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We watch a video on loop until we can't take it anymore. Things get weird.

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We watch a video on loop until we can't take it anymore. Things get weird.

379 episodes

#Comedy #Video #Death #Loop #Themesong #Commercial #Repeat #Aaron Littleton and John Hurst #Aaron Littleton #John Hurst

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S9:E13 – Pizzazz Pizza Cooker Commercial

1 day ago

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Imagine you’re a frozen pizza. You’re almost there already so this should be easy. It’s pretty great. You chill in a freezer, you preserve yourself and hey you may even be pretty tasty in a pinch! But what if you could rotate for everyone to see? You could be the star of the party! Or the bachelor pad! Or the bachelor in the bachelor pad! Get heated on with the Pizzazz Pizza Cooker! Ignore the stains from what seems to be non-pizza foodstuffs. And hair. And maybe toothpaste? You look at your bachelor’s teeth. You’re not sure if he can consume solid foods. You’re a solid food. You worry. His name is Jarron. He doesn’t own a lamp. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s in charge of the timeclocks that don’t do anything cool physically! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s got a cake to frost later on. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E12 – Once upon a time… Life – Opening Theme

8 days ago

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The magic of life should not be taken for granted, France! You know that just as much as the rest of us! You are born of this earth, live off its riches and die in its dirt just like the rest of us. So why are you giving the false hope of magic hugs that make you become the sun ? I always wanted to be to a Sun! A vicious ball of heat and gas and plasma that shines on everyone whether they want it or not (They can live in the habitable zone, I guess. ) But no! I can’t be a sun! I can only shine a bright light on someone’s day by my kind words and demeanor! That’s not enough! I want to burn for a million degrees until I burn out and expand and consume the galaxy! Damn you, french animation short! Damn you and your false hope! John Hurst is your host this week and he’s unaware of the badass thing he is doing while outside. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s the reason the hornets are so angry, not the basketball! Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E11 – Devil Sticks Commercial

15 days ago

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Harvey Freeman had a vision. Well maybe not a vision; it was a meeting . It was at a crossroads. The dusty kind. The kind where the Devil hangs out. Harvey Freeman needed a winning idea and the Devil was the person to give it to him. Whatever he was given, he knew he could change the world. Harvey trusted in himself (and the devil) that much. However, even he wasn’t quite sure what to do with the Devil Sticks. He had to practice them for way too long for one. Everyone thought he was just messing around in the park. No. No he was not. He was nose deep into Stick Business and he was about to graduate with a S.D. (Stick Degree) and Devilnometry. Then, and only then, could he face off against his final boss; The Patent Office. The paperwork would bring him down, but the Harvey Freeman name would remain on high. They’re kind of fun, too. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s not going on The Curse of Oak Island anytime soon. John Hurst is your co-host and he should have guessed a higher number. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E10 – Target “Beautiful World” Commercial 1999

29 days ago

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Is it a Beautiful World? Who even knows! Target sure thinks so. Target is ready to sell your products as the sun is melting down all around us ready to consume us. Only one company stands in the way of total destruction and it turns out that mostly make carbonated soda beverages. And guns. Lots of citruses-y guns. Also forcing other brands to expand outsider of their wheelhouse. I hear Slim Jims make for great saloon doors! John Hurst is your host this week and he has to go back to Podcast Prison after this episode. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s working the skunkworks at Sunkist on the Balls Kicking Committee. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E9 – Chobits Anime Opening

5 weeks ago

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The era of digital fansubs brought us everything. Everywhere. All at once! We had to have it all! We had to trade CD-Rs in big binders trying to gather it all like Pokemon. Even shows like Chobits , which I am personally convinced noone ever saw the ending to! We just saw the plasticy ears and figured out the rest of the show from there! Still, we torrented it. And some of us are still living in the hole in the ground for the trouble. City pop vibes, baby! Download Link Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is taking his Persocom everywhere . John Hurst is your co-host and he’s got coyotes to fight before he gets internet again. Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E8 – Wendy’s Horizon Worlds

