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We’re back and we’ve all seen Maxxxine now! We also talk Mr Robot, NIN vs Tron, Uwe Boll, Borderlands and more! NIN doing Tron Ares score - https://www.darkhorizons.com/nine-inch-nails-to-do-tron-ares-score/ Even Uwe thinks Borderlands sucks - https://www.vg247.com/alone-in-the-dark-bloodrayne-director-uwe-boll-trashes-borderlands-movie Deadpool vs…
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We all saw a movie! We talk Deadpool & Wolverine, Maxxxine, Borderlands, Mr Robot, Half-Life 3 and more! Deadpool cameos - https://www.indiewire.com/features/interviews/deadpool-and-wolverine-writers-rhett-reese-paul-wernick-cameos-leak-1235034171/ Borderlands bad - https://www.darkhorizons.com/borderlands-scores-rare-0-in-reviews/ Borderlands was …
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Marvel is making headlines once again, but not in a way we expected! What movie prop would you spend $175,000 on? The Rock doesn’t rock - https://radaronline.com/p/pentagon-demands-dwayne-johnson-return-5m-sponsorship-deal/ RDJ is back - https://www.vg247.com/marvel-bringing-back-robert-downey-jr-for-avengers-5-as-doctor-doom Jonathan Majors wants …
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We’ve got a lot of Britain-centric news this week, with a stop-over in Italy and as always we start and end in Australia. We talk Fallout: London, James Bond, Inside No. 9, Tachyon Dreams and much more! Fallout: London - https://www.vg247.com/fallout-london-mod-releases If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little…
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This week there’s lots to be upset about! Tenacious D is over, Halo is over, The Acolyte is over (for now) and everybody is overjoyed to hear that Dan is back. Tenacious D - https://au.news.yahoo.com/lifestyle/jack-black-cancels-tenacious-d-124504819.html Halo Cancelled - https://kotaku.com/halo-tv-show-paramount-canceled-season-3-xbox-1851599347 “…
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Alec Baldwin is off the hook, thanks to some serious screw ups by the prosecution! We perform an in-depth analysis of the two hours of court room footage Matt watched on the treadmill today. Are we lawyers? No. Are we going to let that stop us? Also no. We also talk some more about The Acolyte, Dragon Age, Elden Ring’s DLC, Still Wakes The Deep, Ne…
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We need to apologise. This week we watched The Acolyte and let’s just say we may have learned a thing or two. We also discuss the latest drama surrounding Dr Disrespect, Logan Paul and Julian Assange. It’s a dramatic week! If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get t…
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People are turning against their favourite shows and franchises! We talk The Boys, The Acolyte, The Alan Wake and the other stuff. The Boys fans aren’t into this season - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-boys-audience-scores-plummet/ The Acolyte backlash thickens - https://www.darkhorizons.com/acolyte-backlash-gets-its-own-backlash/ Alan Wake 2 has…
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There were a tonne of Xbox related announcements and you’d think that would make Luke happy. So what’s the problem? You’ll have to listen to find out! We also discuss Alan Wake again in case you’re not bored of hearing about it, The Boys, Star Wars (ugh) and we’ve got some Graham Hancock news! Xbox Showcase - https://kotaku.com/xbox-games-showcase-…
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Luke’s starting a coin collection and he’s looking to make the rest of us jealous! We discuss our excitement for the upcoming Xbox showcase, the new Civ game, Alan Wake 1 and 2, The Mad Max game, Furiosa, Civil War, a bit of Buffy and much more! Civ 7 is coming - https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/06/leaked-logo-points-to-imminent-civilization-vii…
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Luke is single handedly keeping the Xbox 360 alive! This week we discuss Alan Wake, GTA 6, Madonna, Trump, Driverless Racing, Furiosa and a lot more! Take Two CEO gives bizarre answer when asked about GTA 6 - https://kotaku.com/take-two-t2-ceo-zelnick-gta-6-rockstar-pc-port-xbox-ps5-1851512434 Man suing Madonna for being too sexy - https://www.foxn…
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Belle Delphine’s money went down the drain - https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916 ScarJo says Open AI stole her voice - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/openai-scarlett-johansson-voice-1235006926/ They say that’s not true - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/scarlett-johansson-respond…
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Assassin’s Creed: Shadows - https://www.vg247.com/assassins-creed-shadows-reveal-trailer-watch-here AC:S will be the size of AC:Origins - https://www.vg247.com/creative-director-confirms-assassins-creed-shadows-will-be-roughly-the-same-size-as-origins AC:S will launch on Mac day one - https://9to5mac.com/2024/05/16/mac-gaming-lands-win-with-assassi…
