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Ket tells Kim about her birthday pick, Audition, starring Ryo Ishibashi, Eihi Shiina and Tetsu Sawaki. The most pressing thing about this episode is that we will officially be holding an audition to find Kim’s husband and I am sure nothing will go wrong and it’ll be just fine. So hold onto your china, the emotional bulls are comin’ through - boop b…
 
Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving classic (they said the word Thanksgiving like two whole times, ok?) Escape Room starring Taylor Russell, Logan Miller and Jay Ellis. Ketryn has a very revealing moment as Kim describes a library, complete with a fancy hearth, to her in titillating detail. Kim also learns that Ketryn doesn’t understand how tall r…
 
Ket tells Kim about Ghost Ship starring Julianna Marguiles and Gabriel Byrne. Gabriel Byrne obviously appears in a black wool peacoat as his rider clearly states. As per any horror movie comedy podcast, the girls talk politics, stand-up comedy specials, and the Great British Baking Show. But then they dive headfirst into the depths of the terrifyin…
 
Kim tells Ket about the third installment of their journey through Friday the 13th with part III in 3D starring Dana Kimmell, Tracie Savage, and Richard Brooker. And we finally get some hockey mask up in this piece! Ket learns that being the daughter of a horse girl is really gonna come in handy when barn science is needed. The girls also really ho…
 
Ket tells Kim about Idle Hands starring the longest running dude on her wall: Devon Sawa. It also stars business mogul, Jessica Alba, along with Seth Green and Vivica A. Fox. Despite their decades long friendship, our girls continue to learn about each other and Ketryn learns that Kim’s expertise in having sex with cars extends to monster trucks. W…
 
Kim tells Ket about Christine based on the novel by Stephen King. In honor of the season, the girls’ patrons got to vote on a flick from the Duke of Halloween himself: John Carpenter. Ket get’s “judgey” about the terror-factor of the name Christine. Kim reflects on how the pandemic has resulted in a lot of honking of one’s own horn. While both girl…
 
Ket tells Kim about The Guest starring Dan Stevens and Maika Monroe. Ket picked it to ogle Dan Stevens and that mission… was accomplished. You know what mission wasn’t accomplished? Filming the right scenes in order for Kim to share in the ogling. Apologies all around. The girls also discuss how they would like to be strangled and Ket literally nee…
 
Kim tells Ket about the sexual romp Ravenous starring Guy Pearce, Robert Carlyle and David Arquette. THEN our girls Bianca and Ashley over at the incredible podcast Creep it Real join the girls to discuss the movie AND the real life event that inspired the movie. Don’t forget to go and listen to their full episode on Alferd Packer. It’s significant…
 
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original Spiral starring Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Ari Cohen and Jennifer Laporte. The girls argue over the use of the term diddy bag (YES - IT’S REAL!). They both realize their superpowers would only be useful in very specific and rare circumstances. Lastly, has anyone been able to find Jane Austen’s 80’s Aerobics VHS…
 
Kim tells Ket about the OG Saw starring Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell and everyone's favorite detective, Danny Glover. The girls announce that they'll be immortalized as Funko Pop dolls for one lucky patron. They also immediately solve who Jigsaw is: Prince Humperdink. So guard your brain houses because you're a jail person. Most importantly, we'll le…
 
Chosen by our amazing patrons, Ket tells Kim about Soulmate in honor of Women Directors Month starring Anna Walton, Tom Wisdom and Tanya Myers. Ketryn applies for a new position that she created and hired herself for. Kim gets to really test out this ghost boyfriend thing but it’s really hard to see red flags when they’re ghost-lucent. And as usual…
 
Kim tells Ket about the Netflix original 1BR starring Nicole Brydon Bloom, Giles Matthey and Taylor Nichols. The girls will determine that there are two types of people in this world: nightgown people and bikini people. Which are you? They discover that Kim’s chainsaw sound skills transfer almost seamlessly to bagpipe sound skills. They’ll both “va…
 