6 weeks ago

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People cried when the statues of the Virgin Mary shed tears of blood, but would you do the same for the Wendy’s Piss Fountain? I bet you would. It’s a beautiful sight made by our fast food benefactors from Dublin, Ohio. They’re giving you the greatest in free entertainment and promo codes for this. All you have to do is wave your little arms around and not worry about why you’re working the counter in a virtual fast food chain. They own you now. Don’t be too bothered by it. That’s how the internet works! You never looked at the Terms and Agreement before now, after all. Put on the VIB Visor. Your burger chariot is waiting (For other people, not for you. Get to work.) John Hurst is your host this week and he’s wondering why that tomato has his legs. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he learned a valuable fast food secret from a college friend. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E7 – Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)

7 weeks ago

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Turn around! You’re in a boarding school with Bonnie Tyler are your principal. She makes you practice fencing and kendo at night and that’s a little weird! She wonders around just looking in rooms and not interacting. You ask her for any opinions and input but she’s just wistfully walking along in her formal wear with the thin fabric that wisps around in the wind. Your eyes have started glowing. Are you a vampire? Maybe? You don’t feel vampiry. You’re just worried if next week’s match is going to go well. You’re so tired. You just want to play Chrono Trigger on the Super Nintendo without Principal Bonnie Tyler looking into your room and commenting on your character levels. Turn around. Turn around! Turn– Aaron Littleton it your host this week and he has sage advice for those who would be tempted to go “subreddit deep” on a mundane subject. John Hurst is your co-host this week and every now and then he falls apart (For spoons.) Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E6 – The Little Unicorn Trailer

9 weeks ago

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How little can a unicorn be? Well, according ot the film ‘The Little Unicorn” circa 2002: Not little at all! It’s an average size horse! Bigger maybe! It’s got a horn and it glows and everyone wants it and I think we ran out of plot so let’s add like 45 minutes of interpersonal family conflict with David Warner, thank you! And once they’re done, it’s time to really make our new unicorn-related industry go to work. Don’t worry, it’s very humane! Extremely! We swear! The USDA swears! John Hurst is your host this week and he associates the cloned sheep Dolly with Madden 96 for an incredibly specific reason. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he needs some cool glowy platforms or it is not REAL science. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E5 – Camp Wilder TV Opening

10 weeks ago

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Sometimes, something can look like an entire decade and noone can know what year it came from. This is true even for build who lived in the decade. But the scientists over at Video Death Loop have it all figured out when it comes to Camp Wilder, our second ABC TGIF show of the season. What was it about? How did the plot go? Did involve as much surf music and whimsy as they are desperately trying to give in the intro? We don’t know! But we can say we’re pretty sure it might be a 90s show. Maybe. At least someone didn’t have to die by hamburger to become a (teen) angel! … Actually, we have no idea there also. We’ll check wikipedia after I finish writing this. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is getting that cheap hit so Fandango can win the dark match. John Hurst is your co-host and he is the heralder of surf music in the 90s. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E4 – Burger King Kids Club Commercial

11 weeks ago

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The Burger King Kid’s Club (BK Kid’s Club to the cool ones out there) was a radical set of kids being radical in your radically marketed mind. They needed someone to combat the monstrosities McDonald’s was giving us with years and eons of lore, just in case Mayor McCheese ever decided to unleash the Grimace or one of his many cousins on the neighboring fast food chains in the same section of town. The results would be brutal and what better way to combat monsters than a ragtag group of children banding up together to learn about friendship and/or burgers? Would the artist making the BK Kids, in their cyberpunkian glory, also realize he was a part of the plot? Would the editor? Where does the inception end? Maybe after we get our box of meal prep chips in the mail. We got corn chips this week! It’s going to be a good one. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s thinking of things in terms of what you can wear on your belt like a totally cool person and not like a dad with sunglasses, okay?! Aaron Littleton is your newly appointed co-host and he’s got some historical Gilgamesh fanfiction just for you. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E3 – Teen Angel – Family Channel Promo

13 weeks ago

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Hey everyone! It’s Teen Angel! The Angel that was a Teen! He’s dead now! They made sure of that! For this hilarious (debatable) comedy! Wow! He’s solving his friends problems? Or making new ones? He’s only going to be doing it for 17 episodes though, so you better figure out your life by then! He might not be able to physically go beyond making Austin Powers jokes! His mind did not finish developing before death! Yeah baby, yeah! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is on the serious side of the very important lunch chart graph we make in this episode. John Hurst is your co-host this week and he is entering Hibernation 2.0, as the tech bros will dub it. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E2 – Cool Boarders 2 Playstation Intro

