Tom and Josh are back from the beach and a bit dazed! Despite the sand in their brains, this week they're discussing Demi Lovato's coming out, Olivia Rodrigo's new album, and the trailer for Dear Evan Hansen, which was.... something!By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Okay, you know we love games. And we found other queers who do too! Meet Mateo and Kevin, two friends Tom and Josh met on the interwebs, and hear them talk about streaming, video games, and managing social lives amidst the panopticon - the pangea - the panda express - the pandentist.

As episode 100 creeps ever closer, The Two Beer Queers have an announcement. Be sure to check out the live episode extravaganza Sunday, April 18th @ 3 p.m. ET over at Twitch.tv/SeveralNerds (and be sure to follow so you get the notification when we go live!)By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

The cicadas are coming and Tom and Josh are NOT HAPPY. Plus, thoughts on Montero and Lil Nas X, feelings about Lawrence Chaney and Drag Race UK, and some bathing suit anxiety (because that time is coming!) Also, #GetJoshAVaccineBy Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

The end of the pandemic seems so close we could almost lick it off the bar at Trade. Tom and Josh talk about some TV they've been watching and daydream about all the things they'll do once they get the Ol' Fauci Ouchie.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Why does everything have to happen ALL AT ONCE? Josh and Tom are at it again, talking about all the things you didn't know you wanted to hear about. Blockchain? You got it. Transphobic cookies? You betcha. Gay mermaids? Uh-huh.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

What's that sound? No really what is that? Tom and Josh bring on dear friends and funny gays Jake and Michael of Thworp! A Podcast for Big Fans! The gays talk Jojo Siwa, Drag Race, standup in the age of COVID, and everything they miss about the olden times. You know, BC (before COVID)

It's snowing and we want to talk about one thing, and one thing only - BUTTS. I guess we talk about other things, including whether or not Joe Biden erased women, why Michael Che isn't funny, and how exciting the new bisexual style guide is. We also discuss the immeasurable loss due to the passing of queer music icon, Sophie Xeon.…

It's been two weeks of 2021 and there's already cannibals and coups. Tom and Josh chat about Armie Hammer's fake DMs, the lack of taste by gays thirsting after alt-right insurrections, and Brie Larson's YouTube. There's more to unpack than Josh's suitcase after a one night stay.

Sis we're tired of this virus! *cough* Tom and Josh discuss the brain trash of the Puerto Vallarta gays. Plus, some thoughts on Slag Wars, and announcing our new Drag Race reviews coming up on Patreon! And, Tom got an alt?

Yes, we're also obsessed with the lesbian Christmas movie. So, we assembled a panel! Tom & Josh talk to friend Cal and Chief National Lesbian Correspondent Laurel about Happiest Season, the magic of Clea DuVall, the hotness of Kristen Stewart, the power of Dan Levy, and JANE. We love Jane. Plus, discussion of Elliot Page, adoration of Miley Cyrus a…

Like any good pandemic participant, Josh and Tom are staying inside and watching television to numb themselves to the horror outside. From Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the Queens Gambit, Josh and Tom talk all that's new and noteworthy for your screen. Plus, one of the queers is blonde now - talk about a crisis.…

Did gay people exist before Britney created us? Yes! Tom and Josh talk to Erik Wade, a Medieval scholar, about sexuality in the early days, from penitentials to love stories to pictures of butts, and explore how our view of history can change over time. Plus, a little celebration for a Biden victory. Bring your champagne!…

Just in case you want to hack us. Tom and Josh talk CYBERSECURITY, something they know nothing about, but still more than our president. Plus, Schitt's Creek, AOC, and weird rumors about the Presidential family that have us... doing a heckin' confuse.

It literally just came out, and we've already binged it. Tom and Josh talk about all of the queer goodness in The Haunting of Bly Manor, plus a little bit about Josh's constipated cat. Two topics of extreme importance.

Couple advice, anyone? Tom and Josh talk about what they've been doing to keep their relationship spicy and soothed in pandemic times. Plus, Savage X Fenty, and uh... ooh what else... someone shitty got COVID?

