Chris joins us as we enter a world of psychics and also Frank… and also Nazis… and eventually some puppets as we discuss 1989’s Puppet Master.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Should you sacrifice your child for roughly 6 more months of being the oldest baseball player? Spider Planets what are the pros and cons and should we be basing the arachnid retirement off the Ottoman Empire? T and T 2x10 “Conspiracy” has some kids having a really great time until they have the worst time. Amy/Amanda gets real judgy for the sake of…

Brad has officially seen all of the Puppet Master Movies for some reason. Alex delights in actors being harmed by wildlife. Debate culture is almost entirely useless and a waste of time. T and T 2x09 “Hostage” is an important lesson in never listening to cops. Also, why would you hold a couch for ransom?…

Alex is running the Birthday gauntlet Brad is back into the Puppet Master movies for better or worse. T and T 2x08 Every Picture brings us a real set of sadsacks and a lot of questions about the Super Mario Brothers Movie.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We launch our new rules on sports uniforms. What if Elon Musk agrees with your CEO? Three People I do not trust The Constant Mandalorian, Guy-From-Gilmore-Girls-with-a small-creature-perched-on-his-head, and old guy with a brain tumor taking out vengeance on the people that rightfully denied his fake medical treatment. T and T 2x07 Fast Friends bri…

Alex is back from travels and Brad is possibly imagining saw movies. Madame Web has arrived and her Pepsi connects us all. Including a quick changing weirdo who was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died and that was the last time his voice synched up with his face. How does facial recognition work with dre…

GhostFiremen or FireStarterMen? Can Chris Rock in Spiral Team up with Lance Henriksen from that one ep of Millenium playing a younger version of themselves as buddy cops? Jesus’s foot fetish is making everyone uncomfortable. Google’s new AI is trash and hopefully Alex does not pay for it.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

The Beekeeper is the feel good film of the year and we cannot wait for more of them. In T and T 2x06 “A Secret No More” Vanity goes undercover to work out the idiotic machinations of a Senator (not John Fetterman).By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Farewell to Meatball Ron Dion. Alex visits a virtual county club. We do a deep dive into the various accoutrements and accessories for your Stanley cup. In T and T 2x05 “The Whole Truth” we learn about the most unnecessarily confusing plot ever to befall Metro County.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

In Straight Line (1990) Mr. T goes up against Windom Earle’s Oath Keeper Blockbuster militia and Amy/Amanda is way too comfortable throwing grenades. Also, what item has Brad purchased that is more negative, horrific, and traitorous than a Ouija Board?By Ornamental Messiah Productions

It’s 2024 a year when we don’t let our friends affect our utilities. Aquaman and Boba Fett are single Dads despite not being single Dads in Aquaman. How much mustache twirling is required to make the Jigsaw Killer look like a hero? Alex is delving into new digital worlds. How do you deal when a Grubhub promise is broken and threatening your family …

Happy Holidays! Put on your rodent VR headset and quiet the Robin Williams in your head. We discuss a pair of Christmas themed episodes of Tales from the Darkside 04x07 – “The Yattering and Jack” features a lovely tale from Clive Barker of a demon attempting to get a pickle salesman to commit suicide via a Turkey on a Christmas Tree. In 03x11 – “Se…

Does Charles Entertainment Cheese denounce terrorism? Are you safe at skee-ball? Brad is thwarted by the Grinch. Dreaming is wage theft and the Earth WILL Decide. Why would you call a cooking hotline ever?By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex presents a tale of “Substances that are things that are technically things that we don’t associate with the thing that come to mind” How do we start turning birds back into dinosaurs? If bones are crystals can you bind a magical elfin creature to your femur? How does this effect your calcium intake? Is selling Harry Potter ribbon a viable busi…

In this post Halloween episode, we meet the creatures of our dreams and attempt to escape from dead children with other dead children. People are ticked off! (and by ticked off we mean “Very Greatful!”)By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Tammy and Dan join us for this super spooky episode where we relate the latest seasonal shenanigans. Can you become a Puppet Master via a correspondence course? Do the dead need to consent to be turned into binary code? Can a citizen journalist stop the existence of lines. These terrifying questions will be answered.…