14 weeks ago

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What is snowboarding? A sport that takes a pre-existing sport and makes it way cooler. What is virtual snowboarding? That concept but even way cooler because I can do it without injuring myself. Possibly. I could maybe trip over something in my living room in my excitement of doing a 720 fakie nosegrab grind in spectacular fashion. Maybe I’m drunk. Maybe I’m in a philospher’s cave and he wants next on the game. I tell him “No, bro. You can play this anytime.” It causes a little scuffle. I’m kicked out and have to real snowboard my way home while thinking about the decisions I have made along the pathway that is my life. I am truly in the present moment. But it’s way radder if I snowboard through it. John Hurst is your host and he is ready to go back to bed after Philosophy Class. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s not sharing his bag of tuna. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S9:E1 – Nintendo Switch 2 – First-look trailer

15 weeks ago

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It’s a new Video Death Loop season! It’s a new Video Death Loop year! It’s time to celebrate this remarkable achievement of NINE years doing an audio podcast about a video loop and wait what do you mean Nintnedo made the announcement about the Switch 2 right when we started recording ? Okay, hold on. Hold the phone. Don’t use it to dial your local movie theater. We need it. For phoning. Get your blenders ready, folks. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s the least prime number possible. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s remembering the second Transformer movie like a fever dream (Which it is.) Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E35 – Paul McCartney – “Wonderful Christmastime”

19 weeks ago

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The aliens have come to visit our planet and we really need to have the good holiday cheer out to appease them. There’s clearly no other way we’re winning this fight. They have the superior firepower and well-trained numbers behind them to literally decimate our entire planet as they make way to build their death theme park over the dehydrated oceans. The only thing we have is Holiday spirit and if we can’t get drunk with them and show them how humanity can be great and wonderful and bring joy to the stars then there will be no joy left! We need to turn them into Steven Spielberg Extra Terrestials stat! All that’s left if the inaugural song to welcome them into the pub. Let’s bring in the Paul McCartney ! Maybe just leave Wings at home this time around, though. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s going to leave the Christmas Towels up far past the holiday time. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is going up to the Christmas Grave if you need anything. This is our last episode for Season 8! We’ll be back in a couple of weeks in the new year for Season 9?! Have a great break and we will too! Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E34 – Frank’s RedHot “Frank It Up” Commercial

20 weeks ago

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I see you over there, Frankin’ it up ! Don’t you try to deny it! Your father was a franker, his father before him was a franker and by gods we’ve been frankin’ it up ever since we said no to the King of England (Who likely wasn’t franking anything, let’s be real.) If you’re not Franking it, then frankly we have a little bit of a problem. Where’s your Franking License? Lemme see if you’re allowed to forage for various hot sauce without a permit. Now pick up that hot dog. Put hot sauce on it. Frank’s Hot Sauce. Yowza. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s boiling a big pot of blood just to show Bing. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s making himself hot sauce stew courtesy of the local water department. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E33 – Best Buy

21 weeks ago

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If you were a kid in 2006, odds were you had enough free time to film a whole scene in the parking lot of a Best Buy . We know we sure did, but we didn’t make this auspicious film. Someone else got to it first, knowing the perfect spot to frame and flip off a Best Buy box store with the most thunderous of effects. Know doubt there is something performative about the gesture, but one can almost sense a real realness to the whole thing. Was their a real slight towards a pre-ordered Wii that was forgotten about? Did the person who is doing the flipping formerly work for the corporation? Why is he so far away from the store? Why is that one car so bad at parking? The world may never know, but we can at least observe. And observe we shall forever. Download Link John Hurst is your host this week and he’s seeing the realness through the irony, man. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is ushering in a new Era according to Wikipedia.…

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S8:E32 – Chernobyl Accident (Simulation Only)

23 weeks ago

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What better way to explain a situation than to use the largest Connect Four board known to man ? Just add your pieces (Uranium and/or Water) and have a ball! Don’t worry about the radioactivity, it’s all part of the game! Just keeping on thinking about bacon, like the bacon council wants you to! Did Socrates eat bacon? Would he prefer bacon over sausage? Oh no, Pripyat is uninhabital now! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he has given up on The Republic (The Book.) John Hurst is your co-host this week and he’s (not) going to invent time travel and proceed to Step 2. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E31 – Cars Crashing Into Swimming Pools Compilation

