Best Hannah Berner and Des Bishop Podcasts (2024)

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Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special 1:10:50

6h ago1:10:50

1:10:50

Hannah and Des are both in the process of writing a new hour of stand up. The dialers are helping to spark some creativity and inspiration. Are Irish men sexy and what do we think of therapy? And for the first time ever, someone wants Hannah to talk more about tennis. Cut your wireless bill to $15 at mintmobile.com/BERNER FACTORMEALS.com/bern50 for…

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Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies 1:04:38

6d ago1:04:38

1:04:38

Hannah, Des, and the dialers are recalling their best and worst attempts at flirting. We discuss whether guys actually enjoy negging and drop one of the most unique DM slides we’ve ever heard. 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN For skin and body care, get 10% off with code BERN at OSEAMalibu.com If you want fuller and plumper lips, ge…

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Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch 1:16:37

12d ago1:16:37

1:16:37

Grab your popcorn. The dialers called in with their favorite old movies and Hannah tried to explain the cultural impact of Mean Girls. Go to Hungryroot.com/BERNER, to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies! For sunglasses, go to goodr.com/BERNER and use code BERNER for free shipping. Upgrade your athletic wear at GreatnessWins.com NOW. Us…

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Berner Phone #43: Invention Ideas 57:47

19d ago57:47

57:47

The dialers tell us their best invention ideas and we ranted about bad therapists, new dating app ideas, the science of sunscreen, and Hannah's favorite condiment. Get free shipping for clothing at Quince.com/bern 15% off at citybeauty.com with code BERNER 15% off at LumeDeodorant.com with code BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems 1:04:44

25d ago1:04:44

1:04:44

This episode raised our blood pressure. Traveling is stressful and fellow travelers often make it even worse. Perhaps a travelers license should be a new requirement at airports. 50% off meals at factormeals.com/bern50 with code BERN50 $15 a month wireless plans at mintmobile.com/berner 20% off shapewear and bras at honeylove.com/BERN…

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Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence 1:04:13

1M ago1:04:13

1:04:13

Hangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week. 10% off hero bread at hero.co with code BERNER 15% off luggage at beistravel.com/BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 25% off daily synbiotic at seed.com/bern with…

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Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed 56:43

1M ago56:43

56:43

This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married. 25% off at seed.com/berner with code 25BERN 15% off at citybeauty.com with code BERNER zocdoc…

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Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales 1:08:33

2M ago1:08:33

1:08:33

We were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie. zocdoc.com/berner asteproallergy.com goodr.com/BERNER for free shippingBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents 1:06:30

2M ago1:06:30

1:06:30

This week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents. 25% off at Seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 15% off at BEISTRAVEL.com/BERN 40% off at Hungryroot.com/BERNER 15% off at LumeDeodorant.com with code BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones 1:07:12

2M ago1:07:12

1:07:12

This week we're throwing it back to a simpler time - when your ex of 20 years couldn't add you on Facebook, your boss couldn't contact you after 5pm, and your favorite show couldn't be spoiled. Free shipping at Quince.com/bern 20% off razors at AthenaClub.com with code BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps 1:03:47

2M ago1:03:47

1:03:47

Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat. 25% off at Seed.com/bern with code 25BERN MintMobile.com/BERNER…

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Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks 1:04:27

3M ago1:04:27

1:04:27

The dialers called in about their biggest icks this week. Hannah and Des also share their icks while debating middle schoolers in Sephora and pickleball. 20% off at HoneyLove.com/BERN 15% off at BEISTRAVEL.com/BERN 40% off at Hungryroot.com/BERNERBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue 1:00:10

3M ago1:00:10

1:00:10

This week we let the little dialers go rogue and tell or ask us anything. We investigate conspiracy theories, get asked some morbid questions, and get called out by a giggler. $5 off at LumeDeodorant.com with code BERN Get 15% off haircare at lolavie.com/BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic 1:00:52

3M ago1:00:52

1:00:52

We asked the dialers to share the most toxic thing they've ever done and they definitely delivered. Some were genius, some were petty, and some were borderline illegal but we enjoyed nonetheless! 50% off at factormeals.com/bern50 20% off at AthenaClub.com with code BERN 40% off and free towels at TryMiracle.com/BERN…

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Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety 1:01:53

