Ashley and Jackie are best friends who love to talk about everything witchy. Astrology, signs, witchcraft, spells, relationships, advice, the cosmos and more! They can drop esoteric knowledge like its hot and talk about ridiculous stuff--all in the same breath. If you are smart and dumb about witchcraft AND you love and hate being in a club...Dumb Witch Club just might be the place for you!
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Two dumb bitches discuss amusing situations in everyday life that make them question themselves and everyone else around them. Simply because they enjoy wasting everyone’s time, these girls share their stories and perspectives, while mixing in a little embarrassment, self-deprecation, and absurdity.
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It is the height of Leo season and the perfect time to channel our big witch energy into Inner Child Astrology! From the depths of childhood attachment wound healing to the heights of fun and enjoyment, Ashley and Jackie guide you through what it means to get in touch with the younger You that is still part of You. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #wit…
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Time for a spooky story of the most real variety: Ashley shares her experience of a mischevious ghostly presence in her new old house. EEK! And a blush red wine that hits all the summer notes. #witchslove #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #wit…
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We continue our tarot journey with Strength, Hermit, Wheel of Fortune, and Justice! And a very unique red wine that maybe we just don't understand. #tarot #tarotcards #cards #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #witchtips #lovespell #…
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Attention Dumb Witches! Grab your pillow, your eye mask and a few of your best ghoul friends: it's time for a Spooky Slumber Party! There is no better way to wile away the remaining hours of summer than with a hefty helping of spooky snacks, movies, games and more! Whether you draw inspo from Summerween or go more old-school pop witch (think "The C…
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Here we present a story of star-crossed planets told in two tales, both alike in dignity, in the outer reaches of the solar system where we lay our scene. This theatrical production is also known as: August Energy Report! Plus, a fun mixed white wine that's so California. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #wi…
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Have dog days doldrums depressed your diableric divination? Low energy witchery is the answer. Plus, a perfectly perfect pink rosè. #spellwork #witchery #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #th…
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This week, Ashley and Jackie guide you further into the depths of Shadow Astrology. They discuss benefic and malefic planet designations, Houses, and other points to look to as you venture into the darker places in your birth chart. They use their own placements to illuminate these concepts (vulnerability alert!) and offer tools for your exploratio…
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Join Ashley and Jackie as they whip up a witchy margarita-inspired cocktail for your summer enjoyment! Well, technically this one is for THEIR enjoyment...but you can make your own and enjoy it when you do. Cheers! #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metap…
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Witches and curious folk! Gather as we combine our big witch energies to bravely face Shadow Astrology, the oft misunderstood practice of exploring the darkest, most vulnerable places in your chart. Shadow work is done not to make us writhe in shame--although that emotion does come up in the process--but to help us become the best selves we can be.…
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Line up and start your engines, get ready to take off into the July Energy Report! Plus Ashley and Jackie try a red wine that is summer-ready and so sohisticated. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lov…
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Big Daddy Saturn is doing a back step...but don't be scared, Ashley and Jackie have all the advice to help you through! Plus a chardonnay that they actually like!! #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #esoteric #witchtips #faerie #lovewitch #thewitchinghour #foryourpage #sp…
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Late Night Talking: Astrological Aspects!
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Ok Witches, it's time to level UP your astrology game by getting into the ASPECTS. Aspects are how we describe planets in relation to one another and how the connections influences their energies in your birth chart. Basically, the planets are up all night chit-chatting, DM-ing and replying to each other's stories...you just have to learn the langu…
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Our journey along with the Fool of tarot coninues with a look at major arcana cards five through eight. And a fresh, summery rosé makes Ashley and Jackie smile. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovew…
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Get into the chart of one of the most luminous, most celebrated, most star-iest stars of them all...Meryl Streep! And a fun pink wine in a rainbow can. #starsofthestars #pinkwine #rose #merylstreep #rainbow #cannedwine #wineinacan #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #cryst…
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OK, so maybe you've heard us mention this (or maybe you missed it--totally ok if you did!): 2024 is the Year of Nothing! In this episode, Ashley and Jackie go over all the reasons *why* a Year of Nothing was needed and how they are doing with executing the concept. It's definitely not something you can fail at! Which means they're doing great. Mayb…
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Get ready to *yawn* as we present the June Energy Report--so boring! And Ashley and Jackie imbibe a positively un-boring Italian rose. #juneenergyreport #gemini #geminiseason #cancer #cancerseason #june #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #eso…