Everywhere we turn there is new Miley Cyrus content and we are LIVING. Plus, Orville Peck unmasked (sort of), IKEA trips, and the MAN (ruth) who is reading to your children.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Okay so, there's an election happening? Josh and Tom talk to KC B. Yonce, a local drag performer and activist working with Power the Polls and Drag Out the Vote to get others energized and ready to vote. Also, they're obsessed with Among Us.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

The Queers have their slimy hero and mic-screamer extraordinaire, Desiree Dik on, FINALLY. They talk about "Love, Simon," Twenty-One Pilots (what???) and the amazing and incredible things that Desiree has pulled out of her mind (and body)By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Pumpkin Spice is in the air, and we're still stuck at home :) Tom and Josh talk Alex Morse, homemade espresso, private island pandemic parties, and all positive things with no negative thoughts at all!By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

And, still in the house. So, we took a pandemic break! But we're here for your ears and all that good glitter content. Tom and Josh talk about their pandemic experiences, give a catch up on their lives, and dive into the spectacle that is Canada Drag Race.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Tom and Josh talk through why white people should vocally support #BlackLivesMatter, and what to say.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

We're using this podcast for the #BlackLivesMatter movement. They need us right now. Help us get funds, resources, and info to our community as they fight for change.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

The queers are still trapped in their homes, but luckily Josh has plenty of friends, like Lamp and Pillow! They discuss the etiquette around nudes on twitter, and some of the queer media they've been binging without anything better to do.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

We're doing fine, and writing episode titles like they're Panic at the Disco songs. Tom and Josh talk about what's up, and the only thing that is up is coronavirus. Plus, some RuPaul's Drag Race content, and Josh's personal mental snap.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Amidst the pandemic, we are creating content. It's... the most important thing. After our unintentional break (sorry!) we're here to talk everything that happened since our last episode, including Stupid Love, Drag Race and the dessert who shall not be named, and Tom's cross country trip. Plus, some quarantine humor.…

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Tom is wrong, but, what's new? Tom and Josh talk baby yoda's noises, hangovers, hallmark, Promising Young Woman, and a bit of vomit. Just a bit!By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Yes, yes, Josh has a boyfriend. He's still a monogamous slut! Tom and Josh talk Patricia Highsmith, that crafty lesbian, plus private Instagram meme accounts and the American dream... Or whatever that meansBy Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Do you know where your cake is? Tom and Josh talk MacArthur Park, aging, and Thanksgiving as they celebrate Josh's 24th Birthday, and look back at everything they've been thankful for over the year.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

It's a good question. Should you pay for porn? The queers talk ethics of a pornographic subscription, plus South Park, the Buttigieg dance, and serial killer SimsBy Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

The queers are obsessed with snakes. This is a snake podcast now. We've pivoted. Tom and Josh talk Disney+, Baby Yoda and Star Wars, ARTPOP, Harry Styles, and snoring. All good and exciting things. So good. So things.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Yes, we're talking about the fleet enema that Charli signed, of course we're talking about that! Also the Popeye's chicken sandwich, Chasten Buttigieg's plane travel, Halloween recaps, and Tom's lack of any memory from his childhood.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

After hosting a comedy brunch, Josh and Tom bring back Maddy and Kate, two DC comedians, for banter, manicures, and hot goss.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

cw: abuse and sexual assault On a rainy day, the queers talk double eliminations, broken heels, and Frank Ocean's fateful PREP+ party. They're joined by music producer ABSRDST to talk producing for former guest Dorian Electra, prevalent abuse in the music industry, and what it's like to have a viral TikTok song.…

This week gave us no rest with gay news! No rest! From the presidential candidates becoming whole, to Big Mouth (a follow-up!), to Ellen and her besties, to the men (still) in our DMs. There's so much to talk about, so much banter, so much pizza.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Get out of our mentions and into our latest episode! Tom and Josh talk Big Mouth, Reply Guys, cats, dogs, grandmas, and other relevant items. No Reply Guys were harmed in the making of this episode. We think.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

The queers have survived their third live show, and if you missed it - you missed it! Moving on, they talk about everyone's favorite fruit im(peach)ment, spooky movies, international drag race, and the best season ever - Thotumn.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Josh had to go hang out over some troubled water, or whatever, so Tom is taking this interview SOLO. Chatting with his favorite flaming, flammable guy, Dorian Electra, the two talk about the life of a modern pop-star, touring, and pie, before their performance in D.C. last week.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

And other truths. Tom and Josh chat through Bowen Yang's casting on Saturday Night Live, and the racist new cast member (who shan't be named here). Plus, Sam Smith's pronouns, and a fan question about pronouns in the classroom.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman

Gandhi was GAY? And other discoveries on this week's episode. Tom and Josh dedicate the episode to Lana, talk drag competitions, and do a new music round-up. But really. Gandhi had a boyfriend. We're not kidding.By Josh Hall, Tom Hausman