Best Wtf Horror Podcast Podcasts (2024)

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101: WTF Horror! 1:32:47

12d ago1:32:47

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This week, Matt, Joe, and SuperFan Marc start out discussing recent viewings like LONGLEGS, EXHUMA, ODDITY, MAXXXINE, ABIGAIL, and more. Then, hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen, you aren't going to believe what flashed right before our eyes! Your jaw will hit the floor on some of these picks. Join Matt, Joe & Marc as we collectively exclaim …

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Is Britain “workshy”? – Could you work for Harry and Meghan? – Top Mum! Parent your kids like it’s the 1980s 41:28

22m ago41:28

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Work it out! The Telegraph and Daily Mail take on the “workshy” nation. Honourable Bosses! Meghan and Harry’s chief of staff has quit and The Sun couldn’t be happier. Plus – Let’s do the time warp again. The i think we need to crack out the leg warmers and parent our children like we’re in the 80s. Na…

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WTF Happened To Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid? (Was It Aliens?) 1:46:31

1h ago1:46:31

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You may have heard the stories about Butch Cassidy and his buddy, The Sundance Kid. You may have even seen the epic movie with Robert Redford, but do you know the real story? Let us begin! Thanks for listening. Want more of the show? Become a Patreon producer at www.patreon.com/themidnighttrainpodcast For merch and more, go to our official website:…

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Musk interviews Trump: What went wrong? – Fox Hunters: “But what about our rights?” – Hot Fuzz? William’s beard gets everyone excited 37:16

1h ago37:16

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: From Musk till yawn. The Guardian has all of the details from the farcical livestream between Trump and Musk. What does the fox say? Foxhunters claim they are an ethnic minority and even The Star isn’t taking them seriously. Plus – A bit of scruff. Prince William’s beard has The Sun lusting over other…

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Who’s controlling Starmer? The Telegraph knows! – Brats vs. Tradwives vs. Feral girls – No way computer! Video game actors on strike 40:41

23h ago40:41

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Stranger than fiction. The Telegraph muses that Sue Gray is making Starmer’s decisions in Downing St. Out of the Box. The Observer thinks we should stop categorising women, Brat Summer disagrees. Plus – Game over man, game over! Video Game actors are going on strike over AI and sexy content, and The T…

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The Emerald Children - Re-Animated 16:52

1d ago16:52

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The Emerald Children - Reanimated In a cave filled with wondrous things of legends old, a man resembling the son of God finds himself bound and tied. The children march and wander, until the time comes for the resurrection to begin. Written by Daniel Willcocks (https://danielwillcocks.com) Narrated by J osh Curran (https://x.com/jcurranwriter) Prod…

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Fake news and the riots: Can we stop online lies? – Lost in Space! Real-life astronaut horror – The Mail: “Never settle for Mr. OK” 32:44

4d ago32:44

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Broken News. Sadiq Khan tells The Guardian the government isn’t doing enough to combat fake news online. Houston we have a problem. The i gives us all the details about the astronauts stranded on the International Space Station. Plus – That don’t impress me much. The Mail shares the plight of a woman …

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Counter protests see off far-right – Taylor Swift terror threat – Would you holiday in a warzone? 40:23

5d ago40:23

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Anti-racism protests confuse the right wing press. Swift action – The Guardian tells us about the terror threat at Taylor Swift’s Vienna concert. Plus – Holidays from hell! From Baghdad to Syria, we look at the rise of disaster tourism in The Times. Alex von Tunzelmann is joined by comedian Gráinne Ma…

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Why Harris's VP pick is driving Trump crazy – Hunks vs. Hot Rodents – Would you borrow a family for your holiday? 33:19

6d ago33:19

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Running mates. The front pages introduce us to Kamala Harris’s running mate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. Hunka burning love! The Guardian says that hunks are back. . . but did they ever go away? Plus – Vacay by me! A journalist from The Times wants to borrow kids to go on holiday. Jacob Jarvis is joi…

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Elon Musk vs. Keir Starmer in 'civil war' clash – Women behaving badly! New rules for over 50s – How reading erotic books warps your mind 41:59

7d ago41:59

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Shout out to my X. Downing Street reacts to Elon Musk’s comments on Keir Starmer – and the front pages can’t get enough. I’ve got new rules, I count them! The Times says that women over 50 need to start acting their age. Plus – Something blue. The Guardian’s Zoe Williams spent a fortnight reading smut…

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Far right riots in the UK latest – Sun journo goes to Guantanamo Bay – RFK Jr’s dead bear story: WTF? 36:56

