Best Joseph Schuster Podcasts (2024)

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Rules are for Officers (DS9 S1 : E6 "Captive Pursuit") 59:51

2d ago59:51

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The true Hero of the Working Man makes a friend as we review "Captive Pursuit"! In a future where every copy of "The Most Dangerous Game" was destroyed, Chief O'Brien and his new Gamma Quad drinking buddy engage in a bit of light murder, but are the real criminals the costume department?

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A Little Early for Space Gibberish (DS9 S1 : E5 "Babel") 59:47

9d ago59:47

59:47

Comedy! Review! Star Trek! Sometimes we also say random words with no connection as we take a look at "Babel"! The Chief gets a case of the weird talkies, Quark gets out his junk drawer of security hacks, and eventually the answer gets volun-told only the way Kira could.

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Honey, I Cloned an Ex-Con! (DS9 S1 : E4 "A Man Alone") 1:02:28

17d ago1:02:28

1:02:28

When Odo runs into his least favorite war profiteering jabroni, his sudden case of getting murdered turns up a while meadow of whoopsie daisies in "A Man Alone." Not only does a very evil bit actor gins up a lynch mob, and somehow this overshadows Bashir straight up accidentally cloning a guy!

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Plain, Simple Garak (DS9 S1 : E3 "Past Prologue") 1:01:58

24d ago1:01:58

1:01:58

Nothing like the introduction to Trek's best 'humble tailor' to spice up our review of DS9's second episode, "Past Prologue". As local medical doofus Bashir gets hand held through his first bit of tradecraft, the best four best parts of the Klingon Empire show up and Kira learns that its never a good idea to try and outflank your boss.…

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This Old Caradassian Deathtrap (DS9 S1:E1/2 "Emissary") 1:51:13

1M ago1:51:13

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At last, your favorite Star Trek podcast arrives at the shady port of call you have all been waiting for as V'Ger Please enters the Deep Space Nine era! Come along with us as we review "Emissary" where Commander Sisko has the worst employee orientation ever, magic orbs are immediately handed out, and the most consequential space hole of all time co…

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BTK - DENNIS RADER LETTER 5:36

1M ago5:36

5:36

BTK, the most notorious serial killer in the US, used to work for Coleman's - the company that makes camping equipment. So, I decided to 'camp out' and write him a letter about it. PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!By Marshall

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Hasperat Homework (DS9 Prep Episode) 1:30:59

2M ago1:30:59

1:30:59

Your hosts get ready to complete their PhD in Trek by going back to the classic texts in our official Deep Space Nine prep episode! Joseph and Peter review several key TNG episodes - "The Wounded", "Ensign Ro", "Chain of Command", and "Preemptive Strike" - to refresh themselves on key continuity and characters, and get more than a little lost remin…

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LARISSA SCHUSTER LETTER 6:30

2M ago6:30

6:30

After Larissa Schuster killed her husband and put him in a vat of hydrochloric acid, she enjoyed a day at Disney World. Sounds like a pretty Mickey Mouse plan to me. PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!By Marshall

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DOUGLAS CLARK LETTER 5:26

2M ago5:26

5:26

Douglas Clark is one of the most notorious serial killers ever. He and his accomplice, Carol Bundy, were known as the Sunset Strip Killers, oftentimes decapitating their victims. I'm sure that you'll fall head over heels with this episode. PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!By Marshall

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VOY's Deepest Cuts (ST: Lower Decks "Twovix" Review) 1:05:22

2M ago1:05:22

1:05:22

Sometimes, the universe sees fit to make something for a VERY specific group of people, and that day came when we watched the Lower Decks episode "Twovix"! Your hosts demand peak performance as they rate every single Voyager joke and reference for quality and accuracy, reflect on Lower Decks as a whole, and wonder if maybe - just maybe - someone so…

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JOSEPH DANKS LETTER 4:30

2M ago4:30

4:30

Joseph Danks is a serial killer known as The Koreatown Slasher. He also thought Johnny Carson and Burt Reynolds shared a prison cell with him. Hmmm no mention of Ed Mcmahon? PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!By Marshall

