Best Tesos Podcasts (2024)

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Herrenvolk 1:01:34

2h ago1:01:34

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Send us a Text Message. Finishing where season 3 left off, Jeremiah Smith takes Mulder to find answers...supposedly. Mike and Andrew disagree. Travel times are at an all-time low in this episode as the ABH crashes onto the scene before any revelations can be had. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTAC…

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Season 3 Top/Bottom 3 Awards Show! 1:05:59

13d ago1:05:59

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Send us a Text Message. Mike and Andrew choose their favorite and least favorite! A dark, unknown figure emerges. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.comBy Magus Media Productions

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Talitha Cumi 1:09:34

20d ago1:09:34

1:09:34

Send us a Text Message. Season 3 ends with an undone gunshot. X-Files all-stars stop in to freak out CSM and Mulder comes into possession of a deadly weapon...But does any of it really matter? JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.com…

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Wetwired 1:13:42

27d ago1:13:42

1:13:42

Send us a Text Message. "Blood" take two! Mike and Andrew discuss the episode's similarities to Season 2's mind control drama. Are the visual effects outdated? How many rounds should Scully's gun truly have? Is it Scully yelling at Mulder or is Gillian yelling at David? FIND OUT NOW! JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ …

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Quagmire 1:14:39

1M ago1:14:39

1:14:39

Send us a Text Message. Snuggle up with your significant other and enjoy everyone's favorite scene. Mulder's quest for the truth lands him in hot water with Scully, but it offers them an opportunity to understand each other later on. The two agents hunt an ancient sea beast in this fan-favorite excursion. Mike and Andrew comment on the writing of t…

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Avatar 1:14:05

1M ago1:14:05

1:14:05

Send us a Text Message. Skinner gets more than he bargained for when he takes a woman to bed. When he is accused of her murder his life comes crashing down and it's up to the agents to piece it together. Mike and Andrew focus on the convoluted nature of the plot right down to the title of the episode. Mike has issues with the Syndicate's plot. JOIN…

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Marital Sex Isn’t Boring ft. William and Ayo Lawal 1:19:48

1M ago1:19:48

1:19:48

Welcome to another special episode of the Spit or Swallow podcast! Today, Hausa Chocolate is joined by talented creatives, William and Ayo Lawal. Together they discuss marriage, infidelity, assumptions and misconceptions about monogamous marriages, Madonna-Whore Complex, sexual safety, contraceptives, keeping sex spicy and so much more. Themes: Lon…

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Doctors, Decisions, Dreams :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: ft. Dr. Puja Naik & Dr. Padam Bhatia :: Ep. 33 1:27:40

2M ago1:27:40

1:27:40

In this thought-provoking episode of "Got Spice," we delve deep into the pivotal moments that shape our lives. Join us as we explore a diverse range of topics, from the professional insights of doctors and marketers to the deeply personal choices surrounding marriage and women’s rights. We also discuss the universal language of music, the joys and …

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Doctors, Decisions, Dreams :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: ft. Dr. Puja Naik & Dr. Padam Bhatia :: Ep. 33 1:27:35

2M ago1:27:35

1:27:35

In this thought-provoking episode of "Got Spice," we delve deep into the pivotal moments that shape our lives. Join us as we explore a diverse range of topics, from the professional insights of doctors and marketers to the deeply personal choices surrounding marriage and women’s rights. We also discuss the universal language of music, the joys and …

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Are You D!ckmatized or Lost In The Sauce? Ft. Ed Gothboy 1:06:01

2M ago1:06:01

1:06:01

Welcome back to Spit or Swallow, where we dive deep into the juiciest topics around sex, relationships and intimacy. In this episode, Hausa Chocolate is joined by our favourite guest, amazing journalist, critic and Sex Sensei, Ed Gothboy. Join them as they delve into the concept of "dickmatization," explore the allure of having that unexplainable "…

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Hell Money 1:19:30

2M ago1:19:30

1:19:30

Send us a Text Message. X-Files meets Law and Order in this episode. In reality it's just Law and Order with Mulder and Scully. With a stellar cast of guest actors, this episode shines a light on the spirituality and hardships of Chinese immigrants living in San Fransisco. Mike and Andrew discuss any cultural perceptions and mischaracterizations in…

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Jose Chung's From Outer Space 54:56

2M ago54:56

54:56

Send us a Text Message. It's Darin Morgan's swan song for the original run of the show. Larry Musser joins an unbelievable guest cast in an episode that takes many turns. It's the age old story of alien abducts alien, he said she said, men in black are actually agents of the military industrial complex sent to cause mass confusion and doubt about a…

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I Identify As A Form ft. Gozie 1:00:50

2M ago1:00:50

1:00:50

Welcome back to another episode of Spit or Swallow! On this special episode, your favourite host, Hausa Chocolate, is joined by a gender non-conformist Gozie who is a model and creative powerhouse. They share their experience navigating being a minority in Nigeria, shed light on their journey and coming into their own identity while tackling the so…

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Trigger Warning ft. Aanu 42:03

2M ago42:03

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Welcome back to Spit or Swallow Podcast! Joining your favourite host Hausa Chocolate today is Licensed Clinical Psychologist Aanu and they discuss trauma and sex. What trauma really means, how it manifests, cause and effect and what healing can look like. Aanu shares her insights on how inclusive therapy can be a game-changer in healing and growth,…

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Teso Dos Bichos 48:58

2M ago48:58

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Send us a Text Message. BY REQUEST: Instead of Mike and Andrew wasting their time covering this episode scene by scene, they let chat GPT do the work in making the episode interesting. Complete with summaries, failed attempts at humor and pitching some alternate realities for this episode, listeners are in for a ride. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook…

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Pusher 1:05:20

2M ago1:05:20

1:05:20

Send us a Text Message. Mike and Andrew enjoy this Gilligan episode yet wonder about the extensive abilities of Pusher. They joke about the whammy and Mike draws a connection to a previous episode that leaves Andrew wondering. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.com…

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Love And High Fenced Streets ft Amiola 50:18

2M ago50:18

50:18

What’s the difference between love and crack? Today on this special episode, Hausa Chocolate is joined by Dark Chocolate Amiola and they talk about our favourite chemical reaction in the brain, love. They examine the relationship between sex and love. From the complexities of developing strong emotional attachments to the delicate balance between d…

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Navigating Different Identities In A Heterosexual Marriage ft. Tolu 54:01

3M ago54:01

54:01

On the latest episode of Spit or Swallow your favorite host, Hausa Chocolate, is joined by Tolu, a married, queer-identifying Nigerian. She shares her becoming story. They talk about her first pride event after moving, navigating queer sexual identities in a heterosexual marriage, discovering community abroad, how relocating changes how a person vi…

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DJ Got Us Fallin’ in Love :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: ft. TESO :: Ep. 32 1:24:50

3M ago1:24:50

1:24:50

Dive into the heart of music and memories with Got Spice?’s Gregory Yates and Kirti Naik as they chat with rising star DJ TESO in Kirti's childhood home. From family ventures to the power of love, explore TESO's unique journey beyond the turntables. Tune in to uncover how unconventional paths and childhood dreams shape our future. Best of all a new…

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DJ Got Us Fallin’ in Love :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: ft. TESO :: Ep. 32 1:24:54

3M ago1:24:54

1:24:54

Dive into the heart of music and memories with Got Spice?’s Gregory Yates and Kirti Naik as they chat with rising star DJ TESO in Kirti's childhood home. From family ventures to the power of love, explore TESO's unique journey beyond the turntables. Tune in to uncover how unconventional paths and childhood dreams shape our future. Best of all a new…

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Apocrypha 1:19:43

3M ago1:19:43

1:19:43

Send us a Text Message. Closing out the 2 part mythology, Apocrypha answers a lot of questions, but leaves many in its wake. Most importantly: how the F does the alien know what to do when it comes to the surface? Skinner has some gastrointestinal issues when he speaks to Scully. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TIN…

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Piper Maru 1:03:57

3M ago1:03:57

1:03:57

Send us a Text Message. The agents are taken all over the world after a French salvage team acts on some top secret coordinates in the Pacific. The guys debate how the black oil is transferred and how much poop a plane at the bottom of the ocean has. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp…

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Sex Education (The Lack Thereof) In Nigeria ft. Olori Coitus 1:06:53

3M ago1:06:53

1:06:53

In today’s episode Hausa Chocolate is joined by Olori Coitus, a brilliant Sex Educator, Intimacy Director and Public Health Expert. They unpack the exciting world of spreading accurate information on sex in Nigeria's sexually ‘repressed’ society. Olori Coitus shares how she got into Sexual Health, her journey so far, the road blocks she’s experienc…

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Can I Take My Clothes Off? ft. Sugar Ken 48:41

3M ago48:41

48:41

Hausa Chocolate is joined by a male stripper extraordinaire, Sugar Ken! Together they dive into the exciting world of stripping! While Sugar Ken might not be giving away free lap dances, he's certainly serving up some piping hot truths! They discuss the highs and lows of stepping into the spotlight, tips for successful marketing and branding in the…

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Beyond The Meat :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: Ep. 31 49:07

3M ago49:07

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Greg and Kirti take you on a journey to one of their favorite Mexican restaurants in NYC Lupe’s East LA Kitchen. They share personal stories, emit their personal discontent for pop culture pundits, discuss their love of Mexican food, recipes and sexy restaurant vibes. David Seixas, the founder and owner of Lupe’s joins Kirti & Greg for an exclusive…

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Beyond The Meat :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: Ep. 31 49:07

3M ago49:07

49:07

Greg and Kirti take you on a journey to one of their favorite Mexican restaurants in NYC Lupe’s East LA Kitchen. They share personal stories, emit their personal discontent for pop culture pundits, discuss their love of Mexican food, recipes and sexy restaurant vibes. David Seixas, the founder and owner of Lupe’s joins Kirti & Greg for an exclusive…

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Grotesque 1:07:36

3M ago1:07:36

1:07:36

Send us a Text Message. The hosts lament Mulder's self-gratifying inner monologue showing himself how intelligent he is. Aside from that, they also ponder the meaning of the episode and if it was trying too hard or even what it was really about. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmai…

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Syzygy 53:36

3M ago53:36

53:36

Send us a Text Message. Mike and Andrew are a little off in this episode when tensions between them boil over live. Constantly taking jabs at each other, the two spar while discussing the episode. Can they look past their differences and get the job done? JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! ti…

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Divine Desire: Unveiling Eros With An Erotic Goddess ft. Joy 57:27

3M ago57:27

57:27

On today’s episode, Hausa Chocolate sits with an erotic goddess, a reiki healer, companion and guide, Joy. They talk about the connection between sex and spirituality, helping men access deeper intimacy and their inner eros. Joy’s journey as a medium and a creator and also exploring unconventional love and relationship styles. Enjoyy! Themes: Spiri…

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Silver Sex ft. Cheron K. Griffin & Mr. Hunni Bunni 1:24:48

4M ago1:24:48

1:24:48

On this amazing episode of the podcast, Hausa Chocolate gets into silver sex with Cheron. K. Griffin an dating concierge, author, matchmaker and relationship coach together with her husband Mr. Hunni Bunni. They discuss her journey transitioning out of purity culture as an ex preacher’s wife, her various marriages, finding herself and true love wit…

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War of the Coprophages 1:02:58

4M ago1:02:58

1:02:58

Send us a Text Message. Darin Morgan strikes again with this witty homage to 50's sci-fi. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.comBy Dancing Magus Media

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Revelations 1:07:50

4M ago1:07:50

1:07:50

Send us a Text Message. Scully gets swept up in religious determination when a young boy is threatened. Mike and Andrew discuss the impact religion has on the show and whether or not it fits the series. The return of Lance-glancing is nigh. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.com…

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Does Football Matter? :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: Ep. 30 59:06

4M ago59:06

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The Business Behind the Game: We're dissecting how football influences consumer behavior, from snack foods to car brands, and even how we invest. 👀 Are you ready to look beyond the scoreboard and see how football truly influences our world? Watch now to uncover the stories, strategies, and surprises that prove football is more than just a game. It'…

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Does Football Matter? :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: Ep. 30 59:06

4M ago59:06

59:06

The Business Behind the Game: We're dissecting how football influences consumer behavior, from snack foods to car brands, and even how we invest. 👀 Are you ready to look beyond the scoreboard and see how football truly influences our world? Watch now to uncover the stories, strategies, and surprises that prove football is more than just a game. It'…

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True Romance Is Dead! ft. Luciano & Torera 1:09:55

4M ago1:09:55

1:09:55

Love is in the air! Isn’t it? On this special episode of the Spit or Swallow podcast, Hausa Chocolate, Luciano and Torera talk about love, romance and everything Valentine’s Day! What do you do when your situationship airs you on Love Day? They also discuss their hate languages, share funny stories, past experiences and talk about what love means t…

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Sexual Revolution ft. Teso The Star Seed 1:15:49

4M ago1:15:49

1:15:49

On this amazing episode, your favourite host is joined by Teso, a model, writer and podcaster and creative. They discuss their sexual liberation journeys. The impact of visible voices going against the grain. They also talk about partnerships, community and finding alignment into today’s society. Enjoyy Themes: Sexual Liberation, Feminism, SocietyD…

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Relationship IQ :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: Ep. 29 1:00:28

4M ago1:00:28

1:00:28

Another heartfelt episode with The Gregory & Kirti in Got Spice? where they take you through the bittersweet moments of parenting, the poignant anticipation of an empty nest, and raw stories of navigating the treacherous waters of medical treatments in today's overmedicated culture. But that's not all – watch as Greg and Kirti put their own relatio…

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Relationship IQ :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: Ep. 29 1:00:28

4M ago1:00:28

1:00:28

Another heartfelt episode with The Gregory & Kirti in Got Spice? where they take you through the bittersweet moments of parenting, the poignant anticipation of an empty nest, and raw stories of navigating the treacherous waters of medical treatments in today's overmedicated culture. But that's not all – watch as Greg and Kirti put their own relatio…

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731 1:15:02

4M ago1:15:02

1:15:02

Send us a Text Message. The conclusion of this two-parter sees Mulder trapped on an exploding train, a wrinkly, velvety-voiced assassin and lepers. The guys question the happenings at the NSA and if Mulder utilized his stunt butt. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.com…

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Nisei 1:06:25

4M ago1:06:25

1:06:25

Send us a Text Message. Mulder gets the wild idea that the alien autopsy tape he purchased is authentic...The agents' pursuit of this case leads to an incredible amount of mythology details. Mike and Andrew discuss the logistics of time and space in the X-Files universe as travel and VHS tape acquisition defy understanding. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.fa…

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Mind-Body-Spirit Wellness ft. Oyin Talabi 1:03:11

4M ago1:03:11

1:03:11

On this amazing episode of the pod, Hausa Chocolate gets into holistic wellness with Oyin Talabi. They discuss New Year Resolutions, the Mind-Body-Spirit connection mindful living practices, becoming in tune with one’s self and general tips on improving our mental health and sex lives. Themes: Mindfulness, Meditation, Wellness Don’t forget to rate …

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We Are In An Open Marriage ft. The Play Smith & Venolia 52:32

4M ago52:32

52:32

On this interesting episode, your favourite host, Hausa Chocolate is joined by Play Smith and his wife Wade who are in an open marriage. They discuss how they met, the easy and hard parts of being in an open marriage, navigating it with friends, family and the dating pool, trust, honesty and so much more! Enjoyy! Themes: Open Relationships, Polyamo…

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The Anti-Resolution :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: Ep. 28 55:18

5M ago55:18

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Are New Year’s Resolutions really worth the glass of champagne you toast to the new year? In this season opener, The Gregory articulates his explicit opinion, while Kirti opines and celebrates Got Spice?'s milestones and achievements. The dynamic duo talk about their latest press event, going live on Instagram with exercise routines, what you can e…

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The Anti-Resolution :: Hosted by Gregory Yates & Kirti Naik :: Ep. 28 55:15

5M ago55:15

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Are New Year’s Resolutions really worth the glass of champagne you toast to the new year? In this season opener, "The Gregory" articulates his explicit opinion, while Kirti opines and celebrates Got Spice?'s milestones and achievements. The dynamic duo talk about their latest press event, going live on Instagram with exercise routines, what you can…

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Oubliette 1:10:40

5M ago1:10:40

1:10:40

Send us a Text Message. In a more emotional turn, the X-Files tackles kidnapping and trauma. Complete with teleporting liquids, creepy dudes, intuition and 1 bullet kills, one thing is certain by the end of this episode: Scully's title of "doctor" has got to be printed at the local Kinko's. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeni…

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The Walk 1:04:14

5M ago1:04:14

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Send us a Text Message. Our agents chase a killer for...saving people from death? JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.comBy Dancing Magus Media

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Logical Lovers, Intimacy and Size Queens ft. Dr. SID 1:04:40

5M ago1:04:40

1:04:40

Welcome back to another amazing season of the Spit Or Swallow Pod with your favourite host Hausa Chocolate! On today’s slightly chaotic episode, Hausa Chocolate and the multifaceted Dr SID discuss intimacy differences in men and women, how logic and emotion feed love, analyze what makes long term relationships last, sexual liberalism, communication…

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2Shy 1:09:00

5M ago1:09:00

1:09:00

Send us a Text Message. The writer really threw shit at the wall to come up with this episode's antagonist. Mike remembers the horrors of watching as a 10 year old. Andrew is unimpressed with the bad guy's rookie mistakes. JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gmail.com…

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The List 51:02

5M ago51:02

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Send us a Text Message. The agents find themselves searching for a killer apparently carrying out a dead man's wishes. Mike and Andrew discuss the motivations of J.T. Walsh's character. Is the killer a ghost or are the murders a conspiracy of men? JOIN OUR SOCIALS! www.facebook.com/groups/thisisnothappeningpod/ @TINHXFilesPod CONTACT US! tinhxfp@gm…

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Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose 1:20:26

6M ago1:20:26

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Send us a Text Message. Peter Boyle guest stars as a psychic insurance salesman who has little to look forward to in life. As the agents chase down a serial killer, they enlist his help to find him before more people die. Mike gushes over the writing in the episode and remembers being drawn in to the episode. Andrew praises the winks to the viewers…

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