9d ago36:56

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Riot Squad. Starmer assembles Cobra to deal with “far-right thuggery” as unrest spreads. Sitting on the dock of the bay! A reporter from The Sun takes a jolly to Guantanamo Bay. Plus – Bear with me. The New York Times unpacks RFK Jr’s claim about a dead bear in Central Park. Jacob Jarvis is joined by …

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97.5 Something More Comfortable 19:06

9d ago19:06

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97.5 Something More Comfortable Heston Cosgrove has noticed inexplicable changes in his brother Harvey and has become convinced he is the victim of sophisticated identify theft. But when Heston confronts the imposter, the truth is beyond anything he could have imagined. Written by Dexter McLeod (http://www.linktr.ee/dextermcleod) Narrated by Justin…

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What’s going on with GP ‘strikes’? – How not to make ‘mum friends’ – The Mail asks: What if Trump had been killed? 31:31

11d ago31:31

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: What’s up, Docs? GPs are taking industrial action – why, what’s going on and what will it mean for patients? A mum reveals her woes with making friends with other mums. And, fake news! Can you imagine if Trump did get killed? Well, the Mail has done it for you. Miranda Sawyer is joined by comedian and…

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Fake news behind post-Southport riots – “My stag do hell” – Freeze your brain and live forever? 31:09

12d ago31:09

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Misinformation pushed the riots after the Southport atrocity and the Mail has just noticed. Is it the Russians? Plus: Why the Great British Stag Do is a horrible nightmare that we* should all swerve. And: You and I we’re gonna live forever… by putting our brains in deep-freeze? (* blokes) Miranda Sawy…

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Far right ghouls riot in Southport – Kyle Walker’s ex “used him as open chequebook” – Sex in Prison: Is it all bad? 33:06

13d ago33:06

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Despicable scenes from far right in Southport as murdered children are named. Kyle Walker’s influencer ex makes astonishing demands for cash – and the judge is not impressed. And as a prison officer pleads guilty to making a porn video in jail, a surprisingly thoughtful piece on sex between prisoners …

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Southport horror: Papers react – “My life as a Teletubby” – Sex and the Black Death 39:42

14d ago39:42

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: The horrific knife attack in Southport dominates the front pages. Then, as we move to the middle pages – The life of a Teletubby as told by an actor who played one. And sex columnist Kate Lister explains what shagging was like in days of yore, as period dramas get increasingly rompy. Alex Von Tunzelma…

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Bonjour les Olympics! Paris goes in Seine – Numbers up: Strictly inquiry is out today – Swingers in Thatcher’s hometown 39:25

15d ago39:25

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: You medalling kids! Adam Peaty misses gold by a sliver, Simone Biles is back, barmy Olympics ceremony. “Is bullying a dance style?” BBC’s Strictly inquiry is coming and the papers are picking sides. The lady’s not for turning over. The new sex party hotspot is… Grantham, home of Margaret Thatcher? Mir…

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97.4 Another Predictable Long-Con 16:23

15d ago16:23

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97.4 Another Predictable Long-Con Two up and coming grifters are recruited for the last big score of a reputed mastermind, but those who know the con game know that nothing is quite as it seems. Written by Richard Reynolds (groundzerocomics.co.uk) Narrated by Manny Realguy Produced by Duncan Muggleton (http://soundcloud.com/duncanmuggleton) With mu…

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Reeves sparks tabloid tax meltdown – Real-life Succession: Murdoch vs. his kids – Confessions of a wicked step-mum 32:18

19d ago32:18

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: I’m afraid there is no money. The Chancellor says the Treasury is in a much worse state than expected and the tabloids are worried about what this means for tax. Bloody Murdoch! Rupert is trying to kick his ‘lefty’ kids out of his trust and The Telegraph has all the juicy details. Plus – Step-mother D…

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Stars rally behind Kamala Harris – The horny history of cavemen – Final countdown: Is it the end of the pop charts? 31:22

19d ago31:22

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: A star is born. Celebs line up to support Kamala Harris in the The New York Post. Horny histories! We explore the history of sex with Kate Lister in The i. Plus – Who Charted? The Guardian tries to explain the very complicated music charts. Miranda Sawyer is joined by comedian Fergus Craig and journal…

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King Charles’ pay day blowout – Fake tan wars – Hot dog! Meet the world’s best competitive eater 35:12

20d ago35:12

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Wind farm windfall. The Telegraph details King Charles' big green payout. Tangerine dream. The Times says fake tan is back, baby. Plus – I’ll have whatever he’s having! The Guardian profiles competitive eating legend Takeru Kobayashi. Alex von Tunzelmann is joined by American Friction host Jacob Jarvi…

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Keep Kamala and carry on: Who is Harris? – Family misfortunes! Lost at sea with mum and dad – The Sun fixes Britain's orgasm crisis 33:14

