No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato. This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales: - Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions. - Merce ...
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Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll
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The Story Squires writing club is back for another round of tales! Featuring Ace D Wizard & WareWolfBarmitsvah (aka Wolfjob)! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twins…
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Send us a Text Message. Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation! Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar Consta…
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Tune into my sabbatical with the one and only Qracle as we discuss our various creative works... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Azataz IS Your Wizard & Night Egg- Qracle ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/…
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10: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You...
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Can Alaric talk his way out of this one? Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the Show.By Kier Zhou
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3: Mageslayers: It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!
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Send us a Text Message. The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact! Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Cinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Nikol …
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Acclaimed New Jersey Webfest winner Drew Frohmann joins me in the booth to compare and contrast production styles... Check out Sorry About the Murder! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & New GAIA (2018)- Equip ; Kahoot Lobby Music ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Lear…
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With great power comes great responsibility... Starring Gavin Reiser as Daniel Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s , d r e a m c o r r i d o r , Outside the Gates, Another Way In (SEWERS) & Ancient Ivy Atrium- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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2: Mageslayers: Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness
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Send us a Text Message. The story continues! Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Cinte Micheart/Silda Grass- Gemma Maclean-Mair Mr Grass - Robb Clark Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois Seilbh- K…
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Up & coming Swedish podcaster Pelle Frid enters the booth to have a chat about George Lopez among other things. Then we table read a script I had written about Dice & Latrines... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRING…
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Liam Smith (aka WareWolfBarmitzvah aka Wolfjob) has returned to the booth to share with us all a wholesome family story about a man's quest to the mystical realm of Yonkers. Then I regale you with the continuation of a fan-favorite Wizard of Oz parody that will make you smile :) Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by…
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Send us a Text Message. This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return! This strange and mysterious realm teeters ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and …
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Send us a Text Message. Original release date 20 Apr 2024 I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer... Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F) Vasa - Lilly Inverse Selwyn Janicek- Stasi …
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Kier Zhou (mastermind behind the No Return podcast) joins me in the booth for a spot of tea and crumpets as we discuss a swathe of topics, from audiodramas to the humble game of cricket... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Home Town & CEMETERY MOONGLOW- Equip ; Iceberg …
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Dude, your Cock is Selling Merch on Fourthwall
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The Wizard Scroll Shoppe is open for business! T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, water bottles, pins, stickers, and more! Consume product now! Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Send us a Text Message. Yep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs... Originally published 26 Feb 2024 Samael Vine: Kier Zhou Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith Selwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova ig Paela: Dragonbait Matko: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F Vasa: Lilly Inverse Support the Show.By Kier Zhou
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8: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!?
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins. Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the Show.…
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9: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Am Quite Concussed!
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita. Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the Show.…
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7: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah.
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion! Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Listen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn …
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6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Will Salryn rise to the occasion? Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the Show.By Kier Zhou
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Send us a Text Message. Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention! The Boys meet the enemy in battle and put up a good fight... but their reinforcements are taking too much time... Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Jiloat Levi - Connor Hodgson Sup…
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5: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Require It, Nonetheless
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues. Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Dun…
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4: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: "What Do We Do?"
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do? Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support t…
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Send us a Text Message. Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention! The Warlord's troops arrive on the Eastern shore of the Nuur. Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Warlord Captain - Kier Zhou Support the Show.…
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3: Actual: Play: The Fate of Daya: The Battle of Nuur
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores. Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Listen to Project Gnosis Conti…
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Send us a Text Message. Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention! Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Ice Cream Seller - Kier Zhou Support the Show.By Kier Zhou
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2: The Fate of Daya: The Adventurers and The City
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Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… n…
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1: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What is an Actual Play?