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ROBERT PICKTON LETTER 6:23

2M ago6:23

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Robert Pickton is known as the most prolific serial killer in Canada, killing up to 49 people on his pig farm. Doesn't sound Kosher to me! PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!By Marshall

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Hell is Real ( Event Horizon Review) 1:23:40

2M ago1:23:40

1:23:40

From our Patreon vault comes a review of one of the most underappreciated sci-fi/horror films ever made and personal favorite of both your hosts - 1997's "Event Horizon"! With Joseph and Peter VERY AWARE of tropes around portals to Hell, we dive deep on a movie with vision and ambition that is sorely missing in today's Hollywood offerings. Please e…

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CHESTER TURNER LETTER 4:48

3M ago4:48

4:48

Chester Turner is a serial killer known as the 'Southside Slayer'. He also worked at Domino's Pizza. I love Domino's Pizza....and so I wrote him a letter about it. PRISON SENTENCES - where my humour is the real crime!By Marshall

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RICHARD WADE FARLEY LETTER 8:08

3M ago8:08

8:08

Richard Wade Farley was a notorious stalker. So much so, that they made a TV-movie about him starring John Boy. John Boy as a stalker? Hmmmm. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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The Enterprise Series RIP! 1:28:09

3M ago1:28:09

1:28:09

As was foretold, we have arrived at the end of the Heinous Trip at Warp 5 and now set the whole of Enterprise into it's deserved grave! What was the best? The worst? Was this show late breaking competence enough to make it worth watching at all? We dive deep as we always do to answer the tough question. Listen and enjoy!…

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JAMES MITCHELL LETTER 6:51

3M ago6:51

6:51

I had an awful 10th birthday. James Mitchell murdered his ex-girlfriend at their daughter's first birthday party. I guess my birthday wasn't so bad after all. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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Enterprise Season 4 RIP! 1:18:17

3M ago1:18:17

1:18:17

It's that magical time yet again as we reach the end of another Trek season and hand out all our awards for the Enterprise Season 4 RIP! This was a fantastic season of Trek, but we still have lists of the best things, the worst things, the OSHA violations, and so much more! Check it out!

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BRUCE DAVIS LETTER 4:53

3M ago4:53

4:53

Bruce Davis was Charles Manson's right hand man? Why is it always a right hand man and not a left hand man? PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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A Circus of Disservice (ENT S4 : E22) 1:06:25

3M ago1:06:25

1:06:25

We enter the times that try men's souls as we review the most unfortunate series finale in Trek history as we review the infamous "These Are The Voyages...". That said...is it really as bad as everyone's says? yeah Trip gets the worst death scene of all time. Sure, the premise only makes a limited amount of sense. But....the worst Trek episode of a…

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JOE EXOTIC LETTER 5:03

4M ago5:03

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Joe Exotic loved tigers....but hated Carol Baskin. So he tried to have her killed. It could have been the PURRR-fect crime. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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Interview with Tom Salinsky (Author of "Star Trek: Discovering the TV Series") 57:38

4M ago57:38

57:38

It turns out Peter and Joseph are *not* the only nerds watching Trek and sharing their thoughts about it online! From across the pond we interview actor and author Tom Salinsky on his new book "Star Trek: Discovering the TV Series", wherein Tom documents his first own Trek thoughts and reviews. We dig deep on all the big questions: How did British …

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Truth, Justice, and Lanyards for All (ENT S4 : E21) 1:29:36

4M ago1:29:36

1:29:36

The true series finale of Enterprise is here as we review "Terra Prime"! Everyone has plot as RoboCop tries to stay winning,Trip gets the head wounds, Hoshi finally commands, Reed returns to Gotham, and Archer takes until the last second to pull off a Classic Captain's Speech Check. There are no Enterprise episodes after this! No sir! What a satisf…

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JOSHUA JENKINS LETTER 4:59

4M ago4:59

4:59

Joshua Jenkins killed his entire family.....except for the dog. Perhaps he is a dog lover So I wrote him a letter! PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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The RoboCop Supremacy (ENT S4 : E20) 1:30:10

4M ago1:30:10

1:30:10

The true grand finale of Enterprise begins as we review "Demons"! It's nothing but jam packed excellence as Peter Weller does the best bad guy monologues, Travis gets laid, and Trip and T'Pol attempt the most ill-advised infiltration of all time!

