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Solicitor Andrew Gray shares his top tips for what you should do when you have suffered a personal injury, been a victim of clinical negligence or been involved with a stressful employment dispute.With a wealth of experience, Andrew is one of the UK's most personable and honest lawyers, dedicated to ensuring the well-being of all his clients.Andrew is the founder of honest, ethical law firm www.truthlegal.com
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This podcast includes the recording of our webinar, where our panel of experts discuss the various issues for businesses during COVID-19. Topics covered in this discussion include debt recovery, enforcing commercial contracts, landlord and tenants issues, commercial issues for retailers and employment law. Episode two is on the importance of getting expert advice and gives you examples of where people have encountered unfortunate incidents and dispel some of the common myths that people have ...
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"Why you must get your terms of business right!” Disclaimer "Please note that whilst legal matters are discussed in this Podcast, this is for general informational purposes only and its contents ...
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Welcome to the Business Growth Club, specifically created for small business owners looking to grow. If that’s you, you are in the right place. We have a tried and tested system that will help you grow your business, make more profit, work fewer hours and make your business more saleable and worth more when you come to sell it – however near or far that day may be. We know that growing a business takes a different set of skills to running a business, and if you want to grow, taking market sh ...
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We've been presented with a quiz this week, and the subject IS FLAP ITSELF!! This might be for the best, since it could serve as an opportunity for the casual (i.e., disloyal and wicked) listener to understand some of the references we make. Or it would, had we bothered to explain half of them this time around. But it's fun nonetheless, I promise!…
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Episode 326 - 2 Minutes for Roughing, 3 Years for Tax Evasion
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The Toronto Maple Leafs' owner went to the penalty box, a.k.a., federal prison, and yet THEY were on the "power play", so to speak, without him. Hear this story and other NHL-related wackiness today on the Free Legal Advice Podcast as the competence of the entire nation of Canada is called into question.…
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Here's some advice for you: "Résumé" has the little accent mark on both of the 'e's. Not just one, but both of them. Not knowing this will get your résumé tossed on the "TO BE BURNED" pile, so be forewarned. Outside of that, just wing it. What could go wrong?By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 324 - It's Everyone's Favorite Monu-Mountain!
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Cory has stolen my idea. Now, to be fair, I did basically tell him to in the description of the most recent Mount Rushmore episode. I should use this to my advantage. TO CORY: From now on, you are to come up with all of my episode topics, in addition to your own. Don't worry, it won't be very difficult. You can just steal the ideas from me.…
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Episode 323 - The Army Corps of Sloganeers
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We specialize in short, snappy, memorable phrases that ensure positive associations of your brand identity within the key demographic. That's why they call us Free Slogan Advice. Or was it Free Marketing Advice? Well, they sure as hell don't call us Free Naming Advice, so I think it's fine to punt on this one.…
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Episode 322 - Revenge of the Tournament of Nerds
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Over 200 episodes ago, we stole the Tournament of Nerds idea. Did I say stole? I mean created ourselves. Sorry, sometimes I confuse those two phrases. Anyway, we're bringing it back this week. If four years seems like a short time to wait for a rehash like this, consider that I sometimes don't even wait four weeks to rehash my own topics, none of w…
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Episode 321 - Has This Ever Happened to You?!
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We bring back an oooold favorite this week, with the classic six-pack-o-pitches episode format that fans of all ages loved and adored. They loved and adored it, dammit. They may, and do, say otherwise, but don't listen to them. What the hell do they know? They're the ones who've been clamoring for its revival, according to me, so why wouldn't they …
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Episode 320 - Scrofula Cured or Your Money Back!
