Questions this week: What happened to all the quail? And how many times can we say "weird sex stuff" in an episode? Children's Book Review: Everyone Poops Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!By Chicken Patty Mondays

Questions this week: How hard is it to avoid trademarks when making a children's book about toys? And has Anthony Hopkins been in any movie besides Silence of the Lambs? Children's Book Review: Good Night, Good Night Construction Site Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a fut…

Questions this week: How many Adele lyrics can we fit into a single episode? And why did we think going on a bear hunt was a good idea? Children's Book Review: We're Going On A Bear Hunt Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!…

Questions this week: how is a classroom like war? And did Farrah Fawcett really paint with her butt? Children's Book Review: Where the Wild Things Are Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!By Chicken Patty Mondays

Questions this week: how does a bacterium find acceptance in the gut? And is Nathan's high pitched voice the scariest thing we've ever heard? Children's Book Review: Don't Let The Pigeon Drive the Bus! Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!…

Questions this week: what does it take for a pear tree to grow? And why didn't we realize our calling as a Maroon 5 cover band sooner? Children's Book Review: Llama Llama Red Pajama Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!…

Questions This Week: Where can a mattress go in Manhattan to find some good swiss cheese? And is sleuthiness a word? Children's Book Review: The Pout Pout Fish Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!By Chicken Patty Mondays

Questions this week: Isn't The Great Gatsby just the worst? And whose gills are the prettiest of them all? Children's Book Review: The Very Hungry Caterpillar Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!By Chicken Patty Mondays

Questions this week: How much bubblegum does it take to fix a Volkswagen? And who does that wolf think he's fooling? Children's Book Review: The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs (Thanks for the rec, Kaitlyn!) Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!…

Questions this week: Who brings a bear to show and tell? And why the heck did Elvira rap? Children's Book Review: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!By Chicken Patty Mondays

Questions this week: Why are squirrels just the worst? And how many times can a secret inheritance switch hands? Children's Book Review: I Love You To The Moon and Back Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!…

Questions this week: What does a pickle want and how does he get it? And how much poop talk is too much poop talk? Children's Book Review: Green Eggs and Ham Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!By Chicken Patty Mondays

Questions this week: What untimely fate awaits Kevin McAllister after Home Alone ends? And doesn't every children's book need a bucket full of rats? Children's Book Review: Good Night Moon Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!…

Questions this week: You know you're not supposed to flush baby wipes down the toilet, right? And what the hell is a bing cherry anyway? Children's Book Review: Miss Nelson is Gaslighting. Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!…