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Apple announces new iPads but people are upset by the ad - https://kotaku.com/apple-ipad-pro-hydraulic-press-crush-commercial-ad-1851463729 Apple apologises - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/apple-apologizes-for-ad-that-crushes-the-sum-total-of-human-artistic-endeavor/ Microsoft shutters a bunch of studios - https://www.darkhorizons.com/mic…
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Armed and Gelatinous is out now, go get it! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcOYG4Hqo_Q Starfield is getting more fun - https://kotaku.com/starfield-update-1-11-33-new-maps-60-fps-xbox-series-x-1851449026 Fallout 4 is next-gen - https://kotaku.com/fallout-4-ps5-ps-plus-steam-mods-game-pass-bugs-1851438302 And they’re trying to rush out a new game…
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Fallout renewed for season two - https://www.darkhorizons.com/amazons-fallout-renewed-for-season-2/ Woman buys 4,000 useless copies of Alan Wake - https://kotaku.com/alan-wake-4-000-copies-worthless-don-t-work-ebay-1851413432 Atlantis isn’t real - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DL1_EMIw6w If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patr…
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Zack wants to Snyder Cut Suckerpunch - https://www.vg247.com/snyder-cut-2-the-justice-league-director-thinks-he-can-fix-his-widely-panned-sucker-punch If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. And if you want more show the…
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Digital only Xbox leaked - https://kotaku.com/microsoft-xbox-series-x-leak-white-all-digital-1851371439 Embracer sells Gearbox for half price - https://kotaku.com/gearbox-software-embracer-sale-borderlands-homeworld-1851371254 Dune: Awakening will not have a dick slider - https://kotaku.com/dune-mmo-awakening-conan-exiles-dong-penis-size-slider-185…
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Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be the new Bond - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/27/chops-talent-and-charisma-pierce-brosnan-backs-aaron-taylor-johnson-as-james-bond Margot Robbie to produce The Sims adaptation - https://www.ign.com/articles/the-sims-movie-in-the-pipe-from-loki-director-margot-robbies-company-to-produce The Acolyte trailer - …
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Scarlet Johansson might be the mum - https://www.vg247.com/scarlett-johansson-offered-lead-role-next-jurassic-world-movie?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=feed Sharon Stone told to sleep with co-star - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/12/sharon-stone-names-producer-who-told-her-to-sleep-with-co-star Co-star says "she wanted it b…
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More missions, more impossible - https://www.darkhorizons.com/filming-resumes-on-mission-impossible-8/ Rust armourer found guilty - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/rust-armorer-hannah-gutierrez-reed-guilty-involuntary-manslaughter-1234956038/ Dune Messiah is likely - https://www.darkhorizons.com/legendary-keen-on-a-third-dune/ Dune: Aw…
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Remedy buys back the rights to Control - https://www.gamesindustry.biz/remedy-buys-all-control-rights-back-from-505-games-for-17m#:~:text=Remedy%20has%20reacquired%20the%20rights,operative%20spin%2Doff%20game%20Condor. Mary Poppins gets a new rating - https://www.darkhorizons.com/mary-poppins-gets-a-new-uk-rating/ Raimi Spider-man 4? - https://www.…
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Za/Um lays off everyone - https://videogames.si.com/news/disco-elysium-dev-zaum-layoffs-last-writer-speaks-out Bored-er Lands trailer - https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-trailer-borderlands/ Gareth Edwards to direct the next Jurrassic World - https://www.darkhorizons.com/gareth-edwards-to-direct-new-jurassic-world/ Bluey tops the charts - https://…
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Sure it sounds weird but I guess you gotta smoke something, right? Gina Carano is suing - https://www.darkhorizons.com/carano-sues-over-mandalorian-firing/ Coyote vs Acme is dead (again) - https://www.darkhorizons.com/coyote-vs-acme-is-dead-again/ Joe Rogan is back on Apple Podcasts - https://www.macrumors.com/2024/02/09/joe-rogan-experience-apple-…
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I promise I’m not dead! Floridas Joker no longing going to sue rockstar - https://www.ign.com/articles/florida-joker-says-hes-not-suing-rockstar-over-gta-6-anymore-but-does-want-to-be-paid-to-voice-the-character New category added to Oscars - https://variety.com/2024/film/awards/oscars-new-best-casting-category-1235902419/ There will be no Ayer cut…
