Even in Our Dreams Tax Dollars are Misappropriated by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Laundryman the Washed by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Valentine's Day Lights by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

It Doesn't Sound Sexy by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

What Makes a Guy Gay? by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Everything Bad Happens Before 2AM by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Don't Call Her a Trooper by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

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Some 'Ploding Going On by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Last Person Shooter by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Get Ready for Dinner by Eating by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Get a Life, I Need a Parking Spot by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Addicted to Red Vines by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Yes, Yes He Did. by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

It's just a number. by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Am I Freebirding Too Much? by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

NOT Electrocuted While Peeing by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

No Breaks by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Don't Get Blood On The Carpet by Kyle SouzaBy Kyle Souza

Do I like getting caught in the rain? No. Is it going to kill me? I already gave up witchcraft.By Kyle Souza

Not everyone does it, and no one should do it.By Kyle Souza

It is like reverse psychology, but with fate.By Kyle Souza

No one looks at my wife and thinks "basketball", and rightly so.By Kyle Souza

The "pumpkining" has gone too far!By Kyle Souza

Instead of abbreviating a well know phrase my grandma will shorten a whole sentence to just the first letters, or as she would text me: IOAAWKPMGWSAWSTJTFL.By Kyle Souza

Yes, yes I can - stop trying to trick me into validating your terrible taste buds.By Kyle Souza

I don't regret saying "no", and definitely could have regretted saying "yes".By Kyle Souza

What am I doing with five dozen donuts?By Kyle Souza

Your dad makes "yucky brownies" that are just for adults?By Kyle Souza

There has just been too much going on lately.By Kyle Souza

I don't watch sports much, but when I do, I have questions.By Kyle Souza

If you have a twenty person team, and you each have one year of experience, you do not have twenty years of experience, you just don't.By Kyle Souza

I want to be VERY CLEAR, I am talking about listening to a podcast together; just listening to a pod cast, NOTHING ELSE.By Kyle Souza

I don't always make good decisions.By Kyle Souza

Home has a great soundtrack and some good moments, this one is Jaspyn's favorite.By Kyle Souza

The disappointment on her face was so real.By Kyle Souza

Oatmeal raisin is the worst of the "popular" cookies.By Kyle Souza

You ever tell a waiter "You too!" when they tell you to enjoy your food? It's kind of like that.By Kyle Souza

The dogs were having fun.By Kyle Souza

And it looks like Liam still doesn't like Bono.By Kyle Souza

It's corny, but I think it's hilarious.By Kyle Souza

Missing one little letter can make a big difference in what you're trying to say.By Kyle Souza

If it looks like a trash bag full of trash you're going to have a hard time remembering that it's not.By Kyle Souza

The good news is, I've learned how to change a diaper since then.By Kyle Souza

Apparently my three year old likes The Beastie Boys.By Kyle Souza

Mazzie has nine nipples... NINE.By Kyle Souza

No one's buying that.By Kyle Souza

You're necking out in the open and I'm the weirdo?By Kyle Souza

My dog is not smart, cute, but not smart.By Kyle Souza

I'm not saying I'm a good person for doing it, but I did it and it worked.By Kyle Souza