3M ago1:01:53

1:01:53

This week the dialers are sharing their secrets to beating anxiety. As always they are hilarious, relatable, and wise. rocketmoney.com/BERNERPHONE mintmobile.com/berner 20% off at honeylove.com/BERN 25% off at seed.com/bern with code 25BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life 1:08:45

4M ago1:08:45

1:08:45

This episode confirms that pretty much everything in life is a scam. The consensus is admin is taking over our lives, we are all spending more money than we think, and capitalism is always winning. Zocdoc.com/BERNER Quince.com/BERN for free shippingBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #30: Your "Dial"emmas 1:06:32

4M ago1:06:32

1:06:32

The dialers are getting some major "dial"emmas off their chest this week. We cover everything from awkward family situations to open relationships and debating if you should having kids. 10% off cookware at hexclad.com/BERN $5 off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting 1:07:58

4M ago1:07:58

1:07:58

We don't cook and we don't clean, but we finally feel seen by the little dialers. From taxes to no more summer vacation, being an adult is hard and we haven't quite figured it out. At least we're in this together. Rocketmoney.com/BERNERPHONE 15% off at vessi.com/BERN 50% off at factormeals.com/bern50…

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Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress 1:00:21

4M ago1:00:21

1:00:21

If you've been stressed out lately, this is the episode for you. The dialers are spilling the most unique and creative ways they destress. We already feel more relaxed after listening to them! ZocDoc.com/BERNER Free delivery at Squeezed.com with code BERN 20% off at HoneyLove.com/BERN 40% off at HungryRoot.com/berner mintmobile.com/berner…

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Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes 1:00:03

5M ago1:00:03

1:00:03

We asked the little dialers the craziest ways they have met a romantic partner and they did not disappoint. Apparently love is real and can happen when you least expect it. Free juice cleanse delivery at Squeezed.com with code BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #26: Things We Hate 58:26

5M ago58:26

58:26

The little dialers have some hot takes this week. They're coming for dogs, Hannah's love for Italian food, and Taylor Swift. Free delivery with code BERN at Squeezed.com RocketMoney.com/BERNERPHONEBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #25: Worst Hookups Part 2 55:52

5M ago55:52

55:52

The little dialers have had so many first date and hookup mishaps that we had to make another episode! From awkward sutations to mildly gross confessions, the dialers have done it all. Free delovery at Squeezed.com with code BERN $15 off skincare at apostrophe.com/BERN 50% off at factormeals.com/bern50…

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Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups 1:01:27

5M ago1:01:27

1:01:27

This week's prompt was a hit and the dialers have had some wild mishaps in the bedroom. $15 off skincare at apostrophe.com/PHONE Free delivery at Squeezed.com with code BERN 20% off and free shipping with code BERNER at Manscaped.com 40% off first delivery at Hungryroot.com/bernerBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #23: Exciting Updates 1:10:56

5M ago1:10:56

1:10:56

This week we are getting updates from some of our favorite dialers. Hannah and Des share some personal updates, we get the full happy ending story, and so much more. Des has a YouTube special coming January 16th! Subscribe HERE! Squeezed.com free delivery with code BERN 20% off at honeylove.com/BERNBy Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves 1:05:19

6M ago1:05:19

1:05:19

This week the dialers are all about sex, money, and power. Same day local delivery or Free Fast delivery nationwide at Squeezed.com with code BERN. Hungryroot.com/berner to get 40% off your first delivery.By Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Hannah Berner And Des Bishop Podcasts

Podcasts Worth a Listen

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Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special 1:10:50

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Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies 1:04:38

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Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch 1:16:37

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Berner Phone #43: Invention Ideas 57:47

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Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems 1:04:44

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Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence 1:04:13

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Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed 56:43

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Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales 1:08:33

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Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents 1:06:30

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Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones 1:07:12

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Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps 1:03:47

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Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks 1:04:27

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Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue 1:00:10

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Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic 1:00:52

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Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety 1:01:53

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Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life 1:08:45

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Berner Phone #30: Your "Dial"emmas 1:06:32

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Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting 1:07:58

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Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress 1:00:21

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Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes 1:00:03

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Berner Phone #26: Things We Hate 58:26

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Berner Phone #25: Worst Hookups Part 2 55:52

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Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups 1:01:27

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Berner Phone #23: Exciting Updates 1:10:56

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Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves 1:05:19

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