Ket tells Kim about the shudder original The Shed, starring Jay Jay Warren, Cody Kostro, and Sofia Happonen. The girls are joining and opening for several bands and shan’t let their complete lack of musical prowess to deter them. Ket will be forced to place Kim in a time out - no LOVE ISLAND! But then she’ll need to build a russian doll shed. Most …
 
Kim tells Ket about Daniel Isn't Real starring Miles Robbins and Patrick Schwarzenegger. So come join our very exclusive cult that no one is allowed to join. The entrance fee is making Ketryn cry with a chainsaw sound. Then you have to tell us our memes are funny and then if you pass, you'll be rewarded with a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Most importantl…
 
Ketryn tells Kim about The Frighteners starring Michael J. Fox (national treasure), Trini Alvarado (not Andi McDowell), Dee Wallace (ET’s Mom), and Jake Busey (Gary Busey’s kid). Kim has adopted a new pet that won’t infringe upon her lease because it’s a ghost - a ghost dog. We discover one of Ketryn’s areas of expertise: fender benders. They also …
 
Kim tells Ket about The Curious Case of Benjamin Button starring Brad Pitt! (Just kidding! What is our podcast?) It’s Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell starring Alison Lohman and Justin Long. As always, if you add Kim and Ket together, you get one full person and that person’s name is Mary Tyler Moore. The girls also have some questions for Sam Raimi and…
 
Ket tells Kim about the film taking Shudder by storm, Host (2020), starring Haley Bishop, Jemma Moore, Emma Louise Webb, Radina Drandova and Caroline Ward. Kim really changes her tune about a Cinq Seance by the end of this one. She can now be found floating in a baptism pool, filled with salt, for the rest of her existence. The girls get into a sma…
 
Kim tells Ket about Child’s Play starring Chris Sarandon, Catherine Hicks and Alex Vincent. The girls explore the benefit of putting kids on leashes and Ketryn warns against buying your children toys they want. There is apparently a macheted Jason man roaming Glendale and we discover what three things would summon the girls’ spirits. Most important…
 
Ket tells Kim about Teeth starring Jess Wiexler. This is a pick from our Patrons over at Patreon and it was… a doozy. (Trigger warnings abound!) The girls explain vampire doors, dick vampires, and evoke the powers of evolution and earth to insure their female descendants be blessed with toothed vaginas for the good of humanity. So let’s blow our sm…
 
Kim tells Ket about Lyle starring Gaby Hoffman and Ingrid Jungermann (Bergman?). They unveil their new podcast all about the riveting world of chairs and they try to get to the bottom of what they could have possibly done to piss off the mosquitos. They discuss the anatomical anomalies of ghost conceptions and ghost babies. And they debate whether …
 
Kim and Ket recount 100 episodes of laughter, friendship and staying alive… maybe. Thanks to their #Sammies, they’ve made it this far and have no intention of stopping! The girls recount their favorite moments and hear voicemails from Sammies who chime in with their slayiest moments as well. Kim and Ket also announce a new Patreon tier benefit! All…
 
Ket tells Kim about The People Under the Stairs starring Brandon Quintin Adams, A.J. Langer and Ving Rhames. This movie turned Kim into a straight-up wet robot (what???). We explore when it is and isn’t appropriate to call people ‘mommy’ and ‘daddy.’ Spoiler alert: it’s NOT when they’re your brother or sister! It also becomes clear that Ketryn does…
 
Kim tells Ket about The Final Girls starring Malin Akerman, Taissa Farmiga and literally everyone else. Ket starts off the telling by offending their large Gertrude population. We also get to the bottom of Kim’s slow slide into full british jargon. There is also another glaring difference between the girls’ brains, but they both still ugly cried at…
 
Ket tells Kim about The Lighthouse starring Willem Dafoe (Jesus) and Rob Pattinson (Cedric Diggory). We start off the episode with Kim’s harrowing journey to the Coachella for ants. Then we segue into what inanimate objects one should fornicate with. The mystery of the mergina is FINALLY solved. But Kim is still less than enthused by the end of it …
 