21d ago33:14

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Lights, Kamala, action! VP Harris takes the fight to Trump. The tide is high. A family survives a month on a life raft in The Guardian. Plus – Come again? The Sun wants to close the orgasm gap with nine saucy bedroom tips. Alex von Tunzelmann is joined by Podmasters head honcho Andrew Harrison and sta…

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Joe-ver and out! Biden quits race – Bride Wars: Tradwives vs Witches – Robo Frock! AI rocks the fashion industry 33:31

22d ago33:31

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Commander in relief. The papers react as President Biden quits the election. Something wicked this way comes. The worrying trend of tradwives and witchcraft are profiled in The Guardian. Plus – The devil wears A.I. The Times shares a strange story of an AI fashion influencer. Miranda Sawyer is joined …

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97.3 Plea Deal 15:32

25d ago15:32

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A man attempts to talk his way out of a murder charge with the help of a Duty Solicitor. Written by Georgia Cook (https://x.com/georgiacooked) Narrated and produced by James Barnett AKA Jimmy Horrors (https://www.JamesBarnettCreative.com) With music by Tim Kulig (https://timkulig.com/) And Thom Robson (https://www.thomrobsonmusic.com/) And sound ef…

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Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines! 43:59

23d ago43:59

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This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Episode 69 with someone planking on top! Saturday recordings! Dave is a little old man! LCBO on Strike! Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford! Dangerous edibles! Dave enjoys being high! The Great Mysterio! Dave has no point! Medicine time! Death denying society! Yay! Rick Mercer's ice flows! "The Office" is…

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Record jail time for Just Stop Oil activists – Pret heartbreak for coffee lovers – Would you help your love rat best mate? 31:58

25d ago31:58

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Oil and trouble. Imprisoned environmental activists are plastered on the front page of The Telegraph. Wake up and smell the coffee. We mourn the end of Pret’s ‘too good to be true’ subscription in The Guardian. Plus – Dangerous liaisons. The Daily Mail shares the tale of a man who helped his best frie…

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100: Horror Trivia Cage Match! 1:21:51

27d ago1:21:51

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It's the big one! The moment you've all been waiting for! The streaming slaughter, the massacre on messenger, the punishment on a podcast, The ULTIMATE HORROR TRIVIA CAGE MATCH! Join Matt, Joe, Marc, and friend of the show Brian, as we all match wits in the ring of trivia horror! Who will jump off the top rope? Who will bring a foreign object into …

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Starmer's plans drive the Mail crazy – Taking the Mickey! Kids ditch Disney – The latest weird male spirituality trend 33:50

26d ago33:50

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: The King and why? The Mail isn’t happy with the Labour Government’s plans laid out in the King’s speech. The Mickey Mouse Snub. Is Disney about to run out of young fans? Plus – Take it to the max! The Guardian tries to explain the latest online wellness trend for men: Auramaxing. Alex von Tunzelmann i…

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Lesser Known Cryptids (The Last Ones Are Ridiculous) 2:31:38

27d ago2:31:38

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You know we love our cryptids. Bigfoot, Nessie, Bessie, Samsocks, the list goes on and on. Well, we found some lesser known creatures that are terrifying and absurd, mysterious and disturbing. Especially the last two we discuss. Thanks for listening. Want more of the show? Become a Patreon producer at www.patreon.com/themidnighttrainpodcast For mer…

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He’s going home: Southgate quits England – What is a “shut up ring”? – Daniel Craig’s bad hair day 29:53

27d ago29:53

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: The lion sleeps tonight. Gareth Southgate quits and Fleet Street pay their respects. He’s just not that into you. Kate Lister explores the trend of “shut up rings” in The i. Plus – Lunatic fringe. The Times has some opinions on Daniel Craig’s new hair do. Miranda Sawyer is joined by the host of Americ…

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Who is Trump’s hillbilly running mate? – The Guardian guide to Brat Summer – No Cap! Gen Z learn some manners 34:06

28d ago34:06

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Huckleberry Veep. Who is JD Vance and why did Trump pick him as a running mate? I’m just living that lifestyle. The Guardian embraces Brat Summer. Plus – My Fair Gen Z. The Times has some lessons in etiquette for the young’uns. Alex von Tunzelmann is joined by journalist Holly Thomas and comedian Emma…

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Pain in Spain: England fail to bring it home – Did God save Trump? – Inside the bonkers billionaire wedding of the year 33:03

29d ago33:03

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: They think it’s olé over! The front pages mark England’s defeat in the Euro final. Divine intervention. Trump thanks God that he survived his assassination attempt in The Times. Plus – Bridezillionaire? The Sun shares details of the most spenny wedding of the year. Miranda Sawyer is joined by journali…

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97.2 Old Lady Cavanagh 13:13