24 weeks ago

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Sirens would entrance sailors to crash their ships into rocks not for sustenance or anger, but because it’s really funny and honestly never gets own. Such is true of the timeless tradition of cars crashing into various things. Like the one we watch this week of cars crashing into swimming pools in various ways. The car still totalled, but at least you get refreshed at the end! Perhaps we can use this as a way to fill in some of those holes found in Oak Island while searching for the treasure. We must look to the stars (and the emails of hopefully listening producers) for the answer! John Hurst is your host this week and he’s throwing coins at islands for good luck! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and we all failed the “Talk about Oak Island” charisma check so you’re going to get caught with the show. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E30 – Smilk Commercial

25 weeks ago

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SMILK. IT IS CALLED SMILK. IT’S LIKE MILK. BUT WITH A SMILE?!?!?! SMILK. GOD HELP US ALL. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s assembling Aaron Littletons the world over. John Hurst is your co-host and he is concerned with what Smilk is fortified *with*. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E29 – Dr Pepper “Godzilla” Commercial

27 weeks ago

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When Godzilla chooses a beverage, you can be sure he is going to choose the number 3 beverage in the United States (Which has lately been the number 2 beverage depending on the poll you believe. Godzilla might be ecstatic about this news!) He’s got places to be and he needs that caffeiene to help him get to Manitoba and back! He’s got a wheatification process he’s trying to get through the Science Committe back on Monster Island that may solve world hunger too as long as you’re not in the city he’s wrecking. That’s the price of his science! Though maybe we should not be calling it “Godzillification” due to those destructive tendencies. John Hurst is your host this week and he is forcing himself to learn more about Manitoba after this episode (Sorry Manitoba, but it looks very nice!) Aaron Littleton is your temporary co-host and he’s busy not building a catapult. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E28 – Rattle Me Bones Board Game Ad

28 weeks ago

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“Rattle Me Bones , bonedaddy!” is not just for bedroom talk anymore! Now you can play without the dirty talk in the Rattle Me Bones home game! It’s like Operation, except there’s a little skeleton guy wiggling! Everyone wins! Except maybe the skeleton since you’re taking their stuff and that’s not very nice. That skeleton has places to be. He’s got a movie to catch at home and he’s making sure the ghost haunting the apartment can’t choose what to watch AGAIN! That’s the pecking order, baby! Physicality in Death! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s got big plans for his posthumous lifestyle. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s with you every step of the way as long as he gets to break a window. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E27 – POV: You’re a bag that was just checked at the airport

30 weeks ago

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It’s time to become what we always wanted to be: Useless bags going to useless destinations! Finally, I can lay down and enjoy the ride, get handled by security and slightly irradiated just like I always wanted. Maybe I can be sorted to a better place in life! Sure, it just might be the gate to Cincinnati, but that’s a city of cities, right? That’s a pretty good start! Maybe they’ll let me eat a 8 AM pizza on this conveyor too. It came from the airport and I’m not bringing in, so I think I got a chance there. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s establishing the greeting order for the podcast. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is going to invent the telephone in the future so let’s forget about the current and past telephones, okay? Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E26 – Hamlet “2000” Movie Trailer

32 weeks ago

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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well! He made this slidedeck for me to sell Denmark! They don’t know that we’re doing it. Well, maybe they have an inkling of an idea. We’re called the Denmark Corporation after all. We kind of said on our yearly business review that we are going to “sell that damn country finally”. So, maybe they won’t be blindsided. But we’re dedicated to selling it and we have quite a pitch for you! Just ask our former’s president’s ghost! He’s not thinking of revenge at all! Or making his son do it! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he needs to pitch to Microsoft precisely on January of 2000 if this scheme is to work. John Hurst is your co-host and he wouldn’t be caught dead calling it a PowerPoint. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E25 – Cindy Crawford Pocari Sweat Commercial

33 weeks ago

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It’s 1991 and Cindy Crawford has the Official Drink market in an iron fist. America won first blood with making Cindy Crawford hold a Pepsi, but it wouldn’t stop there. Japan had Pocari Sweat and a puma to help sweeten the deal. She was working on the Canada contract soon with her sword training. She had to assert dominance over the other celebrity models after all. She had the Puma trainer’s number too just in case she needed to take out one of them. Or an antelope. Or anything in between now and victory. Life was going all the way up and nobody could stop her. Well, maybe if she could figure out how to avoid being so cold all the damn time. Maybe some sort of cloth thing used to wrap up a human being with insulation. No, there was no time for that. There was only the path forward. The Cindy Path Forward. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s going to be using the void, that’s for damn sure. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s going to need a shovel for all these new situations. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E24 – The ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ 2021 Intro

