I guess sometimes "posting every Wednesday-ish" means posting on a Sunday. So, seems like we're taking you to church today...but in England. We want to extend our sincerest apologies to the cat community for our behavior during this episode. If you, for some reason, would like to hear us discuss the actual movie, please skip to at least minute 08:0…

This week we went *off script* and delved straight into THE cutting-edge topics of love and relationships- how much does romance add to life? How much grief can one person produce for a lost pet? This, and much more, in this week's Wednesday-ish installment ;)

We're not a mess. Promise. In this episode, we *loosely* discussed Ex-Machina. Actually, we kinda stayed on track this time...except for all the times we didn't and instead chatted about taxidermy and weirdly deceptive (yet adorable) animal behavior, cryogenics, and exchanging brains (or maybe just a body). Thanks for listening (if that's serious h…

This week we went MANIACally off script (ha...) We talked about AI and its possible humanity (or lack thereof?), explored the condition of "normie"-ness, and covered what exactly healing is supposed to mean.

We went off-script discussing Everything Everywhere All at Once. Wanna talk about nihilism, holiday expectations, making resolutions (or maybe not), and putting googly eyes around your home? Apparently, we do. We hope you have a happy happy and a new year (this is not a typo) <3

We aren't dead! But we are moving to every other Wednesday-ish uploads (surprise!)... In other news, this week we went off-script discussing Pan's Labyrinth. We laugh. June cries - but only a bit. Join us (if you think you're cool enough) to talk about our childhoods (it's just an episode requirement at this point), generational trauma, rebellion, …

This week, we did a *script tease* on Under the Silver Lake. June is the scariest thing in any haunted house and Riley was probably destined to die on a rollercoaster. We know nothing, so...come hang with us. We're desperate.

In this episode of **dramatic pause** The Podcast, we are discussing FIGHT CLUUUB!!! j/k we Took No Script on The Night House -- listen in (if you want... we're not your mom) for delightful discussions about being afraid of your own home, dying with all your lies, and some more light-hearted stuff like moderately extreme levels of paranoia. Thanks …

(Relevant TWs below) well...this happened. This week, we took NO SCRIPT on FIGHT CLUUUB *in our best rage voice* which June claims she didn't like (she actually loved it). Our "discussions" ranged from what humans do to feel something to toxic masculinity to obsessively window shopping online. Basically, we're just dying at our own dark sense of hu…

We took NO SCRIPT from the mockumentary, What We Do in the Shadows. We probably talked about the movie for 5% of this episode because we seem only to get excited about very dark shit. If you wanna hear us struggle to talk about vampires and being an adult, tune in. Or don't...we don't know.

This is a trailer. Listen to it. If you want.

We are Taking No Script on the movie Parika as well as silently coughing our way through discussions (ooo so fancy!) about nightmares, selling panties, and getting along with people (except not really because we suck at it).