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Matt needs to walk back some things he said in our last episode and Dan isn’t happy about it. Starfield is trash (says Walmart) - https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/one-mans-trash-is-another-mans-treasure-walmart-will-reportedly-throw-out-physical-copies-of-starfield-if-no-one-buys-the-disks-for-3-cents Silent Hill 2 Remake gameplay footage - ht…
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12,000 years from now people might be arguing over whether we existed. Wouldn’t that be neat? I hope we end up on Netflix. The Mac is 40 - https://www.vg247.com/microsoft-lays-of-1900-staff-from-its-video-game-division?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=feed Steve Jobs was elusive - https://9to5mac.com/2024/01/24/not-taking-a-photo-of-stev…
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You don't own this podcast The Great Circle - https://www.darkhorizons.com/indiana-jones-the-great-circle-game-trailer/ Ubisoft owns your games - https://kotaku.com/ubisoft-prince-of-persia-the-lost-crown-subscription-1851167602 Disney Presents: Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu: The Movie - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/the-manda…
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Luke lets us all down this week, but hopefully we can make it up to you. Oppenheimer wins big - https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/oppenheimer-wins-best-picture-drama-golden-globes-1234939750/https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/christopher-nolan-wins-golden-globe-best-director-oppenheimer-1234940940/ https://www.indiewire.com/awards/resu…
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If you want to annoy Luke you’ll have to dress up as Kristin Stewart, or maybe Logan Paul. Jason Momoa annoys Amber Heard - https://www.businessinsider.com/amber-heard-accused-jason-momoa-cosplaying-johnny-depp-variety-2023-10 Kanye’s wife isnt allowed to wear pants - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/kanye-west-says-wife-bianca-317943…
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How many cases of beer did you drink today? I wonder if they could make oxygenated scotch? The Abyss 4k release cancelled in the UK - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-abyss-uk-4k-disc-release-cancelled/ Snyder wants to do Bond - https://www.darkhorizons.com/snyder-has-superhero-fatigue-bond-ambitions/ Nolan is a fan - https://www.darkhorizons.com/c…
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Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year! We hope you all have a great, nerdtastic holiday! Luke was extra wrong about Dune - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chalamet-teases-a-dune-3-returnee/ Rebel Moon is apparently not very good - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-rebel-moon-reviews-are-in/ Furiosa has too much CGI? - https://screenrant.com/fur…
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One of us is in hospital this week. See if you can guess who! Charity fraud update - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFYCYwvRbEU Starfield update - https://www.vg247.com/starfield-2023-actual-goty-not-even-close Florida Joker is a joker - https://kotaku.com/gta-6-florida-joker-voice-read-dead-redemption-2-1851089419 RIP E3 - https://www.darkhorizon…
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The Game Awards happened and we’re not going to complain about them as much as everybody else! The Game Awards are just winter E3 - https://kotaku.com/game-awards-keighley-e3-trailers-1851083267 If you hate speeches you’ll love The Game Awards - https://kotaku.com/the-game-awards-tga-2023-speech-music-keighley-1851086183 No mention of layoffs at Th…
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More of our usual hard hitting journalism this week as we discuss movies, games, scam and the JFK assassination. Again. You can’t smoke in New Zealand. Oh wait… yes you can - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/27/new-zealand-scraps-world-first-smoking-generation-ban-to-fund-tax-cuts Alex Jones offered a deal - https://www.newstimes.com/news…
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Hope everybody had an enjoyable holiday (those of you in the US) and we hope you all saved some money on Black Friday, hopefully on some really bargains and not just the fake ones. Christopher Nolan is not directing James Bond - https://www.darkhorizons.com/nolan-shoots-down-james-bond-rumors/ No Nightmare Before Christmas 2 - https://www.darkhoriz…
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This week we’ve got some important investigative journalism done by someone else for us to lazily summarise! Fraud? (The question mark insulates us from legal issues) - https://www.ign.com/articles/youtuber-the-completionists-open-hand-foundation-accused-of-keeping-charitable-donations Wednesday actor sacked - https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-…
