Hey gang, so it turns out that it’s not just Be Cool that we’re done doing. It’s the podcast. A farewell below. https://archive.org/download/the-end_202108/The%20End.mp3By Amelia Wellman & Billy Seguire

Mystery 478 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the Mystery Machine betraying its riders when it gets a mind of its own, and if that sounds familiar, it’s because it is. But maybe there’s something new and interesting here? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/ghost-in-the-mystery-machine-theme/Ghost%20in%20the%20Mystery%20Machine%20%28T…

Mystery 477 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is about spies and their various goings-ons. We’re sure there’s something interesting there, right? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/omelettes-are-forever-theme/Omelettes%20are%20Forever%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 477: Omelettes Are Forever Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and Billy (@thebillyse…

Mystery 476 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has a character named Amelia so our dear host Amelia already doesn’t like it! But is there anything else here to like? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/american-goth-theme/American%20Goth%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 476: American Goth Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and Billy (@thebillyseguire) …

Mystery 475 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has sent the gang hurdling through time to ancient Greece and a mystery (or should we say “myth-tery”?) about a giant spider lady. All signs point to a thrilling ancient epic but you’ll have to listen to find out for sure! https://archive.org/download/greece-is-the-word-theme/Greece%20is%20the%20Word%20%28…

Mystery 474 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is all about slight of hand as the gang take a trip to a magic club that Fred’s always wanted to join. Wait, Fred wants to join a magic club and not Daphne? Well… that’s interesting. Right? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/fright-of-hand-theme/Fright%20of%20Hand%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 47…

Mystery 473 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang in Hollywood, once again on a movie backlot, solving the mystery of why a classic studio persona is haunting new productions. How many times have we done this now? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/silver-scream-theme/Silver%20Scream%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 473: Silver Scream …

Mystery 472 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is filled to the brim with terror! At least it is if you’re scared of breaking rules and being punished by Mother! Listen to find out which host is scared of her, and which host isn’t! https://archive.org/download/doo-not-disturb-theme/Doo%20Not%20Disturb%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 472: Doo Not Disturb Host…

Mystery 471 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang once again in space. How many times is this now? More than you can count on one hand, that’s for sure. But what’s happening out in space today? The universe is so infinite, surely they found something truly original and terrifying out there… right? RIGHT?! Listen to find out! https://archive.o…

Mystery 470 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is Christmas in July with the gang in Victorian England solving the mystery of what’s haunting Scrooge. Will it be a merry Christmas? Grab some summertime eggnog and find out! https://archive.org/download/scoorgy-doo-theme/Scoorgy%20Doo%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 470: Scoorgy Doo Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia…

Mystery 469 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is another Velma centric story. Kind of hoping for a break from Velma after the last one but let’s see where this new one takes us, shall we? https://archive.org/download/vote-velma-theme/Vote%20Velma%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 469: Vote Velma Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and Billy (@thebillyseguire) Air Da…

Mystery 468 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts takes the gang to Japan where Velma pouts and moans and Fred burns down the historical district and there’s a crab monster. Listen to find out how much Velma pouts and moans, how deadly Fred’s fire is, and what exactly the crab monster is doing, we’re sure you’re incredibly curious about all this! https://…

Mystery 467 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts takes place on the spookiest night of the year and what you would assume would be the gang’s favourite night of the year: Halloween! But Fred has some past trauma with the horrifying holiday and if you want to know just how bad it gets, you’ll just have to listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/h…

Mystery 466 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is another parody of Agatha Christie’s classic story: Murder on the Orient Express. The last time this was spoofed on Scooby-Doo, they gave all of the talking lines to Scooby-Doo himself, a character that’s historically quite hard to understand. Do they make such a horrendous mistake this time around? List…

Mystery 465 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang in New York in a dog show. We’re sure this will go well for the dog of the group! Listen to find out how well! https://archive.org/download/worst-in-show-theme/Worst%20in%20Show%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 465: Worst In Show Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and Billy (@thebillyseguire) Air Date: 202…

Mystery 464 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang up against two very frightful things: a vampire and training new employees! Oh the horror! Listen to find out just how horrifying this gets! https://archive.org/download/how-to-train-your-coward-theme/How%20to%20Train%20Your%20Coward%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 464: How to Train Your Coward Host…

Mystery 463 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts takes the gang to another renaissance fair – a classic haunt for the gang! There’s a twist this time though, and it’s not that pirates are being attacked by a troll. This time around, it has to be historically accurate down to every last detail. Oh joy. Listen to find out who in the gang loves this idea! h…

Mystery 462 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the classic story of a werewolf in an animal hospital trying to make a cat have a miscarriage while Scooby suffers a stomachache and Daphne pretends to be a mime. How many times have we seen that story before? Listen to find out if Be Cool does it well! https://archive.org/download/there-wolf-theme/Ther…

