In what will come as a shock to no one, in this weeks episode we have zero focus. Such topics as play doh, gi joe, plasma balls and our dreaded annual human resources compliance reviews are discussed.By Countkreepyhead

Cats: Furry little bundles of love, or sleeper agents in a war you could never understand. The count has activated Operation: Black Falcon, if your fur baby is acting suspicious, don't be alarmed, we just asked them to maybe kill some people, or puke on the floor, the directions were vague. Anyways, this weeks episode focuses on the Mcfarlane Monst…

Well, it's been a while since we had a fun bracket episode so why not see who the greatest ninja turtle toy of all time is. I'm going to tell you now, expect to be shocked, surprised and titillated! Also a wedding announcement! OMG!By Countkreepyhead

Oh you know, typical kind of episode. We talk toys. Cartoons. Sex with two headed women. yep, very typical.By Countkreepyhead

It's Josh's Birthday! Yay!!!!! to celebrate all things Josh we have a special guest come on for some birthday wishes, yes that's right Arnold! Also discussed but not completely related, tons of masters of the universe, marvel and monster high news.By Countkreepyhead

The Gang is back together, Josh makes his triumphant return and we finally address the secret to our success, cats. Also enamel pins, ninja turtles the Easter bunny and he-man!By Countkreepyhead

In a surprise plot twist this week, Mike and Mike find themselves Joshless. How do they cope? Can they function as adults? How long before madness and cannibalism take over the show? Actually nothing that crazy happened and Mike and Mike had fun talking about building spaceport dioramas and touching your eye when there's cheeto dust on your finger,…

Sometimes you just need to let your hair down and be stupid, and yes I know that term is used loosely for us, but today we threw the rules out the window and just had a good time talking about some of the most evil fictional characters ever and how they would fit into our imaginary fighting game. Prepare to not get what you're expecting.…

How far is too far when you're the cool aunt and uncle, this is a tough question, and the answer involves the video game "High on life". We also rave about He-Man revolution and test out new headset's live on air, good times for everyone!By Countkreepyhead

Josh returns from his sabbatical to the holy land (assembly required convention) and he tells us tales of tattoos, he-man, and Arby's roast beef. Along the way we laugh, we cry, and we get lost in irrelevant topics because that's what we do best.By Countkreepyhead

Josh is missing, Mike is sick, the other Mike has brain scramblies, that means there is only one person who can save the show before things get too weird, and that's Samm! Don't worry, it still gets really weird.By Countkreepyhead

For a show that has Saturday Morning in the title, it sure did take us like 110 episodes to get to the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon didn't it? Sorry about that. But hey enjoy the battle for the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon of all time, its a blood bath.By Countkreepyhead

Typical week here at Count Kreepyhead, we talk about toys, Godzilla, video games, the terrifying tale of the cursed missile firing Boba Fett, celebrity buttholes... you know regular adult conversation. Yep. That's us. 101% normal.By Countkreepyhead

New year, same old podcast! The boys are back talking about what they got for xmas, upcoming fun from the assembly required convention and a deep probing discussion about coin purses.By Countkreepyhead

It's XMAS time, and you know what that means! Holiday shenanigans, featuring Dorf, Mighty Max, Boglins.... it's so much insanity I'm having trouble explaining it.By Countkreepyhead

It's the almost x-mas episode where Samm returns to join us in all sorts of shenanigans. Boiled Spaghetti! Steven Segal! Darla... Who the hell is DARLA?!?!By Countkreepyhead

Ah, turkey day what better time to discuss things like Bon Jovi, Dildos, Robocop, and quite possibly the grossest food ever invented... Cranberry Sauce, just kidding its Ninja Turtles fruit pies, barf!By Countkreepyhead

As we promised, the show has returned to its classic format where we rant about toys and random craziness like how fed up we are with Chris Pratt being everywhere and despite our best efforts, Josh showed us even more Muppets insanity. Fun times for everyone!By Countkreepyhead

We are joined this week by special guests Mike and Kreg from the awesome company Zoloworld, we dive deep into the world of protective action figure cases, our love of Remco, and some very awesome news about Night of the Living Dead. Buckle up, its a great episode.By Countkreepyhead

It's almost Halloween so you know what that means! A very special episode! Here's the game we invite you all to play at home: We have picked 16 of the greatest muppets of all time and forced them to fight to the death (theater of the mind dude), and in the end the only winner will be your very sick sense of humor! Seriously though this one goes pla…

What does the count do when he has no ideas for this weeks episode? He hands the reigns over to a maniacal 8 year old. I hope you like farts, and buttsBy Countkreepyhead

Well its finally here, the most insane, the most incredible , the most...just like all our other episodes installment of Count Kreepyhead. We have giveaways! Werner Jokes! and Josh's epic adventure to Disneyland, or world, the one in Florida. EnjoyBy Countkreepyhead

After a short summer hibernation the gang is back with all the zany stupidity you would come to expect. discussed this week are marvel legos, snake mountain, and Josh's shocking Disney secret (oooo what is it? tune in to find out)By Countkreepyhead

On this episode of dumpster fire theater we ask the important question, is there anything better than bimbos, missile launchers, razor freebees and insane toilet snakes? The answer is no if you're curious.By Countkreepyhead

When we have slow weeks on the show we like to do what are called "Very Special Episodes". This weeks episode is a doozy. We present the audience with a question. If you could visit dead celebrities in a museum, which one would you pick? Then Mike, Josh and Mike pick who they would put inside their respective attraction. Have fun and enjoy the chao…

And were back for another crazy week, joined by the always badass Samm. We comb through all of the awesome power-con reveals and sit around the fire as Samm tells us stories of her bad-assery. Sit back and enjoy its a fun ride.By Countkreepyhead

