In this episode we say a lot of words, most of them dumb and basically meaningless but three of them are very important. BLACK LIVES MATTER. We hope you listen and enjoy. Much love and be safe.By Ben Ennes

By Ben Ennes

By Ben Ennes

Well G'day fair listener! It's a wonderfully crackin' day for a walkabout in the bush! True blue! Okay I'm done and I'm sorry. We're just so damn excited to be back talking shit about board games with ya mates! This episode we make up for our prolonged hiatus by giving you an extra large installment stuffed fuller than a vegemite sandy! We talk wit…

Change dear listener, it's fundamental. The entirety of the universe tends inexorably towards a state that is changed from it's previous 0ne. Entropy pulls at the very fabric of reality so it's no surprise that we couldn't resist it. Wow, deep, I know... (turns chair backward and sits astride it) Listen kids, your mother and I... .... .... Are chan…

Dear listener, another con season is upon us and to prepare you for the turbulent waters of social interaction we bring you one nerds harrowing journey to the Mid-West's Mecca of board gaming madness, Geekway To The West! In this episode our very own inept, uh excuse me, intrepid correspondent gives you the skinny on what makes a great convention l…

We're back from a trip to The Outer Rim or what some call the cities of Chicago & Cocoa Beach. They were definitely hives of scum and villainy but some booty was collected! In this double sized episode you will hear all about our booty! Get your filthy mind out of the gutter, we're simply referring to our asses. Geez! As well as that, we review Sta…

You know, when life gives you lemons? Then life just squeezes those suckers right into your open eyeball? You know that feeling listener? Well we're mad as hell and we're not gonna take it... for... much longer. We're fired up about our first world problems in this, the 31st episode of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! We vent…

So like every great band that gets old enough to have a live album we refuse to use our real age. Despite calling this the 29th episode multiple times, it is in fact dear listener, the 30th & first live episode of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! Now light a candle and put on your hi-fi headphones to enjoy the panoramic sound…

***BREAKING NEWS!!*** We have received word from the front that B-Day has begun. Details are scarce but from what we've been hearing our Birthday Boy is taking it on the chin. We believed that he had a good plan of attack and was going to take the enemy by surprise but the enemy has fought back fiercely with a bad attitude and it's really throwing …

The honorific of epic is bestowed somewhat freely these days but never has it been more well deserved than for Episode 28 of your prodigal son of podcasts, The NSFWP Podcast! Not only do we talk in-depth about four of the best heavy euro games we have played in quite awhile, Wendake, Brass: Birmingham, Trickerion & Newton, we also have a featured s…

Hello all you Jack and Jacqueline O'Lantern's out there! Who knew so many pumpkins were Irish? I digress, the aforementioned greeting was intended to welcome you to this, the 27th episode of the world famously scary Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! In this Halloweeny and... Don't think of it as short, think of it as fun-sized like Peter Dinkl…

So the time comes again for another episode of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast but alas, it's not there... you wait another few days... no dice. Well the lazy MF'rs here at NSFWP central have finally gotten into gear and produced another dazzlingly informative and entertaining episode for you. Even more chalked full of vitami…

Hi and welcome back to our masterclass series: Teaching Board Games For Masochists! We've all been in this situation right? You're teaching a game to a group of humans and one of the creatures chimes in with a categorically false conjecture. You then gently, oh so gently, but firmly like the caress of an orangutan, tell them to stay out of it. Teac…

G'day mates! And might I add that I am really getting a kick out of that hat your wearing! In this fantastic & gargantuan sized installment of the (Now legitimately) world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast we open some correspondence from board gaming's most strategically turtley continent Australia! Oh, what wonders will spill forth fro…

Ask yourself a question dear listener, Near OR Far? Harder than it seems right? We here at the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement feel torment of your inner conflict. What if we were to tell you that it's now possible for you to have both? What, have your cake AND throw it in your mother-in-laws face? With the help of this fantastic new boa…

Well listeners, the hazy afterglow of our celebratory episode 21 has faded and given way to the mother of all content hangovers. We tried to valiantly fight through the pain and dull the effects with coffee and forced smiles but in the end we did what all hard-core, truth accepting podcasts must do when faced with non-productivity... We got drunk a…

The time is nigh once again dear alternate history agrarian, village dwelling listener! Put on your steam powered headphones and work tirelessly for your gov't to the sounds of episode 21 of Europa's #1 podcast (Take that Mark Maron) the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! Keep your wits about you though and don't be underfoot when …

Quick listener, roll a dexterity check! Oh, a 6 you say? Well let's just say you get smacked up side your head by a big 'ol sack of The Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! You shouldn't have multi-classed as a Sorcerer, everyone knows they are chumps. Oh well, take that sucking head wound as a lesson and cheer up buckaroo because we have got qui…

Hello adventurous listeners! It's time once again to embark upon an epic quest otherwise known as episode 19 of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! This episode we're talking about role playing, no not the kind you found out your aunt and uncle were into. "Hey Auntie, I was looking for a sweater in your closet and wow, I had no …