34 weeks ago

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Summer may be winding down in the real life that you and live in, but it’s still going strong in the Bachelor in Paradise ! Why, David Spade is hosting! And they got all these names having fun on the screen! Some of them may be rats habitating a facsimile of a human skin designed to trick the other contestants! Others might be playing volleyball! Fun?! Except for Demi. We’re not sure what the hell Demi is doing. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s thinking about bee collecting (not keeping.) John Hurst is your co-host this week and he is dispensing sage advice from the depths of his blender. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E23 – Bac-Os Commercial

35 weeks ago

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When you put Bac-Os on a salad , what you’re really trying to do is resign to fate. The salad is there. You’re going to eat it. You may enjoy eating it! You may not! But you’re probably not the most excited by it. You need something to take your mind off all that saladness. Bac-Os is there for you. It’s suggested by lettuce you’re about to eat and everything. You’re about to commit horrible vegetation atrocities. You might as well have a little fun to go with it. It’s Bac-Os! John Hurst is your host this week and he’s looking for the most gamer of printers. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s making the printable steak a thing! Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E22 – Captain Planet Summon

37 weeks ago

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Captaiinnnnnnn Planet! We’re summoning him with our rings! Our rings of elements! We have to be in close proximity to the other four to do so and unfortunately, we hate the other teens! We’re just going to use our cool water powers to make like a river and flow into the ocean! We don’t need those other elements! We especially don’t need Heart! Wait, what do you mean he is hypnotizing an army to give him cash? Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s insanely good at remembering the names of the Planeteers. John Hurst is your co-host and did consider using the Earth Ring to play SimCity 2000 Land Development in real life. Reticulating splines. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E21 – Grant Nel Scores 0 Points with Failed Dive

38 weeks ago

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Grant Nel took the dive like a champ. Hi fives, smiles, the only thing red was probably he back from the failed dive. I mean, what else can you do? When you receive a vision of the future and it is a zero score, you can’t exactly walk back down? You gotta follow through. Accept your fate. At least you know a teenage lifeguard won’t be saving you. You’re safe from the Panel of Uncool for just a little longer. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s putting a little falsetto in his voice to enrage Aaron. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he is being left at the pool mistakenly as the cloned version of himself. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E20 – Breyers Viennetta Ice Cream TV Commercial

39 weeks ago

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Here’s your one chance, Fancy! Don’t let me down! Get the nice cat glasses out and let’s eat Viennetta! It has… Layers? Of Dairy? It’s not an ice cream. Legally we can’t call it an ice cream. We can legally say layers though, right? … Our lawyers say to hold off on the layers. Okay, fair enough but the point is it’s got curves and weird little swivel thingies. Like a fancy thing! Rebecca, please put away the steampunk goggles. You’re ruining tea time. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s a two time COVID fighting champ (He’s doing okay!) John Hurst is your co-host and he’s not ready for his big introduction. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E19 – Wolves Chomping on Ice

41 weeks ago

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Sometimes, you just need a video of an anime chomping on ice. Just really going to down on that solid water hoping to crush it into a nougat of liquidy water. This is one of those days. You’ve earned it. You’ve made it to this part of the week and we’re so proud that you have. You should hold your head up high and smile at everything you’ve done until this point. Just don’t start counting the clouds and wondering how many units water they may have. You may never be the same! Also, animals will review you poorly. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not quite sure he is remembering the podcast spiel correctly! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s making the first audio-only sport. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E18 – Windows XP Startup Animation

44 weeks ago

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The damn sound. You can’t escape from it. No matter where you are in the house, it means someone is sneaking on the computer. And that your cleverly laid trap of leaving the pc speaker on at full volume worked. You know they’re about to log onto America Online to chat with their dang internet friends and look at Ranma 1/2 fanfiction. You don’t know what to do with this information, mind you; nothing is wrong with any of that! It just means you know they’re not going sleep well and you can see them the next morning and go “Ah ha hah! Rise and shine, buddy!” or something like that. It helps you get through the day but really you know it’s distracting your from all the plastic baggies you need to fill. A road trip is happening soon. You and your bags of dirt have places to be. You have no time for computer frivolities. The plants need you. The earth will regret you. Only bliss awaits (at another location different from the original bliss.) Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s making a more absorbant plant! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s making a reverse dracula. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E17 – 1-900-HOT-HINTS Commercial

