Best Soccer Neophytes Podcasts (2024)

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S7E11 - While the Cat's Away the Mice Will... 46:24

22h ago46:24

46:24

We're reminded once again that existence is pain The beautiful game can be quite cruel We finally have our first sacking of the young season. Neophyte Focus: Tottenham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 183 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support…

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S7E10 - Father Provides Gentle Rebuke 1:34:29

8d ago1:34:29

1:34:29

Spurs remind us it's a beautiful game. Forest and Palace are two teams that exist. Finally down to our last lossless club. The legend of Johnny Stones continues to grow. Neophyte Focus: Liverpool Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 182 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support…

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S7E9 - Bienvenidos a los Neofitos del Futbol 1:17:09

22d ago1:17:09

1:17:09

Spurs Gonna Spur Wolves Gonna Wolf United Gonna United Ellie Features: Brighton Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 180 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S7E8 - We All Hate Cole Palmer 1:17:00

29d ago1:17:00

1:17:00

Spurs continue digging Ten Hag's grave Cole Palmer's record setting half Arsenal Chelsea and Liverpool take advantage of City's draw Premier League is soft as fuck Ellie Features: Manchester United Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 180 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support…

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S7E7 - I Stand With Kyle Walker 1:18:30

1M ago1:18:30

1:18:30

Stones from Stone A Handball for the Ages Which Neophyte's Manager Will Be Sacked First? New Segment: Most Surprising Ellie Features: Manchester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 179 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S7E6 - Three Headers Away From A Hat Trick 1:21:08

2M ago1:21:08

1:21:08

North London Derby Point deduction rumors Everton collapses...again Ellie features Fulham Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 178 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S7E5 - Addition By Subtraction 1:21:11

2M ago1:21:11

1:21:11

Ellie's Focus: Ipswich Town The transfer deadline has passed... So has Everton's time in the Premier League? A rough-ish weekend for the Soccer Neophytes! Who has had the most surprising start? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 177 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support…

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S7E4 - How Many Oasis Songs Can You Name? 1:19:27

2M ago1:19:27

1:19:27

Ellie reviews Arsenal Wolves are Shit Everton are Shittier Our Best Bets are Shittiest ...and Oasis? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 176 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S7E3 - Burgeoning Feuds 1:26:07

2M ago1:26:07

1:26:07

Matchweek One Review: Ellie reviews Crystal Palace. Burgeoning Feuds. Over-reactions! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 175 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S7E2 - Introducing Ellie, Predictions, and Kits! 2:06:47

3M ago2:06:47

2:06:47

The best episode of the season! We introduce season seven's neophyte, Ellie. You get to hear our off the wall Predictions. And we tell you the truth about the best (and worst) kits. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 174 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support…

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S7E1 - Promoted Teams Preview 47:42

3M ago47:42

47:42

The boys are back with a preview of the three newly promoted teams: Ipswich Town Southampton Leicester City Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 173 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E33 - The Pick Is In... 1:08:39

6M ago1:08:39

1:08:39

Final Matchweek Recap Prediction Recap Traore Award Winner Lundberg picks his team! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 172 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E32 - Almost to the Finish Line 31:14

6M ago31:14

31:14

Andrew and Chris come to you live from the interwebs and discuss the frustrating 23-24 sports season, The race to finish the season, the miracles needed at the bottom and the incoming teams. Sorry for the sort of crazy mid section where Andrew kept losing his connection and it led to some interesting overlays of discussions. --- Support this podcas…

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S6E31 - Royal Rumble! 1:21:06

6M ago1:21:06

1:21:06

Stu (@Stuj4z) from Wolves Fancast (@wolvesfancast), Tereak (@tereaktalks) from Tereak Talks, and JC (@JcSpitfire) from Eagle-Eyed Football (@eagleeyedball) join us to try to convince Chris on why they should choose their clubs. Notably missing? Villa of course! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 170 --- Support this podcast: htt…

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S6E30 - Pop Quiz! 53:58

7M ago53:58

53:58

Arsenal is Back on Top Who has the best schedule going forward? Who else is making moves? Andrew Has a Pop Quiz --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E29 - Final Four! 45:55

7M ago45:55

45:55

Final Four Week! New Leader at the Top Will Wolves score again this season? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 168 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6 E28 -Not what you wanted, but is what you needed 31:37