Mystery 461 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is back to television with the second season of Be Cool. Is season two going to impress more than season one? Could it possibly impress less?? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/some-fred-time-theme/Some%20Fred%20Time%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 461: Some Fred Time Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) …

Mystery 460 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang back in brick form with another LEGO based movie. This time the gang find themselves at a beach, where Fred and Velma decide it’s time to party instead of mystery solve. Could be good, right? Right?? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/blowout-beach-bash-theme/Blowout%20Beach%20Ba…

Mystery 459 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang at a dude ranch where Shaggy discovers he’s got some cowboy related talents. How… exciting? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/shaggys-showdown-theme/Shaggys%20Showdown%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 459: Shaggy’s Showdown Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and Billy (@thebillyseguire) Air …

Mystery 458 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the piece of Scooby-Doo media that has broken us the most. Curse of the Speed Demon is not good, y’all. It’s not good. It’s so not good, we’re not even going to say listen to find out. We wouldn’t even hold it against you for skipping this entirely to just avoid this whole movie! https://archive.org/dow…

It’s the ninth Patreon exclusive episode, where we take a look at another mystery solving Hanna Barbera program through the lens of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts. It’s time for another Goober and the Ghost Chasers, and without giving too much away, this is definitely an episode that is right to air on 4/20! https://archive.org/download/bonus-episode-…

Mystery 457 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang back in brick form as they take to a LEGO Hollywood to solve a mystery that’s hella square: who’s haunting Brickton Movie Studios? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/haunted-hollywood-theme/Haunted%20Hollywood%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 457: LEGO Haunted Hollywood Hosts: Amelia (@…

Mystery 456 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is a blast from the past as we go way back to episode one and redo it! Why do we redo it? Because it just wasn’t very good! Listen to find out how much better it is now! https://archive.org/download/what-a-night-for-a-knight-redux-theme/What%20a%20Night%20for%20a%20Knight%20Redux%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery …

Mystery 455 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is an introspective retrospective on the very first episode of our own podcast! Are we going to look back fondly or with a deep, deep sense of dread and regret? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/scooby-dos-or-scooby-donts-episode-1-theme_202103/Scooby%20Dos%20or%20Scooby%20Donts%20Episode%20…

Mystery 454 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is more LEGO! Wait… more LEGO? Well. Alright. Listen to find out what happens with the little plastic bastards this time around! https://archive.org/download/season-2-lego-web-shorts-theme/Season%202%20LEGO%20Web%20Shorts%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 454: LEGO Shorts Season 2 Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and …

Mystery 453 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is a LEGO special that centres around a Black Knight. Once again the gang is made of bricks, but is this special fun to watch or is it more like stepping on LEGO blocks? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/knight-time-terror-theme/Knight%20Time%20Terror%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 453: Knight Ti…

Mystery 452 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the season one stat count to the first season of Be Cool, Scooby-Doo. Basic stats, distance traveled, and property damage have all been collected up for your stat based enjoyment! https://archive.org/download/be-cool-season-1-stat-count-theme/Be%20Cool%20Season%201%20Stat%20Count%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Myste…

It’s the eighth Patreon exclusive episode, where we take a look at another mystery solving Hanna Barbera program through the lens of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts. It’s time for Clue Club, the most down to Earth mystery solvers show we think we’ve yet to see! Is that a good thing? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/walking-house-caper-t…

Mystery 451 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the last episode of season one of Be Cool, Scooby-Doo. It’s been a long time coming and it’s not time to see if this highly divisive series goes out with a bang, or a fizzle! https://archive.org/download/the-people-vs-fred-jones-theme/The%20People%20vs%20Fred%20Jones%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 451: The P…

Mystery 450 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is about a camping trip gone very wrong. But isn’t that always the case with the Scooby gang? Listen to find out just what chaos ensues! https://archive.org/download/the-norse-case-scenario-theme/The%20Norse%20Case%20Scenario%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 450: The Norse Case Scenario Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmeli…

Mystery 449 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is all about an evil clown! Who’s down with the clown? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/into-the-mouth-of-madcap-theme/Into%20the%20Mouth%20of%20Madcap%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 449: Into The Mouth Of Madcap Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and Billy (@thebillyseguire) Air Date: 2021/02/23 iTun…

Mystery 448 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang headed south of the border and into Mexico for Day of the Dead. What could possibly go wrong? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/el-bandito-theme/El%20Bandito%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 448: El Bandito Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and Billy (@thebillyseguire) Air Date: 2021/02/19 …

It’s the seventh Patreon exclusive episode, where we take a look at another mystery solving Hanna Barbera program through the lens of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts. It’s time for The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan, a show about a Poirot-type detective that lives in Hawaii and has ten children! Listen to find out what we think of this absolute sex bea…

