Send us a Text Message. After seeing him on a public access cable show at the car repair place, Steve invites Blaine Struthers to the show. Blaine focuses on collecting and selling celebrity garbage, and they discuss the many celebrities who have thrown away interesting and valuable things. Of course, two of those celebrities are Steve and Jeff the…

Send us a Text Message. Lovers of all furry creatures, Steve and Jeff welcome Kitty Carlyle, a cat lover who shows our hosts the true way to understand our pets. Kitty discusses her club, which Steve and Jeff plan on joining and then not going to any meetings. Jeff blocks out most of a week at the groomer. Steve is excited to take his cats to the p…

Send us a Text Message. Always pushing the boundaries of literacy and knowledge, our hosts dive head first into the deep connections between food and dreams by hosting trad wife and author Mara Schmidt, whose new book "You Dream What You Eat" shows people how to curate their dreams by simply eating the right foods. Listeners will love the descripti…

Send us a Text Message. Our hosts revisit an interview with world famous author and motivational speaker Tony Zigfield, who Steve met while making a beeline for the men's room at Southern California's convenient Randolph Scott Airport. Money seems to be an issue as they navigate an interview chock full of quotable, memorable, and motivational plati…

Send us a Text Message. In a likely futile attempt to keep their minds sharp, Steve and Jeff play the fun game Would You Rather. Miss Clare joins the game and makes things much more immediate. Our hosts start the game on Sesame Street but wind up closer to Cloverfeld Lane. Jeff wants to take his salary in lottery tickets. Steve promises to watch th…

Send us a Text Message. Jeff convinces Steve that it's a wonderful thing to call people he hasn't talked to in years and renew friendships. Steve finds the true impact he had on people over the years and reaches an Epiphany or at least an Epiphany Eve. He even gives singing a shot but reverts to reciting lyrics. Jeff left to pour over his 23 & Me r…

Send us a Text Message. Spurred on by a discussion of the "In Memoriam" section of award shows, Steve and Jeff discuss Keith Richards and Jeff remembers seeing a documentary about his early life, which our hosts play for their listeners. Hosted by a pretentious yet pompous narrator, the documentary looks at people who were part of Keith's life as a…

Send us a Text Message. In a wide ranging exploration on the topic of perspective, our hosts take callers' comments and questions to get a better feel for what the people want. Callers range from total strangers to almost total strangers. Miss Clare receives a special delivery. Steve is excited to revisit the glory days of the American Basketball A…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff take comedy to a serious level when they explore the multiple and sometimes conflicting layers of consciousness and reality, or at least that is how their guest Dr. Armand Leubethrewer described it in a later news conference. Our hosts treat us to stories of an imitation of an imitation, and then amaze us all …

Send us a Text Message. Walking on a cloud after sweeping the prestigious 2024 Poddy Awards for excellence in podcasting, Steve and Jeff revisit one of the winning episodes. They bring on Dr. Armand Leubethrewer, Charles Foster Kane Professor of Histrionics and Sand Volleyball at Cathartic State University and author of the scholarly yet rarely rea…

Send us a Text Message. In a stroke of good fortune, inventor Harold Thomas Johnson returns to discuss how he discovered static electricity, which led to multiple inventions to help the personal stress of millions of people. Steve and Johnny show some signs of strain in their working relationship, but maybe Steve pumps it up into more of an issue t…

Send us a Text Message. Our hosts bring a dose of reality to Hollywood by interviewing Ms. Vivian Ward, the real person whose life was distorted into a confusion of Prostestant and prostitute by film producers. Her life has been a long series of events usurped by Hollywood., everything from toxic torts to odd partners and roommates. Ms. Ward hedges…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff attempt to interview Harold Thomas Johnson, who says he invented electricity in 1987, but a major negotiations coup by Miss Clare brings our hosts to their knees and they finally settle with their new producer. They wax nostalgically about this season with Miss Clare and remind listeners of pertinent facts the…

Send us a Text Message. On the occasion of Steve's dad's 90th birthday, our hosts wax nostalgic and think about genetics, which of course brings to mind their Season One show with Paleo-Geneticist Dr. Xenia Goldfarb. Dr. Goldfarb discusses how humanity was a mistake, and why we should be nice to cats. Jeff makes a slow recovery from his first in a …

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff welcome the world's richest man...well, at least the richest man's sock puppet, although the man himself makes a cameo appearance. Our hosts lose ownership of the show but through tenacity and high liabilities they are able to get the show back. The sock puppet is concerned about this year's monsoon season. Je…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff prove that nostalgia ain't what it used to be by re-enacting a "mystery challenger" segment of an old What's My Line show. Of course, they booked the guest and she was right in front of them so a good part of the mystery was missing. The "mystery challenger" was Doris Day (not that one) a cat juggler. Doris ta…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff take a break from being funny to embark on a serious yet philosophical view of bad luck as a concept. Their guest, Billie Cosby, details her life-long struggle with bad luck and everyone feels something. Steve swears off eating potatoes. Jeff is hungry enough to eat half a pie baked by Aunt Bea. Johnny bets th…

