BOO! It's a surprise episode of Morning Wood!! The Termites and their spooktacular guest, Ari Grabb, escape Elijah Wood's favorite Halloween villain and scare Tom DeLonge, missed emo opportunities, and hats. --- FOLLOW ARI: @ari_grabb Support his crowdfunding campaign: Bentobanana.com --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: …

The Fellowship of the Morning Wood have arrived at their season 6 finale!! The Termites join forces with Elijah Wood's favorite Lord of the Rings character and triumph alongside idiom errors, line earworms, and queer vocabulary. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.co…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite vegetable!? The Termites grill trash art, young lingo, baby food bisque, and James Blunt. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?m…

The Termites skim Elijah Wood's favorite required reading and summarize comedy cliques, dog licking, sewing, and clay creations. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite cooking competition show!? The Termites mince inspiration, interning, renting heads, and Guy Fieri vs. Paul Hollywood. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcas…

The Termites bark with Elijah Wood's favorite dog breed and chase wet mouth, sleep positions, ear touching, and face folds. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id138102568…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite superpower!? The Termites get supernatural with roaches, the definition of a fish, and sitcoms. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id138102…

The Termites play Elijah Wood's favorite arcade game and put quarters in getting cheugy, dog greetings, and condescending smoke detectors. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-w…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite mode of transportation!? The Termites zoom through sexual stepping, surfboarding, and butt explosions. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/i…

The Termites visit Elijah Wood's favorite chain restaurant and order alpha males, tow trucks, mimes, and tall girl Elsa. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?m…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite dance movie!? The Termites groove to work troughs, cows, Vaseline hands, and Moose. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Go…

The Termites summon Elijah Wood's favorite ghost and haunt trash yachts, aliens, megachurches, and capitalism. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite theme song (from a TV show)?! The Termites jam out to money schemes, being awkward, motorcycle gangs, and slam poetry. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcas…

The Termites get comfy with Elijah Wood's favorite furniture and recline on cookie monster raves, providing eggs, zombie bites, and dog soup. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mornin…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite fried food!? The Termites get greasy with cheese sins, people bugs, hidden heads, and peeling. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025…

It's the return of Morning Wood!! Season 6 is here to shine on Elijah Wood's favorite bald man, tongue sizes, amateur haircutting, necessary disclaimers for men, and Hot Topic. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https:/…

Voter Resources: http://whenweallvote.org --- It's the season 5 finale and time for Elijah Wood's favorite pizza topping! The Termites hand toss kissing boo boos, Tinder cliches, and meat meals. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN O…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite drinking game!? The Termites chug Mortal Kombat, paying attention, frat hustles, and The Fly. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id13810256…

The Termites critique Elijah Wood's favorite Shia LaBeouf art project and exhibit bass drops, gasses, grocery stores, and anger. --- HELP LEBANON: Carrd Website: https://helplebanon.carrd.co/ Lebanese Red Cross: http://www.redcross.org.lb/ Impact Lebanon: https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/lebanon-relief --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite bird!? The Termites flock to reincarnation, parrot lips, animal delusions, and Dorito bodies. --- HELP USPS: USPS: http://usps.com Contact your representatives: http://house.gov Contact your senators: http://senate.gov --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 F…

The Termites fight Elijah Wood's favorite Super Smash Bros. character and button mash big eggs, train sharts, water beds, and moving. -- REGISTER TO VOTE AT: www.votesaveamerica.com --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: ht…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite donut!? The Termites deep fry fake workouts, zoom crashers, accents, ideal sharing, and sand. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id13810256…

The Termites make a pact to lose Elijah Wood's favorite teen sex comedy and take a wild ride through quiet TV time, emasculating men, pronunciation problems, and Aeon Flux. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itu…

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite power ranger!? The Termites defend sexy babies, Dungeons & Dragons, shapes, and helmet kisses. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id13810256…

The Termites have an aversion to Elijah Wood's favorite pet peeve and annoy Juggalo drinks, lollipops, paternity questions, and middle school rebellion. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/pod…

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite girl group!? The Termites bellow Area 51 pranks, Ty Pennington, dumb presidents, and calculations of love wins. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mornin…