Did you have a giant pile of g.i. joes as a kid? Did some of them suck? today we take a deep dive and check out some of the less cool, always killed first kind of joes that we all had. I would also be an idiot if i didn't also mention we spend a great deal of time gushing over the new ninja turtles movie and making splinter tell us all the mutants …

This weeks episode pays tribute to the late, great, Paul Rubens. Also discussed are the lengthy SDCC reveals, a lovely vacation to Canada and we are joined by a surprise guest, the CEO of Global Milk.By Countkreepyhead

Did you ever have one of those days where you say, you know what, I'm going in without a plan. Well in today's show that's what happened, and what follows is amazing because we have a long discussion with Mike about what he will or will not eat... and his answers might HAUNT you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHABy Countkreepyhead

After a small holiday break the gang is back with stories from the buffalo comic con, the hell of making boxes and Mattel's potentially huge slate of movies, including maybe BOGLINS? also butt jokes.By Countkreepyhead

In an effort to bring the show back to a more serious tone, we invited Samm and her hommie Brandon onto the show this week to talk about the important things in life, like Ninja Turtles, Taxidermy, Furby, Helicopters, and freedom fighting boobies.By Countkreepyhead

The long awaited interview with Heretic Party is finally here, and you may not be ready for it, an actual serious conversation is had with Christian and Lianne about just what it's like to grow up in a strict household, and the heavy toll religion can have on kids. Buckle up and I apologize in advance to everyone this episode pisses off. Don't worr…

At long last, local legend Samm joins the show to put us in our place. We cover all the bases from secret hand shakes to monster high and we ask ourselves the question, just how well do we know Mike?By Countkreepyhead

It's time once again for one of our ever popular tournament episodes where we dig deep and choose, what the greatest cereal ever is. Be prepared to be shocked as we quickly go off the rails (oh come on, we always go off the rails), be shocked when your favorite cereal gets eliminated, and loose your mind when we make a mascot for a cereal that does…

In a pretty crazy week the boys talk about all of their favorite subjects like giant toys, old timey candy , free comic book day and what they would call their super special team of GI JOE characters. Let our voices kiss your ear holes.By Countkreepyhead

Tired, stressed and underfed the boys resort to the one thing that never fails them, wiener jokes. But don't worry they know how much you love your toy talk so we don't miss a step talking about transformers, legos and for some strange reason the early 2000's xmen toys. Oh and we add to urban dictionary, you're welcome.…

Between sleep deprivation, and our own collective madness sometimes we manage to pull an amazing creative mess out of thin air. This is one of those episodes. Have you ever wanted to hear Buffalo Bill sing karaoke? Do you want to know about Mike's of the Universe? Well buckle up.By Countkreepyhead

This week the gang gathers round the cocoon of Josh as he hatches into a beautiful 40 year old butterfly , its like Mothra, but middle aged and with mutton chops. Also discussed are you know, nerd things, toys, video games, and something new for everyone to chew on, our first radio serial, "The Adventures of Farting Butthole Man". Enjoy.…

It's a teamup of the mega powers as a very special guest subs in for Josh. What starts out as a quest for world peace soon turns to evil as a nefarious new secret handshake is invented. Also discussed are comics, skeletons, giant robots and dolls with no heads! Huzzah!By Countkreepyhead

It's a quick week this week, but that doesn't stop the Kreepy Kids from discussing all of our favorite topics, such as resident evil, Kermit the frog's sexual confusion and the importance of deodorant (because some of us stink)By Countkreepyhead

The gang is back with all new discussion of their love of Denny's, Butt jokes, Cookies, He-man, and how its time we started giving back to our super fans. Nobody is sure how they survived years of eating moons over my hammy if you were curious.By Countkreepyhead

What happens when life rears its ugly head and our 3 dashing hosts have to be adults for a change instead of fart joke obsessed man children? Well we get a Food Mascot fighting episode because we are all too tired and worn out to do anything else, but fear not, it actually turned out hilarious.By Countkreepyhead

And we're back with drugs, turtles, and the death of he-man. We also ask the deep pondering question, when does our love of donuts go too far? Tune in to find out.By Countkreepyhead

Do you like unfocused smorgasbord weeks where we really cant focus on any one thing in particular? Well guess what? today is your lucky day. We are all over the place today from Charlie Band jokes to resident evil, to wrestling monsters, to warhammer... man if ADHD were a podcast, it would be this one.…

After a much needed break the gang returns and Josh tells us about his adventure at the Assembly Required convention. Not to be left out Mike tells us about his awesome birthday bash. And hey because it's the season lets exchange valentines too.By Countkreepyhead

You the fans asked for it, and we have delivered, we review the 80's classic Munchies! (Its a gremlins clone from the 80's) Do we like it? Do we hate it? what kind of crazy tangents do we go on? How the hell do merkins come into play? Tune in to find out.By Countkreepyhead

Whats better than a Cabbage Patch Kid? a Lettuce Patch kid! Its a light week this week so we had time to let our imaginations run wild and we discover a long lost secret about Mike and Lettuce Patch kids, also josh gives us an update on assembly required and we wonder what would zombies be like if they just went after your apple bag... good times.…

This week we talk our love of the lesser know D-List figures we never really wanted, but got anyways and ended up loving (looking at you crystal ball). Also we compile fan feedback on the BELOVED Mike Alvarez with stories of his niceness from around the globe.By Countkreepyhead

What starts out as frank discussion about being an adult man child who buys toys to cope with depression, some how veers off a cliff into another discussion about tiny David Bowie. Also for you toy nerds out there, lots of he-man and super 7 talk this episode. Enjoy.By Countkreepyhead

Because, sometimes we cant help ourselves, this week we went on a long tangent about cover bands fronted by Asians. Also you know, a very long talk about all the toys we got from Santa.By Countkreepyhead