Best Hidden Tea Party Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 58: Shuu-t Me, Doctor 1:14:52

6h ago1:14:52

1:14:52

We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠! Shuu Route It's time for the creepy doctor! Meanwhile, Rowan reveals he's been a goat in a suit the whole time, Courtney educates us on the vore community and we try not to spoil Umineko, even though it's soooo easy to catch up on... Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠⁠HB routes⁠⁠⁠⁠Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠⁠HB trigger warnin…

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Episode 57: Prostate's Back, Baby 57:55

18h ago57:55

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We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠! Yuuya Route This week, we follow Yuuya into the gritty world of spies, uncomfortable flirting and jorking it in the park. Also, we learn that this podcast has ruined Rowan, but at least he's learned how not to ruin his audio... Right? Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠HB routes⁠⁠⁠Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠HB trigger warnings⁠⁠…

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Never be intimidated in high society again- How to talk to anyone 22:27

2h ago22:27

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Join Kiki Astor on a very useful episode of "Awkward Etiquette" Delve into the intricate world of high society as romance author and etiquette maven Kiki breaks down the archetypes you're likely to encounter at prestigious cocktail parties and galas. From the elegant Grande Dame to the charming Debutante, the eclectic Eccentric Artist to the formid…

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Episode 56: Our Favourite Cringe Fail Loser Bird 1:12:11

1h ago1:12:11

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We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠here⁠⁠! Anghel Route This week, we discover the identity of our mystery bird! It turns out he's a weirdo and we love him. Along the way, Jess and Rowan reluctantly learn what a chuuni is, Anghel goes to the shop in D&D and discourse kicks off in the bean fandom. Route guide: ⁠⁠HB routes⁠⁠Content warnings: ⁠⁠HB tri…

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Elegance is refusal? The art and etiquette of saying no 28:09

4h ago28:09

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In this delightful episode of Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor, your charming host, Kiki Astor, explores the timeless elegance of old money aesthetics. Join Kiki as she reveals the secrets to embracing simplicity and sophistication in both your wardrobe and home decor. Discover how to achieve that coveted, understated luxury look with tips on sele…

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Episode 55: Nageki Piss King 53:56

23d ago53:56

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We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Nageki Route(Content warning for end of episode: discussion of suicide)It's an emotional rollercoaster this week folks. We spend most of it in the library, trying to decide if our favourite mourning dove is a redditor, a socially anxious wreck, simply depressed or all of the above. There's one thin…

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Summer House Etiquette for hosts and guests 35:00

5d ago35:00

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Summer House Etiquette for hosts and guests In this episode of the Awkward Etiquette Podcast, we dive into the do's and don'ts of summer house etiquette for both hosts and guests, especially for those living or emulating an "old money" lifestyle or old money aesthetic. Join us as we explore how to create a welcoming environment, handle tricky situa…

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Episode 54: Rowan Gets Humiliated and Joins a Punkgeon Polycule 57:51

29d ago57:51

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We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Both Azami Routes and the Bad End Rowan spectacularly fails to remember the name of a single character and accidentally suggests bearing your prostate at a pigeon this episode, but that doesn't stop him finding his dream biker gang along the way. Route guide: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HB routes⁠⁠ Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠H…

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Old money aesthetic beauty: what everyone gets wrong 21:25

12d ago21:25

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"Old money beauty." When most people, especially on social media, think of this, they are envisioning a beauty from a vintage Ralph Lauren ad. That vision is reductionist and couldn't be further from the truth. In this episode of the Awkward Etiquette podcast, your charming hostess, author and etiquette maven and ex rich person, TikTok personality …

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Episode 53: Notice Me Senpai 58:12

1M ago58:12

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We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠! Nanaki Route This week, we're trying to romance our sleepiest, scrungliest teacher (and ace-aro king) Mr Nanaki. Along the way, Rowan describes his great victory in battle over hit visual novel author Ryukishi07, provides top tips on how to survive inside a chemistry lab, and makes us talk about the Ca…

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Inheritance woes, trophy wives, and trust fund babies 26:22

19d ago26:22

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In this intriguing episode of "Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor," we delve into the fascinating world of inheritance words, trophy wives, and trust funds, particularly within the realm of old money families. Join Kiki Astor as she unravels the complex social etiquettes and unspoken rules that govern the lives of the wealthy elite. Discover the nua…

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Episode 52: Courtney Gets Roasted 1:03:18

2M ago1:03:18

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We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠! Sakuya's Normal and True Routes Three podcasters have an extremely normal time trying to stay on topic for five seconds. This week, we're critiquing the world's most detestable bird, but Courtney ends up as collateral damage. Route guide: ⁠HB routes Content warnings: ⁠HB trigger warnings⁠ FREE PALESTINE …

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Episode 51: Pudding Utopia 1:03:03