The Termites exfoliate with Elijah Wood's favorite skin care ritual and moisturize Emergen-c challenges, COVID-19 panic, ants, and forced cans. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morn…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite tree!? The Termites branch out into kissing strangers, tongue cuts, eboys, and Whoopi Goldberg eyebrows. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood…

The Termites transport to Elijah Wood's favorite Disney Channel Original Movie aka DCOM and enter the wonderful world of tonsillitis, incest, Andrew Yang, and making friends. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://i…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite egg style!? The Termites hatch plans for olive sponsorship, Lord of the Rings music, room sharing, egg spas, and Spanglish. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/p…

Season 5 has arrived!!! The Termites pull Elijah Wood's favorite prank and trick charcuterie plates, straw anuses, twig toes, and marriage hands. Note: this was recorded before Covid-19 hit the scene so enjoy some freedom from THAT for a minute!!!! --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB…

'Tis the season for the season 4 finale! The Termites take a sleigh ride with Elijah Wood's favorite Christmas villain and plot food personas, astrological signs, city babies, and fart incentives. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN…

Another listener suggestion! What is Elijah Wood's favorite facial hair (style)!? The Termites shave electrical habits, kissing breath, dad issues, and sex sounds. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple…

A listener-suggested topic! The Termites prepare for Elijah Wood's favorite apocalyptic event and stock up on jury duty, the Netflix movie After, travel clam chowder, and emo songs. -- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: htt…

Who/which/what is Elijah Wood's favorite reindeer!? The Termites trot through fan fiction, Space Cowboys, teen girl math, and Dennis Quaid. -- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-w…

The Termites bake Elijah Wood's favorite pie and cook up Village Inn, kombucha, Missouri, "Jingle Bells," and reactions to gore. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite YouTube channel?! The Termites upload scare tactics, food critique, boho diapers, Lil' Stompy, and fart chips. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mornin…

The Termites belly flop past Elijah's favorite deep sea creature and descend into sink holes, being too strong, bed buddies, and shrimp steak. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morni…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite musical!? The Termites cast Amanda Holland to star in haunted ice cream trucks, dinosaur mosquitoes, superhero costumes, and a John Malkovich time capsule. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTune…

Happy Halloween! The Termites get startled by Elijah's favorite scary movie and scatter away from hose sex, Double Dragon, ASMR, and Crazy Frog. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mor…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite chip!? The Termites crunch on vocabulary lessons, sludge-shaming, boob ladies, turmeric, loud bags, and pet smells. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/m…

We made it to episode 50!!! The Termites commemorate their semicentennial with Elijah's favorite Elijah Wood (role!), coconut heads, Jake Gyllenhaal wallpaper, and cactus surprises. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: ht…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite slumberparty game!? The Termites invite Ari Grabb to stay and bond over celebrity sightings, tiny sunglasses, child lies, and witchcraft. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.…

The Termites get spooked by Elijah Wood's favorite Goosebumps book and scamper away from pregnancy guts, young face, communal porn watching, and aphantasia. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite piercing!? The Termites poke around New Found Glory, stink bubbles, animal allergies, belly feathers, eyeball licking, and ladybugs. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple…

It's the debut of Season 4! The Termites swoon over Elijah Wood's favorite (first) date activity and crush on dumb hotties, physical therapy protocol, horniness, and mucus girl. --- FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod --- ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https:…

What - season 3 finale!? The Termites welcome Niki Ang to reveal Elijah Wood's favorite woman to kill him and murder fancy coffee, pant storage, pneumonia Moulin Rouge, and being a married. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: ht…

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite TV dad?! The Termites father chocolate rain, punting dogs, unfortunate character aging, dark acting exercises, and Jabba the Hutt. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/pod…

The Termites feast on Elijah Wood's favorite sandwich and pile it high with fighting sounds, sour factors, midnight screenings, bug cleanup, and bastardized Asian food. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.co…

What is Elijah Wood's favorite field day event!? The Termites compete for vacation bathrooms, lawyer magicians, looming digestion, desert parachutes, tetherball, and yoga hate. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.…