Best Hear No Movie See No Movie Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 255: 255: See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) 1:34:59

4d ago1:34:59

1:34:59

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug suggests fixing this movie simply by removing the entire plot, Jamie confuses Tom Arnold with Tom Collins, Arnold Palmer and the name of a hotel, and we are both wildly distracted by the giant lump on the side of Kevin Spacey's face throughout the film. Smear a bunch of yogurt on your face while showering,…

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Episode 256: 256: This House Possessed (1981) 1:24:56

9h ago1:24:56

1:24:56

Audio quality warning: For some reason, this one's pretty bad. On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug pitches a great movie title, Jamie doesn't quite understand how our lead could possibly have a music career, and we both have such a difficult time readying all the hand-written messages in this made-for-tv movie. Be very afraid of your …

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Easy and Nutritious Smoothie Bowls / Ep 19 6:55

10h ago6:55

6:55

In today's episode, we talk about the benefits of smoothie bowls and share three easy, Instagram-worthy recipes designed to keep athlete teens energized. Learn how to make a Protein Power Smoothie Bowl, a Green Power Smoothie Bowl, and a Tropical Bliss Bowl, all without added sugar. Tune in for tips on creating delicious, nutritious, and customizab…

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Friends S4E13 "The One with Rachel's Crush" (1998) - Chandler Spoilers! #515 1:09:40

9d ago1:09:40

1:09:40

Paget Brewster performing as "Kathy" comes to a close in this episode. Is she a victim of miscommunication with Chandler or just simply a woman of "alley cat values?" ****************** Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date, while Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend. Elsewhere, after losing a bet, Monica a…

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Max Payne (2008) - Movie Review! #514 1:55:11

4h ago1:55:11

1:55:11

Mark Wahlberg Spoilers! is back! Is Max Payne the movie as good as Max Payne the video game? Mikey picked this movie & no one knows why. ************************ After the murders of his family and his partner, maverick cop Max (Mark Wahlberg) becomes hell-bent on revenge. Teamed with beautiful and deadly Russian mobster Mona Sax (Mila Kunis), Max …

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Making Pasta From Scratch With Your Teen / Ep 18 5:19

24h ago5:19

5:19

In this episode of Cooking with Teens, we talk about the delightful experience of making homemade pasta with your teen, including fettuccine and ravioli. The joy and flavor of fresh pasta, and your teen in the kitchen = the process over perfection. A simple fresh tomato sauce recipe is also shared, along with the overall experience of connecting wi…

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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) - Spoilers! #513 1:01:42

14d ago1:01:42

1:01:42

Pappy, Brett, and our superhero correspondent PK (is back!) to review Huge Jacked Man and Ryan Reynolds new classic: Deadpool & Wolverine! The MCU is back (??) Deadpool's peaceful existence comes crashing down when the Time Variance Authority recruits him to help safeguard the multiverse. He soon unites with his would-be pal, Wolverine, to complete…

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Episode 254: 254: Commando (1985) 1:36:58

4d ago1:36:58

1:36:58

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie kinda wants more screen time with Arnold in nothing but a black speedo, Doug is a bit confused by who exactly the main villain of the piece is, and we fall involve with the absolutely adorable montage to open the film. Best padlock your toolshed, steal the tiniest car you can find, and join us as w…

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Teen-Approved "Must Have in the Fridge": The Ultimate Basil Sauce / Ep 17 6:05

9d ago6:05

6:05

In this episode, we're talking about our family's epic basil sauce, a versatile and flavorful condiment perfect for elevating a variety of dishes. In this episode: -I details the basic recipe, which includes homemade mayo, basil, garlic, and optional jalapeno for a bit of heat -Suggests various variations and serving ideas, such as using the sauce …

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Episode 253: 253: Deathtrap (1982) 1:30:31

23d ago1:30:31

1:30:31

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug can't wait till his wife leaves him and he can finally purchase a windmill house in the Hamptons, Jamie doesn't understand why anyone would go on Merv Griffin with Phil Donahue around, and we both wonder what it would be like if the film were updated with Mark Wahlberg in the role of the psychic. Purchase …

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The Power of a Movie and a Snack Night to Bond With Your Teen / Ep 16 4:26

14d ago4:26

4:26

In today's episode, we're talking about making the most of the remaining summer days by bonding with your teenagers through a nostalgic movie night. The idea is to watch films that you loved during your own teen years, sharing memories and sparking conversations, and of course -- maybe making a dessert, snack, or dinner! Or hey, even ordering a piz…

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Long Legs (2024) - Spoilers! #512 1:06:52

15d ago1:06:52

1:06:52

Stevie, Pappy, and Korey (Kylo) review a spoooky Nicolas Kim Coppola Cage movie: Long Legs! A surprise summer hit! FBI Agent Lee Harker is assigned to an unsolved serial killer case that takes an unexpected turn, revealing evidence of the occult. Harker discovers a personal connection to the killer and must stop him before he strikes again. Release…

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Episode 252: 252: Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) 1:23:57