Chris joins us for a spooky episode in which we tangle with monsters both on and off screen. Including the monsters that allowed “No One Will Save You” to be filmed. We venture into wildly bonkers Exorcist III featuring George C Scott barking at demons.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex is listening to ghost realtor’s and Brad is dealing with constant eyeball trauma. Tales from the Darkside pilot “Trick or Treat” a very complicated story where it’s difficult to say who is really at fault and 1x07 “Inside the Closet” in which a grad student moves into the worst possible room.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Is anything scarier than an elite private tour? What about a meandering feel-good story about a mall destroying a local bookstore so they can build a solar panel. Can your heart withstand the terror of 2 artificial intelligences fighting over a story about aliens?By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex will drink bad flavors of coke zero until they don’t taste bad… and you can’t stop him. The Roman Empire is for losers. Brad looks into everyone’s favorite albino incel scientist.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Dan joins Brad for the second Republican Primary Debate where Casey DeSantis is in cosplay, Vivek’s and Kevin Sorbo fight for weirdest hair, and Doug Burgum is there… for some reason?By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Dan joins Brad to discuss the spooky scary monsters we’ve met at Universal studios thus far at Halloween Horror Nights. There are some truly upsetting weirdos lurking all around us.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Happy Holidays! Join us as we launch into the festive season of the year with tales of spooks, kings, and wizards with heads still attached to their bodies.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex endures all the vehicular drama Brad visits a chaotic theme park event and checks in on professional incel Dr JeYkll. We return to Talkin’ Tulsa Tonight with Tulsa King1x02 “Center of the Universe” in which Stallone goes to the DMV and opens a Checking Account before descending into a wild THC infused boomer rant.…

Will I be tackled by security if I attempt to wear jeans and a shirt? We ask the tough questions. Also we somehow survive the pilot episode of Fubar1x01 “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” wherein Arnold Schwarzeneggar is one day away from retirement until his being a shitty father and a state-sponsored murderer culminate in nearly an hour of CBS styl…

Nice try but I will not fall for your entrapments, Nextdoor! We delve into the pilot episode of Tulsa King 1x01 “Go West, Old Man” in which the weirdly proportioned Dwight 'The General' Manfredi gets out of prison after 25 years of being a chump and is immediately sent off to Oklahoma.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Alex returns from the geologically and ethnically secluded White Wasp Island. As the spooky 9/11 season is on the horizon Brad has seen “Talk to Me” and he’s still trying to forget some of the terrifying sounds. Safety Question: How many toddlers is too many?By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Tammy and Dan bring their trusty tennis balls and join Brad for some very reasonable cop facts. We also check in on some of our local weirdos and unscramble some movie-mix’em-ups.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Please do not share this podcast with a gorilla they would definitely not be able to stay awake through charger-talk. Brad reports on the most recent in the Insidious franchise and it’s soundtrack. We take a strong stance against Albert Einstein’s hat blowing off his head. Threads: It kind of exists assuming you want to read some useless nonsense.…

We’re back for summer time sizzling casual episode. Alex is really good at ruining go-karts for everybody. Brad encounters a product that is unwieldy and impractical.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Turbulence is up and Alex is down… with a case of the Navi blues. We get a report on the latest season of the truly terrifying show “The Ultimatum.” All of your questions regarding terrorcons, predacons, cosmic keys, and wildly convoluted timelines in regards to the latest transformers prequel are dealt with.…

14 years in we ask the very important question: What the hell is a terrorcon? Alex learns that trampolines can be just as real as real basketball. Brad dips into the secret local Tiki bar and then meets his new trauma-based monster pal The Boogeyman. In T and T 1x24 “Now You See It” A psychic comes to Amy/Amanda with a case that doesn’t make any se…

Grab your communal stack of buddy towels and prepare to support the woman with dementia who flew the confederate flag over San Francisco. Brad has seen Fast X and Alex has dipped into the Quantum Realm. In T and T 1x23 “Working it Out” Mr. T helps a woman join the gym whilst Amy/Amanda tries to convince Decker to convert it into antisemitic private…