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BRANDON THOLMER LETTER 4:59

4M ago4:59

4:59

Years before audiences had a thing for The Golden Girls, there was a criminal who had a thing for older women. Apparently this is called, gerontophilia. I never heard of this word before, so I googled it…..and then I cleared my browsing history. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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Putting the 'Ho' in 'Hoshi' (ENT S4 : E19) 1:06:16

4M ago1:06:16

1:06:16

It's all fun and games until its time for the hallway knife fights as we review "In the Mirror, Darkly Part 2"! We get more of everything we loved - abs, Simon Mayweather Phoenix, awesome TOS sets, Mirror Universe scene chewing, more abs, you name it! We also get more of Archer being an evil dweeb, but at least he evaporates a guy!…

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BETTY BRODERICK LETTER 5:36

4M ago5:36

5:36

You know, Betty Broderick’s crime is the stuff that TV movies are made of – literally. In fact, there were two made-for-TV movies filmed in the 1990's. But, that was the 1990's. I wanted to keep things fresh - so I asked her about her time selling tupperware! PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.…

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The Mirror Into Awesomeness (ENT S4 : E18) 1:07:56

4M ago1:07:56

1:07:56

We arrive at what are likely the most famous and best regarded Enterprise episodes as we at last review "In A Mirror, Darkly"! We have our good pal Ian bust out a whole know theme song for the occasion as we hit all the highlights. For no particular reason we get the awesome nasty versions of our heroes, Jolene's abs getting their moment in the sun…

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GERALD FRIEND LETTER 4:26

4M ago4:26

4:26

Gerald Friend has one of the FRIENDLIEST names.....for a kidnapper, that is. His crime was also the inspiration for a Nirvana song. So I wrote a frienldy letter to Gerald! PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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Hot Orion Slave Girls (ENT S4 : E17) 1:06:19

5M ago1:06:19

1:06:19

We are warping right into the Red Light District as we review the very peak Sexy Alien Lady tropes as we review "Bound"! When The NX-01 gets back to doing random space stuff one last time, Archer runs into the very finest Space Hottie train in all the galaxy. Turns out it's a pretty cool episode about how Orion women use overwhelming sexual power t…

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JOHN GOTTI LETTER 3:50

5M ago3:50

3:50

I thought the Teflon Don was always so dapper, so I sent him a caricature that I drew of him...to see if it sticks. Get it? Sticks? Teflon? PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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Five Subplots Deep (ENT S4 : E16) 58:39

5M ago58:39

58:39

It's a densely packed hour over here as we review "Divergence"! This one has it all - maybe too much - as Trip has to jump trains to restart the router, Phlox decided to bioweapon everyone, Archer shows up to get juiced on Klingon super blood, AND STILL MORE! We also start to have the conversation every Trek fan must - what is with this Section 31 …

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BERNIE TIEDE LETTER 5:06

5M ago5:06

5:06

Bernie Tiede was a funeral director and mortician who met a wealthy widow when planning her husband's funeral. Then, Bernie killed the widow to inherit her millions of dollars. I wanted to know was how to become a mortician. So I wrote Bernie a letter! PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.…

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Nonchalant Psychic Connections (ENT S4 : E15 PART 2) 1:00:53

5M ago1:00:53

1:00:53

What is hopefully your favorite podcast talks about a lot of things this week, because we only had the second half of "Affliction"to go over. Great episode, Reed is somehow interesting for a change, the Trip/T'Pol gets real weird real fast, bust mostly we ramble about Deus Ex, Voyager episodes, and even AI a little bit. Give it a listen!…

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PAMELA SMART LETTER 6:20

5M ago6:20

6:20

Pamela Smart murdered her husband, with the help of her 15-year-old high schooler boyfriend. I wanted to know what Pamela was like in high school. So I wrote her a letter. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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General Uncle Phil (ENT S4 : E15 PART 1) 57:01

5M ago57:01

57:01

The boys take their time with quality as we review the first half of "Affliction"! This week, we reflect on Gary Graham (RIP) and his Trek contributions, the retro-continuity to fix a Voltaire lyric turning into solid gold, James Avery being the best guest star, and Phlox being incredulous for all of us.…

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AEMAN PRESLEY LETTER 5:33

5M ago5:33

5:33

Elvis may have left the building, but serial killer, Aeman Presley, want to sell his book - and as he says, it will make a killing. You can't make this stuff up, folks. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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Going for the F Mission Score (ENT S4 : E14) 1:01:02

6M ago1:01:02

1:01:02

Come enjoy Andoria in summer as we review "The Aenar"! Jeff Combs gives us one last taste of Shran greatness as he and Archer go on a zany funhouse adventure, the Romulan Primogen tries to set a record for L's, and Trip has a case of the sad boi.