20d ago1:23:57

1:23:57

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie realizes that Chewbacca's pretty much a dead-beat-dad, Doug admits that while he never wanted to know what the Wookie pornography delivery system is, he's glad he does now, and we adore the relationship between Chewie's wife and Ralph Kamden's best friend. Toss a storm trooper to his horrible death…

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The Power of an Evening Walk After Dinner To Connect With Your Teen / Ep 15 5:46

21d ago5:46

5:46

In today's episode, we're talking about the benefits of incorporating after-dinner walks into your routine. Walking helps with digestion, boosts metabolism, and improves sleep while also offering a unique opportunity to bond with your teen. Episode highlights: -Starting small -Making it a family activity -Allowing the teen to choose the route -Perm…

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Episode 251: 251: Date with an Angel (1987) 1:40:42

27d ago1:40:42

1:40:42

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug wonders if Wendy's fries would cause an angel severe diarrhea, Jamie inadvertently stumbles into a porthole/portal to porn bit, and we both agree that Phoebe Cates and the man who plays her father may be the only reasons to take a look at this film. Bury that French accent in dolphin noises, chow down on a…

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Creative Infused Water Ideas for the Summer / Ep 14 7:13

1M ago7:13

7:13

Welcome back, friend! In today's episode, we're talking all about infused water as a refreshing and healthy way to stay hydrated. In this episode you'll get various combinations of fruits, herbs, and vegetables for infused water that is ideal for involving teens in the kitchen. Suggested combinations: -Ginger and lemon -Cucumber mint -Citrus blend …

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Episode 250: 250: The Great Outdoors (1988) 1:16:39

1M ago1:16:39

1:16:39

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Jamie lets it slip that she worked at Blockbuster (which is news to her cohost), Doug has a big issue with the wardrobe choices throughout, and we both are a bit creeped out by these dead-eyed red-headed twins. Lead your family sing along of Yackety Yak, get that bear some pants to cover his bare ass, an…

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Cherishing Summer Evenings & Sunset Dinners With Your Teens / Ep 13 5:58

1M ago5:58

5:58

In this episode, we're exploring a delightful summer idea aimed at fostering deeper connections with teens—sunset dinners. I explain the unique charm of dining outdoors during sunset and how it enhances conversation and strengthens bonds as it encourages simplicity in the meal preparation, suggesting easy, no-stress options like a cheese board or f…

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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) - Spoilers! #511 1:17:40

2M ago1:17:40

1:17:40

Pappy, Mikey, and Korey review the latest George Miller classic: Furiosa! Snatched from the Green Place of Many Mothers, young Furiosa falls into the hands of a great biker horde led by the warlord Dementus. Sweeping through the Wasteland, they come across the Citadel, presided over by the Immortan Joe. As the two tyrants fight for dominance, Furio…

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Episode 249: 249: Ninja III: The Domination (1984) 1:24:34

1M ago1:24:34

1:24:34

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug obsesses with a character's extreme amount of body hair, Jamie begins to question everything she knows regarding golf-attire, and we both fall into a giggle fit when recounting a certain line delivered in this film. Crank up the volume on your 'work' boom box, dump that V8 all over your chest, and join us …

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Friends S4E12 "The One with the Embryos" (1998) - Chandler Spoilers! #509 1:19:57

2M ago1:19:57

1:19:57

Josh, Brett and Pappy only have a 25% chance of getting this podcast right. It's more FRIENDS & "Kathy Chronicles" from your boys! ********* Phoebe undergoes an embryo implant procedure to become a surrogate mother for her brother (Giovanni Ribisi) and his wife (Debra Jo Rupp); Monica and Rachel wager their apartment in a trivia game against Chandl…

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Bonding With Your Teen at the Farmer's Market / Ep 12 6:41

1M ago6:41

6:41

In this episode, I'm providing quick and easy ways to bond with your teenagers through cooking - specifically focusing on taking your teen to a local farmer's market. It's no secret that the benefits of fresh, seasonal produce can create a great experience; including involving teens in the selection and cooking process. Ready to foster a deeper con…

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Episode 248: 248: The Hollywood Knights (1980) 1:16:08

2M ago1:16:08

1:16:08

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, we travel back to 2017 to an early subscriber-only episode. Jamie assumes Michelle Pfeiffer was still trying to figure this 'acting thing' out, Doug likes Robert Wuhl as much as the next guy but argues that he cannot carry any film, and we both are a bit confused by the adoration of 50s culture in the 19…

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No-Bake, No-Fuss: Chill Summer Treats for Bored Teens / Ep 11 15:22

2M ago15:22

15:22

In today's episode, we are talking all things refreshing summer treats that are perfect for teens! From frozen yogurt bark and sour patch grapes to watermelon slushies and granitas, these recipes are easy, mostly healthy, and designed for teens to make independently. There's nothing like the joy of seeing kids create their own culinary masterpieces…

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Episode 247: 247: Private Benjamin (1980) 1:32:49

2M ago1:32:49

1:32:49

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug realizes that he scheduled his colonoscopy on his 20th wedding anniversary (we wish this was a joke), Jamie recounts the time she told an Army recruiter that she couldn't serve due to being a 'delicate flower', and we embarrass ourselves when trying to discuss anything military-related. Change your hair co…