2M ago1:03:03

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We have a discord now! Check out ⁠⁠here⁠⁠! Okosan's Normal and True routes Coo coo! (Leave your braincells at the door and join us in this episode of Hidden Tea Party to return to your feral ancestry!Drop out of school, drink steroids and unleash your insatiable desire for pudding and maybe you too could become Okosan's perfect woman.) Route guide:…

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Episode 50: The Pigeon Trolley Problem 52:26

2M ago52:26

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We have a discord now! Check out ⁠here⁠! Part II of Ryouta's route Is Ryouta coeliac? What would a 26-year-old pigeon look like? Have all therapists really played Hatoful Boyfriend? Will Rowan ever be able to stop comparing this game to hit visual novel Umineko? All these important questions and more answered in this episode of Hidden Tea Party. Ro…

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Episode 49: Welcome Everybirdie! 1:06:44

2M ago1:06:44

1:06:44

We have a discord now! Check out here! Part I of Ryouta's routeHidden Tea Party is back with a whole new game! That's right, we're leaving Umineko in the dust and turning towards our new love: Hatoful Boyfriend, a pigeon dating sim. Play along with us or just sit back and listen as we meet the cast and wrestle with the logistics of bird society on …

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BONUS: Fanmail 21:13

2M ago21:13

21:13

We are alive! And we recieved.... fanmail? FREE PALESTINE There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid. https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/ https://www.map.org.uk/ Your local area will l…

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Where do you summer? How to vacation like old money 22:20

3M ago22:20

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Auntie Kiki is going on a trip! (No she is not "summering"- because she's Nouveau Pauvre!) But this got me thinking- old money people don't do summer like the rest of the population. Where do they go, what do they do, how do they speak of it and most importantly, how do you make your povvo staycation sound Old Money, how do you make your basic trav…

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Packing secrets of socialites: elegant travel tips 41:24

3M ago41:24

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Are you traveling soon, or wish you were? In this episode of Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor: - Discover why packing light can revolutionize your travel experience and make travel less stressful. - Dive into Auntie Kiki's exclusive packing hacks: Learn the tricks to maximize your space and and options. - Curate your chic carry-on capsule wardrobe…

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Graceful goodbyes: a funeral etiquette guide 41:24

2M ago41:24

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Yes, saying goodbye to loved ones is sad, but a funeral doesn't have to be all doom and gloom. Remember, it's about honoring the dearly departed and comforting the loved ones and family left behind. Get ready to lighten up the somber mood with Kiki Astor on this episode of the Awkward Etiquette podcast! We're diving into the unexpected world of fun…

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Old money rite of passage: boarding school 33:41

3M ago33:41

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Join Kiki Astor in a revealing exploration of the quintessential old money rite of passage: boarding school. In this enlightening episode, Kiki delves into the traditions, expectations, and unique social dynamics that shape the experiences of those groomed in the world of old money. Discover the secrets behind the prestigious institutions that have…

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Cue the pregnant pause: the awkward etiquette of pregnancy 28:00

4M ago28:00

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Get ready to chuckle and cringe in equal measure on the latest episode of "Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor" as host Kiki Astor tackles the confounding and sometimes cringe-worthy world of pregnancy etiquette. From belly pats to baby showers, Kiki dishes out witty insights and practical advice on navigating these sticky social situations. Join Kik…

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Airplane etiquette: fly the polite skies 27:27

4M ago27:27

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Join your Auntie Kiki, etiquette expert, romance novelist, and nouveau pauvre jet setter Kiki Astor, on a journey through the dos and don'ts of airplane travel in this insightful episode of the "Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor" podcast. Whether you're a seasoned jet-setter or a first-time flyer, mastering airplane etiquette is essential for a smo…

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From old money to nouveau pauvre or rags to riches? Navigating financial ups and downs in style 28:16

4M ago28:16

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Join Kiki Astor on a riveting episode of Awkward Etiquette as she delves into the complexities of transitioning between extreme socioeconomic statuses. In this thought-provoking discussion, Kiki shares her personal journey and insights on what it's truly like to experience the rollercoaster ride from riches to poverty and vice versa. From the nuanc…

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Secrets of old money aesthetic homes: Interior design hacks 27:44

4M ago27:44

27:44

Join your Auntie Kiki, Kiki Astor, on the latest episode of the Awkward Etiquette podcast as she delves into the art of interior design, offering expert tips to transform your home into a haven of sophistication and elegance. Discover the secrets to infusing your home with the timeless charm and refinement of the old money aesthetic. From classic f…

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Sorry, not sorry- The delicate art of the apology 24:27

4M ago24:27

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Sometimes "sorry" is not an apology, but rather an insult. In this episode of Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor, we delve into the fine art of apologies. Tune in and explore the intricacies of saying sorry, including knowing when to apologize and when it's best to refrain. Discover essential etiquette tips on navigating social situations with grace…

