I was so spent, I could hardly move. And so, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson went ahead of me. They stretched their legs and walked along the shore. At the edge of the jungle, they stopped. I was certain they were going to look back at me, flatten their ears to their heads, and growl. That they would bring our relationship to an end in some way. But they…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson said “aye”, Mr McPherson! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEE!!! ALSO DISCUSSED * Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome (2012) * Civil War (2024) * Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) * Silver Linings Playbook (2012) * The Turn of the Screw (1974) * Wreck-It Ralph (2012)…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have just sanctioned your science fiction movie. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bay (2012) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: All’s Well That Ends Well (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Much Ado About Nothing (2012) * Sinister 2 (2015) * The Tell-Tale Heart (1960) * The Tingler (1959) Reach us on Twitter at:…

Don't worry, Daddy. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’ll make you famous again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016) * The Devil’s Carnival (2012) * The First Time (2012) * Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) PITH TAKE * Persona 5 Royal (video game, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's B…

You're the one who thought Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were so interesting, but they're kinda tiresome after a while, don't you think? ALSO DISCUSSED * Siren (2016) * Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (2023) * V/H/S: Viral (2014) * V/H/S/94 (2021) * V/H/S/99 (2022) PITH TAKE * Alan Wake 2 (video game, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDont…

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could sing a lick, they would. But they can't. And they hate themselves every day because of it. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frankenweenie (2012) * Spaceman (2024) * V/H/S (2012) * V/H/S/2 (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice they charitably said girl and not person because, let's face it, they’d smoke all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hole (2009) * House at the End of the Street (2012) * Two Evil Eyes (1990) PITH TAKES * Area 7 (novel, 2001) * The Wharf Revue: Pride in Prej…

You’re going to soak up Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s love like a sponge. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bait (2012) * Boar (2017) * Dune: Part Two (2024) * Hope Springs (2012) PITH TAKE * Chivalry (graphic novel, 2022) * Gaslight (play, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.h…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will debase themselves for credits. ALSO DISCUSSED * Madame Web (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 1 (2010) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 2 (2010) PITH TAKE * God of War Ragnarök: Valhalla (video game DLC, 2023) * The Wolves (play, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harll…

You might want to give Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson a kiss goodbye. As long as you don’t mind where those lips have been. ALSO DISCUSSED * Iron Sky (2012) * Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) * Lake Mungo (2008) PITH TAKE * Rent (stage musical, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onth…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are breaking into your regularly scheduled programming with an unusually timely episode on their favourite films from the year that was. HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Asteroid City 9 - The Last Voyage of the Demeter 8 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves 7 - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 6 - A Haunting in Venice 5 - Sal…

‘The Long Watch’ has been under intense public scrutiny in the wake of Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s, uh, breach of trust. Meaning people are pissed off because they tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) * Henry VIII (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 1 (2012) * The Hollow Cr…

Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy-mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to …

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't want to be the first person they let off the plane in a hostage crisis. ALSO DISCUSSED * Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) * Brave (2012) * Loudermilk: Season 1 (2017) * Rock of Ages (2012) * The Tempest (2010) PITH TAKES * Drama: An Actor’s Education (memoir, 2011) * Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs (non…

You’re never gonna see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Ever. But be thankful. Those guys are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Battleship (2012) * Boy Swallows Universe (2024) * Chernobyl Diaries (2012) * Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) * The Dictator (2012) * The Holdovers …

Personally, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do feel sympathy for animals, which is why they choose to only eat baby animals. They have not lived as long, and they are not leaving as much behind. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022) * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Dark Shadows (2012) * Dream Scenario (2023) * Leave the World Behin…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can throw a hundred-pound sack of flour right over their heads. I've seen it. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Artful Dodger: Season 1 (2023) * ATM (2012) * Dark Harvest (2023) * The Hunter (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) PITH TAKE * Circle of Flight (novel, 2006) * The Gunslinger (novel, 1982) Reach us on Twitte…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson cannot, yet they must.Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Maybe you could tell Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. ALSO DISCUSSED * 22 Jump Street (2014) * A Christmas Carol (1984) * Game Change (2012) * John Carter (2012) * The Raven (2012) * Squid Game: The Challenge - Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKE * Incurable (novel, 2005) Reac…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just ruined a five year investigation! ALSO DISCUSSED * Candy Cane Lane (2023) * The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) * Project X (2012) * Talk to Me (2022) * Trading Places (1983) PITH TAKES * The Amateurs (play, 2018) * A Christmas Carol (play, 2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontK…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could crush you! You know that? They could crush you! ALSO DISCUSSED * Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker (2012) * The Girl in the Spider’s Web (2018) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) * Safe House (2012) * This Means War (2012) * When Evil Lurks (2023) PITH TAKE * While I Live (novel, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter…