1M ago13:13

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97.2 Old Lady Cavanagh *Zee, Davey-Boy, Lee, and Cameron, four high school stoner friends, are out pheasant hunting during a gloomy Michigan October day. A gunshot leaves one of the boys dead and the other three facing life in jail or an old lady with a very deadly agenda.* Written by Edward. R. Rosick Narrated by Justin Fife (https://www.x.com/jus…

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Jailhouse shock! Prisons are full – Who killed the Great British House Party? – Would you go on a pigeon safari? 27:15

1M ago27:15

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Half Time! Labour could shorten prison sentences to deal with capacity issues and The Telegraph is apoplectic. Fight for your right to party. Why can nobody throw a proper messy house party any more, ask an anxious Times. Plus – Birds of a feather. A journo goes on a ‘pigeon safari’ for the i and disc…

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Is it coming home? England make the Euros final – Badenoch vs Braverman heats up – Clooney calls for Biden to quit 29:00

1M ago29:00

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Wat a coincidence! Southgate’s boys made it to the final and every tabloid has the same headline. Handbags at dawn. It’s Suella “Cruella” Braverman vs Kemi “The Krusher” Badenoch as the Tory leadership race gets nasty. Plus – Clooney Bin. Former Batman tells President Biden to stand down in New York T…

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Sleepy Joe wakes up for NATO – Is Starmer a sex symbol? – Inside the 5am wake up cult 29:11

1M ago29:11

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Average Joe. Biden made a gaffeless speech at NATO but critics are still calling for him to step down. Sleeping with the enemy. The Spectator is lusting over Keir Starmer’s ‘rugby face’. Plus – Darkest before the dawn. A Guardian journo tries to wake up at 5am every day, fails miserably. Miranda Sawye…

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Reform’s “fake” candidates – Is your neighbour growing weed? – Bit of a Trifle! Is the 1960s diet for you? 34:41

1M ago34:41

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Who are ya? The Guardian investigates the elusive Reform UK candidates. Gone to pot. The Mail thinks weed farms are taking over the suburbs. Plus – I don't want ANY spam! The Telegraph sends a journo back in time to eat like a 60s housewife. Alex Von Tunzelmann is joined by journalist Rebecca Reid and…

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Keir chooses his team – May divorce be with you? The Mail thinks so – Brits on the p*ss: a Times holiday guide 33:07

1M ago33:07

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Cabinet of Curiosities. Starmer has appointed his new cabinet and The Telegraph has some opinions. Stuck in the midlife with you. The Daily Mail has figured out why so many women are leaving their husbands. Plus – Una Cerveza, Por Favor. Going on holiday? The Times has a list of dos and don’ts for Bri…

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97.1 Mine 18:47

1M ago18:47

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CONTENT WARNING: Please be advised, today’s episode is particularly gruesome. It borders on extreme horror and includes the death of a child. If that isn’t for you, no worries, feel free to skip out on this episode, and join us for a new dark tale next week. 97.1 Mine A woman in the aftermath of betrayal focuses her intense pain on a young couple a…

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Vol 97 - Crime II + Interview W/ Mona Kabbani 28:05

1M ago28:05

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Vol 97 - Crime II + Interview W/ Mona Kabbani Editorial by Luke Kondor (https://www.lukekondor.com) Narrated by James Barnett AKA Jimmy Horrors (https://www.jamesbarnettauthor.com/)) Produced by Karl Hughes (https://twitter.com/karlhughes)) Special feature Interview by Daniel Willcocks (https://www.danielwillcocks.com/)) With Mona Kabbani (https://…

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Election special: Bye bye Tories! 28:49

1M ago28:49

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Keir we go! The front pages react to the Labour landslide. Electoral Reform. Farage’s party exceeded expectations and rained on our parade. Plus – Dress for success. We examine the sartorial choices of candidates, pundits and even ye olde mayors. Our intrepid hostess with the mostess Miranda Sawyer is…

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99: Top 10 Non-Horror Movies! 1:25:53

1M ago1:25:53

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Cinescare is your home for all things horror. Well except for this episode. Matt, Joe & Marc get into it about their top 10 non-horror films. Tune in to find out where Top Gun will fall on Marc's list!By Cinescare Horror Podcast

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Times up for Tories? Polls open – Tinfoil tents! Inside Glasto for conspiracy theorists – Could you live in Britain’s smelliest village? 28:10

1M ago28:10

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We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Pick your player. It’s election day (don’t forget your ID) and the papers are picking teams. Even The Sun! It’s all gone a bit Pete Tong. The Times attends a conspiracy theory festival – at least that's what they want you to think. Plus – Smells fishy. The Telegraph investigates the most pungent villa…

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