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Old Money vs New Money Travel, Travel Dupes, Instagram Travel, and Palm Beach 31:39

5M ago31:39

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Modern Jet-Set Travel in the age of Instagram: Travel Tensions and the Palm Beach Identity Crisis Join romance author and etiquette maven, ex rich person Kiki Astor, as she celebrates the launch of the Palm Royale TV show on Apple TV and the release of her latest book, "Pink Palazzo," set against the opulent, tropical backdrop of Palm Beach. When y…

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The etiquette of insults: how to maintain your dignity around rude people 32:22

5M ago32:22

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Discover the Art of Graceful Comebacks and Social Poise in this 'The Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor' Podcast Episode. Respond to Insults with panache and confidence! Join etiquette expert Kiki Astor as she delves into the question of navigating insults with finesse. Learn the intricacies of maintaining your dignity while facing rude remarks, exp…

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The etiquette of dress codes, from the sublime to the ridiculous 35:09

5M ago35:09

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Dive into the world of dress codes with your hostess, your Auntie Kiki Astor, on this episode of the Awkward Etiquette podcast. From deciphering what dress codes entail to calling them out when they seem absurd, discover expert tips on navigating, adopting and enforcing dress standards gracefully. Gain valuable insights from the timeless wisdom of …

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Cocktail Party Confidence: Kiki Astor's Hacks for Overcoming Social Anxiety 31:52

5M ago31:52

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Join Kiki Astor in this enlightening episode of Awkward Etiquette as she delves into the delicate topic of social anxiety. Discover why cocktail parties can be the perfect playground for those battling social anxiety, offering a unique blend of social interaction and structured environment. With expert insights and practical tips, Kiki navigates th…

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Better to give than to receive? The etiquette of gifts and gifting 38:35

6M ago38:35

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In this episode of Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor, we dive into the complexities of gift-giving etiquette. From birthdays to weddings, holidays to corporate events, navigating the dos and don'ts of gifting can be a challenge. Kiki offers practical advice on gracefully receiving gifts and choosing the perfect present for any occasion, ensuring yo…

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Pearls of wisdom with Auntie Kiki: Pearl etiquette, history, and styling 34:24

6M ago34:24

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Get ready to clutch your pearls- or actually, to hold them closer to your heart. Dive into the timeless elegance of pearls with Auntie Kiki on this episode of Awkward Etiquette. Discover the rich history and cultural significance of pearls, as well as the intricate etiquette surrounding their wear and care. From understanding the symbolism and supe…

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Toddlers, Tiaras, and Princess Syndrome- etiquette for spoiled brats 36:20

6M ago36:20

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Join romance author, ex rich person, and etiquette maven Kiki Astor in this episode of "Awkward Etiquette" as she fearlessly delves into the world of toddlers, tiaras, and the notorious Princess Syndrome. With a touch of much needed humor, Kiki breaks down the intricacies of dealing with spoiled brats, be they adults or toddlers, while maintaining …

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Promptness is a virtue? The etiquette and social anthropology of lateness and being on time 39:35

6M ago39:35

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In this delightful episode of "Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor," join your charismatic hostess with the mosteset, your favorite Auntie Kiki, as she navigates the intricate world of lateness and promptness, including how they fit into cultural and social anthropology, psychology, and etiquette. Dive into a whimsical exploration of the cultural nua…

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Graceful Exits: Etiquette coach discusses divorce decorum and separating in style 50:26

7M ago50:26

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Join Kiki Astor, the charismatic romance novelist and etiquette coach, in this must-listen episode of 'Awkward Etiquette.' Delve into the art of navigating a messy high-profile divorce with grace, style, and impeccable manners. Kiki Astor shares her expert insights on maintaining elegance in the face of relationship challenges, offering practical a…

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How to be a social climber- without dropping your pedigree papers 45:11

7M ago45:11

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In this captivating episode of "Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor," delve into the intriguing history of the legendary feud between Mrs. Astor and Alva Vanderbilt. Uncover the secrets of high society and learn how to elegantly navigate the delicate art of social climbing. Kiki Astor shares valuable insights on dealing with the gatekeepers who stand…

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Red soles and fake handbags- the history and etiquette of status symbols 39:56

7M ago39:56

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Step into the world of opulence with the latest episode of "Awkward Etiquette with Kiki Astor" as we explore the fascinating history of status symbols, from Louis XIV's iconic red-soled shoes to the intricate web of sumptuary laws. Join your host Kiki Astor and her savvy guests as they unravel the tales behind these symbols of wealth and prestige. …

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What is etiquette, and why do manners matter? 27:02

7M ago27:02

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Join host Kiki Astor in this introductory episode of the Awkward Etiquette podcast, as she delves into the essence of etiquette, exploring why it matters in today's society and how it has evolved over time. Uncover the intricacies of social norms, the impact of manners on personal relationships, and the unexpected twists that etiquette can introduc…