Mystery 447 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is about the wedding of two people who seem like a very poor match for each other. I mean, honestly, this isn’t going to last. And it’s not just because a ghost is haunting their happy day. Listen to find out what else is going wrong at this wedding! https://archive.org/download/i-scooby-dooby-doo-theme/I%…

Mystery 446 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has a living scarecrow, severe grass allergies, and super obvious references to The Wizard of Oz – oh my! Listen to find out if any of these elements have us enjoying this farm-based mystery! https://archive.org/download/eating-crow-theme_202102/Eating%20Crow%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 446: Eating Crow Host…

Mystery 445 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts takes the gang all the way to Ireland! Why yes, Daphne does decide to do an Irish accent while she’s there, that much is a given! But listen to find out what else happens! https://archive.org/download/giant-problems-theme/Giant%20Problems%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 445: Giant Problems Hosts: Amelia (@FatalA…

Mystery 444 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has a Frozen reference in it. Need we say more? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/be-cold-scooby-doo-theme/Be%20Cold%20Scooby%20Doo%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 444: Be Cold, Scooby-Doo Hosts: Amelia (@FatalAmelia) and Billy (@thebillyseguire) Air Date: 2021/02/02 iTunes Download Google Play Do…

Mystery 443 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang in the swamps of Louisiana, so you know what that means? Yup, Jim Cummings is here doing his Cajun voice. So that’s a bummer, but what of the rest of the episode? And why is Jim Cummings a bummer? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/saga-of-the-swamp-beast-theme/Saga%20of%20the%20…

Mystery 442 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the Be Cool origin of Scooby Snacks. Let’s see if they can’t do a better job establishing Scooby Snacks than they have any of the characters… Listen to find out if they succeed! https://archive.org/download/sorcerer-snacks-scare-theme/Sorcerer%20Snacks%20Scare%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 442: Sorcerer Sna…

Mystery 441 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts takes place on a plane. I’m tired of these motherfucking meddling kids on this motherfucking plane! That’s the one Snakes on a Plane joke, we swear. Don’t believe us? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/gremlin-on-a-plane-theme/Gremlin%20on%20a%20Plane%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 441: Gremlin On…

Mystery 440 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts continues to really assassinate these beloved characters. Today’s victim: Fred Jones. Why? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/download/if-you-cant-scooby-doo-the-time-dont-scooby-doo-the-crime-theme/If%20You%20Cant%20Scooby%20Doo%20the%20Time%20Dont%20Scooby%20Doo%20the%20Crime%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Myste…

It’s the sixth Patreon exclusive episode, where we take a look at another mystery solving Hanna Barbera program through the lens of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts. It’s time for Goober and the Ghost Chasers, a new series for your two intrepid podcasters. Will another talking dog give us what we’re looking for? Listen to find out! https://archive.org/d…

Mystery 439 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is a Christmas miracle because this Christmas episode lined up perfectly to be released on actual Christmas day! What are the odds that this would happen naturally? It’s a miracle! The episode itself? Well… you’ll just have to listen and find out! https://archive.org/download/scary-christmas-theme/Scary%20…

Mystery 438 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the straw that breaks the camel’s back. Listen to find out exactly what the straw is and how much the camel had been carrying before! https://archive.org/download/where-theres-a-will-theres-a-wraith-theme/Where%20Theres%20a%20Will%20Theres%20a%20Wraith%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 438: Where There’s A Will…

Mystery 437 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is about aliens. Unfortunately for it, Amelia has been re-watching her beloved X-Files, so it had some mighty big shoes to fill in terms of extraterrestrials. Listen to find out if it does! https://archive.org/download/area-51-adjacent-theme/Area%2051%20Adjacent%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 437: Area 51 Adjac…

Mystery 436 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts takes place in a future company that has smart AI that goes evil! Where have you heard that before? Nowhere we’re sure because it’s so original! Listen to find out just how original it is! https://archive.org/download/me-myself-and-ai-theme/Me%20Myself%20and%20AI%20%28Theme%29.mp3 Mystery 436: Me, Myself, …

Mystery 435 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is all about cheese so all our white listeners are going to what to listen to this! Anyone who doesn’t like cheese I guess will have to care about the yeti that’s haunting the cheese restaurant, sorry but that’s the only other thing this episode has to offer! https://archive.org/download/kitchen-frightmare…

Mystery 434 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is all about a stage-hogging prima donna that’s continuing to hog that stage even after death! Can you believe that? I mean, yeah of course, this is a Scooby-Doo episode after all, but be sure to listen and find out what the gang does about it! https://archive.org/download/screama-donna-theme/Screama%20Don…