Best Chate Amp Lauren Podcasts (2024)

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Why Do Black People Listen To Dr. Umar 1:14:51

3d ago1:14:51

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During the riots of BLM, for every business that was broken to pieces, a dozen or more yellow stars would emerge from the ruins and find their way into the bodies of black and brown women and men. Now flashing with black excellence, select black people took to social media and real life to act in ways out of alignment with the dream of being judged…

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Ms Rachel This Is Confusing 46:09

10d ago46:09

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Today White Girl and Black husband discuss a pride post by a popular kids content creator named Ms Rachel and some of the backlash to her sentiments. In a follow-up, Ms Rachel used Matthew 22 to justify her previous sentiments, and in doing so, accidently followed the same rubric laid out by satan himself when he tempted Jesus do do very bad things…

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A Christian Rappers Thoughts On Hopelessness, Jesus in Japan 32:59

17d ago32:59

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Today White Girl and Black Husband talk about how they have dealt with hopelessness and share a quote from a friend on how the devil tries to discourage the saints, and then they listen to a Japanese pastor share his thoughts on the challenges of Jesus's words making their way into the hearts and minds of Japanese people. We love you very much but …

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When A Christian Did Mushrooms 34:24

25d ago34:24

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Today Chate shares a short story of when a friend saved him from being trapped in school, and then they listen to the story of a christian who decided to take mushrooms and was greeted by hoards of demons. Video in todays episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmqCZMLjEE We love you!By Chate & Lauren

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Are these demon encounter testimonies real? Like fr? 1:10:05

1M ago1:10:05

1:10:05

Today we are listening to some extra creepy stories about peoples alleged encounters with otherworldly beings, but are they telling the truth? Lets figure this out. Videos featured in todays episode (I apologize if the formatting is messed up) https://www.instagram.com/p/C7AgrK2v4T2/?hl=en - Kel Mitchell https://youtu.be/rnan9NGupBQ?si=6_1DXiiRFD_N…

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Taking The Edge Off Of Gay (AUDIO FIXED - SORRY LOL) 45:17

1M ago45:17

45:17

A litany of colourful clouds approach, bows and rain abound with a spray of gentle pinks, yellows, blues, browns, and magentas. Purple pearls of lightning streak across the sky as chants of love and progress grow ever more near. Then, your eyes catch a glint of flesh propping up an open mouth from which insults of all kinds fall out of. To your sur…

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"I Was Going To Come To Christ But You Didn't Leave A Tip" 1:07:40

2M ago1:07:40

1:07:40

Should you leave a tip? There is a genre of overbearing, aggressive and out-of-pocket buzzwords like 'gospel tipping' and 'sacrificial generosity' that appeal to a certain kind of christian as it relates to the topic of tipping. The christian who would demand excessive tips in the name of 'evangelism'. Today, White Girl and Black Husband question i…

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Presenting: The Best Living Example Of A False Prophet 1:03:00

2M ago1:03:00

1:03:00

To capstone our impromptu 'false teacher awareness month' campaign, we conclude our thoughts by reflecting on the career and ministry of famed televangelist, Toufik Benedictus Hinn, affectionately known as Benny Hinn. In order to better understand the confusion around our responsibility towards false teachers, we examine what the bible says on fals…

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The Comprehensive Str*pperGate Stronger Men's Conference Guide 1:03:47

2M ago1:03:47

1:03:47

Hello! Lets discuss everything related to the events that took place at the Stronger Men's conference featuring a Swordsmen swallowing the accusations of a controversial pastor named Mark Driscoll, and lets do it while taking everything in consideration. You know what? Let's come to a conclusion based on thoughtful and charitable reasoning. Also --…

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But Is He A Fake Bible Teacher Or Not 57:25

2M ago57:25

57:25

Today as we continue to lower the temperature, adorning coats made from sheep offered in old testament rituals, we glance once more at scriptures addressing the meaning of 'false teacher', and how to relate to such people. Blinded by rage, White Girl listens more intently than she would had she been able to see clearly, while Black Husband rotates …

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Is "False Teacher" Overused? Shallow Preaching & "Spirit Milk" 50:08

2M ago50:08

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Today we discuss whether the term 'false teacher' is overused and what the Bible has to say about the characteristics of a false teacher. We discuss the attitude many christians have towards shallow teaching and a misuse of the biblical concept of 'spiritual milk' vs 'spiritual meat' in regard to false teachers, shallow preaching, and so on. This i…

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Police Man SCOLDS Christian For Being Christian 44:15

3M ago44:15

44:15

Today White Girl and Black Husband listen to a (former?) police officer's criticisms of a christian rapper named Lecrae, on the basis that he is acting too much like Jesus. While this may sound like satire, it is indeed, an event that took place in reality, on this earth (616). And Black Husband, through great physical restraint, gently illuminates…

