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EPISODE 34 - THE WEST VIRGINIA SH*TSNAKE
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FEBRUARY IS PRETTY CUTE: Dimas and Hare discuss the month of February. Dimas educates Hare about Black History Month and why this particular month was chosen. Watermelons are delicious for everyone. Hare makes a case for white people as the worst employers in US History. Who gets mad at free laborers? Dimas asks if Blackface is safe in any context.
LAYERS: Dimas shares that the Scholastic Book Faire has come under fire and Hare has a plan to sort it all out. We just have to quit going to work. Hare realizes he is a feminine man but that's okay because that just means he needs to find a handsome woman. Hare and Dimas theorize the origin of the Come And Take It phrase. Who knew that it was about having to poop all along.
LITTLE JARS OF GAS: Dimas reveals that, Reality TV Star Stephanie Matto, makes over 200k in 2 months by selling her own farts in jars, an average of 50k a week. Due to her diet, she experienced a medical emergency and had to rush to the hospital. This is proof women will never be as horny as men. Dimas pitches the idea that instead of fighting other men we should threaten to perform oral sex on them as a fight move. Hare seems to think its an act of aggression.
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