The boys are back and so is the best show on television. We hope you're ready to get wholesome because there's a lot of that to go around. Jamie and Vic can't contain their excitement as Joan embarks on her journey as the first ever Golden Bachelorette!By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie explore this week's episode of The Golden Bachelorette. Many will be surprised as to what happens in this episode that is expertly talked about by two expert daters. We not only break it down, but we also build it up. We not only give you the tips only experts know, but we tell you how to use them.…

They weren't lying when they said this is the most dramatic ending in the show's history. The only problem is, it's also the end of my respect for the show. The producers somehow got confused and thought they were making a horror show and did everything they could to give the star of the show as much trauma as possible. Vic and Jamie then die of di…

Jamie and Vic are excited to dive deep into the Men Tell All, but before that they cover Jenn's Fantasy Suite dates. There seems to be a theme of potentially unreciprocated love flowing through the air in Hawaii. Then we get to see our favorite (and other) men from Jenn's season back on our screens. Some seek redemption, others hoping for love on P…

Vic and Jamie get real with Jenn and her boys. With their family in the mix, things get a little spicy, with one mom bringing the heat. Some interesting places get shown as well, making me question where I shop for groceries, and how much more horrifying it could be.By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie discuss this week's episode of The Bachelorette and the new Bachelor announcement. With one week before hometowns, Jenn has some tough decisions to make. One man pleasantly surprises us, while another aggressively surprises us. Well... it wasn't a surprise, but it was aggressively disappointing.…

Jamie and Vic talk about hiding, and where to seek. Then get into the Bachelorette where we see Jenn, both hide and seek her future husband probably, maybe. Things heat up as the temperature rises. Then things get REAL as the fake all leave, or do they...?By LikeUhLiterally

Jamie details his recent painful experience before the boys then cover week 4 of The Bachelorette which was full of surprises. Some men had good showings while others just can't seem to get things right. The drama continues but fortunately so does the romance, as well as something we've all been waiting for.…

Vic and Jamie discuss this week's episode of The Bachelorette. Things spice up as multiple things happen. What happens you might ask, well we are here to tell. Full frontal nudity (minus the nudity) was on display. Heated physical arguments (minus the physical) were being had. Then to top it all off, a shocking exit no one expected, (not even the c…

Vic and Jamie discuss this week's episode of The Bachelorette. Things heat up as Devin thinks the show is about him. Aaron's cool gets tested as he gets into the middle of the drama. People jump out of planes, Hakeem faces his biggest fear, and Thomas (T-Dawg) gets emotional.By LikeUhLiterally

The Bach is finally back! It's Jenn's turn to look for love and we're here to cover it along the way. Jamie and Vic break down the season premiere and give our opinions on the men that have come for Jenn's heart. Your questions will be ours to answer...we're experts...trust us.By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie Doobie this one up with the Brothers (in Spirit). After that we move onto Spring Cleaning and the emotional impact it had on Jamie. We then nicely wrap up the pod with some of the normal questions of the week questions, planetary edition.By LikeUhLiterally

This is Jamie here. I still genuinely have no idea if Vic's story is true or not, so I'm right there with you. Does anyone have an experience that tops his? I also had an instance that made me question my intelligence, ya know just the usual.By LikeUhLiterally

Jamie and Vic totally redeemed themselves from being gone so long. Jamie talks about his experience in Ireland as well as his love for Bumble while he was there. Vic goes absolutely ballistic while they talk about recent movies and prequels. Would the boys survive in the wild? Also what urine superpower would they want?…

Jamie and Vic give their thoughts on the Golden Bachelorette announcement and what they hope for that season. Also, is Paradise over...maybe...who knows. We have some truly genius ideas on how to save it though. We also get into more balls today.By LikeUhLiterally

The gang (Vic and Jamie) talk about our up and downdates in the (dating) scene. We psychoanalyze dating apps and the type of (people) who use them. We then deep dive into Bio-logy, (The study of the things people put into their bio). Then the topic of balls (come) up and we discuss how much we love (them).…

Jamie talks about his time pondering the drab and dreary on his ride to the promise land that is Arizona. Vic also shows he's the master of Wordle. Just a fun time messing around in this desolate landscape without any Bachelor content to feed our addictions.By LikeUhLiterally