You will be investigating thieves, misers, bullies. The most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet – Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Grey (2011) * Haywire (2011) * The Innkeepers (2011) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * Saltburn (2023) * Thanksgiving (2023) PITH TAKES * The History of the Devil (play, 1980) * Teena…

Look at Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, all hunched over like they were left on the side of the road. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coriolanus (2011) * The Divide (2011) * The Iron Lady (2011) * Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) PITH TAKE * Vietgone (play, 2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebr…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are out here sipping Mai Tais, shaking their hips, and catching waves. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Adventures of Tintin (2011) * The Darkest Hour (2011) * Hugo (2011) * J. Edgar (2011) * The Marvels (2023) * No One Will Save You (2023) PITH TAKES * The Other Side of Dawn (novel, 1999) * Saints Row (video game, 2022) Reach us on T…

Why did Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson play strip poker with you? ALSO DISCUSSED * The Double (2011) * Gerald’s Game (2017) * Immortals (2011) * Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) * The Three Musketeers (2011) PITH TAKE * If It Bleeds (short story collection, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog a…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson know what Hammerstein is paying you. They will double the amount for just one night's work. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coupled Up for Christmas (2023) * Haunted Mansion (2023) * Holy Flying Circus (2011) * The Ides of March (2011) * The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (2011) * V/H/S/85 (2023) PITH TAKE * The Appleton L…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were in one of your dreams, weren’t they? Are you gonna be able to deal with that? ALSO DISCUSSED * 50/50 (2011) * Red State (2011) PITH TAKES * Arkham Asylum: Living Hell (comic miniseries, 2003) * Frankenstein (play, 2023) * The Night is for Hunting (novel, 1998) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe…

Someone doesn't have to weaponise the bird flu. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are doing that. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Exorcist: Believer (2023) * The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) * Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) * Our Flag Means Death: Season 2 (2023) * Salting the Battlefield (2014) * Turks & Caicos (2014) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/I…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are no use. They like jazz. ALSO DISCUSSED * Apollo 18 (2011) * The Creator (2023) * Dream House (2011) * Gen V: Season 1 (2023) * Saw X (2023) PITH TAKES * Burning for Revenge (novel, 1997) * The Music Man (stage musical, 1957) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at htt…

Carter loses. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson become president. ALSO DISCUSSED * Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010) * Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013) * Sex Education: Season 4 (2023) PITH TAKES * Bananaland (stage musical, 2023) * The Dark Side of the Moon Planetarium Experience (immersive experience, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/ID…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't need an invitation if there's no house. ALSO DISCUSSED * 30 Minutes or Less (2011) * Before I Wake (2016) * Blue Beetle (2023) * Conan the Barbarian (2011) * Oculus (2013) PITH TAKES * Darkness, Be My Friend (novel, 1996) * Nick Mason’s Saucerful of Secrets: The Echoes Tour (concert, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: htt…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) * A Haunting in Venice (2023) * Knock at the Cabin (2023) * War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson together… strong! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Guard (2011) * The Help (2011) * The Raven (2012) PITH TAKE * The Third Day, the Frost (novel, 1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycou…

You're Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s guest. And they’re glad you're here. But you have no one but yourself to blame. ALSO DISCUSSED * Attack the Block (2011) * Cowboys & Aliens (2011) * Raven’s Hollow (2022) PITH TAKE * Twelfth Night (play, 1602) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthe…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do not love that you are here for this. ALSO DISCUSSED * Green Lantern (2011) * Friends with Benefits (2011) * Justice Society: World War II (2021) * The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) * The Pope’s Exorcist (2023) * Renfield (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog …

