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Clean Sheets East Coast Tour
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As the U.S. Women's National Team tours in celebration of a World Cup win, Kia and Ryan tour the East Coast in support of the Men's National Team.
Ryan makes a pit stop to cheer on AOPHX's favorite NFL long snapper, Nick Sundberg, and notes that FedEx Field is an absolute turd farm. The pitfalls don't end there, as Ryan and Megan find themselves hung over, in costume and swarmed by Peruvian soccer fans in Washington, D.C.
Making things worse, U.S. soccer fans mistake Outlaw George Washington (Ryan's alter ego) for CAPTAIN HOOK?
Kia and Ryan discuss how dressing up as presidents has resulted in a minor identity crisis for each of them, and the D.C. Gators alums break Ryan's heart with their rudeness. But the rest of D.C. is pretty friendly, especially famous author David McCullough, who swaps airline seats so Ryan and Megan and sit together.
The Sheeters walk the Freedom Trail in Boston, stopping to see John Hancock's massive penis tomb, a Red Sox game at Fenway and President Barack Obama's motorcade. The Secret Service forces Kia to drink more at the Green Dragon, which is fortunate because nearly nobody parties at the American Outlaws Boston Night Before Party.
The tailgate isn't much better, as Ryan destroys his leg falling up steps. Then the USMNT shits the bed against Brazil while Brazilian fans invade the American Outlaws supporters section.
Ryan rounds out the tour by making 8 million trips to The Barking Crab, where apparently the lobster rolls are "cool." And Kia ventures into the world of Harvard goth clubs, where the cover is $12 and the dancing is appropriately subterranean.
Catch all this action and more in this special episode of Clean Sheets Podcast.
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