Best Greg Vardy Podcasts (2024)

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43. Rita Took Off 36:53

2d ago36:53

36:53

Geoffri gets into a fist fight on the front lawn with Martina's new boo and snaps his mother out of her toxic beliefs. Tracy's foster sister, Rita, tries to escape Roxanne's wrath and the girls' manager, Kenny, had some merch printed ! VIDEO VERSION is only on Swearnet! visit www.tracyandmartina.com for tickets, merch, and more!…

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42. Martina's Daycare and Grooming Ltd. 29:48

9d ago29:48

29:48

Makayla sets out to find Claxton's father, Martina's gets cancelled for being transphobic, and Tracy sets out to find a used hearing aid for her foster sister Rita (Ashlyn). Maybe a crowdfunder? Who knows. www.swearnet.com is the only place to watch the video version of this podcast! Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR TICKETS, MERCH, and MORE!…

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41. Halloween Escape Room 49:49

16d ago49:49

49:49

Tracy's haunted escape room turns into a living hell when Martina brings the whole family to visit--including Loki the 900lb ravenous pitbull. The girls read some new and old scary stories, and talk about all things spooky. The video version of this here podcast is exclusively on www.swearnet.com Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for upcoming shows, me…

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40. Litter Boxes in the Classrooms 39:54

25d ago39:54

39:54

Tracy's mother has a gender reveal party for her new 14 year old foster daughter. Martina falls down far-right conspiracy theory rabbit holes, and has her first dog grooming course, and Tracy joins adult cheer!By Tracy & Martina

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39. Martina Joins a Freedom Rally 42:11

1M ago42:11

42:11

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38. Geoffri Moves Home!! 33:52

1M ago33:52

33:52

Martina's son adopts a vicious pitbull from Texas, Tracy turns her house into an escape room, and Martina gets accepted into the community college dog grooming course. VIDEO only available on www.swearnet.com www.tracyandmartina.com for merch and tour dates!

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37. Did We Discover the Oceangate Sub? 41:15

2M ago41:15

41:15

This week Tracy talks all about past life regressions , Roxanne gets approved for a foster kid , and Martina mighta found the titanic submarine down the shore. VIDEO VERSIOn exclusively on www.swearnet.com www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR DATES, MERCH, and MOREBy Tracy & Martina

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36. Bottle Depot Influencers 38:23

2M ago38:23

38:23

Tracy and Martina start taking gigs as influencers--at the bottle depot. Martina's god-daughter changes their name and pronouns, and Roxanne's doctor confirms that her uterus is a baron wasteland. Video Podcast EXCLUSIVELY on www.swearnet.com Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more!…

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35. Prison Letters from Bert 38:38

2M ago38:38

38:38

Bert starts sending Tracy letters from prison--thinking she's actually talking to k.d. Lang. BrandiLynn reacts to the news about her father, and the girls talk about DogJaw's new look! Video Podcast available exclusively on www.swearnet.com Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more!…

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34. Lesbian Trucker? 43:00

2M ago43:00

43:00

The neck brace is off and I’m feelin bomb again!! but get ready cause i share a secret that could alter the course of ,,,my daughter,, Brandi-Lynn’s life . Oh yeah n Tracy’s mother is cured of her pirate disease!!! Wooo Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for everything us!By Tracy & Martina

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33. Guess Who's Back (With A Broken Neck) 41:33

2M ago41:33

41:33

Hi Sexies!!!! we got a braaaand new season of the podcast for yas . lots to catch yas up on for sure .. find out why martina got a broken neck , why my mother ((roxxy)) is spittin out blood ,, and everything else we done over the summer! Watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com ! www.tracyandmartina.com for every…

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32. LIVE Season Finale 36:22

7M ago36:22

36:22

Can you believe it? This is the last episode of the season ,,, I'm bawlin writin this because we been thru so much together holy fuck :( theirs hundred percent gonna be more episodes but the two of us are taken the summer off so we can spend more time drinkin . This episode was recorded LIVE at the Basement in Halifax NS. Thanks to everybody who pa…

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31. RICKY'S HERE!!!!! 43:08

7M ago43:08

43:08

All the way from the Trailer Park Boys, we got Ricky drinking with us!!! can't even belive it . we talk about butt plugs, backyard weddings, dementia, beating off dead horses, and more! www.tracyandmartina.com for everything Tracy & Martina www.swearnet.com for the FULL VIDEO VERSION of the PODCASTBy Tracy & Martina

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30. Karma's a Quiff 40:00

7M ago40:00

40:00

Hi its Tracy hun , i just wanted to hop on here cause ii have to laugh eh . Karma don't spare noone ! not even you Bert !!!! Did yous hear what happened to her? looks good on ya , Anyway karmas probably gonna get martina for what she's doin to her mother , #rotten #sad . VISIT: www.tracyandmartina.com for info, tour dates, merch, and more!! DONT FO…