8M ago31:37

31:37

EP 28 - Chris is joined by the guys.... or not! Forrest point deduction, FA Cup results, Spurs Spursing, Best Bets and a look ahead --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E27 - Arsenal's #1 (feat. Titus Hughes) 49:50

8M ago49:50

49:50

Arsenal is On Top Thrilling (and Controversial) Liverpool-City Battle Spurs Thump Exciting non-Prem League Week Upcoming Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 166 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E26 - Yakkity Sax 57:20

8M ago57:20

57:20

We're going streaking a not so memorable manchester derby, America antagonizes Europe Andrew really really really hates Arsenal. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 165 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E25 - Team Crest Rankings 1:11:55

8M ago1:11:55

1:11:55

Lundberg Kicks Two! Could Premier League Get 11 teams In Europe? Carabao Cup Bore-Fest Team Crests Rankings Everton Gets 4 Points Back Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 164 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E24 - Wolves Megacast (w. Stu Hall) 1:12:31

9M ago1:12:31

1:12:31

Who is Chelsea? Most Confident in? Is United back? Who is More sad this week, Nate or Andrew? Roy Hodgson steps down or did he "step down"? And Stu Hall from Wolves Fancast makes a shocking guest appearance! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 163 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/…

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S6E23 - Kyle Walker All-Stars 1:01:06

9M ago1:01:06

1:01:06

Rewind! Arsenal heating up Kyle Walker XI Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 162 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E22 - A Patreon To Read Our Text Threads 50:15

9M ago50:15

50:15

Arsenal Keep The Title Race Tight Soccer Neophytes Derby Get Together Recap Luton Making Noise FA Cup Recap Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 161 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E21 - The Pete Carroll of the Premier League 1:02:52

10M ago1:02:52

1:02:52

Is Liverpool running away with the title? What's wrong with Newcastle Old Man Milner FA Cup Preview Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 160 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E20 - Short and Sweet 52:30

10M ago52:30

52:30

FA Cup 3rd Round Recap Rivalries Mini-match Week Recap New FFP Allegations Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 159 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E19 - Growers Not Showers 1:00:18

10M ago1:00:18

1:00:18

Chris, Andrew and Nate Guess Lundberg's Power Rankings Liverpool-Newcastle Recap FFP Hit: Forest FA Cup Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 158 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E18 - Lundberg's Final 8 55:42

10M ago55:42

55:42

Mid-Season Is Here Lundberg's Final 8 First Half Surprises Effect of AFCON/Asian Cup Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 157 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E17 - Mid-Table Props 1:08:16

11M ago1:08:16

1:08:16

Liverpool Ascends Villa With A Shocking Week Mid-Table Props Recommendations for Our Neophyte Neophyte Focus: Arsenal Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 156 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E16 - Drunk Sunday 55:20

11M ago55:20

55:20

A Drunk Sunday Burnley shoots their load in one match Arsenal arsenal? Our first manager sacking Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 155 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E15 - Andrew Keeps Andrewing and Spurs Keep Spurring 57:02

11M ago57:02

57:02

Andrew keeps Andrewing and Spurs keep Spurring Everton Points Deduction, Nate Wants to Quit the Pod A Title Race in the Works Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 154 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E14 - I've Never Scored With My Balls Before 1:11:55

12M ago1:11:55

1:11:55

Wolves are not shit Are Chelsea the most fun team right now? Jekyll and Hyde Teams Upcoming Transfer Ban Vote Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 153 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E13 - The Greatest Match In Soccer Neophytes History 1:08:24

12M ago1:08:24

1:08:24

Sensational Stoppage Time Shenanigans Chaos at the London Derby Man U Microcosm Wolves Don't Deserve Love Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode: 152 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E12 - Monster Mash! 49:26

1y ago49:26

49:26

Wolves Talk (x3) Neophyte Focus: Arsenal-Sheffield Congestion at the Top of the Table Sadness at the Bottom of the Table New Term: Spur??? More You Know: ballon d'or Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode: 151 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support…

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S6E11 - First Quarter Report Cards 1:06:25

1y ago1:06:25

1:06:25

150th Episode! First Quarter Review Congestion at the top Neophyte Focus: Bournemouth Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 150! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E10 - Face/Off 22:08