We read the word one of our greatest political minds. Alex buys some non-nazi candy from his favorite internet personality and reports in on the latest in Zelda. In T and T 1x22 “Mickey’s Choice” Mr. T intervenes on an Oliver Twist Scenario and a man wearing a tire on his head is not the worst dressed individual.…

It’s episode 600 and it’s May, so clearly we have to celebrate with the bizarre Christian film Apocalypse: Judgement (2001) featuring big-time devil hater Mr. T really really wanting to shoot someone.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

On the cusp of episode 600 the game is afoot, and we prepare for the coming of Franco Macalousso. Alex tries to trick us into believe into spice lies. We learn that street racers are not the only problem.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Think of a number and keep it yourself forever. Alex reports in on the Super Mario Movie which oddly does not feature a devolution machine or Lance Henriksen playing a pile of fungus. We are brave enough to ask the important question: How are you using your superpowers to help the podcast? We explore some very questionable Top Ten Lists.…

We are once again uncovering all the mysteries, where they be dental or involving unnamed chocolatiers. Riverdale has returned and is certainly more exciting than mold remediation. What is more confusing: A misprinted Doby Gillis or person kissing bugs.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Join us on our dental mystery investigation podcast! Alex survives Miami without being arrested for thought crimes. We are outraged by our lack of imdb credits. The late 90s were certainly a time in which movies were made. The breakdown of top cereal sales is bonkers.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We are TICKED OFF at dove promises. The rise of the Dolphin-Cow hybrids is at hand and it’s only a matter of time before they are unwittingly trained to kill the President of the United States. Video Board Games were a thing. Alex is playing spooky golf in the metaverse.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Brad deals with a landmine of dental questions and conundrums. Alex has a vague study that says people like money or something. Smile-monsters can really wreck a birthday party. We check some more reviews from the astral realm. NPR is more of a vibe than a news source.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Which 80s action star is going to be crowned with the CBS boomer mantle? Alex checks in on the aerobic bungee subculture. We discover a really helpful solution to all the waste that comes from cooking wild pokemon at home when you are on a budget but want to play a game on your lunch break without money.…

Back to apology corner thanks to Meatball Ron. We dicuss the Eli Roth Virtual Valentine’s experience “Be Mine” Brad ventured into a post-apocalyptic movie theater to watch the tension in Dave Bautista’s near exploding shirt in Knock at the Cabin. Alex explores 70s fanfiction about Darth.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We have survived the invasion of the secret terror attack balloons. Alex introduces us to some wild new laser technology. Florida launches time travel laws and some new cop cars.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We drop by apology corner to make amends for some of our mistakes. Brad has watched “There’s Something Wrong with the Children” Let’s all take a look back at a simpler time when Commemorative Plates where things that people paid money for.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Bravehearts don’t play by the rules. Brad went to a haunted mall to see Skinamarink… it certainly is a thing you can do if you want 100 minutes to feel like five hours. Alex updates us on tech that we don’t want to use. We try to work out the difference between hobbits and quarterbacks.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

New television tech sounds wildly unimpressive. Brad and his new bff M3GAN help a neighbor with their constant medical issues. We check in on Cadmon’s memorial and get further confused by the inspector Gadget family tree. Also… Mormon Jokes!By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We enter 2023 ready to escape into new virtual worlds. Also, Brad’s new neighbor Jair is having a rough week. Luckily we have news about the greatest deals on absolute nonsense.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

We explore the worst high tech bathroom solutions available. Brad reports in on the wildly stupid “Avatar: The Way of Lisa Frank”. Alex uses as AI as a scapegoat to once again get us to listen to his wildly immoral filth. We check in on some end of the 2022 ticked offs!By Ornamental Messiah Productions

Happy Holidayzzz! We read some of Alex’s scandalous and wildly inappropriate writings and discuss 2022’s QVC original holiday movie “Holly and the Hot Chocolate” a 66 minute movie that will force us to spend at least 90 minutes discussing the Mayor’s face.By Ornamental Messiah Productions