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Send us a Text Message. Hey all! We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots! As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting. Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janic…
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On a particularly spooky edition of Wizard Hang, I sit down and chat with my friends Ace Wizard & Dr. Phil about all things that twitch and go bump in the night... Special Thanks to Halloween Horrors! Scary Sounds of the Season for providing spooky ambience to today's episode! Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Hymn for out Brothers- Alon Peretz…
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The writing club is back in the booth for another round of tales most epic and magical! Featuring such lovely guests as Dr Phil, WareWolfBarmitsvah & Hershees the Not So Wize Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Cursebreaker X Theme, Cemetery Moonglow, Druids Encounter & S…
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Hail, story squires! Prepare to be regaled with tales of Princesses & Disasters, courtesy of Ace Wizard and I. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: The Saga Continues- DBZ OST ; Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter & Identity- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/…
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Ace Wizard joins me in the booth for a pleasant chat about fantasy and fiction and other things as well... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter & Spherical Floating Gardens- Equip ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph…
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Wizard Roll 12: Chick-Fil-A Honey Pepper Pimento Sandwich
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9.25/10. I don't know what the frick pimento is but dang is it delicious. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Jellyfish Fields & Downtown Bikini Bottom- Spongebob BFBB OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Robot limbs, virtual reality, cyber cars and more! Wait til you hear what this ad collection has in store! Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist... All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Starrring Chris Bauso…
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Check out Omega Star 7 wherever you listen to podcasts! Starring Chris Bauso as Flyman & Zoots McKenzie Sound design by Skyler Giordano Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Send us a Text Message. "Anderkant doesn't make sense and it's boring!" So have a trailer for a new comedy series set in the No Return Universe. Support the Show.By Kier Zhou
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Rob Bartholow (the mastermind behind Mike Hawk Enters Uranus) & I have a quaint discussion this fine eve... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Mike Hawk enters Uranus theme song ; Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Song used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Hi there kids, Like Mindell here to tell you all about the hot new cereal on the block. Now with the real look of chocolate! Starring Chris RR Bauso & Gavin Reiser Songs used: Let The Good Times Roll- Evert Z ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Hesychia- Amie Waters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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Welcome... to the most efficient podcast on the internet. It is I, Chris RR Bauso here to engage in efficient discussion with a guest. Check out Efficient Solomon Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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The Wizard Scroll Line of Services: Now on Fiverr!
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Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you about The Wizard Scroll line of services! If you need a voice actor for your latest podcast, cartoon, musical or audiodrama, well you just found a good one my friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Wizard Roll 11: Wendy's Ghost Pepper Ranch Chicken Sandwich
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Join me, Chris RR Bauso, live from the Wendy's drive-through as I take a particularily spicy trip down to FlavorTown... Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: DUNGEON & Dire DIre Docks- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Just some random skullduggery with my boy Skyler. Check out his show Omega Star 7, it's really good. I'm in it! Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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Aka the season 3 trailer... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: The Overview Effect- Amie Waters …
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What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time? Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Farm Ambience by Jamie Nord Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Chris RR Bauso
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And I think it's gonna be a moderately long amount of time... Big thanks & much love to my friends at Omega Star 7 for continuously allowing me to hijack their show! Instrumentals & final mastering by Skyler Giordano Lyrics by James Hart & Skyler Giordano Performed by Zoots McKenzie & Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm…
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El Rollo del Mago (Wizard Scroll en Español) (April Fool's 2023)
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¿Cómo les va, damas y amigos? Mi nombre es Chris RR Bauso y este es mi programa. Estás a punto de escuchar el doblaje en español de mi narrativa de ciencia ficción sobre espada y hechicería. Una historia escrita, leída, interpretada y editada, todo pensando en tus oídos. Así que siéntense, relájense y permítanme desplegar el Rollo del Mago. Feliz D…
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My friend Saul brought some clip-on mics to work the other day so we recorded an episode at Wendy's during our lunch break. Check out Efficient Saul Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors (Collapse), Another Way In (Sewers), dream corridor & Skytro…
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Join my friend Krissi and I as we have a nice fireside chat about voice acting and the like... Check out Danger Dames, Omega Star 7, & The MODUS Files Check out Krissi's Professional Twitter Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, Reflections of the Self & C…
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