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29. Life Insurance Fraud, Deep Freezes, and Prom at the Legion 33:35

8M ago33:35

33:35

This episode we talk about who's back from the dead , why martina was hiding in a deep freeze , and tracy's prom(?) .. i still thnk that's fucked but whatever LMAO sorry not sorry . Oh and Bert loooooooses her mind !! GO TO: www.tracyandmartina.com for INFO, TOUR DATES, and MERCH!! DON'T FORGET: the full video version is exclusively available on ww…

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28. Martina’s Funeral 27:28

8M ago27:28

27:28

is anyone else obsessed with there own funeral ??! I just want everything to be perfect ,,. Capers are right obsessed with death we can't help it . We also chat about Tracy's new Goliath tarantula <3 and what we gave up for lent ! DON'T FORGET: the full video version is only available on www.swearnet.com ! VISIT: www.tracyandmartina.com for live ap…

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27. The Caper Liberator 44:35

8M ago44:35

44:35

In this episode I share with yas my grad party planning biz,, Martina's blowout with Brandi-Lynn and some nut job who thinks they can save the Island! Make sure to check out the video version of this here podcast on www.Swearnet.comBy Tracy and Martina

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26. Cinderblock Through The Pizza Shop 39:50

8M ago39:50

39:50

Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the fuckin windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter! Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera…

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25. Winning Lottery Ticket Sold In Town 48:15

8M ago48:15

48:15

We woke up this morning to find out that someone in town won the million, so we're trying to find out who! I swear to god theres been that many winning lottery tickets sold in New Waterford its insaaaaane! Tracy went on a date at Westmount Hot Suppers, I got a voicemail from my sister Bev, and so much more! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video…

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24. Afterbirth Right Up The Back Of It 41:04

9M ago41:04

41:04

Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com CHECK OUT: www.tracyandmartina.com for events, appearances, and ne…

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23. Bert Done A TedTalk? 46:22

9M ago46:22

46:22

Who the fuck reported our exotic spa ? we get to the bottom of it . oh and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose ? maybe . Bert's doin a Ted Talk in Halifax , DONT FORGET: you can watch the video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com ! Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for everything US!…

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22. Valentimes Day! 38:58

9M ago38:58

38:58

Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins . We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates , and everything in between . && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!1By Tracy & Martina

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21. Sneaky Slimy Bastards 46:05

9M ago46:05

46:05

Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead . Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies , everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out ! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.…

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20. Post Punta Panic 45:50

10M ago45:50

45:50

Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh ,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south . guess who shows up , guess who got arrested , and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya. DONT FORGET: you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.…

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19. Preppin for Punta Cana! 37:24

10M ago37:24

37:24

On today's episode we're getting ready for the trip of a life time.... PUNTA CANA !! after all this waiting we're finally 24 hours away from flying to the Dominican for the first time ,, I just hope Tracy gets her passport in time ! Its craaaaazy to think about how sleeping with a married man turned into such a awesome opportunity for us .. DONT FO…

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18. Talkin French with Goldie Boutilier 48:50

10M ago48:50

48:50

Game recognizes game . and in this episode were joined by one of the coolest people to come out of cape breton ,, Goldie Boutilier . She's a fuckin legend . no legit, look her up on instagram @yunggoldilox . I can't believe we grew up in the same place. anyway as perrrrr usual, WATCH this podcast at www.swearnet.com For everything Tracy & Martina r…

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17. From Easy Target to Drill Sergeant 40:20

10M ago40:20

40:20

We're dead if she finds out about this ,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta (Bert) wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod , I can't even keep it together omfg LOL . We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot , and my dream about buffalo bill ,, and so much more . DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version o…

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16. Happy New Years, Ya Nutbar! 43:17

11M ago43:17

43:17

hard to believe its 2024 eh .. wow , I'm hungover writin this right now and don't even want to think about all the shit that went on because it gives me pains in my stomach so just take my word for it and listen . thx xo DONT FORGET: the video version of this podcast is exclusively available on www.swearnet.com ! <3…

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15. It's Boxing Day, Doll! 40:39

11M ago40:39

40:39

Anyone else feelin bloated and gross? just hungover and full of ground beef eh .. brutal . anyway Merry Xmas we made it through the shitshow and now it's time to kick back and listen to all our typical quiet family xmas stories ... LMAO ya right . .. toxic DONT FORGET: the video version of this here podcast is exclusively available on www.swearnet.…

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14. Christmas Fights, Brawls and Drama 47:12

11M ago47:12

47:12

Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh , srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight , and I get banned from the Bonnie cause of my toxic daughter . .. all this n more on this weeks episode :P DONT FORGET: the only place to watch the video version of this podcast is www.swearnet.com !…

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13. Maybe Dogs Shouldn't Have Benefit Dances 45:50

