We're reading the Harry Potter novels and podcasting about them! Join us as we walk down the halls of memory and of Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts! We are Alice Sullivan (@alicemsullivan), Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake (@jeff_lake).
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We're rereading Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series of fantasy novels! Why? Because they're so much fun! We recap the events of the story as we go, so you don't have to read along unless you want to. These books are pretty great already, but what we add is a lot of jokes of varying hilarity, and a little insight. We have a great time recording these and we hope you'll have a great time listening. Join us!
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Everything is going down at Falme! The Whitecloaks attack! Elayne and Nynaeve launch their rescue attempt of Egwene! Mat summons the Heroes of the Horn! Perrin makes best enemies with Dain Borhold! Oh yeah, and Rand is proclaimed Dragon Reborn by, uh, a giant dragon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (00:30) - Pre Watch (05:04) - …
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Rand must escape his captivity from the Amyrlin Seat. So he asks Lanfear for help. She helps by blowing up Cairhien. Then Rand, Moiraine, Lan, and Lanfear all team up to go to Falme. Oh yeah, and Moiraine wasn't really stilled, just shielded, and Rand fixes that. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:19) - Intro (00:36) - Pre Watch (05:06) - Post…
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Egwene, Nynaeve, and Elayne get familiar with the Seanchan, which is unpleasant. Rand hangs out in Cairhien with Moiraine's family, which is awkward. Mat discovers that Min is working for Ishamael, which is nonsensical. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:19) - Intro (00:30) - Pre Watch (02:38) - Post Watch (15:32) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff L…
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We spend a lot of time watching Moiraine and Verin, neither of whom does much worth mentioning. So forget that sentence. Perrin meets Aviendha, who is pretty cool. Also Nynaeve and Elayne evade the Seanchan, but Egwene does not. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (00:51) - Pre watch (06:21) - Post watch (22:27) - Outro Your hosts a…
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Nynaeve, Egwene, and Elayne walk right into Liandrin's Seachan trap (the first of many, perhaps). Selene is revealed to be Lanfear when Moiraine runs her through with a sword while Rand is running her through with... not a sword. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (00:35) - Pre watch (04:56) - Post watch (22:56) - Outro Your hosts …
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Nynaeve faces her Accepted test. Rand and Selene go anti-slumming it in a fancy party to get some fancy wine so Rand can bribe fancy Logain. Mat and Min team up but it turns out Min sucks now. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:19) - Intro (00:27) - Pre watch (21:50) - Post watch (23:13) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Al…
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The Wheel of Time show continues! As do we, your intrepid (re)viewers. Do Moiraine and Lan work out their feelings? Does Rand go grim and violent way ahead of schedule? Does the most Daughter-Heir-est of Daughter-Heirs finally make an appearance? Yes, yes, and oh, yes. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★{{chapter}} Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah S…
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We return once more for the premiere of season 2 of the Wheel of Time TV show! Our feeling for the first season was... less than positive. Will season 2 exceed our basement-level expectations? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (11:55) - After Show We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake. Find us at armadillo.club! Mus…
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The Eye of the World Rereread: Chapters 48-53
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The party of mostly-Emond's-Fielders finally reaches the titular Eye of the World. They meet a very nice and very green man, then they meet a couple of very not-nice Forsaken. Then it's finally time for Rand and Ba'alzamon to settle their theological debate (with swords). Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at a…
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The Eye of the World Rereread: Chapters 43-47
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With time growing short, the party turns to the Ways to reach the Eye of the World in time. The Ways are quite nice, if you like pitch blackness and gibbering madness creatures hounding you to death. They do make it to Fal Dara, where they find out just exactly who this Lan guy is. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Suppo…
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The Eye of the World Rereread: Chapters 38-42
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Moiraine and Lan (and Nynaeve!) rescue Perrin and Egwene from the Whitecloaks. Rand draws the attention of a princess, a prince, a queen, an Aes Sedai, a general, a soldier, and a beggar. That's how Two Rivers folk lie low. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeo…
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The Eye of the World Rereread: Chapters 33-37
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Rand and Mat hitchhike to Caemlyn, and are accosted by darkfriends at almost every stop. It's enough to make a man suspicious. They do make it to Caemlyn, where Thom's name opens some doors for them (and slams shut others). Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeo…
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The Eye of the World Rereread: Chapters 29-32
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Perrin and Egwene are chased by some bad birds, and find refuge in a stedding. Their rest doesn't last long, as some Children of the Light arrive and inspire Perrin to turn some white cloaks red. Then Rand and Mat walk themselves into a trap and only escape via some lucky lightning. Bonus: artist's rendition of Elyas Machera, Long Tooth. Your hosts…
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