Dear God Is Magic Real?

Dear God, Are we there yet?

Primos y Primas! The Amazing Johnathan pretends to cut his arm with a big knife. ‘What you are about to see,’ he says, ‘is just a trick.’ He only scratches the surface, but you can already see some blood. ‘It is stage blood. It is riding on the surface of my arm, it is not penetrating my arm, that would be real, this is an illusion.’ And then, all of a sudden, he exclaims: ‘This is real!’ and penetrates his arm with the big blade. Pero venaca y que lo tuyo! Is Magic Real? Grab that cafecito and let's chat.