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Stepping on Lego bricks
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Yes, The Pun Jab #112 kicks off the week with jokes, puns and gags on Flamingos, sore eyes, children and more!
The Pun Jab #112
I went to a karaoke bar last night that only played seventies music. At first, I was afraid.
Women would claim that childbirth is the most painful experience of their lives - until 3 years later, they step on a Lego brick.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
It only takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub, but 15 minutes to walk back. The difference is staggering.
My wife and I have decided that we don't want children. If anyone out there does, we can drop them off tomorrow morning.
Conjunctivitis.com - now that's a site for sore eyes.
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