1y ago22:08

22:08

Titus fills in for the missing gents An Arsenal-City Face/Off Liverpool-Brighton Draw A United Comeback Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 149 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E9 - The Korean Guy! 52:51

1y ago52:51

52:51

Tottenham-Liverpool Drama Wolves Upset City Villa pound Brighton Luton's first win! United's Woes Continue Neophyte Focus: Tottenham Knowing Is Half The Battle: Yellow and Red Cards Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 148 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support…

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S6E8 - Brought To You By Andrew 1:21:41

1y ago1:21:41

1:21:41

Andrew Hosts! Goals on Goals on Goals on Goals on Goals... Luton Get Their First Point Everton Launch Out Of Relegation Zone Chelsea Is The New Everton North London Derby Who Get's Sacked First --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E7 - Handball-topia 1:01:03

1y ago1:01:03

1:01:03

Handball-topia Extra-Time Drama Is Arsenal an average team getting results? Is United a good team not getting results? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 146 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E6 - Pickford's Head's Exit Velocity 1:18:13

1y ago1:18:13

1:18:13

Shout outs Arsenal-United Instant Classic Transfer Deadline Closes Updated Table Predictions Neophyte Focus: Arsenal Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 145 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E5 - What Does Say What? Karaoke Have To Do With Soccer? 1:17:12

1y ago1:17:12

1:17:12

Newcastle 1 - Liverpool 2 United 3 - Forest 2 Everton 0 - Wolves 1 Mike Dean confirms what we already knew A Weekend of Amazing Saves Transfer Deadline Introducing The Best and the Weghorst Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 144 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophyte…

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S6E4 - Who You Play Matters Power Rankings Unveiled 1:09:22

1y ago1:09:22

1:09:22

Small Sample Size Worries Who You Play Matters Power Rankings Mason Greenwood decision Injuries galore! Neophyte Focus: Newcastle Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 143 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E3 - A CONCACAFy Start to the Season 1:02:36

1y ago1:02:36

1:02:36

A Liverpool-Chelsea Stalemate Haaland is Inevitable A CONCACAFy non-penalty Biggest surprises for Match Week 1 Neophyte Focus: Chelsea Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 142 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S6E2 - Season Preview 1:54:52

1y ago1:54:52

1:54:52

We introduce this season's Neophyte, (another) Chris Predictions Relegation Top 7 Surprises Wolves Award (best newly promoted team) Traore Award (most exciting new player) Manager of the Year First Manager to get sacked Golden Boot Golden Glove Best/Worst Kits Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 141 --- Support this podcast: http…

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S6E1 - Promoted Teams Preview 51:11

1+ y ago51:11

51:11

We're back for Season 6! This week we feature the three newly promoted teams to the Premier League as Chris covers Burnley, Andrew covers Luton Town, and Nate covers Sheffield United. Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 140 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support…

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S5E37 - We Saved the Best for Last 56:35

1+ y ago56:35

56:35

Everton Escapes Again End of Season Review Andrew's New Team?? Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 139 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S5E36 - BORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG 43:10

1+ y ago43:10

43:10

City wins the tile again...BOR-ING Significant send offs Final Battles for Europe and Safety Championship Final: Coventry v Luton Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 138 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S5E35 - What Happens in Vegas... 48:56

1+ y ago48:56

48:56

A Manic Monday! We're all Luton Is this is a real team or no? What battles remain? Wolves on Vacay Leicester Troubles Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 137 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S5E34 - How to Share a Pizza 56:53

1+ y ago56:53

56:53

Arsenal not going down without a fight Leeds in panic mode Haaland Breaks PL record with 36th goal! United road woes Wolves and Chelsea to safety! And a special surprise for Andrew! Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 136 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/suppor…

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S5E33 - A Very Chipper Episode 53:21

1+ y ago53:21

53:21

Haaland (and City) are inevitableWorse to lose 6-0 or 4-3?Is Bournemouth the best worst team of all-time? 10 min of things we love Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 135 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/soccer-neophytes/support

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S5E32 - Andrew Hates Everyone 1:02:35

1+ y ago1:02:35

1:02:35

While Nate is away the boys will play. Arsenal poo the bed again meaning City wins without even playing. Andrew Hates everyone. FA Cup Final is all Manchester, we discuss some Captains and teams you've never heard of and did we mention Andrew is unfiltered. Neophyte Focus: N/A Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 133 --- Support t…

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