This is it, maybe forever, who knows 🤷‍♂️ In this episode, it was only right to explain the reasoning behind why Episode 5 was ‘so’ off the wall wrong 🙈😂 Patto gives one more massive plug to push ‘Bantoon 👊’ and Pick up a pick up a Parkin from season 1 😂 Loads of other randomness and a few thanks to all who have helped or listened along the way. Th…

The penultimate episode and by a country mile the most outrageous, yet hilarious episode ever recorded 😱😂 A rare ‘Friday’ night recording slot meant an opportunity to have a few sociable drinks and with Patto around, what could possibly go wrong 😬😱 The ‘threesome’ (oh matron), do this last but one episode, dressed as teletubbies and Patto demonstra…

‘Snot Rocket Delight’ Yet another belter of an episode where Patto decides, it’s the episode to be super nice to Kirsten (see how well he managed) Kirsten explains the joys of a windy, wintery family walk 🙈 whilst Patto takes us through a recent experience of poor ‘supermarket etiquette’ for this weeks ‘wrongness and wrong-uns’ 😂 Enjoy 30 minute of…

Bantoon 92 👊 Patto let’s us into the hilarious school day bafoonery that is ‘Bantoon’ 👊 and is determined to get it trending World wide as a thing #Bantoon92 👊👊👊 Kirsten tells us all about her trip to the ‘Ritz’ in London darling don’t you know 🙄 ‘Wrong-uns and Wrongness’ discusses the outrageous and every growing introduction of self serve tills 😡…

The best way to describe episode 2 is “absolutely brutal” 😬 Totally unplanned, the episode transpires to be one of total slating, put-downs and meanness personified but all in the name of fun and laughter It ends up resembling a ‘celebrity roast’ minus the celebrity status 🙄 Parental guidance advised but absolutely no hosts feelings were hurt durin…

The pair return for season 2 with a difference but still encounter the same comedic outlay as before. This episode describes a ‘summer lovin’ experience for Patto with some hilarious own goals including an uncultured noodle bar experience he’d rather have not happened 😬🙈 There’s a new feature called ‘Wrongness and Wrong uns’ which may lead you to n…

Back with what transpires to be a bonus episode, taking us through short snippets from episodes 13-24 of season 1. We hope this gives you some short reminders of the second half episodes or a taster of what to expect so you can download and listen to the episode in its full glory. So that’s us for now, 2 weeks holiday then back to the grindstone of…

I’m simple terms, the team bring to you some very short sound bites from episodes 1-12 to recap the start of the journey. From a brief conversation in December 2021, to recording their 1st ever episode in February 2022, the pair are rightly proud of their achievements to date 😊 We are all so very grateful of you all listening and can now boast havi…

It’s the penultimate episode of season 1 and the team are here to have a laugh and raise a smile or two like the 23 episodes before. In this episode, it’s been suggested that the pair may have more than just a professional(ish) 😂 relationship, with a few insinuations that they maybe having an ‘affair’ 💄💋 Therefore, Patto and Kirst face it head on a…

Back to real time recording 😬 Patto & The Sunshine reunite to record for the first time in several weeks and their non existent planning leads to an impromptu episode with as much structure as 4 billion grains of sand 🙄 That said, their free flowing conversation wanders down rabbit holes that no rabbits 🐇 (or even burrowing snakes 🐍) would ever go …

It’s Pattos Birthday 🎂🍾🥂🎊🎁🎈🎉 and the team make a ‘really big’ effort in honour of the great man 🤷‍♂️ Patto ‘literally’ goes all in with everything he knows about the self proclaimed, greatest day (7) and most specialist month (7) in the Gregarian 🤷‍♂️ and Babarian 🤷‍♂️ calendars to name a few 😮🤔😂 Even on his birthday, mutiny is clearly at play with…

So, just like episode 15 ‘The big feature swap’, Patto & The Sunshine’ swap features yet again Patto (predictably) calls Kirst’s ‘Fact of the Week’ a complete pile of 💩 Another great edition of Pat vs Kirst, where they do ‘Guess the Film lines’ and Kirsten has a proper mare (check the Braveheart guess out) 😳😂 Patto does this weeks ‘Little Ray of Su…

‘Patto & The Sunshine’ proudly bring to you ‘Episode 20’ 😳 and it’s title should’ve been :- ‘How the hell did we manage that’ 🤷‍♂️😂 In ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ the ever accurate Patto, will let you into an historic and geographical secret kept since 7 AD forged by all the great leaders of that time such as Tuttencarmoon 🤷‍♂️ & Magical Mr Asristopholees…

Patto & The Sunshine’ have finally managed to record episodes in the bank to give that safety net but are so proud they’ve always managed to publish a weekly episode against all odds 😊 This episode consists of a typically classic nightmare for Patto, resulting in a dental disaster of epic proportions 😬🦷 The ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ will literally leave…

And so the wild and whippy duo return with another outrageous episode of Patto & The Sunshine. You do not (or maybe if you’re under 18 you will) want to miss ‘Patto’s’ preposterous ‘Fact of the Week’ (but it is hilarious) 🤣 This episode contains a mixture of all the usual features, trade offs and real life stories (sensationalised where Patto’s con…