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This Church Wont Say Resurrection On Easter Invites 46:45

3M ago46:45

46:45

Today we talk about why a church refuses to put the word 'resurrection' on their Easter invitations. We talk about language the church uses to signal, discourage, and even at times gatekeep people who aren't familiar with church stuff, from attending church. And we discuss the idea that language we take for granted may not carry the same value outs…

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Which Alpha Male Believes What He's Saying? 45:23

3M ago45:23

45:23

Today White Girl and Black Husband listen to TikToks alpha male content creators giving advice that is just too insane to believe they actually believe. But some of them do? And can you spot which ones? Come and see just how ready you are assume the worst about people. We love you! You can watch our anime retelling Bible stories as anime sci-fi sto…

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Is it OK to talk ish about The Church? & I was on CNN 56:02

3M ago56:02

56:02

White Girl and Black Husband talk about the small c controversy sparked by a clip of an interview on the Breakfast Club with Tye Tribbett where he called the institution of church, "whack". We discuss whether it is ever okay to vent about church, and how the existence of social media complicates this question a bit. We also discuss the importance o…

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Lord Deliver Us From Jealousy, ai Jesus'es, More Influencer Scams 37:29

4M ago37:29

37:29

Today White Girl and Black Husband open up about jealousy, doubting Gods goodness, and feeling emotionally out of control. We later listen to money influencers advice on selling your birth certificate, an ai Jesus and the things it asks of you, and a politicians confident opinion on Trumps understanding of black culture. We love you! You can watch …

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"A Christian, Adult Content creator" (?) 46:01

4M ago46:01

46:01

Today White Girl and Black Husband listen to a conversation between a christian political commentator named Michael Knowles and an Only Fans adult content creator who claims that Jesus gave her the opportunity to create this type of content. This is a surreal, but important conversation to hear in light of how it speaks to an aspect of spirituality…

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Spending 7Mil A Year On Jesus For What? 51:16

4M ago51:16

51:16

Today White Girl and Black Husband discuss every reaction to the He Gets Us campaign in order that you might walk away with a desire to see the church do this evangelism thing together. We discuss objections to the message, the ad itself and the purpose of the org as stated by one of its advisors. Also, the glaring issue of christians allergic reac…

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999 YouTube commentaries and we still don't get it (Alistair Begg) 52:39

4M ago52:39

52:39

Today White Girl and Black Husband discuss a blind spot in the way christians handle controversy in our bubble. They discuss the reaction to Alistair Begg council to grandma on what to do about her gay son's wedding, and challenge some of the common sentiments regarding what it means to attend a same sex wedding. And amidst several valid critiques,…

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"the devil wants you to skip this video" 48:38

5M ago48:38

48:38

Today White Girl and Black Husband examine social media prayers, "positivity" and generic well wishes in the name of likes shares subscribe etc uncleverly disguised as evangelism. They read from Jeremiah in the bible to get a better understanding of the false prophecy and how we may currently be eroding our ability to distinguish between Gods word …

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lets stop cloning christians 42:39

5M ago42:39

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Today White Girl and Black Husband ponder why so many christians with a bit of influence feel a certain way about sharing their testimony for fear of being attacked . .. by christians. We process the idea that the church should reflect the changed lives of individuals who have had an encounter with Jesus, and compare it with the reality that in man…

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CHRISTIAN MOMMY WARS 42:16

5M ago42:16

42:16

Today White Girl and Black Husband discuss the ongoing conflict between women raising children, off the gird, homesteading, making food from scratch, sourdough starter at the ready, oven warm, apple pie on the shelf for hubby, single income. . and the women who are unable to meet this faux standard. We discuss how quickly we are tempted to turn our…

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We All Blew It: Hard Resetting Christianity In America 41:57

5M ago41:57

41:57

Surprise! It seems something has gone wrong in the passing of the torch from the previous generation of christians to this one. Far from being an improvement, it seems that our generation has only compounded the mistakes of the past generation under the guise of 'doing it better'. Today White Girl and Black Husband identify a massive problem in our…

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Would U Rather? 15 Million Subscribers Or Your Soul (JiDion) 50:23

6M ago50:23

50:23

Today we take a look at the ascension of JiDion, a prolific YouTuber with over 15 million subscribers across social media, into his final form as a child of the Most High Jesus. White Girl and Black Husband have a clarifying discussion on humor and pranks in the life of a christian in lieu of a diary type look at the life of JiDion in the final day…

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the 2023 Cringemakers Awards 1:05:14

6M ago1:05:14

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SPECIAL: Today we celebrate everything that dug itchy tunnels under the skins of White Girl and Black Husband in 2023. From out-of-pocket advice, to political cringe, questionable racial sentiments, Tik Tok and baeyond, today we honor those who had the conviction and courage to act publicly in ways that caused thousands to recoil. But listener bewa…