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Ashley and Jackie are two Dumb Witches who love to read! Especially when those books have a magical twist. Plus another round of nonalcoholic chardonnay. Yikes. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #trendtok #fyp #foryourpage #spells…
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What could put us in such a dreamy mood? Why, Moon in Taurus, of course! Listen in as Ashley and Jackie talk about this special placement, where the Moon is giving and exalting and vibing...and maybe also is in mad protection mode. Yeah, it's kind of a lot. But we love it. Plus, a philosophical card pull and Y Tho? featuring all you need to know to…
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Ashley and Jackie wax poetic about the unique and wonderful birth chart of Florence Pugh! Plus a very odd fake-wine adventure. #starsofthestars #mayenergyreport #taurusseason #may #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #lovespells #witc…
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OK, Dumb Witches....we hear ya. Tarot Cards got you like, 🤔🫨 (even after our Tarot-orial episode). Tune in for an introduction to the sometimes-friendlier Oracle Cards! And more red wine. Yes, really. #oraclecards #taurusseason #may #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #cry…
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Tarot-torial: (noun) first use 2024 1. A tutorial on the symbolic meaning of tarot cards. 2. A DWC Witching Hour episode where Ashley and Jackie do the above, and also sample red wine. #tarot #tarotcards #majorarcana #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #met…
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Ever had trouble knowing or trusting your sensory (or extra-sensory) perceptions of other-worldly activities? Humans absolutely can perceive all kinds of energies from the other side of the veil! But we often lack the language to describe what we sense and how we know. Ashley and Jackie lay out some of the main pathways by which we receive messages…
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Hold on to your hats and glasses--May is coming in at full speed. Get all the need-to-know info for this energetic month. And they continue drinking a festival rose. #mayenergyreport #taurusseason #may #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esot…
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Merry Beltane, witches! This is actually one of our favorite sabbats! So grab a flower crown, dance around a May pole, or set fire to everything in the name of protection--your choice. Plus, a perfect Beltane rose to kick off your rituals. #beltane #rose #mayday #sabbat #witchysabbats #wheeloftheyear #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythin…
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Double your pleasure, double your fun with extra-powerful witchy ingredient combos! And a most perfect, cmfortable, comforting pinot grigio...oh Josh, where have you been? #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #…
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How To Read Your Personal Natal Chart: Jupiter & Saturn!
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Hey dumb witches, it's Birth Chart time! We are setting our sights a little further out, on two planets that give big Dad energy: Jupiter and Saturn. Are you confused about how these transpersonal planets shed light on your birth chart? And like, what kind of dads are they, anyway?!?? Plus: a fresh card pull; and Y Tho? featuring Venus's big move, …
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Energy, energy, energy! Get ready, April is coming in hard! Plus, Ashley and Jackie drink (and repeatedly sniff) a surprising spring wine. #april #energyreport #ariesseason #taurusseason #mercury #mercuryretrograde #mercuryinaries #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #paga…
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Spring has sprung! And Dumb Witches know how to celebrate...or not...your choice. Plus, Ashley and Jackie sample an Argentinian Malbec with a pleasant finish. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #paganwitch #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #lovespells #w…
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Do you know anyone who is a fearless (or anxious) cycle-breaker? Who dreams big but struggles with follow-through? Who is a little disconnected but a lot connected to larger-than-life LIFE? Well, you just might know a Pisces Moon! Or, you might be one and not even know it haha. Moon energy is special and specific, encompassing our emotional inner w…
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Happy Spring, St. Patrick's Day and Green Witch Day! (We know "Green Witch Day" isn't a thing; but it should be...whatever...) Plus, Ashley and Jackie embark on their eternal Viognier honeymoon. #greenwitch #stpatricksday #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #astro…
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Ashley and Jackie rap about the star chart of one of today's brightest stars, the lovely Zendaya! And they continue their committment to red wine with truly mythical results. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #astrology #crystals #metaphysical #esoteric #lovespells #wit…
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Goddess help us--can you believe it?! We have reached the last stop of the DWC Cusp express, the last of the zodiac wheel, the Aquarius-Pisces Cusp! Here we have universal, expansive Aquarius meeting and mixing with introspective, mystical Pisces. Let's just say it is a strange and disarming place to be. Plus, a joyful card pull and Y Tho? with all…
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March is here and bringing a LOT of energy--is it setting your dreams on fire or bringing fire to your dreams?? You might need a glass of red wine to go with this report; Jackie and Ashley sure did. #witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #astrology #witchcraft #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok…
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Looking for a cheap, easy thrill? Read your aura with just a sheet of white paper! And, is there such a thing as an Italian Pinot Grigio with a shot of Chardonnay?? #witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #astrology #rituals #aura #aurareading #magic #thewitchinghour #witcheswithwine #dumbwitchclub…