Here they are, serving you up with another portion of banter, disagreements and as far as Patto’s concerned, a load of complete tosh 🙈😂 (although he genuinely thinks he’s right 😳) You may learn something with Kirsten’s ‘New feature’ of ‘What, Why, How’ 🤔. This podcast is quite possibly the most informative podcast available to download 🤥 That coupl…

The deadly duo return true to form with their tennis game of slurs and put downs 🎾🙈😂 Yet another 100% accurate ‘fact of the week’ 🤥 (you wont want to miss this one 😂) , we’ve got ‘Patt vs Kirst’ and Kirsten’s ‘Little ray of sunshine’ They don’t like to give too much detail in these bios, they simply want you to listen, be astounded and to properly …

Oh Lordy lord 😂🤣 Yet another episode jam packed with laughter and banter from start to finish 👌🏻🤣😂 Pattos offer in Ep14 of finally giving Kirsten her much sought after shot at doing the ‘fact of the week’, he insisted she also do ‘song of the week’ as an additional condition = an absolutely hilarious disaster To even things out, Patto took up the b…

If an emoji could sum up this episode then it would be this 🤣 There’s change in the air as Patto promotes changes in advance of episode 15 and is this the birth of a new feature in the making 🤔🤔 This episode will confirm your thoughts as to if these pair are on the ‘rate bus’ or what? The ‘fact of the week’ steels the show in episode 14, yet there’…

These two just keep on getting better and better. It was the Sunshine’s turn to arrive not in the sunniest of mindsets. Within seconds the laughter kicks off and they’re in their happy place tearing strips off each other and laughing at themselves. Patto confesses to jumping on the bandwagon and suddenly being a supporter of the local winning footb…

The team pull it out the bag again. Patto turned up feeling fatigued and less than in a great place to be smashing a joyous podcast out. That said, with the help of Brad and the Sunshine, he soon came back to winning ways and the end results seem to be getting better and better. Turns out Kirsten’s been a criminal from the age of six (that’s 6) and…

And so the devilish duo return for the 11th episode with Kirsten sporting a black eye from a disagreement with the steps, up to her front door (sober of course 🤥🤥🤥😂) The sunshine goes on to tell us all about her amazing trip to Iceland to see the northern lights although she may as well have been in Australia 🙈😂 Patto talks about his first job as a…

Episode 10 - who would’ve thought we’d get this far 🤷‍♂️ Patto starts the episode by calling out the Sunshine for her lack of music knowledge on a group that has sold over 120 million records and for suggesting a tribute band selling tickets at £9 would be likely to sell out the O2 in London 🙈😳 No quarter is asked, or given when it comes to the pai…

Patto and Kirsten come at you again with the same old banter and features. The usually honest and upright citizen Patto, reveals his recent criminal misadventures, which in fact turns into a long and historic charge sheet of petty theft (wrong un) 🙈 Kirsten raises their joint experiences on the school trip to Paris where she was naively exploited a…

The hobby of slander, slating and banter continues between these two baffoons 🤟🏼 Question is, does Kirsten actually look like a teepee whilst recording episode 8 Kirsten brings up her lousy efforts on opportunity knocks at school (and probably regrets it), only to be blown out the ‘Watta’ by Pattos prominent talents 😏 All the usual features, culmin…

The duo have produced episode 7 with their team up ‘against the odds’ once again. The usual sound quality has had to be sacrificed just to keep momentum, consistency and to deliver that all important show for our hardcore listeners. Even writing this, Patto is on a train platform in London desperately trying to upload this episode (05:55 🥶) before …

Here they are again with their challenging and witty banter, as they reflect on the drink fuelled recording of episode 6 🤪 Patto reveals the toilet trauma he suffered following a meal at Kirsten’s, which resulted in a two day blockage and an eventful release 😳 This is followed by the return of the ‘taxi menace’ (Kirsten) and all about how she likes…

Only a Saturday night slot available in the studio to record, what could possibly go wrong 🙈🍾🥂🤪 With more laughing than talking, Patto let’s us listen to his new dating site ‘voice prompt’ (that’s turning the tide) whilst he showers us with a volley of 100% FACTS 🙄. Kirsten annoys him by not having a scooby doo about one of his favourite songs in ‘…

The unlikely duo are back, giving each other grief, as per usual 🙈😂 They share with us their impromptu Saturday night meeting and subsequent silent disco experience. 🕺💃🏻🕺💃🏻 They take us back to the ‘against all odds’ (yes, Patto sings it 🙄) production of Episode 3 (Giraffe Head and the Porcelain Pooper) and explain the 11th hour arrangements that i…

For two amateurs just starting out in the world of Podcasting, it’s an absolute miracle that episode 3 ever got to see the light of day (to be explained in episode 4) 🙈😂 Anyway, in this episode, Kirsten finally decides to return from her holiday and Patto explains about his weekend experiences in Londons theatre district ‘darlings’. We have the iss…

So, in episode 2, straight off the bat, Patto is challenged by the accusation (from his own off-spring) that the sunshine is too professional to be his friend 😳 As usual, they dart in and out of topics and it features the staple features such as ‘Patto’s (not factual) ‘Fact of the week’, ‘Guess the Song - Kirst’ and a new feature where Kirsten brin…

In this, our first ever episode, we introduce how two old school friends (well, we went to the same school at least) ended up forming a very unlikely friendship through the depths and despair of covidness amongst a good few other topics including the Patto’s ‘Fact (ish) of the Week’ and Guess the Song features. But first, the school disco needs to …