Jamie and Vic came up with their own wishlists of changes and additions to the Bachelor franchise. Trust us, they are good ideas. EQUAL NUMBER!By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie talk about Gerry and the hope killing news. Love is fake, no one will ever be truly happy. There is no such thing as trust, and to be optimistic is to deny reality. We then talk about happier news including a certain popular breakfast drink.By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie discuss this week's episode of the uuuuuuhhh, wait what happened to The Bachelor? What are we going to talk about? Probably something cool, new, and exciting right? Wrong again bozo, April Fools, now you have to watch this week's podcast or else you will be cursed to never get a rose from anybody ever again. We then discuss the upcomi…

The boys get together to discuss this heart-wrenching and stomach churning finale. Who will Joey choose to be his forever person, and who will be left broken hearted? Vic and Jamie are here and ready to give you all the juicy details you could ever need. We also talk about how Joey is crushing us with his March Madness basketball bracket...for now.…

Vic and Jamie dabble in this newest episode of The Bachelor where the women attempt to tell all. What will happen with Kelsey and her mysterious note? Will Maria be able to deal with the drama? Is Lea being gaslit? Will someone be told to zip it? Stop with all the hating!By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie talk about this week's episode of the Joey Show. It gets intense as we narrow down his lovers to the one he will maybe marry. But before that, we get to enjoy a couple suites in the luxurious arms of fantasy, known as the Fantasy Suites. Who will he choose? Who knows because we sure don't.…

Vic and Jamie cover this week's episode where Joey gets to rizz all the women's families. After intense interrogation, Joey was found guilty of stealing these women's hearts. Love is professed to Joey, but do we know where his heart lies yet?By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie plunge into their thoughts on the Presidential Fitness Test. They then eventually talk about this week's episode of the Bachelor. Joey gets a couple of one on one dates that both involve getting wet; a nice relaxing hot tub date, then a nice plunge into freezing water and risking hypothermia. After a lumbering group date and some dram…

Vic and Jamie talk about the latest and greatest when it comes to Joey's love life. He is stuck in Canada and may only leave if he manages to create a deeper connection with the women he went there with. He goes on a couple interesting one on ones, including getting motion sickness while auditioning for Cirque Du Soleil, and going on a helicopter t…

Vic and Jamie cover this week's dramatic second episode, where the drama just keeps on flowing in Maria's direction. We are engrossed in the Spanish culture as we watch Joey and his women eat cured meat, play soccer, and do some white guy dancing. It all amounts to an audacious ending filled with tears and colorful language.…

Vic and Jamie know nothing about Malta or water. We discuss Lexi's one on one date how fun and normal it was. The group date was a sausage fest but like it actually was though. The classic two on one finally happened and it was worth it. When one drama ends though...another begins.By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie cover the latest and greatest of Joey's journey. We were ASKN about the pageant date and realized we couldn't be Joey's Mrs. Right. Jenn and Joey did some surfing but also a lot of falling. Tennis was played and hearts were crushed. Also there's still some of the weirdest and most confusing drama going on but our brains aren't capable…

Jamie and Vic talk about what it means when a man loves a woman...not really. Then we get to Joey and his dates this week. Daisy is like a Disney princess. The group dates were funny, awkward, and confusing. Also some very questionable drama this week. An epic catastrophe of red velvet proportions.By LikeUhLiterally

Yes, we know we're late, please forgive us. We couldn't decide what to wear. Yes, you're the only one we're talking to. We promise to make it up to you. Alright then. Jamie and Vic have an identity crisis before talking about the first episode of Joey's season. They are very overwhelmed with the amount of women that it was hard to keep track and de…

Jamie shares his recent funny experience at a restaurant but makes us question how he's made it this far. Vic and Jamie both share some classic stories they have from working in the food industry. Jamie does a lot of complaining. The guys then discuss restaurant etiquette and what not to say to your server.…

Jamie and Vic got the absolute honor of being invited to witness Gerry and Theresa's wedding from the safety of their home. It was funny and even spicy at times, but ultimately so endearing to watch those lovebirds get married. Congratulations to Gerry and Theresa! P.S. Zip it.By LikeUhLiterally