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BONUS EPISODE - WRAP UP / Q&A 1:33:41

12M ago1:33:41

1:33:41

We arise from our post-Umineko reverie to respond to some listener questions! We’re taking a hiatus while we grieve for the novel that has occupied so much of our lives for the past year and a bit. We’ll be back soon with more bonus content, and soon…. Season 3… Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Courtney's Twitch: https:/…

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Episode 48: To My Beloved Witch 2:04:34

1y ago2:04:34

2:04:34

Part VI of Twilight of the Golden Witch We finally close the door on Hit Visual Novel Umineko. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over provided by Tarlo. Byakumu no Mayu ~Ricordando il passato~ by Akiko Shikata

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Episode 47: Minecraft Returns 1:27:01

1y ago1:27:01

1:27:01

Part V of Twilight of the Golden Witch Turns out Ryukishi07 is an avid pod listener and has placed several soup themed shoutouts just for us in our penultimate reading! Also the British Museum will now never sponser us even if we wanted it to. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Intro and Outro …

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Episode 46: Paddington 2 1:34:32

1y ago1:34:32

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Part IV of Twilight of the Golden Witch We are HURTLING towards the end of Umineko, but there are still so many unanswered questions! Are there aliens? Is Young Sheldon good actually? Why is Rowan's mic so crispy for the first 10 minutes? We won't be answering these questions, but tune in anyway! Ange-Beatrice Concepts Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Cour…

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Episode 45: Silent Hilf 1:17:43

1y ago1:17:43

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Part III of Twilight of the Golden Witch Bitch! It's been a while! Between the live episode and my internet exploding we've been gone, but now we're back! With great content such as Rowan's cancellation era, Genji x Kinzo Real???, and video games for babies. Schoolgirl Goat Episode 44: Live Episode! We Play Bernkastel's Game Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Part…

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Episode 43: Gohda Lore Drop 1:04:16

1y ago1:04:16

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Part I of Twilight of the Golden Witch The Beginning of the End! But that does not stop us from going on multiple Peaky Blinders tangents (please don't tell me what the show is about). We would also like to establish that we are very much a Pro-Milf podcast. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Courtney's Twitch: https://www…

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Episode 42: Kill Your Therapist 1:24:36

1y ago1:24:36

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Part X of Requiem of the Golden Witch (kind of) It's our Uminaniversary! And to celebrate we go full academic mode as we dive into the King Ryukishi Bible. I mean, the Umineko manga! We explore a certain characters backstory in more depth, investigate all of Gender and compare Mr. 07 to his contemporaries. A small playlist from Rowan to You, the li…

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Episode 41: Jeremy 1:30:51

1y ago1:30:51

1:30:51

Part IX of Requiem of the Golden Witch Now you could watch the 8 hour Rosatrice video essay, but wouldn't you rather join us, here, as we give our expert opinions on Grease, explore the womb of illusions, and discover how many ways you can truly spell George. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ …

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Episode 40: Too Many Climaxes 1:08:03

1+ y ago1:08:03

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Part VIII of Requiem of the Golden Witch Rejoyce! Or Commiserate! Our podcast is entering its themes era. Murder mystery? Don't know her. But what I do know is this episode contains serialised fiction hate, murder wives, and lots of playing coy. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Intro Voice-ov…

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Episode 39: Having a Normal One 1:36:00

1+ y ago1:36:00

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Part VII of Requiem of the Golden Witch It's all fuckin' miracles innit? Join us as we finally solve Umineko, or at least read what Ryukishi07 considers a comprehensive solution. If you have found this reading frustrating, don't worry, it's just a prank bro. (Big thank you to our voice actors this week!) Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter:…

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Episode 38: Horrible Grandad Merch 1:17:44

1+ y ago1:17:44

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Part VI of Requiem of the Golden Witch Tonight we extend an invite to Ryukishi's personal minecraft server, as we officially solve the epitaph! Will we be satisfied with the solution (spoiler: probably not), and will Rowan say something critical (spoiler: probably yes)? Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @…

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Episode 37: Djungelskog 1:27:28

1+ y ago1:27:28

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Part V of Requiem of the Golden Witch Get your trench coats on, it's time for some gender detecting! This week we try to track down Kanon's magic binder, slander a beloved stuffed lion, and concieve perhaps the greatest rap battle of all time? Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by Da…

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Episode 36: We all live in a Golden Submarine 1:37:22

1+ y ago1:37:22

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Part IV of Requiem of the Golden Witch In this weeks description I am simply going to apologise to all Italians who listen to our podcast. Tumblr: Hidden-Tea-Party Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_ Voice-over by Dan Intro and Outro music by Beth Read. Monochrome Clock by M.Zakky…

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