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As the title says, this podcast promises to cure your scrofula, or your money back. Ha! Joke's on you! You didn't pay us any money in the first place! At all! We make absolutely nothing whatsoever doing this! I repeat, the joke is on you!By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 319 - One Last Ride up That Mountain
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Ol' Grant's got another trick up his sleeve, whereby he disguises an old topic as a new topic, simply by putting a small spin on it. This particular gimmick, however, I think could actually be an entire podcast series by itself, so I'm sad that this will be the only time we do it. Unless one of my genius brothers steals this idea, puts a tiny twist…
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Episode 318 - Sun Tzu's The Art of the Deal
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Anyone who doesn't treat business like war will just end up getting killed. Killed in business, I mean. Although, really, probably killed in real life, too, by the greedy, bloodthirsty psychopaths who view all human endeavor as an opportunity to dominate their fellow man. #RiseAndGrindYourFaceIntoDust…
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Episode 317 - This Magical Fantasy Cartoon Is 18+ Only
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Ever heard of the movie Fire and Ice? Probably not. We have plenty of silly observations about it that should satisfy you anyway. And it's probably more entertaining than actually watching the movie, anyway.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 316 - André Is the 8th, but What Are the Other Seven?
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Every school child at some point learns that André Giant is the 8th Wonder of the World. But it's rare that teachers ever go over the other seven. This makes sense, considering how old and worn out those other seven are. That's why this week, we're figuring out seven wonders for the modern age. Also, Chyna is the 9th.…
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Episode 315 - Still Not Cured? Try Hard Narcotics This Time!
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In an effort to give equal time to all viewpoints, we're continuing our series on medical quackery. Sure, this stuff has all been proven false beyond all doubt, and practicing anything you hear in this episode could only even charitably be described as insane, but we're going to let you do your OWN research, listeners.…
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Episode 314 - Jumping Over a Shark and into Our Graves
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You may not have known this about us, folks, but we're shark-jumpers. To a man. We've never met a shark we wouldn't jump. Now, to be fair, none of us have ever, even once, met a shark, so this has never actually come into play before. Actually, this is probably why you didn't know this about us. We're all learning things today, aren't we?…
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Episode 313 - Park Your Little Brats in Front of This for an Hour
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Children's television plays an important role in our society. Without it, how would parents detach themselves from responsibility? It is largely to the clowns that the credit for this necessary institution is given. It is the one and only reason we haven't launched them all into the sun.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 312 - Face, Meet Mountain, Part Deux
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It turns out there are countless more Mount Rushmores that we can create, and so we do. Why do they climb the mountain? Because it's there. Why do we dynamite the mountain? Because it's there. Also because of our surplus of high explosives.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 311 - Stick These Elements Up Your Butt to Cure What Ails You
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Medical science hasn't always been, well, a science. For many centuries it was mostly just focused on finding different rocks to shove up people's buttholes, or figuring out new ways to expose witches. Nowadays we leave that stuff to the professionals at the chiropractic clinics.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 310 - Hasbro Presents the Cory Commercial Hour
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We're making a cartoon based on Cory. It will be inspired by the Saturday morning cartoons he grew up with, which means it will NOT be a thinly-veiled 30-minute-long advertisement, it will just actually be a 30-minute-long advertisement. There was no veil, folks. The emperor had no clothes, because they were sold separately.…
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Has YOUR job of the future been invented yet? Actually, statistically, of course it has. What a ridiculous question. Where was I even going with this? Oh yeah, this episode is about jobs of the future.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 308 - A FLAP By Any Other Name...
