonn
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32. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (no one likes getting eaten by a bear)
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In which Eamonn and Ben have a good old chinwag about Netflix’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022). Ben experiments with a new laugh, Eamonn ruins a Bulgarian town and they both receive a telling-off from a couple of regular listeners. “Fifty years, I’ve been waiting for this night. Just to see him again.”…
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In which Eamonn and Ben return, after to brief hiatus, to discuss Jackass Forever. Eamonn tries to appeal to a new listener base, Ben is concerned about Eamonn's wife and they receive a cry for help from an old adversary. "Ehren, please relax..."By Ben and Eamonn
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In which Eamonn and Ben celebrate Christmas with a look back at Tim Burton's Batman Returns. They share a selection of outtakes from the first season of the show, receive a letter from the son of God and reminisce about the time they worked in the circus. "Dad, go! Save yourself. DAD GO!"By Ben and Eamonn
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29. The Frighteners (I don‘t know where you‘d find a long goose)
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In which Eamonn and Ben look back at Peter Jackson's supernatural horror comedy, The Frighteners. They receive a letter from an actual person, Eamonn recounts some public transport-based tales of madness and Ben scares the living daylights out of one of the nation's favourite entertainers. "My body is a roadmap of pain."…
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In which Eamonn and Ben check out the recent sequel to one of their favourite childhood films, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Ben gets really cross with some big lads, Eamonn tells us how he died and they try to clean up the mess left behind by a previous guest. "This is so much worse than I thought it was gonna be."…
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27. No Time to Die featuring Alex Robson!
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In which Eamonn and Ben are joined by Penny's Pizza founder and Spider-Man the Animated Series Podcast co-host, Alex Robson, to discuss the latest Bond movie, No Time to Die. They debate the next steps for the Bond franchise, Ben tries really hard to get some attention and Eamonn has to admit he was wrong. "Shaken, not stirred."…
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