Kim tells Ket about The Invisible Man (2020) starring Elisabeth Moss. In quarantine, Ketryn has become a full blown goldfish with a 3 second memory. But they do coin a new phrase: The Sammarmy. They protect the girls from a litany of internet trolls and they’re so grateful. So join The Patron Saint of Music and Edward Meat Tenderizer hands. Most im…
 
Ket tells Kim about Slaughterhouse Rulez starring Michael Sheen and Simon Pegg. It should have been Harry Potter meets horror. Instead it was confusion meets indigestion. Kim ends up having to carry her own donkey the final stretch and Ketryn gets sucked into her own personal Adam Scott Mandela Effect. In this time of perpetual turmoil, we all just…
 
Hi Sammies, we will not be releasing an episode today. This is our time to listen and to step up to support our black brother and sisters. Here are some links on ways we can engage and educate ourselves during this time. Join Kim and Ketryn in learning how we can be the best allies we can. #BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #SayTheirName Ways…
 
Kim tells Ket about The Lodge starring Riley Keough. The girls find them in a purgatory-like, snow space yet again. We learn that Kim’s 80’s ghost has been cheating on her and is engaged. Speaking of ghosts, the girls weigh in on who would be a better lay: ghost or demon? They’ll also discuss the venn diagram of their subsequent interests and disco…
 
Ket tells Kim about The Ritual starring Rafe Spall, Arsher Ali, Robert James-Collier and Sam Troughton. Kim teaches us all the British slang she’s learned over the years being a “right slag.” They try to decipher who each of their friends would be on this Lad’s Holiday that they would never go on (Kris is Dom). The girls also get a visit from The V…
 
Kim tells Ket about The Conjuring 2 starring Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. The girls discuss the Mandela Effect (which I could swear they’ve discussed before - but maybe that was in an alternate universe… like the one where Berenstein Bears is spelled wrong.) We get a glimpse into Ketryn’s troubling parenting ethos and we vow to burn all recline…
 
Ket tells Kim about the Fangoria film, Porno, starring Jillian Mueller, Robbie Tann, Larry Saperstein, Glenn Stott, and Evan Daves. Welp, the girls wanted to see more dick. Man, did they get it. Yeesh! But besides that, the girls want to remind you to shower before you go through the pearly gates of Heaven and to make sure you provide Heavy Metal J…
 
Kim tells Ket about Slumber Party Massacre (thanks to their amazing Patrons!) starring Michelle Michaels and Robin Stille. It starts off rocky. They forget to cheers and therefore have to start the episode over and then Ketryn almost kills Kim with a crotch shot. They search, in vain, for a dick and the search is lead by a horny, 29 year-old pre-te…
 
Ket tells Kim about Harpoon starring Munro Chambers, Christopher Gray and Emily Tyra. The girls are still in quarantine and they’re gettin’ weird with it. Ket is buying too many pillows, getting weighed against her will, and erecting a gauntlet for Kim’s suitors. Kim is existing outside of space and time and all that exists for her is the here and …
 
Kim tells Ket about Tucker & Dale vs. Evil starring Tyler Labine, Alan Tudyk and Katrina Bowden. The most important lesson we can learn is that being named Chad is not your fault… not changing your name, is. The girls reiterate the importance of learning where the safety is on ALL GUNS. And Ket changes the theme of Kim’s hypothetical wedding to a “…
 
Ket tells Kim about Repo (not man)! The Genetic Opera starring Anthony Head, Paul Sorvino and Bill Moseley. It’s their first remote recording since that quarantine life began and they miss each other’s faces. The girls contemplate starting the KKSAM band. Ketryn goes through a very complicated ‘Giles’ journey and they realize that sometimes the onl…
 
Kim tells Ket about Bliss starring Dora Madison, Jeremy Gardner and our buddy Graham Skipper. Let the girls transport you back to a far simpler time when we could leave our house and all we had to worry about was vampires on bath salts eating our faces. Kim will learn she can ‘sit some out’, Ket will learn she’s far too anal about rent to do drugs …
 