11M ago45:50

45:50

Roxanne gets a death threat , .Poppy gets drugged. Martina does drugs. . and Colleen gets shot :/ lots happenin this week ! oh and apparently the earth is flat so thats good DON'T FORGET! you can watch the full video version exclusively on www.swearnet.com EVERY TUESDAY!! shoutout to Goldie and Linny ,, love yassss…

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12. Bellybutton Ring Hooked In The Sunroof 42:16

12M ago42:16

42:16

BrandiLynn started having parties eh.. bunch of kids partying down martina's basement and Martina starts flirtin with a 22 year old Nolan Fitzy . ,, and i (tracy ) get in a bus accident , saved a bunch of ppl DON'T FORGET ! you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com…

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11. Junkyard Crossfit and Toddler Vaping 38:20

12M ago38:20

38:20

Martina here ! This weeks episode Tracy's mother Roxy's girlfriend Bert opens up a backyard crossfit gym and gives everyone tetnus ,, I'm hard on my fitness journey and tell yas all about Brittlyn . AND we fill yous in on Claxton ! my nephew . he's 3 years old , addicted to nicotine , and just got his septum pierced ! DONT FORGET: you can watch the…

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10. The Secret of The Challenge 38:02

12M ago38:02

38:02

might get canceleld for this one but Tracy lets the cat out of the bag about THE CHALLENGE . oh and I got a new personal trainer named Britlyn ,, Tracy fought 4 cops , and WE BOOKED OUR TRIP TO PUNTAAA CAANNNAAA .. pumped . DONT FORGET : you can watch the full video version of this here podcast on: Podcast Episode 8 on SwearNet…

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9. Chillin with Dougie Snakes 40:04

1y ago40:04

40:04

New Waterford's biggest TikTok star @DougieSnakes comes to shoot the shit with us,, he's fuckin hilarious, he's badness, and he's pure Cape Breton icon ! We talk about nicknames , and all the different ways you can scam businesses... cause he knows all about SAVIN MONEY AND SAVIN TIME DON'T FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here …

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8. Tracy's Glace Bay Oasis on AirBNB 32:58

1y ago32:58

32:58

Martina here,, Am I ever proud of Tracy eh opening up her air b&b ! she'll be raking in the cash if those american tourists don't mind scoopin cat shit and all that . Meanwhile, I fount a way to get even with Minnow . Not to mention, we read what yous are flippin about and wondering about and so much more ,, all on this weeks episode of Shootin the…

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7. Dave Sampson Hates Us 26:34

1y ago26:34

26:34

Well fuck, it's been an eventful week to say the least. We chat about Martina sprawled out naked like Samantha from Sex and the City, Me (Tracy) figuring out who my father is, what happened with the whale, and we even make Dave Sampson hate us,,,,,, (sorry hun. Dave if ur reading this I'm so fucking sorry ! please don't ban me from your shows LMAO …

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6. It's Halloween Hun! 40:33

1y ago40:33

40:33

Yous asked and we heard yahs,, its our very special Halloween special ! We read ghost stories yous submitted to us , some of our own stories , and so much more. Turns out the devil loves to hang out in all sorts of places around cape breton... badness! DON'T FORGET! you can watch the video version of this here podcast on Swearnet.com ,, definitely …

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5. Pregnant Beached Whale? 28:00

1y ago28:00

28:00

Hi it's Martina! On this episode we're Shootin The Sh!t we're talking about whether my new boo is actually married, Tracy's quest to find her father and our new obession, I beached blue whale! DON'T FORGET! The full video version is avaiable only on Swearnet.comBy Tracy & Martina

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4. Catch Minnows Not Feelings 30:20

1y ago30:20

30:20

Hi Sexies! Tracy here.. On this episode I find out you can't piss on an ancestry DNA test, Doreen takes a bad fall but we don't feel bad for her ,, and Martina makes some biiiiig progress with the man of her dreams, Minnow Rizetto.., plus a whole bunch more. So crack a drink (even if you're at work, who cares?) and come shoot the shit with us. & Do…

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3. Hoola Hoopin for the Aliens 30:06

1y ago30:06

30:06

Hi hunny, this is Martina! In this episode we're talking all about Tracy's dreams after she started doin melatonins,, I share a phonecall I got from my legit insane sister, Bev.., Tracy goes on about staying overnight at the wildlife park , and SO much more.. so come listen to the going ons. & don't forget ,, you can watch the video version of this…

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2. IBS at the Walmart? 42:22

1y ago42:22

42:22

Hi huns, Martina here! In this episode we're talkin about... Why havin IBS and covid don't mix, Newfoundland acupuncture and how datin a fisherman got its perks.By Tracy and Martina

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1. Coffee Chains and Crosswalks 47:13

1y ago47:13

47:13

Hi sexies, It's Tracy hun! In this episode we're talkin about... How gettin hit in a crosswalk is actually a blessing in disguise, Canadian coffee chains and how Ma's new woman is actually taming her wild streak.By Tracy and Martina

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