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...would sound as sweet. Precisely AS sweet, so even if you don't think it sounds sweet to begin with, I'm not asserting that its sweetness level would change at all. Also, this episode is about naming things.By Free Legal Advice
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Is "goldneck" a term for rich people, like how "redneck" is a term for the uncouth poor? Well, it is now. That's the joke I thought of for the title, and I'm not changing it. Anyway, in this episode, we identify all the key indicators of wealth. At least, from a child's perspective, that is.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 306 - Too Many Possible Genres to Count
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We're burying this episode with a Christmas Day release because there's just too many possibilities and we weren't able to narrow it down at all. How could we? The subject, of course, is a TV show about Grant, and let me tell you, there are too many different choices, every single one of which would be pure gold.…
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Episode 305 - 60,000 Tons of Dynamite Can't Be Wrong
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Let it be known throughout the land: If you have something that's precious to you, especially if you're a marginalized group of some sort, we will dynamite the living hell out of it until it resembles something that's precious to US. This is the natural order of things, and it will not be interfered with.…
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Episode 304 - Win a New Dinette Set By Spinning a Giant Wheel
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We're taking one more spin through the failed wreckage of old television, this time focusing on game shows. All you need to know about game shows is that you team up a random nobody with a C-list celebrity, have them play a boring word game, mix in some corporate sponsorship, and you've got a hit on your hands. Or, much more likely, you've got 12 e…
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We have many corrections, omissions, and other such errata to discuss today, but it all sort of revolves around a certain movie...By Free Legal Advice
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So, you know how, like, stuff will, sorta just, be a thing, then, like, go away, or something? Like, people used to talk about it a lot, and junk, but then it seems like they don't quite so much? Nowadays? If so, then you already understand this week's topic. If you don't, Matt will do a much better job explaining it in the actual episode.…
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What if I told you that a record was set over twenty years ago? Would you be interested? If you were one of the men who set that record, yes. Yes you would be. Hopefully that's a big enough audience for this.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 300 - Once, Twice, Three Times a Hundo
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It is our three hundo-th episode, ladies and gentlemen. Lots of people said we'd never get here. All of you, in fact, said that. We even said that. Arguably, we SHOULDN'T have gotten here. But against all odds, logic, and good sense, here we are. Let's just make the best of it, shall we?Also, here's an attribution for some free music, just because:…
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Episode 299 - Not Associated with the Fyre Festival
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WE ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE FYRE FESTIVAL IN ANY WAY. I cannot stress that enough. Legally, I CANNOT stress that enough. WE ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE FYRE FESTIVAL IN ANY WAY. Is that enough? Better safe than sorry, I guess. WE ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE FYRE FESTIVAL IN ANY WAY.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 298 - Dump a Barrel of Gatorade on your Podcast App
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Many children love playing sports. But they need an adult to pretend to understand the sport in order for the whole charade to work. The children who don't love playing sports also need an adult, but this time it's either to yell at them or to politely bench them. The benching is a win/win in that scenario.…
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You know how stand up comedians used to get their own sitcoms all the time? Well, in the future, completely unknown podcasters are now getting their own sitcoms. ALL. THE. TIME. So much so that even one of your four beloved FLAPmen has been contacted by a network and asked to star in his own show. We brainstormed a few ideas to help him get started…
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Episode 296 - The Origin of More Legendary Characters
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Ever wonder where your favorite characters come from? Well, we're pulling back the curtain on the entire creative process this week to give you an inside look at this closely-guarded system. The way it works is that someone sends an email that contains a bunch of random names, and the recipient has to create characters based on the names alone. It …
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For some reason, the only explicitly-named media crossover we ever got was the made-for-TV movie. All sorts of works are adapted from one medium to another, but to my knowledge, the only time a medium itself was adapted was when they made movies, but for TV. It never went the other way. We also never got the made-for-TV book, the made-for-book play…
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Episode 294 - Sumo Wrestling and Kickboxing: Together at Last!