47 weeks ago

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VIDEO GAME HINTS! They’re fast and fun! It’s like an ancient gacha for your phone, except your parents will get even madder at you! Don’t mind the super hero trying to usher you into the St. Paul megadome (St. Paul residents, I am sorry but I’m not looking up your sports arena’s name. I’m sure it is very nice though.) Don’t even mind that it is empty! Just come in and ignore the plants and abnormally large curtains! You’ve got games to beat! John Hurst is your host this weekend and, yeah, he’d pay $8 to see this commercial live! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s watching a video essay on this right now. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E16 – Hidden Valley Ranch Commercial

48 weeks ago

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At Hidden Valley, the ranch flows unending. There’s just too much of it. We need to use it in more and more creative ways, but it means we all must make sacrifices. The ice cream truck? Gone. It’s now full of vegetables (and ranch dressing.) The children? They must enjoy the ranch as well. If they do not, they’re not effective and they’re BANISHED from the Valley of Hidden. We must all do our part. Bring in the big bowl. Stick your fist in it. Lick the ranch from your knuckles. It’s ranch or be ranch’d, buckos. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s re-ranching his lawn this week. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s getting gaslit very easily!! Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E15 – Kingfish Restaurant Commercial

49 weeks ago

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If you go to Kingfish Restaurant in Louisville, KY, it sounds like you’ll get some pretty good seafood! This is judging by the reviews online, but also the reviews of these paid(?) actors in the 1990s commercial they made it sound pretty sweet too! The catchy jingle and the twirling of shrimp and onion rings catch the eye and make it determine it as a fun place potentially. But before we even get there, we have to meet… Richard. Richard is pictured above. And he’s down for whatever you want. Get out those lobster bids, baby. It’s fishin’ time. John Hurst is your host this week and he is going to crack up every time he sees Richard so you’re going to have to deal with that. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s worried about the hanging paper towel in the workplace bathroom. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E14 – Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Opening

51 weeks ago

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It’s Star Trek! In DEEP ASS SPACE! And… They’re mostly chilling. People are on their time share, y’know. Enjoying life among the potential war zone. Drinking at Quark’s Bar. Complaining about Romulan Ale or something. Look, I loved Deep Space Nine but I don’t think I’ve ever seen it remotely in narrative order. Mostly it was in SpikeTV/USA Network order in between sessions of Earth Basketball. I’m just waiting for my week, is all! Download Link Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s really excited about getting some of those syllables out! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s trying to figure out a way to spin it into getting onto Sesame Street. Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E13 – BW1612 DRAGON WITH WINGS FIREWORK

1 year ago

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It’s becomming firework season again in the US, which ranges from May – whenever we run out of fireworks! All manner of firepower big and small will be used, but maybe not these dainty little dragons that shoot fire out of two directions . They’re just too cute! You want to hug it while its on fire! That’s not a great feature for a firework! Unless that feature is burn insurance. Also, Puff the Magic Dragon versus Pete’s Dragon. Important topics. Critical topics. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s enjoying the silence. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he made this whole scenario later in the podcast so don’t believe him when he says otherwise. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E12 – Herman Miller Chair Commercial

1 year ago

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Everyone loves a Herman Miller chair. Especially the host this week Aaron. But Aaron doesn’t want to pay full price for a Herman Miller chair, understandably! That’s why he is working for co-host John as his left Porsche 911 shoe, a concept he is looking to get outlawed *immediately* in all 50 states. Is it worth it? Absolutely not. But is a Herman Miller chair and it does turn you into a cyberskeleton soooooo… Maybe?! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s doing all the things described in the above paragraph. John Hurst is your co-host this weeek and he too is doing everything in the above paragraph. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E11 – Ancient Lore Village

1 year ago

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There’s a place in Knoxville where you can go to see little circular homes that are of a certain fantasy classic but legally distinct from it. You can throw axes there! Talk by the fire! Listen to the power lines sing a song in your gentile ear. Yes, it’s the Ancient Lore Village , a project that even has its own 2.5 Star reviewed book on Amazon! That’s the kind of literature that makes recreational facilities happen! No, seriously, it’s true. Go to Pigeon Forge sometime. It’s all marketed like that. This one’s in between that town and another though, so it’s different! Maybe! Shh, the power lines are talking again. Let’s listen. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s got strong opinions about important wikipedia articles. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he just wants a really nice map. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E10 – Underworld (2003) Official Trailer

