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Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

In this pheromone-infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley lend their matchmaking expertise to Zero-FRUX, who has ventured into the world of robo-romance through MechMatch. The group kicks off with the usual Hyperspace Headlines, followed by some hilarious 1st date fails, dating advice (YIKES), how to assemble the perfect Android Female, and finally sharing their take on what makes a dating profile stand out. After an amusing profile creation session for Zero-FRUX, they set out to find their Android companion the perfect match in the dating cosmos. Will this interstellar experiment lead to love, or are they in for a binary bust? Stay tuned to find out Dimension Hoppers! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.odditycentral.com/news/ai-powered-perfect-girlfriend-earns-30000-per-month-from-lonely-men.html https://apnews.com/article/extraterrestrial-visitors-lexington-tourism-849580571040fd1704c67ddc1b2b6589 Laugh Alert: 1st Date Fails https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahdobro/people-ruined-first-dates Special Segment: Building the Perfect Female Android Banter Beacon: Lessons Learned Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - [e-mail] Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup