Best True Geordie Podcast Podcasts (2025)

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Our last day on Earth. 16:01

4h ago16:01

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Time for some more listener questions and on this week’s 'Swift Half' we somehow go from our favourite flavour of crisps to Will trying to find his G-Spot up his arse! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.co…

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Brains, Bangs and Jazz. 13:14

1d ago13:14

13:14

Another amazing tale from Will and this week he’s delving into the mysteries of the human mind. Warning: this episode does involve us ‘performing’ avant-garde music. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/…

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ALEISTER CROWLEY: A fresh look at The Great Beast 1:00:19

1d ago1:00:19

1:00:19

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! This week on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast, we celebrate our fifth Eavesdroppin' birthday! And what better way to kick up our heels than to go back to the start for a look at another birthday boy - none other than the Great Beast himself, Aleister Crowley, who turns 150! Just when you think you know everything there is to know …

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Life in 200 Years Time. 50:04

3d ago50:04

50:04

What will life be like in 200 years time and what will people of the future think about how we lived our lives in the 21st century? We got out our Crystal Balls to take a look at life in the future and it inevitably resulted in a chat about Sex Robots. Plus Will tries some mind reading and Ray Mears v Bear Grylls. This Episode is sponsored by Numan…

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Stand or Sit, Scrunch or Fold? 11:16

6d ago11:16

11:16

OK, so this one went on a wild journey that neither of us could have predicted! Will overshares in a very animated and detailed way about his toilet habits and Ralf tells the story of ‘one of the saddest days of my life’. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood …

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Mr Mellor’s History Lesson. 14:05

8d ago14:05

14:05

It’s back to school and a history lesson on this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ . Your teacher, Mr Will Mellor, has been delving into the history books for facts about Alexander the Great and a gruesome story about the Battle of Waterloo. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment…

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HALLOWEEN: The Hobstones haunting, the witches of Pendle, plus Stephen King's Pet Sematary 51:47

9d ago51:47

51:47

This week on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast, Geordie & Michelle celebrate Halloween by looking at hauntings and horror… Imagine sitting on the loo only to have the door fly open by a dwarf monk holding a severed forearm. Could only happen at Hobstones, a haunted farm in Yorkshire, England, where spooky goings on happen on the reg. Geordie also looks …

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Little White Lies 58:31

10d ago58:31

58:31

Will has an extraordinary tale from his school days about how those little white lies can spiral completely out of control. Plus we warm up for our Tour with some ‘Would you rather’ questions, Dr Dave from Numan.com is back to discuss another health issue, some more listener questions and find out why Will would ’stick spoons all over me’. This Epi…

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Is that real or a prosthetic? 10:41

13d ago10:41

10:41

Which TV show made Will shout ‘F*ck Off’ on a train and Ralf described as ‘Unbelievable’ - find out on this week’s ’Swift Half’……that’s once Will had sorted out his ‘Life Admin’ and we could eventually get started! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Nu…

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Vibrators, Love Chairs and The King of France. 11:52

15d ago11:52

11:52

More amazing facts from Will and on this week’s ‘What will William tell’? we somehow manage to go from Chainsaws to the World's Tallest Couple via Vibrators and Love Chairs! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of y…

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COULDA SHOULDA DIDN’T: The Tristate Crematory scandal, plus wife killer Brendan Banfield 52:55

16d ago52:55

52:55

This week on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast, Geordie & Michelle look at stomach-churning stories about people who coulda, shoulda but didn’t… When a gas delivery driver noticed dead bodies littering the grounds of a local crematorium, he raised the alarm on what turned out to be one of the most shocking and disturbing crimes involving the mistreatmen…

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Europe v America 39:34

17d ago39:34

39:34

America we love you. We love your films, music, entertainment, food, theme parks, trainers (sorry sneakers)….you name it, it’s great. However without wanting to offend our America cousins, there are some things about the U.S of A that really get our goat, some things that are just wrong and some things that we on this side of the pond just do bette…

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What’s the Weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled? 10:13

20d ago10:13

10:13

Strap yourself in dear listener because on this week’s Swift Half we delve into our Internet search history. You won’t be surprised to hear that some VERY interesting things come up! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause.…

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It’s not what it looks like! 13:05

22d ago13:05

13:05

More fascinating facts from Will including the man who married his car and why Will should never go on ‘Great British Bake Off’! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your …

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GAWN TOO SOON: The tragic deaths of Brandon Lee and Karen Carpenter 1:04:07

23d ago1:04:07

1:04:07

This week on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast, Geordie & Michelle look at two celebrities, Gawn Too Soon... On March 31st 1993, on the set of The Crow, it was just another day at work for 28 year old actor Brandon Lee. Until it wasn’t. Just like the recent Rust controversy, there was an incident with a prop gun that went horribly wrong. So what happene…

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Wet Bread 41:49

24d ago41:49

41:49

Will has a surprise for Ralf and it’s fair to say it doesn’t go down well….anyone got a sick bucket!!!??? Plus anniversaries, overthinking and strange acting jobs. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/tw…

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Friendship, Families and F*cking Brad Pitt. 10:54

27d ago10:54

10:54

More of your questions, some of which took us on a turn we really didn’t expect…….from weird families to Thelma and Louise! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home b…

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Tortoise Orgasm 14:19

29d ago14:19

14:19

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CULTS! Who are the Zizians? Plus, a look at the SovCits, AKA the Sovereign Citizen Movement 56:47

30d ago56:47

56:47

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Slow Down, you D!ck! 48:36

1M ago48:36

48:36

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What would you change about yourself? 15:10

1M ago15:10

15:10

Time for some more listener questions on this week’s Swift Half, starting with What would you change about yourself? It leads to some surprisingly honest and very frank answers. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visi…

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Our Friend Ricky Hatton. 12:36

1M ago12:36

12:36

Ricky Hatton was a legend, a champion, an amazing bloke and also a great friend. We can’t believe he’s no longer with us. Love you Pal, W&R. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take cha…

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PROPHETS & TWINS: Baba Vanga, The Psychic Twins & The Twinnies! 1:01:06

1M ago1:01:06

1:01:06

This week on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast, Geordie & Michelle discuss prophets, predictions, telepathy and twins... How accurate are psychic predictions? This week, Geordie looks at the predictions of Baba Vanga, a now-deceased Bulgarian mystic and healer who has predicted some terrifying things - both in the past and for the future. Real or vague …

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FOUR INCHES?! 35:18

1M ago35:18

35:18

This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label…

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Regrets….I’ve had a few. 8:10

1M ago8:10

8:10

This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test test to check your levels. Use the code TWOPINTS60 for your discount. Happy Friday! And on this week’s ’Swift Half’ Will and Ralf answer questions from listeners…...well actually only one question as everything got a bit deep and meaningful. Don’…

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Pluto and Pineapples: 15:40

1M ago15:40

15:40

This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test test to check your levels. Use the code TWOPINTS60 for your discount. Will has been delving into the internet and is ready to blow your mind with all the amazing facts he has discovered. This week he has trivia about The Planets, Babies, Noses, S…

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RISKY BUSINESS: Killer nurse Charles Cullen, plus the people who enter animal enclosures! 58:08

1M ago58:08

58:08

This week on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast, Geordie & Michelle discuss risky behaviours... Michelle looks at the disturbing and harrowing case of serial killer nurse Charles Cullen. Every time Charles Cullen got a new job at a new hospital, patients begin dying in mysterious and unexplained ways. IV bags suddenly become contaminated. People were dyi…

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Scrotox, Oasis & Blood Tests. We’re Back…..- S6 E1 56:24

2M ago56:24

56:24

THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BEFORE THE SAD NEWS OF OUR FRIEND RICKY HATTON'S PASSING. WE WILL BE PAYING TRIBUTE TO RICK IN OUR UPCOMING CONTENT. RIP HITMAN WE LOVE YOU. W&Rx This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test test to check your levels. Use the code TWOPINTS60 for your discount. We’r…

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TRAGIC CELEBRITY DEATHS: Reggae legend Peter Tosh, plus Hollywood starlet Brittany Murphy 57:33

2M ago57:33

57:33

This week on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast, Geordie & Michelle discuss two tragic celebrity deaths... Geordie heads to Jamaica this episode to look at the life and tragic death of reggae legend Peter Tosh. On September 11, 1987, when Peter Tosh was brutally murdered in his own home, the world was stunned to lose a musical icon. But for the people wh…

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MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE: The story of 'baby killer' Kathleen Folbigg, plus the wrongful shooting of Stephen Waldorf 56:06

2M ago56:06

56:06

This week on Eavesdroppin’, Geordie & Michelle discuss two miscarriages of justice... When Kathleen Folbigg's son died from SIDS in Australia in 1989, it was a tragedy for her and her husband Craig. So they tried for a second child, who tragically died from epilepsy, aged 8 months, in 1991. When the Folbigg's third child died aged 10 months from a …

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FACT OR FICTION: Witches, poltergeists, UFOs and aliens! 1:00:04

2M ago1:00:04

1:00:04

This week on Eavesdroppin’, Geordie & Michelle discuss witches, bitches, ghosts, aliens and UFOs... In a century long long ago, Geordie looks at the last witch burned alive in Ireland - the irrepressible Bridget Cleary. Young, smart and entrepreneurial, Bridget was a bit of a live wire in her small rural town. No harm, no foul, you'd think, except …

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SUMMER MASH UP PART 2: Revisiting Lainey & Ben's poltergeist, plus GEF the talking mongoose! 1:04:56

2M ago1:04:56

1:04:56

This week on Eavesdroppin’, it’s our second summer special and what a mash-up of two classic supernatural eps! Michelle begins with a revisit of a supernatural episode, Season 3, episode 40, about poltergeists where YouTubers and TikTokers Lainey and Ben from Buckinghamshire in the UK claim they live with two poltergeists called Andy and Davewho ma…

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SUMMER MASH UP: Revisiting the needle spiking phenomena, plus the secret love child of Charles & Camilla 58:41

3M ago58:41

58:41

This week on Eavesdroppin’, it’s our first summer special! While Geordie & Michelle enjoy a hard-earned break, we’ve re-issued a mash-up of classic episodes we hope you’ll enjoy! Geordie begins with a revisit of the Pricks & Privacy episode from Season 3, episode 6, where she looks at the serious topic of needle spiking. What is needle spiking? Why…

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MUSES: Marianne Ihlen, Chloe Sevigny, Edie Sedgwick, Kiki de Montparnasse and more! 55:38

3M ago55:38

55:38

This week on Eavesdroppin’, Geordie & Michelle discuss muses... Despite having an anti-feminist spasm about the whole concept of muses, this week Michelle dives in to look at the life of Marianne Ihlen, a Norwegian woman who was the muse to three different men! When Marianne met a guy called Axel Jensen, it set her on a path to Hydra, which led her…

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EAT, PRAY, CULT! Doomsday cults, AROPL, The Geelong Revival Centre and more! 1:00:56

3M ago1:00:56

1:00:56

This week on Eavesdroppin’, Geordie & Michelle look at more cults! Because why not! How many doomsday cults have you heard of? This week, Geordie rattles off a load of them including Heavens Gate, the Branch Davidians, The People’s temple… Plus she discusses the Doomsday Clock and takes a look at a new cult based on an old idea – the Ahmadi Religio…

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CELEBRITY NEAR MISSES: Keith Richards, Debbie Harry, Leonardo DiCaprio, Liam Hemsworth, Clint Eastwood and more 55:21

3M ago55:21

55:21

This week on Eavesdroppin’, Geordie & Michelle look at celebrities who had a brush with the grim reaper… How would you expect the wild man of rock, Keith Richards, to meet his maker? This week, Michelle looks at the silly stunt that was nearly his undoing... Plus, she also looks at the time Leonardo DiCaprio decided to treat himself to a sky-diving…

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PHROGGING: True-life cases of intruders in the attic, in the walls, under the floorboards and more! 57:34

4M ago57:34

57:34

This week on Eavesdroppin’, Geordie & Michelle look at creepy cases of phrogging… What’s phrogging? It’s when people live in your house without you knowing about it… Think Bad Ronald – or the time James and Britney Campbell went on holiday only to return to find someone living in their house. Thing is – he’d been living there BEFORE THEY WENT AWAY.…

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VAMPIRES: Tracey Wigginton vampire killer, plus the Gorbals vampire hunt of 1954 54:38

4M ago54:38

54:38

This week on Eavesdroppin’, Geordie & Michelle look at vampires - and clowns - and murder… When Rockhampton teenager Tracey Wigginton became interested in the occult and witchcraft, no one could have predicted what would come next. Obsessed with idea of 'feeding on blood', over the next years Tracey began to explore drinking the blood of animals be…

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PLAY MYSTERY FOR ME: What happened to conspiracy theorist Max Spiers? Plus the DB Cooper mystery 1:00:11

4M ago1:00:11

1:00:11

This week on Eavesdroppin', Geordie & Michelle look at a hottie conspiracy theorist and the suave hijacker DB Cooper... What happened to UFO hunter and world-renowned British conspiracy theorist Maxwell Bates Spiers? Handsome, high energy and full of wacky theories, Max was and in-demand speaker and panelist all over the world on subjects as divers…

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AI & FAKE GHOSTS: The rise and fall of Replika, plus The Philip Experiment and tulpas! 55:07

4M ago55:07

55:07

This week on Eavesdroppin', Geordie & Michelle look at a sexy AI app gone rogue and an experiment that took a spooky turn ... Do you think you could fall in love with a chatbot? In 2017, an AI companion app called Replika was created and it was way more successful than anyone could have imagined. It started off as a way for its creator to deal with…

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BAD HABITS: Tarrare the Grotesque, plus cat lickers, sponge eaters and candle nibblers 1:03:42

4M ago1:03:42

1:03:42

This week on Eavesdroppin', Geordie & Michelle look at some really bad habits... Would you eat a live cat? Tarrare did. And if you don't know who Tarrare is, he was only the grossest man alive in France in the 1700s. With an insatiable appetite and a stench that lingered, Tarrare was an unpleasant anomaly whose legend lives on. More than that, he h…

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HOMETOWN MURDERS: The Angel of Belanglo, plus who killed Rachelle Childs? 55:39

5M ago55:39

55:39

It's another rough ride on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast this week, as Geordie and Michelle look at two Australian hometown murders… When two dirt-bike riders found human bones in the Belanglo State Forest in Australia, 2010, police were stumped. Who was this woman? Had anyone reported this Jane Doe as missing? Five years later, an unsuspecting moto…

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BAD CULTS: The Red House Children's Home, plus the cult of Gloriavale 1:03:56

5M ago1:03:56

1:03:56

It's a rough ride on Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast this week, as Geordie and Michelle look at bad cults… If you were a child with scholastic issues or behavioural problems in the early 1980s in the UK, you might have been sent to a Red House alternative education facility. The brochures told of an idyllic boarding school where children who had suffe…

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OUTTA SPACE: Did aliens really land on Ilkley Moor? Plus, what's the deal with Mars One? 55:36

5M ago55:36

55:36

On Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast this week, Geordie and Michelle look at aliens, strange space debris and would-be martians… On the 1st of December, 1987, Philip Spencer (not his real name) went out into the fog on Ilkley Moor in Yorkshire, England, for an early-morning walk. Through the fog, he saw what he initially thought was a child with the lon…

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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED? Was Peter Porco murdered by his son? Plus, who killed Zebb Quinn? 59:25

5M ago59:25

59:25

On Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast this week, Geordie and Michelle look at two unsatisfying cases where there's more questions than answers... In November, 2004, Peter Porco was found murdered in his home, attacked by with an axe. His wife, Joan Porco, was also brutally attacked with the same axe but somehow survived. After ruling out several suspects…

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Swift Half Best Bits Part 2 11:34

6M ago11:34

11:34

A few more of our favourite Swift Half funnest parts! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Season 5 A Swift Half - the best bits! 14:17

6M ago14:17

14:17

As it's the end of the season, have our favourite swift half clips in one go! See you soon, have a great Summer! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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GUARDIAN ANGELS: Do we all have one? Can we talk to them? Who are they? 1:00:39

6M ago1:00:39

1:00:39

On Eavesdroppin’ comedy podcast this week, Geordie and Michelle ponder - do we have a guardian angel? Across cultures and religions, spirits, guides and guardian angels are constantly referenced. But do they exist? And do you believe in guardian angels? Have you ever had a sign from your guardian angel? or been saved from disaster by a voice from a…

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The last episode of Season 5, Episode 16 35:48

6M ago35:48

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Hey guys, Our last week of Season 5 is a banger, we hope you love this ep, we wrap up all our chat for the season. We'll be back in September. While we're having a break and doing some TV, get your tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.com Lots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio…

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Episode 15 - Tour Memories 2! 17:36

6M ago17:36

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Hey guys, Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we have on the tour! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.com Lots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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