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JARED FOGLE LETTER 5:09

6M ago5:09

5:09

I wanted to get some tips about losing weight....so I wrote the former Subway spokesperson a letter.....because simply asking a nutritionist would be boring. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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Romulan Escape Room (ENT S4 : E13) 1:05:01

6M ago1:05:01

1:05:01

The political intrigue and ritualistic knife fighting heats up as we review "United"! When Archer tries to get everyone to act like adults so they can deal with the Romulan CIA Drones, Shran goes full goblin mode, Travis has hidden talents, and we manage not to hate Reed (for once).

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CHARLES MANSON LETTER 4:21

6M ago4:21

4:21

Charles Manson was the first letter I had ever written to an inmate....and my parents must be so proud of me. Listen to find out what Manson wrote me after I send him a caricature that I drew of him. Yep....I'm not normal. PRISON SENTENCES. Where my humor is the real crime.By Marshall

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The Adventures of Mr. Business (ENT S4 : E12) 1:15:45

6M ago1:15:45

1:15:45

It's the shifty antagonists you always need to have show up eventually as we review "Babel One"! When the Romulan/Brujah Primogen starts drone striking a few too many weddings, can Archer make his Diplomacy skill check? Meanwhile, we also review "Godzilla Minus One" and ask if you want us to review....Kindred: The Embraced?…

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Omni Bottle Episode (ENT S4 : E11) 1:08:02

6M ago1:08:02

1:08:02

We review the alpha and the omega of bottle episodes in the form of "Observer Effect"! The producers remember they should probably have Hoshi and Mayweather do some things while the save every dollar they can. Thankfully, it turns out a lot of good actors work on this show!

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Moops, I Turned My Son Into a Transporter Demon! (ENT S4 : E10) 1:10:49

7M ago1:10:49

1:10:49

It's the episode straight from Peter's darkest industrial accident dreams as we review "Daedalus"! When the Enterprise has on-board the creator of the transporter, horrifying hyjinks ensue as ensigns lose their face, the transporter is confirmed for being a soul elimination device, and the main guest star forgot how to act.…

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Tom Clancy's Raptor's Gambit (ENT S4 : E9) 57:58

7M ago57:58

57:58

Nothing like a little torture between friends as we review "Kir'Shara". When Jeffery Combs shows up, you know it's the good stuff as Shran and Soval have some personal time, Archer and T'Pol put on a sweet holographic display, and Koss comes through as too good for his wife anyway.

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Tom Clancy's High Command (ENT S4 : E8) 1:00:08

7M ago1:00:08

1:00:08

The political intrigue only gets more complex as we review "Awakening"! While Archer achieves levels of head trauma no human could dream of as Vulcan Jesus chills out in his brain, Trip tries not to moops his way into interstellar war and Vulcans are blind to hallways.

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Tom Clancy's Vulcan (ENT S4 : E7) 1:11:35

7M ago1:11:35

1:11:35

This mid science fiction show we were watching suddenly turns into a tight political thriller as we review "The Forge". All those promises to Peter for the good Vulcan content pays off in spades as the Earth embassy gets bomber by Detective Guilty and Archer is on the case!

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TRAILER 1:00

7M ago1:00

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TRAILER for the brand new, original podcast, PRISON SENTENCES.By Marshall

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Farwell Rick Soongchez (ENT S4 : E6) 1:11:38

7M ago1:11:38

1:11:38

We finally manage to do a whole Season 4 episode in one go as we review "The Augments"! It's tragic endings all around as we get more jailbreaks, Adam Smasher going full madman, and the most uncomfortable bedroom scene in Trek history.

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