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Your daily joke injection! More gags in 60 seconds than anywhere else - guaranteed! And it's only a minute long! We just hope that some of the jokes put a smile on a few faces out there - so please share and send to a friend who might need cheering up. And don't worry - unless clearly specified, PJ will always keep it clean (-ish.. ). ps, We're always happy to attribute jokes should the author drop us a line.
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PJ #123 wraps up another week with puns, gags and jokes on pirates, darts and eternal life! A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean. What did the Police officer say to his belly button? You're under a vest. My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with being a news anchor. B…
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It's midweek mirth with PJ #122! This time we have puns, gags and jokes on levitation, ghost trains, strippers and more! The first day of my levitation course was great. I went straight to the top of the class. I hear that the Ghost Train workers are on strike again. It's operating on a skeleton staff, I went for a lap dance was great recently and …
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It's a brand new week and PJ #121 kicks it off with puns, gags and jokes on lipstick, keyboards and girlfriends. I'm not condescending - I'm just thinking about important things that you wouldn't understand. I heard about a victim getting encased in cement the other day. Fortunately, there was enough concrete evidence to charge the suspect. And the…
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The Pun Jab #120 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on snow, chloroform, Alexander the Great and more! I've just sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I hope she gets my drift. People learn from history, which is why you should always delete it! I'm putting a new hem on my trousers - or sew its seams. I got a new job last week as the t…
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As PJ reaches 119, it's midweek madness with jokes, puns and gags on workaholics, sugar, fonts and more! I used to tell people that I was a workaholic, until I realised that it didn't mean "guy who gets shit-faced at the office". I started my new job as a tailor last week. It was sew-sew. Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown suga…
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The Pun Jab starts the week with puns, gags and jokes on Yamaha, Lego, scarecrows and more! What do you call a laughing motorbike? A Yamahahaha! I have a twin brother with a lisp. He's my spitting image. The Lego store has finally reopened. People are lining up for blocks. Sometimes I tuck my knees under my chest and lean forward. It's just how I r…
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The Pun Jab #117 rounds up the week puns, gags and jokes on sex, street fighting, Yamaha and more! My wife likes to talk during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere. My career as a street fighter didn't last long. I broke my hand punching the …
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In the Pun Jab #116, it's midweek mirth with jokes on bakeries, Paris, hacking and more! The Pun Jab #116: Those who rob banks are bad people, but it's those who rob bakeries who really take the cake. I just saw a documentary on how ships are held together. Riveting! My email password has been hacked again - that's the third time I've had to rename…
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The Pun Jab number 115 gets the week underway with some puns, gags and jokes on duvets, dwarves and cliffhangers... When I die, I'd like the word "humble" to be carved on my mausoleum. My wife just said that quilts are better than duvets. I told her that she should be careful making blanket statements like that. Yesterday I saw a dwarf climbing dow…
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PJ 114 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on Ikea, Eskimos, Scrabble and more! The Pun Jab episode 114: I got thousands of letters delivered to my house today. That's the last time I buy a dictionary from Ikea! Two Eskimos in a kayak are getting chilly, so they light a fire - but the boat sinks, proving once and for all: you can't have y…
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It's Midweek mirth as the PJ hits 113 with jokes, puns and gags on Taiwan, Armageddon, the Seven Dwarves and more! The Pun Jab episode 113: I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and aggressive - because they have a Taipai personality. I used to be in a band called The Hinges. We once supported The Doors. So what if I don't know what Armaged…
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Yes, The Pun Jab #112 kicks off the week with jokes, puns and gags on Flamingos, sore eyes, children and more! The Pun Jab #112 I went to a karaoke bar last night that only played seventies music. At first, I was afraid. Women would claim that childbirth is the most painful experience of their lives - until 3 years later, they step on a Lego brick.…
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The Pun Jab reaches 109 with another "6 of the Best" puns, gags and jokes on kleptomania, hunchbacks, belts and more! 1: Last night I saw a poor old lady falls down a flight of stairs. At least, I assume she was poor – she only had three pounds in her purse. 2: I suffer from kleptomania. When it gets really bad, I take something for it. 3: I was go…
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