We would like to wish you all an early Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Jamie and Vic take it easy this week and talk about their thoughts on New Year's Resolutions. They also share some of their own bucket list ideas.By LikeUhLiterally

No more Bachelor content this week aside from some unfortunate updates, or would that make them downdates? Jamie and Vic go over a couple lists of the best and worst first date ideas. I think we got confused halfway through and are now planning to take our dates to the next possible funeral. Oh well, see you guys at Waffle House.…

Vic and Jamie discuss the wet and wild ending to this season of Bachelor in Paradise. Will the remaining couples get engaged, or will the prospect of commitment scare the contestants back home. Luckily they have plenty of time to decide this life changing decision, one entire day. It's been a fun ride but how will it end?…

Vic and Jamie talk about this week's most recent episode of Bachelor in Paradise. This is the second to last episode of this season, so how much trouble could these kids possibly get into? Turns out...a lot. Multiple couples break apart while the others struggle to stay together, all of this while we try to analyze what went wrong.…

Jamie and Vic decided to devote this whole episode just to The Golden Bachelor finale, as Gerry has our full attention. This episode made us cry more than any other and also filled our bodies with love. This is the heart-wrenching, inspirational, and epic conclusion to Gerry's journey as The Golden Bachelor. Yeah yeah, we know there's still Paradis…

Vic and Jamie speak on the recent unfolding events that take place in Gerry's ever eventful life as a bachelor with two women he's fallen in love with. He enters the Fantasy Suite this episode with them both, confessing his love to them in many ways. We then enter the land o' Paradise as we watch them "dance" and "roast" each other, even their own …

Vic and Jamie cover The new Golden Bachelor and Bachelor In Paradise episodes with vigor and enthusiasm. It's women tell all time for our boy Gerry and the women have a lot to say. In paradise, it's the boys turn to hand out roses. They cant seem to stick to just one girl though. Classic men, am I right ladies?…

Vic and Jamie go over the latest and greatest episodes of the two most beloved shows about single people trying to find love through very realistic dating scenarios; The Golden Bachelor and the one in Paradise. We go over the new arrivals into paradise, and also about the outside drama that some bozo found himself in. Then we go over Gerry and his …

Jamie and Vic talk about this week's episodes of the Golden man himself, Gerry. His ever narrowing group of potential partners as he both laughs and cries with them. Then we get our hands dirty as we watch paradise and their journey towards all despising each other. Also happy birthday Kat.By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie switch it up this week and cover only current politics. Just kidding we talk only about Gerry's pickle (ball) skills. After we go over the troubles in paradise, with Sean getting Braydened and losing the girl he was so confident in, and Kat freaking out over a box. We go over the true Gold Bachelor, Gerry. And his infinite charisma he…

Vic and Jamie discuss week three of the Golden Bachelor were tears are dropped by Gary and some of the contestants. He makes stronger connections, but unfortunately has to say goodbye to one of them. We then turn into raccoons and star to dig through the local dump for some trash to eat as we watch Bachelor in Paradise. This episode was filled with…

Jamie was definitely prepared when the podcast starts. We gush over Gerry some more and talk about how we aspire to be him. Oh there's also some Bachelor in Paradise stuff in there too.By LikeUhLiterally

Jamie and Vic are back to covering your favorite guilty pleasure. We recap the highly anticipated first episode of The Golden Bachelor as well as the start of the new season of Bachelor in Paradise. Loads of charm, rizz, and especially trash.By LikeUhLiterally

We teach you how to survive some of our favorite horror movies. Ours will work, trust us.By LikeUhLiterally

We go over some of the top moments in Bachelor Franchise history.By LikeUhLiterally

Jamie and Vic go over the cast photos and descriptions for all the women that will be on Gerry's season of the Golden Bachelor. There's a lot of reading so bear with us as we struggle through that. Jamie also tries to stop Vic from making listeners hate us.By LikeUhLiterally

Vic and Jamie are mildly uncomfortable as they go on a tangent that nobody asked for. We explain the long awaited answer on how to make a world class podcast such as ours. Finally we start talking about what people actually care about, which is The Bachelor franchise.By LikeUhLiterally