Send us a Text Message. Bob "Crash" Davis, the survivor of 17 plane crashes, is reported missing over Lake Michigan, and our hosts recall his interview from last season. The parrot scheduled for this episode will re-appear at a later date. Steve gets some good travel tips and is suddenly hungry for almonds. Jeff champions transportation accident eq…

Send us a Text Message. In an attempt to be bare and balanced in their coverage of medical issues, Steve and Jeff host a highly paid medical professional, Dr. D., who by his own admission is the most important person on Earth. Pronunciation still eludes them however. Dr. D discusses his book "I Didn't Go to Medical School for my Health," and diagno…

Send us a Text Message. Faced with a long standing attraction that strict Fruchtians would call Oedipal, our hosts speak with an interpreter of dreams, Dr. Jolene Bishop Green, author of the airport bestseller "Not All Dreams Are Wet." Dr. Jolene talks Steve through his struggle and leads him to the obvious answer. Now Steve can't wait until Mother…

Send us a Text Message. Still locked out by Miss Clare, our hosts break into the little studio for tonight's show. Knowing they need help, they host Nick Danger, Private Dick and Professional Negotiator, who gives them advice on how to solve their problems. Steve and Jeff show their acute negotiation skills live on the show! Steve talks about his t…

Send us a Text Message. Exiled to the basement of Eccentric Ladyland Studios, Steve and Jeff soldier on by recognizing a guest from Season One who has succeeded based on her appearance on the show. Fashion influencer Chrysanthemum tells us all what we should wear, but even more importantly than that she issues Zen quotes practically on demand. Stev…

Send us a Text Message. In a surprise coup, the new producer Miss Clare grabs control of Eccentric Ladyland Studios and takes over the show. In the process she locks out of the studio Steve and Jeff. Her salary and other perks are currently in negotiations. As a peace offering (negotiation tactic??) Miss Clare features vintage clips from Season One…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff welcome Joe Jr., son of PharmaBrute's founder, only to learn that Jr. has taken most of the family and started a new company based in natural animal-based remedies, leaving his dad with a shell of PharmaBrute. Jeff, for the first time in his life, is suddenly interested in Kathy's cosmetics. Steve considers sw…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff get serious and try to raise awareness about Juvenile Tourette's Syndrome, refusing to fall for the cheap jokes. They host a young mother and her one-year-old Daphne who suffers from the Syndrome. Daphne tests the boundaries, as kids often do. Jeff considers sending Kathy to the DMV next time. Steve takes the …

Send us a Text Message. In their constant effort to make money, Steve and Jeff try the lucrative and low-stress world of marriage counseling. They help Steve (or Joe) and Lori (or Mary) get to the core of their relationship. They also have a handy pivot once they get there. The happy couple leaves happier, or at least relieved, and Steve thinks abo…

Send us a Text Message. To show they are an educational show, Steve and Jeff welcome Mr. X, an expert in conspiracies going on right around you. Mr. X drops a major reveal on plant based foods. Mr X is in constant danger, so Steve and Jeff take careful precautions to hide the fact he is Scott Brown, who lives near 40th and Dodge in Omaha. We would …

Send us a Text Message. A listener, Jim from San Diego, said that Steve and Jeff took too long to get to the jokes. Since our boys are nothing if not attuned to their audience, they've brought in professional joke writer and Borsht Belt comedian Joey "Bishop" Schwartzman for a show packed with jokes. They rapid fire jokes of all types that will bri…

Send us a Text Message. Ever wonder what the next big financial trend will be, so you can get in on it? Join Steve and Jeff as they welcome financial seer Bernice Madoff (probably no relation) who uses her psychic ability to make money. Author of a successful and highly expensive newsletter, she shares her predictions for everyone's financial futur…

Send us a Text Message. The Great Producer Crisis of 2023 ends, and not a moment too soon! Steve and Jeff welcome their new producer and attitude ensues. The celebration hits a bump but all turns out well by the end of the episode (well, you know, it had to). Jeff laments Lizzie's lunch-dinner combo seating at Old Country Buffet. Steve finds that a…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff audition three lucky producer candidates in a winner take all game show to end the Great Producer Crisis of 2023. Our hosts spared no expense and brought in a studio audience and an announcer because, you know, it's a game show. Will Steve and Jeff's history of bad decisions finally end? Listen and find out! L…

Send us a Text Message. Diane of Big D Travel joins Steve and Jeff to talk about the money saving excitement people can have by booking trips to disaster areas. Diane talks about some of the disaster hot spots offering vacations at pennies on the dollar, Jeff packs his bags for next year's West Palm vacation, and Steve smiles at the low prices avai…

Send us a Text Message. After their producer ghosted them, Steve and Jeff celebrate Halloween with well known ghost mumbler Madame Bulshetsky in an attempt to finally make contact. In a wild, live on the air session, Madame gets in touch with the ghost of Chelsea, who still has timeliness issues. Madame recounts disappeared celebrities she has help…

