Little Benny the Polar Bear (22/365)
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Little Benny, the polar bear, went to his dad one day and said "Dad, am I really a polar bear?" and his dad said "Well, yes of course, I'm a polar bear and your mom is a polar bear, so you are a polar bear." So, little Benny went to his mom and said "Mom, am I really a polar bear?" and his mom said "Well yes, of course sweetheart, I'm a poloar bear and your dad is a polar bear. Your grandpappy and grandmammy are polar bears, I assure you sweety, you are a polar bear." So, little Benny wen to to his sister and said "Am I really a polar bear?" and she said "Yeah! Of course! Why?" And, he said "Because I'm fuckin' cold!"
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