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It’s a rambly old show we’ve got for you this week! Warner tosses the Coyote in the track - https://www.darkhorizons.com/warners-scraps-coyote-vs-acme-release/ Steam Deck OLED - https://www.darkhorizons.com/valve-announces-steam-deck-oled/ Silent Hill remake maybe doesn’t get it - https://www.vg247.com/silent-hill-2-remake-special-origin-story Fall…
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Guess who’s back! Apple reaches for Matt’s wallet - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/10/everything-to-know-about-apples-new-m3-m3-pro-and-m3-max-processors/ If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. And if you want mor…
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Give X all your money - https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/10/27/musk-x-banking Grimes is the momma - https://www.vulture.com/2023/10/grimes-elon-musk-lawsuit-parental-rights-children.html Give Russel Brand some of your money - https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-victim-of-…
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Luke was full of it. Full of what? Tune in to find out… Alec Baldwin is back on the manslaughter block - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/alec-baldwin-could-face-new-rust-involuntary-manslaughter-charge-1234917796/ Actors can’t dress up as movie characters for Halloween - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/sag-aftra-bans-hallowe…
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Most of us are back! Microsoft has bought Activision Unity’s CEO has resigned Baldurs Gate 3 is amazing Cyberpunk 2 Cyberpunk 1.5 was expensive Cyberpunk TV show Only Murders Season 3 Cal Wilson If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than e…
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It’s a wild ride this week! Stephen Fry’s voice has been stolen Unity backtracks Sound of Freedom guy accused Man sues Google Cyberpunk 2077 is awesome Elon Musk is not awesome Microsoft considered buying Nintendo Bluey is coming If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member an…
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Nothing actually went wrong but that’s no thanks to Matt and his big mouth. He did complete his homework though! We’ve got new iPhones, movie follow up, more Starfield, and some big game engine drama this week. Plus lots more so hop on in! Christopher Nolan + Bond rumours are back! Baldurs Gate 3 on Mac - September 21st Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty a…
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Surprise, Dan’s back! It was certainly a surprise to Luke and Matt who have not yet completed their assigned homework. Starfield and Cyberpunk are different games There are already NSFW mods for Starfield Todd Howard says upgrade your PC, loser! Starfield saves a family from certain doom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKlJfi0nbk If you’d like to …
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We’ve been playing Starfield! We tried to keep the spoilers minimal (tutorial missions only) so it should be safe to listen if you haven’t played yet. We also discuss some other stuff in case you don’t like cool games for some reason. Starfield reviews are in Guy gets arrested for trying to sell Starfield early Todd Howard agrees with Luke about ea…
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Luke and Matt talk about Starfield, Destiny, Dark Force and Donald Trump, amongst other things. They also invited Jono from Quokka Games to pop in for a short visit to talk about their new game Boba Master! Trump arrested Dark Forces remastered Dune Part Two delayed Zack Snyder has watched some movies David Ayer is upset Quokka Games https://www.yo…
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Did Chris Carter have super secret access to Area 51 and the bodies of dead aliens? Listen to find out that he did not. Of course he didn’t, what’s wrong with you? The trigger Uri Gellar. Remember Uri Gellar? Mountain Dew destroys DNA? Starfield goes gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNasPOxMzk If you’d like to support the show head on over to …
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We spent an inordinate amount of time talking about Michael Jackson this week, but don’t despair because there’s also some movie talk and some ball-licking news. Ridley Scott wishes he’d ruined Blade Runner instead Warner apologises to Japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTkVHefkOo If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon an…
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I’m not on the show this week but as I understand it the guys talked about Oppenheimer and Michael Jackson. You know, that famous duo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfloBgA7hqo If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. A…
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