Ket tells Kim about our Patreon Pick, A Tale of Two SIsters starring Soo-Jung Lim and Guen-Young Moon. The girls begin to process the world-wide quarantine (WASH YOUR HANDS AND STAY HOME!) and bring you some little positivities to help you get through. They also discuss the origin of hands and what games they’ll be playing in the nursing home toget…
 
Kim tells Ket about A Quiet Place (FINALLY) starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. What better way to brave the apocalypse than by watching a movie about the apocalypse? The girls decide that they need to beat the crap out of each other to see how quiet they can be. We also learn that anyone in Arik’s tribe during a quiet apocalypse will be immed…
 
Ket tells Kim about installment number 2 of the saga of Jason Voorhees starring Amy Steel and John Furey. We just gotta see how this whole “Jason thing” is playing out! Here are a couple things we learned about Jason: he is a clumsy turtle; he’s in need of a Rocky-esque training montage; he’s sporting… a burpsmap! How did you guys not tell us this?…
 
Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who is actually more in danger of being cultified. We’ll get to the bottom of Kim and Ket’s feelings on melons… FINALLY. Also, and most importantly, may we introduce to you our new best bro, Jerry Tooneytown. Most most importantly, we’ll …
 
Ket tells Kim about Arik’s Birthday pick by The Soska Sisters, American Mary starring Katherine Isabelle. So grab an extra turkey leg from your sutured turkeys and buckle up. It’s gonna be a bloody, slicey ride. Ketryn will acquire a new Betty Boop impression to add to her very limited repertoire. We’ll test the marketability of a new candle scent:…
 
Kim tells Kim about A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night starring Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi Marshall Manesh. It’s the third contribution to Women in Horror Month and our monthly Patreon pick! We’ll learn that Ketryn would be a really honest and forthright Vampire so excuse her fangs. We’ll get a visit from the spirit of Mona Lisa Vito when Kim identi…
 
Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones” Ket tells Kim about The Love Witch starring Samantha Robinson. We’ve got a love-addicted witch, ren-faire cosplay, jars of tampons, feminism and hot dudes. It’s basically Kim and Ket in a blender. We’ll learn many things like how to not be a turd little bird boy. We will NOT learn what …
 
Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer Did everyone do their homework? Kim tells Ket about the Netflix documentary Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer about the monster Luka Magnotta. She bumbled through it for a full half hour so we decided to make it a bonus episode - this is what happens when we don't take detail…
 
Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop” Kim tells Ket about Tragedy Girls starring Brianna Hildebrand and Alexandra Shipp. Listen up, Erasers! Enrollment opens for Ketryn’s Female Anatomy Health class, open to boys ONLY! Y’all need to learn. We learn that Kim is a professional wooden pencil holder maker. The girls …
 
Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen” Ket tells Kim about our #Sammie Patrons' vote: Fright Night starring Chris Sarandon, Amanda Bearse, Roddy McDowell, William Ragsdale and the mysterious creature, Stephen Geoffreys. We learn what the absolute least sexy name is and we go on a sexual awakening journey…
 
Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020” Kim tells Ket about the gut-wrenching, critically acclaimed and award winning Parasite starring Kang-ho Sung, Sun-kyun Lee and Yeo-jeong Jo. We introduce you all to the mantra of the year: Big. Grandma. Energy. Also, who wants to pre-order our KKSAM cookbook sold on our new Goop-like lifestyle…
 
Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm” Ket tells Kim about The Invitation starring Logan Marshall-Green and Tammy Blanchard. Kim revisits her budding career in the ASMR world and Ket, yet again, narrowly saves her from joining a cult. Constant vigilance! We quiz our #Sammies on some classic Ross Gellar moments and one …
 
Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks Kim tells Ket about Sam Raimi’s OG The Evil Dead starring the one and only Bruce mothereffin’ Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss and Richard DeManicor. The girls’ brains will officially meld into one and we’ll learn of Ketryn’s childhood turtleneck trauma. We’ll also learn two new…
 
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