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Gloomy Sphere Above The Vatican, the Pope's Eyes Glistening With Deceit 41:27

6M ago41:27

41:27

Today White Girl and Black Husband discuss a news report about the Pope allowing his priests to bless same sex couples. . . under very unusual circumstances. Chate and Lauren talk about how bending over backwards in order to make people feel loved in a way that God never intended, re-enforces a performative, inauthentic expression of ones standing …

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August 12th, 2036: The End, As Predicted By AI 31:27

6M ago31:27

31:27

Fully rejuvenated from time away, White Girl and Black Husband return with a glimse into the void as envisioned by artificial intelligence. The wisdom of Squidward looks deep into the recesses of its own mind in order to conjure up the date for earths annihilation; a twitch community encourages an AI to roast randoms and internet celebrities; and t…

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Girl Why Don't You Have Any Friends? 48:17

7M ago48:17

48:17

73% of Gen-Z reports they are lonely. Today, White Girl and Black Husband listen to the cries of TikTok as they express feelings of isolation, sadness, and frustration with the lack of real-life connections. And while there is an extreme shortage of men willing to express themselves publicly on this issue, fortunately, there is a surplus of pretty-…

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The Devil Lives In New Mexico 36:35

7M ago36:35

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Today White Girl Black Husband discusses the recent news about a satanic abortion clinic that opened in New Mexico offering ritualistic abortions and the ordinary nature of satanism. They talk about how satanism, though resistant to anything supernatural, actually becomes a caricature of what one might assume satanists do. This should be clickbait,…

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Airplane Grounded Due To A Bobbi Storm, Christians & Alcohol In Public 53:27

7M ago53:27

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Today White Girl and Black husband discuss the postmortem of an event featuring a gospel singer called Bobbi Storm's insistence on singing on a plane. They discuss the notion of what exactly "as long as God gets the glory" in light of strange behavior and also answer a question sent in by a listener on the topic of Christians drinking in public, as…

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Kat Von D: Even Vampires Need Jesus 55:04

7M ago55:04

55:04

A breathtaking, stunning evolution in the body of Christ, Kat Von D, and the idea that one should abstain from the 'appearance of evil' based on a long standing misinterpretation of a bible verse. Today White Girl and Black Husband celebrate her arrival on bats wings and unpack what it means to be a church that welcomes people from every genre of r…

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The Worst Thing About Japan is 55:44

8M ago55:44

55:44

Does Japan REALLY have a so called 'cheating-culture'? Today, Black Husband rips the tengu mask off of the devil prowling the streets of Tokyo. White Girl places a thin yellow paper between her index and middle finger, applying heat and energy to it before blowing a fireball across the gates of hell, revealing the truth behind the enemies plans to …

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Spooky! Wild Christian Ghost Stories 51:42

8M ago51:42

51:42

Dress yourself in your favorite Halloween onesie - the time of year has come when we share a few of the cReEpIeSt ghost stories from missionaries, testimonies, and miraculous modern day events! Behold the goodness of God through the stories of people who have encountered him! We love you! You can support our anime, SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible …

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Do You Want To Eat Good On Halloween 39:46

8M ago39:46

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Today, Black Husband peers into the hourglass on the eve of the years most controversial holiday. Brimming with vengeance, Chate' removes the factory fresh innards of the day in order to examine why exactly people are so fascinated with such a silly holiday. White Girl stands adjacent and in soft contrare with unsatisfying, but necessary 'cool your…

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Am I The (Shameful Body Part Used To Describe Mean People) 39:44

8M ago39:44

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Today White Girl and Black Husband debate the bad behavior of online strangers in order to determine the rightness or wrongness of their questionable decisions. From a woman who refused to be black to a man unwilling to book their family's vacation, one thing can be for sure for sure, that in the spirit of the season, things are not what they appea…

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The Uncomfortable Christian Conference That Happened A Week Ago 53:27

9M ago53:27

53:27

In light of the Andy Stanley Unconditional Love conference, Black Husband gives full vent to his fed-upp-ed ness over a new kind of exclusion towards those struggling with various sexual dispositions that continues to present itself as loving. Recalling an ongoing theme, White Girl reads from the bible where it warns against what is called 'the wis…

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Yes, Stupidity is Godly 55:47

9M ago55:47

55:47

In every culture, there are ideas that grant access to the chillest restaurants, the hottest guys and the finest clubs, while conversely lack of adherence to these ideas often comes with ridicule, scorn and more. Today, Black Husband eviscerates the idea that intelligence and being thought of as 'bright' is even worth pursuing, and does so by showi…

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NOSTALGIA - God's Secret Waepon 54:18