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson would never have given you this information if you hadn’t served together in Vietnam. ALSO DISCUSSED * Asteroid City (2023) * The Chameleon (2010) * The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) * Too Big to Fail (2011) PITH TAKES * Bioshock Infinite (video game, 2013) * Drama: An Actor’s Education (nonfiction book, 2011) * Mamma …

Minister, have you seen the report about Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson in the tunnels? ALSO DISCUSSED * Priest (2011) * Takeshi’s Castle Project: Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKES * Bioshock 2 (video game, 2010) * The Dead of the Night (novel, 1994) * Marvel 1602 (comic book limited series, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Rea…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have lied to us. And it's the exact same lie. The same six words. “Everything is going to be okay.” ALSO DISCUSSED * Good Omens: Season 2 (2023) * Meg 2: The Trench (2023) * Memphis (2011) * Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) * Thank God You’re Here: Season 5 (2023) PITH TAKE * Tomorrow, When the War Bega…

I just want Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson to stop saying ‘vomitorium’. ALSO DISCUSSED * Barbie (2023) * Cocaine Bear (2023) * Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) * Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015) * Insidious: The Last Key (2018) * Insidious: The Red Door (2023) * Oppenheimer (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's…

This is the first line of a joke, right? A guy comes home to find his wife with Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * Paul (2011) * Source Code (2010) * Stitches (2012) * Super (2010) * The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) * You Might Be the Killer (2018) * Your Highness (2011) PITH TAKE * Bioshock (video game, 2007) Reach us on Twitter at: htt…

Oh, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson! What big teeth you have! ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Hex (2021) * Limitless (2011) * Miracle Workers: End Times (2023) * The Muppets Mayhem (2023) * My Adventures with Superman: Season 1 (2023) * Run All Night (2015) * Sucker Punch (2011) * Vanishing on 7th Street (2010) PITH TAKE * Cake (play, 2023) Reach us on Twitt…

Were you just looking at Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s legs while they slept? ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Scarecrow 2 (2022) * I Am Number Four (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) * Unknown (2011) * The Witcher: Season 3 (2023) PITH TAKE * 42nd Street (stage musical, 1980) * Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (video game, 2016) Reach us on Tw…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson? As in the legendary sirens luring helpless sailors to their doom? ALSO DISCUSSED * Jekyll and Hyde (2021) * The Mechanic (2011) * Mechanic: Resurrection (2016) * The Rite (2011) * Sanctum (2011) * Secret Invasion (2023) * The Sunset Limited (2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and…

In the past, all Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off their horse. Now they must invade people's homes and ingratiate themselves with them. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Curse (2023) * Black Mirror: Season 6 (2023) * The Flash (2023) * Gulliver’s Travels (2010) * How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) …

Who worked Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson over with the ugly stick? ALSO DISCUSSED * Casino Jack (2010) * Macbeth (2010) * The Pale Blue Eye (2022) * Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) * The Tempest (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Laws…

Mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Never in the history of mankind have the nations of the world reacted with such unanimity and cooperation. Tonight, the lights will burn until dawn in the United Nations building as the leaders of the world map a course of action. ALSO DISCUSSED * Fair Game (2010) * Th…

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson ride into this town they’ll be bringing hell with them. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beyond Skyline (2017) * Burlesque (2010) * Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1986) * Morning Glory (2010) * Muppet Treasure Island (1996) * Renfield (2023) * Skyline (2010) * Skylines (2020) * The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1968) * Unstoppable…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson live in a house of blood, and they accept that. ALSO DISCUSSED * Altitude (2010) * Due Date (2010) * Troll Hunter (2010) PITH TAKE * The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair That Changed America (nonfiction book, 2003) * Full Throttle (2019, short story collection) * Ishmael (play, 2021) Reach us…

You better lawyer up, asshole, because Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren’t coming back for 30%, they’re coming back for EVERYTHING. ALSO DISCUSSED * Fast X (2023) * Night of the Demons (2009) * RED (2010) * RED 2 (2013) PITH TAKE * Deus Ex: Human Revolution (video game, 2011) * Itchy, Tasty: An Unofficial History of Resident Evil (nonfiction book, 2021…

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are having an OK day and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof. ALSO DISCUSSED * Devil (2010) * Interview with the Vampire: Season 1 (2022) * The Last Exorcism (2010) * The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) * Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) * M3gan (2022) * Piranha 3DD (2012) * Shakespeare’s …