Download the App!
show episodes
 
Artwork
 
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato. This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales: - Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions. - Merce ...
  continue reading
 
Loading …
show series
 
The Story Squires writing club is back for another round of tales! Featuring Ace D Wizard & WareWolfBarmitsvah (aka Wolfjob)! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twins…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation! Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar Consta…
  continue reading
 
Tune into my sabbatical with the one and only Qracle as we discuss our various creative works... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Azataz IS Your Wizard & Night Egg- Qracle ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Can Alaric talk his way out of this one? Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the Show.By Kier Zhou
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact! Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Cinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Nikol …
  continue reading
 
Acclaimed New Jersey Webfest winner Drew Frohmann joins me in the booth to compare and contrast production styles... Check out Sorry About the Murder! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & New GAIA (2018)- Equip ; Kahoot Lobby Music ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Lear…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. The story continues! Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Cinte Micheart/Silda Grass- Gemma Maclean-Mair Mr Grass - Robb Clark Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois Seilbh- K…
  continue reading
 
Up & coming Swedish podcaster Pelle Frid enters the booth to have a chat about George Lopez among other things. Then we table read a script I had written about Dice & Latrines... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRING…
  continue reading
 
Liam Smith (aka WareWolfBarmitzvah aka Wolfjob) has returned to the booth to share with us all a wholesome family story about a man's quest to the mystical realm of Yonkers. Then I regale you with the continuation of a fan-favorite Wizard of Oz parody that will make you smile :) Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return! This strange and mysterious realm teeters ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and …
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Original release date 20 Apr 2024 I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer... Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F) Vasa - Lilly Inverse Selwyn Janicek- Stasi …
  continue reading
 
Kier Zhou (mastermind behind the No Return podcast) joins me in the booth for a spot of tea and crumpets as we discuss a swathe of topics, from audiodramas to the humble game of cricket... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Home Town & CEMETERY MOONGLOW- Equip ; Iceberg …
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins. Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the Show.…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita. Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the Show.…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion! Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Listen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn …
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Will Salryn rise to the occasion? Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the Show.By Kier Zhou
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention! The Boys meet the enemy in battle and put up a good fight... but their reinforcements are taking too much time... Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan Smith L/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Jiloat Levi - Connor Hodgson Sup…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues. Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Dun…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do? Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support t…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores. Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Listen to Project Gnosis Conti…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… n…
  continue reading
 
Send us a Text Message. Hey all! We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots! As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting. Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janic…
  continue reading
 
On a particularly spooky edition of Wizard Hang, I sit down and chat with my friends Ace Wizard & Dr. Phil about all things that twitch and go bump in the night... Special Thanks to Halloween Horrors! Scary Sounds of the Season for providing spooky ambience to today's episode! Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Hymn for out Brothers- Alon Peretz…
  continue reading
 
The writing club is back in the booth for another round of tales most epic and magical! Featuring such lovely guests as Dr Phil, WareWolfBarmitsvah & Hershees the Not So Wize Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Cursebreaker X Theme, Cemetery Moonglow, Druids Encounter & S…
  continue reading
 
Hail, story squires! Prepare to be regaled with tales of Princesses & Disasters, courtesy of Ace Wizard and I. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: The Saga Continues- DBZ OST ; Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter & Identity- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/…
  continue reading
 
Ace Wizard joins me in the booth for a pleasant chat about fantasy and fiction and other things as well... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter & Spherical Floating Gardens- Equip ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph…
  continue reading
 
Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist... All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Starrring Chris Bauso…
  continue reading
 
Aka the season 3 trailer... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: The Overview Effect- Amie Waters …
  continue reading
 
And I think it's gonna be a moderately long amount of time... Big thanks & much love to my friends at Omega Star 7 for continuously allowing me to hijack their show! Instrumentals & final mastering by Skyler Giordano Lyrics by James Hart & Skyler Giordano Performed by Zoots McKenzie & Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm…
  continue reading
 
¿Cómo les va, damas y amigos? Mi nombre es Chris RR Bauso y este es mi programa. Estás a punto de escuchar el doblaje en español de mi narrativa de ciencia ficción sobre espada y hechicería. Una historia escrita, leída, interpretada y editada, todo pensando en tus oídos. Así que siéntense, relájense y permítanme desplegar el Rollo del Mago. Feliz D…
  continue reading
 
My friend Saul brought some clip-on mics to work the other day so we recorded an episode at Wendy's during our lunch break. Check out Efficient Saul Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors (Collapse), Another Way In (Sewers), dream corridor & Skytro…
  continue reading
 
Join my friend Krissi and I as we have a nice fireside chat about voice acting and the like... Check out Danger Dames, Omega Star 7, & The MODUS Files Check out Krissi's Professional Twitter Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, Reflections of the Self & C…
  continue reading
 
Loading …

Quick Reference Guide