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There is a lot of misunderstanding and misinformation out there when it comes to reading cards, whether they be of the Tarot or Oracle variety. Not only can these myths be misleading, they can be downright disempowering--and your favorite Dumb Witches will never stand for that! Let Ashley and Jackie lead you on a card reading adventure of myth-bust…
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Happy Valentines, witches! We've done Love Spells, we've done Sex Magic, what's left? LUST Spells! Ashley and Jackie delve into the weird history of using magic to catch a lover (which, hey, if you have a sprig of mint and 10 minutes just might work?!?) and then offer exciting, practical, modern advice for getting yourself into a lusty state of min…
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It's Love-uary, witches! So which crystals are our current crushes?? #witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #astrology #spells #rituals #bigwitchenergy #crystalsBy Dumb Witch Club
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We've head the begging, so it's time we unveil our second witchy tattoo tour! With all-new and never-before-seen tattoo eye candy, this episode is a lot of fun. And if you're thinking this episode isn't witchy enough, just remember that art and self-expression are magic (including tattoos!). Plus, a moody card pull, whiny Y Tho? featuring a whole l…
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Let us tell you what can possibly be magical about Mondays (and Tuesdays and Wednesdays). And we return to a classic but modern Rose wine--thank goddess! #witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #astrology #spells #rituals #daysoftheweek #mondays #tuesdays #wednesdays #witcheswithwine #thewitchinghour…
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It's time for everybody's favorite witchy holiday, Imbolc! Wait...Imbolc isn't your favorite? And you aren't even sure what it is and why? You are not alone, Dumb Witches! Ashley and Jackie take a shallow dive into the last (and least?) Sabbat on the Wheel of the Year. Plus, a lunar card pull; Y Tho? featuring a last quarter moon and Mercury in Aqu…
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February is barreling in like a fright train, throwing wild energy all around, are you prepared? And, how is it that Ashley and Jackie were NOT prepared for this Dry Riesling taste-test...such dumb witches *smh* #february #astrology #witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #energy #aquarius #pisces #witcheswithwine #dryriesling #riesling #modern…
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How, oh how, does the gentle Moon energy flow through the rational and stern sign of Capricorn? With patience, perseverance, and structure, of course! She brings big mom taskmaster energy to processing her feelings and understanding herself. She may not want to admit it, but she needs a lot of love and has a lot of love to give!! Plus, a perplexing…
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First, we realized we did the Dry Riesling too clean last week and we revisit it, dirtied up with sour candy. AND Ashley and Jackie announce their first-ever pick for Witchy Wine of the Year! *anticipatory drumroll, please* #witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #astrology #spells #rituals #witcheswithwine #dryriesling #riesling #emmareichart …
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Arriving at the Capricorn-Aquarius cusp, this crazy train has almost come full circle. And boy, is this second-to-last stop one to behold: brimming with anxiety, mystery, fantasy, and misunderstanding, Ashley and Jackie fall under its spell mighty quickly! Plus, a sweet card pull; Y Tho? featuring a grounded first quarter moon in Taurus and analysi…
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This episode could also be called: How to Use Astrology to Quickly and Unfairly Size Up Your Coworkers. And Ashley and Jackie tackle a supposedly dry Riesling with very mixed results. #witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #astrology #signs #coworkers #workplacehumor #spells #rituals #witcheswithwine #dryriesling #germanwine #emmareichart…
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Ahhh, love is in the air. And what better way to celebrate than with a witchy wedding?! We recognize that for some marriage is "just a piece of paper;" AND that there are lots of issues with the institution of "legal marriage." But we will offer ideas for hosting a special and witchy-inspired ceremony in honor of commitment and love--no matter who …
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If you're wondering what energy the universe has in store for January--and how you can work it to your advantage--look no further! Plus, Ashley and Jackie pop some bubbly that is organic pink perfection. #witches #astrology #spells #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #cardpull #oraclecards #seasonsofthewitch #yulecards #yule #ytho #sunincapricorn #c…
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New Moon, Who Dis?!? Sagittarius Edition!
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Let Ashley and Jackie illuminate the special qualities that Sagittarius brings to the Moon placement. With one of them having a Moon in Sag (and the other being an unequivocal Moon in Sag lover and defender), how can this possibly go astray? Plus, a repetitious seasonal card pull, Y Tho? highlighting Capricorn season and Mercury's shenanigans, and …
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Ashley and Jackie talk Yule symbolism and highlight some easy ways to add solstice spice into your holiday season. And, a wine that is kinda wet and tastes nothing like what the label says. #witches #witchesoftiktok #witchesofyoutube #astrology #spells #rituals #yule #yulesymbols #yulecelebration #yuletide #holidayseason #solstice #wintersolstice #…
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Looking for easy, personal holiday gifts that even the least crafty witch can manage? After the hectic whirlwind of 2023, Ashley and Jackie sure are! They have devised a spell for the perfect witchy gift: Take one part simple and one part magical; mix with one part easy on the bank account and sprinkle generously with two parts gentle on the Earth.…
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