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You may know MMA as the sport where people punch and wrestle each other at the same time. But it used to be the sport where a puncher and a wrestler punched and wrestled at the same time, with the puncher only punching and the wrestler only wrestling. Sorry if that was confusing.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 293 - Boulevard Attestation (A.K.A. Street Cred)
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I'd use this space to define the term "street cred", but Cory does it in the episode almost right away. Speaking of street cred, that Noah Webster's got it in spades when it comes to defining things.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 292 - He Truly Was One of Our Greatest Presidents
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This week we take a look at the life of Ben Franklin, one of the greatest presidents in United States history. In fact, I can't find evidence of a single misstep he made while in office. I mean, even the great ones have a few blunders here and there. I'm going to have to look into this a little bit more.…
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Episode 291 - Whether It's Isosceles or Scalene, I Don't Like It
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Today we discuss the sinister events that transpire within the most sinister shape, anchored on the third-most sinister island: The Bermuda Triangle. Thank the good lord that the triangle isn't centered on Mallorca, or we'd all be well and truly fucked.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 290 - Illuminati by Nature - Oh Wait, I Already Used That Title
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This week we discuss the various beer and ass-paddle-related rituals conducted by the shadowy cabal of beard-stroking puppetmasters who secretly run the world. Spoiler alert: They mostly involve beer and ass-paddling.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 289 - They Failed for a Reason, Folks
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Some pretty terrible ideas sometimes get the green light. So imagine how terrible the ideas are that DON'T get that green light. Even TV executives said "no" to these ideas, folks.By Free Legal Advice
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It is summer, and therefore you should be at camp. Ideally, the world would grind to a halt, and everyone would take up their positions as campers or camp counsellors. Alas, we live in a benighted world.By Free Legal Advice
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Do you know what it's like to learn to ride a bike, or drive a car, or buy a beer for underage hoodlums (which may or may not include yourself)? If not, listen closely to this episode and live vicariously through us. Also, you must be, like, five years old, in which case you should not be listening to this at all.…
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Episode 286 - Cancelled Too Soon, or Not Soon Enough?
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Getting "cancelled" nowadays has a new meaning. Usually it involves something racist. It used to mean the network was killing your TV show, because your ideas for it were terrible. Usually it involved something racist.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 285 - Become an Ancient Master in Five Easy Steps
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Step 1: Read a book about kung fu. Step 2: Do all of the stuff it says. Step 3: Defeat the Odonaga Clan. Step 4: Believe in yourself. Step 5: Become an ancient master.By Free Legal Advice
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Episode 284 - Download This Episode on Your 56k Modem
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Remember old technology? It's that stuff that seemed really groundbreaking at the time, but looking back on it, it's actually really quaint and primitive. The stuff we have NOW, though, is ACTUALLY groundbreaking, and will NEVER be considered quaint OR primitive. I know back then we thought it would never get any better, but THIS time, we're right!…
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Over the years, we've trained up our resident billionaire colossi in the manner of pokemon, and this week we finally get to battle them, also in the manner of pokemon. No word yet on whether they will also evolve or solve mysteries, which are the two other activities most closely associated with pokemon.…
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We all knew the kid in school who made up tons of bullshit to make themselves seem cool, like somehow being simultaneously related to Emmitt Smith AND Troy Aikman. I mean, that'd be cool if it were true, but it's obviously not, even to other six-year-olds, so all it really ends up doing is making you look like even more of a freak. Anyway, this wee…
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Episode 281 - Listen to This Episode Just to Spite Us
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You can live your life to help yourself. You can even live your life to help others. But why not live your life to hurt others, with no real end goal in mind? Tyrants and despots have goals; they just need a few thousand humans to suffer in order to achieve them. But with spite, ladies and gentlemen, suffering IS the goal. If there's a more noble p…
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Episode 280 - Impulse-Buy a Fat Elvis Retrospective
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The world has changed, and so has the central pillar undergirding its very foundation: Checkout aisle impulse-buy magazines. As the mindless potatoes who roll their way through those corridors have had what passes as their thought patterns irrevocably shredded by the psychically poisonous maelstrom of today's media environment, the baits and lures …
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Episode 279 - FLAPpy Potter and the Podcast of Fire
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We are highbrow literary critics, of course. Just listen to any of our episodes and you'll hear four erudite men engaging in erudite discussion about the most erudite of farts. So naturally, when our erudite eyes turn to the literary world, our focus is on books for children.By Free Legal Advice
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Play the music, move on to the next gig, and do it all over again. That's the cycle we're living here at the Free Legal Advice Podcast. It's a tough life, but you know what? I wouldn't trade it for all the free church festival shirts in the world.By Free Legal Advice
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