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What We Cooked This Week: Crispy Tacos, an Epic Sandwich, Kale Salad & More / Ep 10 14:50

2M ago14:50

14:50

In today's episode, my son Lucas and I take you on our culinary adventures of the past week, sharing our takeaways, insights, and recipes for versatile chicken thighs, oven-baked quesadillas, tender steaks, and vibrant vegetarian options! We also highlight the convenience of making delicious meals using leftovers, providing ideas for creative dinne…

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Episode 246: 246: Blame it on Rio (1984) 1:25:40

2M ago1:25:40

1:25:40

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, we travel back to 2017 to our very first subscriber-only episode. Jamie is disgusted (appropriately) through the recording, Doug does some research on the actual age of the actress which makes this much worse, and we both are pretty sad this this is the first film we're covering with this wonderful cast.…

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Laid-back and Tasty: Summer Cooking Activities for Teens / Ep 9 14:16

2M ago14:16

14:16

In today's episode, we talk about a variety of summer activities perfect for spending quality time with your teenager. From beach and pool days to backyard movie nights, discover creative ways to bond through cooking and fun. A few ideas mentioned are: Setting up game nights with tasty snacks, enjoying breakfast for dinner, creating snack platters,…

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Friends S4E11 "The One With Phoebe's Uterus" (1998) - Chandler Spoilers! #508 46:45

3M ago46:45

46:45

Phoebe is gonna have Spoilerman's babies! Don't worry, she's just the over. Josh, Pappy and Brett will walk you through everything. **** Phoebe's brother (Giovanni Ribisi) asks her to carry a baby for him and his wife; Chandler gets lessons in love; Joey finds himself in a class struggle. Show: Friends Air date: January 8, 1998 Hosted on Acast. See…

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Episode 245: 245: Caddyshsck II (1988) 1:21:26

3M ago1:21:26

1:21:26

On the latest episode of the podcast, Doug sings the praises of the majority of the cast in this horrible movie, Jamie thinks she's watching a movie starring Connie Francis and Perry Mason, and we both marvel at the decision to allow Dan Akyroyd to do whatever voice work this is. Put on your loudest formal-wear, allow an unhinged laser to give you …

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Friends S4E10 "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie" (1997) - Chandler Spoilers! #508 54:54

3M ago54:54

54:54

Josh, Brett and Pappy ride the FRIENDS train all the way to Poughkeepsie. **** Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship, Chandler's well-intended attempts to get Rachel a date seem to miss the mark, and Monica's plan to assert some authority at her new restaurant goes away. Show: Friends Air date: December 18, 1997 Hosted on Acast. S…

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Easy Summertime Breakfast Ideas Your Teens Will Love / Ep 8 20:30

2M ago20:30

20:30

In today's episode, we're exploring various breakfast ideas perfect for summer that your teens will LOVE making! With summer approaching, teens have more leisure time in the mornings, and these recipes are great for a nutritious start to the day. From sweet options like granola, yogurt bowls, and smoothies to savory choices such as waffles, bacon-e…

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Primer (2004) - Spoilers! #507 1:35:28

3M ago1:35:28

1:35:28

Intellectual Spoilermen Pappy and Josh build and sell movie review technology with the help of their friend Shad (from the Monomaniacs podcast). ***** Intellectual engineers Aaron (Shane Carruth) and Abe (David Sullivan) build and sell error-checking technology with the help of their friends Robert (Casey Gooden) and Phillip (Anand Upadhyaya). But …

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Episode 244: 244: Dune (1984) 1:26:11

3M ago1:26:11

1:26:11

On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, we travel back to 2021 when we thought it might be fun to cover another David Lynch movie since we had such fun with Blue Velvet. What a mistake., Jamie tries to get her husband to explain any part of this movie...and he won't, Doug makes some bold statements about just how bad this film is when it's pro…

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The Godfather (1972) Part 6 of 6 - Spoilers! #506 2:04:36

3M ago2:04:36

2:04:36

Today we settled all family business. The Godfather (1972) deep dive is over. Stevie brings us home. ************ In the 1972 movie The Godfather, Don Michael Corleone says, "Today I settled all family business" to Carlo Rizzi while discussing the deaths of Barzini, Phillip Tattaglia, Moe Greene, Stracci, and Cuneo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr…

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8 Must-Learn Kitchen Skills for Your Teen's Independence / Ep 7 28:34

3M ago28:34

28:34

In this episode, I'm joined again by my son Lucas to explore the eight essential skills teens should master before diving into cooking. We discuss the importance of knowing your way around the kitchen, maintaining kitchen safety and cleanliness, reading recipes thoroughly, developing basic knife skills, using proper tools and measurements, managing…

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Episode 243: 243: 9 to 5 (1980) 1:39:40

3M ago1:39:40

1:39:40

On the nine year anniversary of the podcast, Jamie argues that a big part of women's rights might just include 'butt stuff', Doug tells his 'Sade story', and we both show our ignorance by not knowing what a credenza is. Hog-tie your boss with a telephone cord, slap on that Colonel Sanders costume, and join us as we are overwhelmed with delight gett…

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