9M ago54:18

54:18

Nostalgia, sentimentality, and looking back has oft been villainized by Black Husband as the equivalent of sticking a pacifier in your throat in order to temporarily alleviate the pain of refusing to deal with issues. On behalf of having his memories thrown away as a high schooler by his own mother, a pain he ironically shares with White Girl, he h…

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(A)NN(I)HILATION 54:53

9M ago54:53

54:53

A.I makes several disastrous mistakes in reporting on the death of an NBA athlete serious enough to leave loved ones reeling. Black Husband chronicles a recent and generous helping of blunderful A.I sports writeups as White Girl simultaneously challenges the machines, "in home court". Hide! As we reveal some of A.I's most serious sins in the world …

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Demons & Doja Cat: A Real-Time Real-Life Real-World Explanation 57:53

9M ago57:53

57:53

Black Husband find himself disappointed yet again by a certain kind of reaction from a certain type of christian in the wake of art containing demonic themes. Doja Cat, on the precipice of a new album, has decided to lean into to disturbing imagry. But a somewhat careless instagram rant about demonic things has sent Chate into asking a question no …

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the Christian Profanity Masterclass 57:25

10M ago57:25

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In todays Masterclass/Master Episode, Black Husband and White Girl get into an extended discussion into what the bible says about the language we use. Dispelling rumor, myth and legend, Chate gets into considerations that are rarely taken when trying to understand what passages in the bible forbidding bad language mean. From the subjectivity of lan…

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Christian Hobby Shaming II 47:29

10M ago47:29

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In this breathbreaking episode, Black Husband reduces every popular american sport into its most childish, grade-school ready expression in an effort to illustrate the absurdity of feeling a certain way about bopping the innocent 42 year old soul that loves Pokemon card vending machines. White Girl glimpses into the book of Ecclesiastes to glean th…

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How To Watch Stuff Without Destroying Your Mind 44:40

10M ago44:40

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In a culture increasingly dominated by entertainment, many christians have been raising their voices in opposition to the messaging prevalent in more and more media. And in response, there has sometimes been a dismissive belittling of these warnings. In this treasurechested episode, Black Husband shares the darkest and most traumatic story in the e…

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Churches Manufacturing Churches 42:39

10M ago42:39

42:39

On todays controversial episode, Black Husband attempts very gingerly to grapple with the reality of all-time lows in church attendance in America, systemic issues in the church, and a revival born from an exhausted from participating in lifeless church routines. White Girl tenderly shares her opinions on the question of church planting as evangeli…

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Interview: The Only Thriving Black Person in China 47:52

11M ago47:52

47:52

In a first of its kind episode, for us here, we interview an anomaly among the populations of the world - a black man living in china during a very interesting time in China's ongoing history. From China's culture of eating literally anything, its estrangement from other ethnicities and cultures, the pandemic, White Girl and Black Husband sit quiet…

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Did Tom Hanks Son Surrender To Jesus / Pinky Doll is an End Times Phenomenon 50:22

11M ago50:22

50:22

On todays episode, Black Husband brings original research into the possibly exciting development in the life of Tom Hanks son, Jamaica's own Chet Hanks. White Girl listens with yellow eyes as Chate recounts the lore of Chet Hanks leading up into just a few weeks ago. Then, they turn their gaze to the Pinky Doll and NPC TikTok trend and how our soci…

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1K POD DOWNLADS SPECIAL / The World of Instagram Astrology 56:21

11M ago56:21

56:21

Insane gratitude and overwhelming feelings of love enmesh the hearts of White Girl and Black Husband today as we celebrate 1k downloads of this podcast. On this episode we spend time sharing delightful sentiments about the purpose of this podcast and how we truly have only gotten here because of your support, and why that is so important in our vis…

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i'm blaming everything on the devil 43:12

11M ago43:12

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On todays episode, Black Husband explains why he's literally blaming everything on the devil in this season of life. White Girl debates whether or not there has been enough blaming things on the devil in our church subculture, and they discuss how scary it is to actually challenge the devil in his playpen. We love you so much, you can support the v…

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please don't destroy Threads 40:12

12M ago40:12

40:12

When Threads was released, Black Husband, White Girl and others noticed a distinct pre-exhaustion and plea for Threads to remain in a purified state, this, against the backdrop of the wasteland that Twitter has become. And though sincere, these pleas seemed to contradict the very ordinary human temptation to do very unsavory things on social media,…

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Pattycake: The Christian Gameshow You've Never Heard Of 57:07

12M ago57:07

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In this episode of episodes, White Girl is the contestant on a cringe mid 2000's style gameshow (WITH A TWIST ofc) where she's pitted against a series of questions auditing her ability to think through insane christian scenario's, ranging from who she would eject from the Christian 'hall of fame' to which church ministry would she eliminate from al…

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