Send us a Text Message. In a ham-handed attempt to keep their audience engaged, Steve and Jeff (minus Jeff) tell us about spirited things to come on the program, like ghosting and cheap travel destinations. Basically a frame to present a new product from Appropriation Station, Seouls on Fire Kimchi, fermenting in the jar at a store near you. Hey, I…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff stick it to the man once again by welcoming Taylor Green, author of the book Suture Self, showing us all how to avoid the high cost of medical care. With Taylor is his literary agent Maxine Greene, who volunteered for a live example of low cost self-surgery. Taylor gives Jeff some valuable advice on gluing his…

Send us a Text Message. Controlling their own means of production during the Great Producer Crisis of 2023, Steve and Jeff welcome Brenda Chapman for a show on the revolution in vegan cuisine. Brenda has an epiphany to go with the revolution, Jeff lets it all out, and Steve pictures himself on a boat in the Missouri River eating veal and seitan del…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff begin Season 2 by looking back on last year and looking forward to the great leap they will make this year! They're joined by their new producer Chelsea, who will introduce them to exciting, little known tools for success such as logos, social media, and the wild world of video! Steve; Steve Alloy Jeff; Jeff S…

Send us a Text Message. After an exhaustive search Steve and Jeff finally welcome Jeff's REAL dad, now known as Pastor Jerry Stargate, founder of the First Universal Church of the Milky Way Galaxy. Everyone shares in the reunion and we learn why all of us should call Jerry "dad." Pastor Jerry Stargate - Ray Bass Brittany May, Jerry's Lawyer - Astri…

Send us a Text Message. Jeff's ride share passenger Joe joins the show to talk about his amazing history in major leage baseball, the mob, horse racing, revolutionary television shows, rap music, and his place as the most important person of the 20th Century. Special thanks to Tom Waits. Joe: David Hayden Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf…

Send us a Text Message. Celebrating their first year in podcasting, Steve and Jeff shamelessly pander to their sponsors in a desperate dive for money. Hey, it worked for Congress and the Supreme Court. Special thanks to David Hayden, Cassi Warren, Adam Brownell, Mark Richter, and Tom Lehrer. Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf…

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff welcome language softening consultant Elise Partridge who shows them how to say tough things gently, and she convinces them that they have unlimited opportunities for self-improvement. Elise Partridge: Jess Kent Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff ScharfBy Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf

Send us a Text Message. Steve and Jeff welcome fraternity brah Chadley, an amazing souce of skin care ideas, make-up tips, and deep spiritual philosophy. We discuss how to look younger and make plans for the conversion of the Brahs. Chadley: Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborne.com) (Insta, TikTok and YouTube as @nataliemodborne) Steve: Steve Alloy Jef…

Send us a Text Message. Tonight Steve and Jeff welcome Dr. Armand Leubethrewer, Professor of Histrionics, to discuss Macroobsessions. First, though, Steve and Jeff take meticulous care to get to the roots of the issues to discuss and maybe even channel Larry David. Brought to you by the Metro's finest Pho restaurant, Pho King. Dr Leubethrewer: Seym…

Send us a Text Message. Tonight Steve and Jeff respond to emails from their loyal listeners. You'll hear the happy, the angry, the soon to be indicted...we call them our core listeners! Brought to you by the Metro's premier second hand South Asian clothing boutique, Whose Sari Now...a proud service of Appropriation Station Restaurants. Steve - Stev…

Send us a Text Message. Chloe Montemayor is back to dive into the deepest secrets of the psycho-sexual mother-son relationship. From bonobos to #boymoms Chloe tells all. Brought to you by Appripriation Station Multi-Ethnic Restaurants...where the melting pot is melted beyond recognition. Chloe: Astrid Munn Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf…

Send us a Text Message. Meet Marjorie (Don't Call Me Marge), head nurse at Payne Memorial, and see why her patients never forget her. Sponsored by Yum Kippers, the salty fish snack you can enjoy...well...almost every day of the year. Marjorie: Terry Armstrong Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff ScharfBy Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf

Send us a Text Message. Meet hot new comic Tommy Andrews, assisted by his attorney Brittany May, as he is about to hit the big time with a Crackle special, and protects himself from bad results. "Bad results" was in air quotes. Tommy: Ray Patterson Brittany: Astrid Munn Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf…

Send us a Text Message. Meet Bob "Crash" Davis, the Guinness Book of World Records champion who has survived 17 plane crashes (well, 21 including Spirit). Go wheels up on what to do whne you fly the not so friendly skies.By Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf

Send us a Text Message. Join famous Insta fashion influencer Chrysanthemum Lilly Fire-Weed Not-Weed Grass as she talks about her world-wide influence and takes minimalism to the max! Chrysanthemum: Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborne.com) (Insta, TikTok and YouTube as @nataliemodborne) Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf…

Send us a Text Message. Vegas Entertainer Dwayne Newton shows that he's ready for the big time...as soon as his shift at Kroget's ends. Dwayne Newton/ April from Kroger's: April Brucker http://www.aprilbrucker.tv/ Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff ScharfBy Steve Alloy and Jeff Scharf