It's that time again doggedly faithful listener, that's right, half past a Wallace's Brass a quarter till Cathala. In this, the 18th episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast we get steamy with two Martin Wallace train classics play the fantastic Five Tribes and discuss our recently completed Charterstone campaign! We also decide to neve…

Step right up one and all, young and old! Marvel at the exploits of two idiots the likes of which the board gaming world has never seen! See how they edit their way out of technical glitches, you'll barely notice! Gape in wonder at their collective ineptitude while simultaneously they manage to keep you in rapped attention with their undeniable dow…

We cut to a close up of Brad Pitt as he gazes perplexed at Sam Elliott. His expression softens as we realize he has just fully grasped the magnificence of the mustache before him. Sam tries to look away but can't break the spell of those baby blues as deep as the spring down the trail from his Grandpappy's place. The gravity of the moment builds an…

Once again around The Sun my friends! Or to my Flat Earther friends, once more the sheeple have been fooled by the Illuminati Lizard People into believing in their flimsy science. I feel ya. Anywhoosle... 2017 was a lot of things, most of them orange and most of them terrible but in one thing we can all agree, the green M&Ms taste better than the o…

Hello all! Remember us? The lil 'ol Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast? We'd never forget you, the faithful listener waiting with baited breath for the next scintillating episode... Never fear it has arrived with the speed and punctuality of a procrastinating tortoise! In this episode we talk Codenames Duet, Photosynthesis, Fallout and several o…

Don't call it a comeback! We've been here for years rockin' our peers puttin' suckas in fear! Yes listeners our 13th episode will make the tears rain down like a monsoon, tears of laughter and joy that is. That's right this week we will take over M.C. duties from Mr. Cool J to knock out some punk ass reviews! Why? Well for the only reason worth doi…

Oooooooh, can you feel it? The nip in the air, the spice of the pumpkin latte, the fur of the Ugg caressing your calf? This can mean only one thing, it's the most wonderful time of the year, the time when the freaks can walk the streets free of judgment hidden behind masks of celebrated serial killers. That's right it's time for the obligatory Hall…

Hello Boss, It's me The Not S?a?f?e? ... uh...Suitable For Worker Placement Podcast. I'm calling to let you know that I could and probably should stay home do to illness and also to inform you that I will report for duty at my scheduled time. Although I am gravely sick, I hate the idea of leaving you in the lurch, so I'll be there! Why am I calling…

What's up you dirty mothafathas! Alright, stop collaborate and listen Episode 10 is back with a brand new invention! We freestyle rap with the best of intentions. Will the real Leeandra please stand up and explain why she believes Japanese Geisha's were mere pin ups? If history is any kind of teacher, it's a clear cut case of C.R.E.A.M. in our main…

Hello all you fine Ladies and Gents you are cordially invited to aurally attend this, the 9th episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast! The podcast that is so dexterous that we are actually able to begin the show discussing the manliness/girlishness of our pre-show libation and then later in this very same episode lambast a game for bei…

Tonight on a very special episode of the NSFWP Podcast... A family member goes up in flames, literally. That threw a proverbial monkey wrench into our recording schedule so we're a week over due but like my high school girlfriend said about her period, better late than never. We promise great discussion about a plethora of games such as our late to…

Hey psst! C'mere. Yeah you, ya interested in a little hot pod? Don't get creeped out I keep it here under my trench coat for safe keeping. Ugh... Uh... Let me... Just... reach... In here... Ah! There she is, isn't she a beaut?! And in this way, by doing everything you shouldn't you have found the 7th episode of the Not Safe For Worker Placement Pod…

In this the sixth installment of the world famous Not Safe For Worker Placement Podcast, your hosts bicker endlessly about the most trivial of topics. Sound boring? Well let's just say either your ability to determine if something is good or not by a couple sentences is off... Or my ability to write a compelling intro is off. I know where I stand. …

Hello and good morrow my young Lasses and Lads! Riding down upon you on a frightful steed is Episode 5! Chalked full of controversial comments, accusations and silliness aplenty! In this installment our intrepid heroes review Dead Man's Draw, Honshu, Vinhos and Lisboa! Then in the feature segment they go over their favorite game themes. Ben continu…

Whats up faithful listeners?! Gather your closest compadres and prepare to tackle what we have in store for you in episode 4. First up we talk about what we've been playing lately including: San Juan and Holmes: Sherlock & Mycroft. Then in our feature segment we discuss Co-Op games! Some we like some we don't and some Lee doesn't remember. We also …

Episode 3 goes off the rails! so join us and brave the ride!

Howdy all! Episode two is here and we continue to stumble through show prep and the English language! I promise all this work I've been doing with Rosetta Stone will kick in soon. In this installment we talk recent plays of Dice Forge and Century: Spice Road and delve deep into our favorite two player only games. We quickly find out that Lee's bad …

Hello Y'all! In this, our first episode, we explode off the podcasting launchpad with scintillating talk about what we've been playing lately (Hint: Mansions Of Madness 2nd edition). Turns out we both say lo and behold way too much and we get into some of our all time favorite games in order to let you know our likes and dislikes (Boy does Leeandra…