1 year ago

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You’re done arguing with your friends! We can all agree going to the Werewolf versus Vampire movie is neutral ground, right? We weren’t all going to see Mystic River so you better damn well deal with this sci-fi creation under a blue light and you better be damn neutral about it! Look, there’s vampires! And Werewolves! They’re fighting! And she has a big ol’ sword she’s fighting them both with? Maybe one side? Which one? I don’t know, I wasn’t paying any attention. I was too busy trying to fly with these new eagle wings of mine. It’s kind of hard! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s considering utility with animal powers. John Hurst is your co-host and he has re-written the rules of who gets “The Animal” nickname. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E9 – Pokémon TCG Commercial

1 year ago

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It turns out that everything they warned us about is all true. Pokemon Cards are the devil’s work! The mere touch of a rare card is enough to convert your entire body into an explosion of pokemon cards and coalesce into something that looks quite like you… But different. Never will you be the same again and all your previous joys will be gone, replaced by Pokemon cards. You can’t even play the deck you like anymore. You are the deck, unable to change that one card that was definitely a poor decision. Stay away from the danger! Skate away, younglings! John Hurst is your host this week and he is stealing all the world’s helium to be remembered by history. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he witnessed a living AI Model experiment in high school. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E8 – The Guild – Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

1 year ago

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No, I do not want to date your avatar. Unless your avatar is a Ragnarok Online model! Then maybe I would consider it! We would have spent ages levelling up together, so at the point where we may consider dating I would know if we were a good fit for each other. We’d also know what we thought of bees and web series by then so we could get a billboard together announcing are nupitals or something. Is that how marriage works? Better buy a second billboard just in case. And maybe hide my Runescape account. Aaron “The Animal” Littleton Esquire is your host this week and he has a choice this week before we get the billboard up! John “The Animal” Hurst is ready to let you into heaven, as long as you don’t have a certain popular brand electronic device from Apple. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E7 – Clue Speedrun in 0:00.733

1 year ago

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We live in a society where we can get very specific descriptive pills faster than this Clue speedrun we watched on loop for this episode (At least, if you’re in America. We’ll privatize the shit out of anything!) Professor Plum will give you all the boner pills a podcast can buy! Maybe he even has his own podcast to hock them off of as well! With a sponsor code and everything! Sure, it’s not Doctor Xpress joint, but the money rolls in easy enough and he hasn’t had to murder any Mr. Bodys this time around for it. It was Ms. Peacock this time around! That’s more time to sell pills with rhinos on them to gas stations! Hell yeah! Let’s get to making the 12th Delta! John Hurst is your host this week and and he needs to stop having kickstarter worthy ideas happen in the final minutes of the episode. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is listening to someone else’s podcast in the car with them. You are the listener and we like YOU the most. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E6 – Lunchables Mega Pack – 2000 Commercial

1 year ago

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Oh, damn! Looks like Timmy’s a big kid now! He’s got the double deep dish pizza lunchable with a cola and Reese’s cup! It’s where cravings and malnutrition meet and he’s at the height of his popularity! He’ll remember this day where he was the envy of all the other kids on his school lunch row as he lays upon his death bed with a sweet smile. He may not be able to devour either deep dish pizza nor the cola or the Reese’s Cup candy contained within, but these memories of envy will leave him in content. Or discontent. Timmy didn’t really eat well after the lunchable either. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he has survived being sick using speed run strats!! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s disappointed by the seedy underside of his local community’s social media presence. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E5 – IBM Lotus Sametime for IBM Lotus Notes Users

1 year ago

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It’s another day at the workplace. Everything is the exact same. The cafeteria ran out of bananas again. Your co-worker can’t stop yapping about the event of the moment. Your boss wants a report in. If only something could help alleviate this boredom! Perhaps a chatting application built into my required mailing software for my company’s intranet! Then maybe I can finally talk to Portugal and find out what they’re really into! That’s productivity! John Hurst is your host this week and he doesn’t know how even Even Stevens really is. Aaron Littleton is your host and he has a hole to fill! Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com !…

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S8:E4 – Quantum Leap – Season 1 Intro

1 year ago